Post by Fake Jesus on Jun 1, 2015 15:40:41 GMT -5
Wade, I'm afraid I've got some bad news for you.
Tonight, you have to face me for a shot at the United States title.
Which, if you'll remember, is a relic from WCW.
Like me.
So don't invest in belt polish yet, bucko.
Because you'll need that money for pain medication and salves after I'm done with you, because I'm claiming the U.S. Title, and you're just a speed bump on the way there.
But not to worry!
Because I have GOOD news as well.
Sting holds up a bible.
Which he then pulls a letter that he was using as a bookmark out of.
I saved 15% on my car insurance by switching to GEICO.
Which means, after the show is over tonight, I can take you out to the local pub and buy you a pint.
After all, winner buys the beers.
"Dead White Guys"
The crowd gives a mixed reaction as Booker T makes his way out to the ring with a smile on his face, he wears a nice suit and adjusts his tie as he gets into the ring and begins to speak.
Now I know what you all must be thinking, a return of the Royal Family would flop faster than the eighth version of the Four Horsemen! Well let me assure you that will not be happening, but in a way as I have sat back these last few months since about the Royal Rumble I have considered just where KING BOOKAH sees this company going, I have seen some very good times and sadly I have seen some really bad times. I ask all of thou to challenge thyself and ask what do you and we all need so desperately?
In the eyes of myself we need leadership, talent, charisma, and just about everything else here in the WWE once again. There are very few men who strive to get to that level and even when they do, in most cases than cannot be trusted. Even when they possess all three of those things they seem to lack in that confidence level to be what we need. But I have scanned the roster and after the draft I believe I have finally found someone worthy of sitting on the throne of the top of this place. I have found a man who will be even more than be able to reach the potential, not of just what he once was but beyond that! Under the guidance that will be provided you are about to feast your eyes on the future of this show, you are about to feast your eyes on my next protege, you are about to feast your eyes on your next United States Champion. Ladies and Gentlemen and subjects of all ages I give you...
WADE BARRETT!
"Rebel Son"
Barrett slowly makes his way down to the ring and quickly shakes hands with Booker T before he begins to speak.
May we have some decorum please? There needs to be a new chapter started here on Raw and it will begin tonight. I have spoken with Booker T and I agree with everything he has said, he was a proud wrestler in this ring and he is the very definition of Hall of Fame. I know that is a place that many of you will never see or hear of in your pathetic lives, but we can see past that together. We can see the promise land together and we will soar higher than we ever have before! We will soar all the way to the top and it begins here tonight, it begins with a man who is so masochistic that he gets in the ring with Brock Lesnar and laughs.
See Sting could be the very definition of a man like Booker, but he lacks the respect that has been earned by all of us. He lacks much of anything really but I hope he has underestimated me tonight. Let me remind you of a couple things Sting, I am a former and the most prestigious United States champion in years. I had that title to a level that most can only dream about now, I was ruling the title over some of the best in this business, I was ruling all over all of it and like Queen Elizabeth I would not die.
But then Triple H and his kliq buddy came and took that title away from, they killed that title and it may never be able to be repaired. I'm afraid I've got some BAD NEWS, that title today looks like the world if Charles ever became King. That title today is in shambles and even in WORSE NEWS for you Sting you are not the man to save it anymore, you are not the right person to fix it so I have some advice for you. After I beat you tonight go right back with your cult and let a true man handle this situation, let a true man take that title back to where it needs to go.
The era of Barrett has come to Raw and that United States title will be coming with it. Tonight we begin that era in one big way, with the defeating of Sting. Tonight I have no choice but to put him down and put him down hard. There can only be one United States champion and it will not be Sting, it will not be Bray Wyatt, but it will be..WADE BARRETT!
Barrett drops the microphone as Booker T pats him on the way they wait for Sting.
Out From The Shadows
making his way to the ring, from Venice Beach, California, weighing 250 pounds, Sting!
Tonight, you have to face me for a shot at the United States title.
Which, if you'll remember, is a relic from WCW.
Like me.
So don't invest in belt polish yet, bucko.
Because you'll need that money for pain medication and salves after I'm done with you, because I'm claiming the U.S. Title, and you're just a speed bump on the way there.
But not to worry!
Because I have GOOD news as well.
Sting holds up a bible.
Which he then pulls a letter that he was using as a bookmark out of.
I saved 15% on my car insurance by switching to GEICO.
Which means, after the show is over tonight, I can take you out to the local pub and buy you a pint.
After all, winner buys the beers.
"Dead White Guys"
The crowd gives a mixed reaction as Booker T makes his way out to the ring with a smile on his face, he wears a nice suit and adjusts his tie as he gets into the ring and begins to speak.
Now I know what you all must be thinking, a return of the Royal Family would flop faster than the eighth version of the Four Horsemen! Well let me assure you that will not be happening, but in a way as I have sat back these last few months since about the Royal Rumble I have considered just where KING BOOKAH sees this company going, I have seen some very good times and sadly I have seen some really bad times. I ask all of thou to challenge thyself and ask what do you and we all need so desperately?
In the eyes of myself we need leadership, talent, charisma, and just about everything else here in the WWE once again. There are very few men who strive to get to that level and even when they do, in most cases than cannot be trusted. Even when they possess all three of those things they seem to lack in that confidence level to be what we need. But I have scanned the roster and after the draft I believe I have finally found someone worthy of sitting on the throne of the top of this place. I have found a man who will be even more than be able to reach the potential, not of just what he once was but beyond that! Under the guidance that will be provided you are about to feast your eyes on the future of this show, you are about to feast your eyes on my next protege, you are about to feast your eyes on your next United States Champion. Ladies and Gentlemen and subjects of all ages I give you...
WADE BARRETT!
"Rebel Son"
Barrett slowly makes his way down to the ring and quickly shakes hands with Booker T before he begins to speak.
May we have some decorum please? There needs to be a new chapter started here on Raw and it will begin tonight. I have spoken with Booker T and I agree with everything he has said, he was a proud wrestler in this ring and he is the very definition of Hall of Fame. I know that is a place that many of you will never see or hear of in your pathetic lives, but we can see past that together. We can see the promise land together and we will soar higher than we ever have before! We will soar all the way to the top and it begins here tonight, it begins with a man who is so masochistic that he gets in the ring with Brock Lesnar and laughs.
See Sting could be the very definition of a man like Booker, but he lacks the respect that has been earned by all of us. He lacks much of anything really but I hope he has underestimated me tonight. Let me remind you of a couple things Sting, I am a former and the most prestigious United States champion in years. I had that title to a level that most can only dream about now, I was ruling the title over some of the best in this business, I was ruling all over all of it and like Queen Elizabeth I would not die.
But then Triple H and his kliq buddy came and took that title away from, they killed that title and it may never be able to be repaired. I'm afraid I've got some BAD NEWS, that title today looks like the world if Charles ever became King. That title today is in shambles and even in WORSE NEWS for you Sting you are not the man to save it anymore, you are not the right person to fix it so I have some advice for you. After I beat you tonight go right back with your cult and let a true man handle this situation, let a true man take that title back to where it needs to go.
The era of Barrett has come to Raw and that United States title will be coming with it. Tonight we begin that era in one big way, with the defeating of Sting. Tonight I have no choice but to put him down and put him down hard. There can only be one United States champion and it will not be Sting, it will not be Bray Wyatt, but it will be..WADE BARRETT!
Barrett drops the microphone as Booker T pats him on the way they wait for Sting.
Out From The Shadows
making his way to the ring, from Venice Beach, California, weighing 250 pounds, Sting!