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Post by Waffel113 on Jun 7, 2015 16:14:49 GMT -5
The following contest is scheduled for one fall!DerangedIntroducing first, from Tega Cay, South Carolina, weighing in at 207 pounds, "The Mad Ox", Brad Maddox!Maddox has been a bit quiet since splitting from his former Nation of Domination stablemates.I don't know if that makes him more or less crazy, to be honest. Either way, this is his first time in a ring in some time.RebornAnd his opponent, from Champlin, Minnesota, weighing in at 228 pounds, Curtis Axel!Axel's first match on SmackDown since he was sent over to Raw. Just when I started to get used to him not being around, too.Austin mentioned guys who seem on the verge of breaking through earlier, and it isn't crazy to think he may have been talking about guys like Axel.Brad Maddox vs. Curtis Axel 10 Minutes (5:25)
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jun 7, 2015 16:16:03 GMT -5
Curtis Axel gives Brad Maddox a black eye!
Sadly his former brothers still won't take him back afterward.
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Post by MikeyMania on Jun 7, 2015 16:18:41 GMT -5
Axel with a Fujiwara armbar.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 7, 2015 16:19:03 GMT -5
Brad Maddox with a Draw of the gun
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Post by Waffel113 on Jun 7, 2015 16:19:14 GMT -5
Axel knees Maddox in the groin.
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Post by Waffel113 on Jun 7, 2015 16:24:50 GMT -5
The two men trade chops. Curtis starts to pick up the pace and eventually muscles him back into the ropes. Snapmare from Axel, rolling neck snap! Cover by Axel!
1! 2!
Maddox kicks out!
And Axel is off to a good start, but Brad can always get back into things here.
Curtis lifts Brad up and pushes him around. Maddox shoves back, knocking him into Charles Robinson. As Charles recovers, Brad nails Axel with a low blow!
Below the belt from Maddox. Whatever it takes to win, I suppose.
Neckbreaker takes Axel down. Cover by Maddox!
1! 2!
Axel kicks out!
Maddox nearly caught Curtis there. Brad's got him in his sights!
Maddox runs and goes for the jumping DDT, Axel catches him and turns it into the Perfect-Plex!
1! 2! 3!
Here is your winner, Curtis Axel!
And The Son of Perfection pulls off a win in his SmackDown return. Alright for him. Now let's see what he was talking about with this meeting.
We go backstage to Damien Sandow.
It's often been said of Goldust that he's a freak, that he's a very ill man, that he's a loser. And let me tell you, harsh though these descriptions may seem, from personal experience, they are very true. Just what is Goldust, you may ask. I would reply that he is a washed up freak who should have grown out of playing dress-up when he was five years old! The fact that Stone Cold Steve Austin gave me another match against Goldust tonight, where I shall simply win - *again*, is ridiculous!
Stone Cold Steve Austin may have forgotten just who I am, you people may have forgotten who I am, but you can rest assured that I most certainly have not! I am Damien Sandow! The greatest thing to ever happen to you people! Time's Man of the Year 2015, the man who was voted most likely to be President in his class yearbook! I might not be about to be President of this country, but I'm the goddamn man! The man of the year! The twenty first century man!
Could it be that maybe you people haven't forgotten? Maybe you just stopped caring. Well let me tell you something, I am not a man people stop caring about. I will be champion again some day, and I aim for that some day to be soon. Goldust's going to have to cope with the fact that right now I don't really care about him, but I'm still going to beat him, because the facts are the facts, I'm just better than he is.
Tonight will be a victory not only for me, but a victory for society! A victory for decency! The morals of the world will return one by one, as the immoral fall. First, Goldust, then..then the world!
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Post by Waffel113 on Jun 7, 2015 16:30:08 GMT -5
The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Already in the ring, from Hollywood, California, weighing in at 232 pounds, Goldust!Goldust hasn't been seen around here since about the Royal Rumble. We'll see if he's got any rust.Even if he has a little, he's dead meat given his opponent tonight.Dies IraeAnd his opponent, accompanied by Ric Flair and representing LANA, from his seasonal residence in Palo Alto, California, weighing in at 243 pounds, Damien Sandow!Sandow seems to have put his feud with Kevin Steen on the backburner for the time being. Maybe he's concentrating on Money in the Bank?Oh trust me, Hart, if Sandow makes it in, LANA's going to get that case. We already have Castagnoli! If we add Sandow, it's guaranteed!Damien Sandow vs. Goldust 5 Minutes (5:35)
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Post by Deleted on Jun 7, 2015 16:31:11 GMT -5
The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Already in the ring, from Hollywood, California, weighing in at 232 pounds, Goldust!Goldust hasn't been seen around here since about the Royal Rumble. We'll see if he's got any rust.Even if he has a little, he's dead meat given his opponent tonight.Dies IraeAnd his opponent, accompanied by Ric Flair and representing LANA, from his seasonal residence in Palo Alto, California, weighing in at 243 pounds, Damien Sandow!Sandow seems to have put his feud with Damien Sandow on the backburner for the time being. Maybe he's concentrating on Money in the Bank?Oh trust me, Hart, if Sandow makes it in, LANA's going to get that case. We already have Castagnoli! If we add Sandow, it's guaranteed!Damien Sandow vs. Goldust 5 Minutes (5:35) Sandow puts his hatred of Sandow aside and hits a DDT
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Post by Waffel113 on Jun 7, 2015 16:31:14 GMT -5
Sandow smites Goldust.
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Post by MikeyMania on Jun 7, 2015 16:32:18 GMT -5
Sandow with the Learning Knee.
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Post by Waffel113 on Jun 7, 2015 16:35:06 GMT -5
Sandow demolishes Goldust from pillar to post, finally finishing the match off with the DDT! Sandow covers!
1! 2! 3!
Here is your winner, Damien Sandow!
Look at that showing from Sandow! Truly one of LANA's finest! So what? Give him some actual competition next time and we'll see if the result's different.
We cut to Becky Lynch backstage.
So let me get this straight. I win the Women's Championship at WrestleMania, fight off Naomi's cash-in attempt, successfully defend my title against her at Backlash, and my reward for this is having the title taken away from me? For what?! I do everything right, I never lose it to anybody, and all of a sudden my scheduled defense at Catalyst is cancelled because of this that and the other thing. Now I don't have anything to show for all the hell I put myself through to get my shot at WrestleMania to being with! I don't even know if I'm in this bloody tournament to get it back!
And none of this is to mention Johnny splitting on me. Again. The facts are I should still be champion, and me and Johnny should be running this show, and in a month, I've wound up with none of it. Well, this needs to change, and it needs to change pretty damned quick. Austin, you listening to me? Because if you are, you need to do the right thing, and give me back my title. I don't care who I have to run through to get it, but I'm not playing around here.
There's a beat, then Becky turns to someone off camera.
So, how was that?
Curtis Axel walks in, grinning.
That...well, it wasn't perfect, but I think it'll get the job done. The important thing is that you're finally growing a spine! If someone took my title away without me doing anything to lose, I definitely would've raised some hell until I got it back. So, you reaching out to me might turn out to be beneficial for the both of us in the long run.
Axel starts to head off.
Wait, is that it? Just a "thanks for coming"?
He turns around.
Look, Becky. I really do think that this could pay dividends for us, but I haven't seen you in the ring in a long time. Get something done in there next week, then we'll talk. Now if you excuse me, there's an ice bath calling my name right around now.
Axel smirks and exits, and we fade on Lynch, a look of bewilderment on her face.
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Post by Waffel113 on Jun 7, 2015 16:39:55 GMT -5
We see Johnny Curtis in the ring about to speak, when the lights go out. I'm Here.The music keeps playing but nobody shows up on the stage. All of a sudden, the lights come on and a man in a luchadore mask with flames on it is standing behind Curtis. He turns around and immediately the man punches him down. He's here! El Diablo Dinero is here!The man beats him down and then grabs Johnny and whips him into the ropes....POP UP POWERBOMB!!! Oh my word! What a move!He grabs the microphone on the floor that Johnny was supposed to speak through. You see folks, the time has come for someone of pure strength to come out and rise amongst cabbages and kings. I have shown what I can do with one man, and like the Phoenix in the theme song of this precious show, I will rise up, and Remix everything you know about Smackdown. I do not care if you are good, if you are bad, if you have money, or if you are going through hard times. I will kick every ass that will approach me and I will get that world title by the end of this year...because to be quite frank...nobody can ever survive the flames.Diablo then grabs Johnny Curtis up and lifts him up in a back suplex position before lifting him up and slamming him down (Think Mark of Perfection). He stands and puts his foot on Johnny as we fade to commercial. We head to the ring where Zack Ryder is standing with a bundle of cash in his pocket. What up, broskis?
Zack Ryder here and I'm here to follow up on what I said last week. Last week I talked about getting my mama to let me borrow some money from our family emergency fund and here I stand with five grand, that's right $5000! And while that may not be the most money ever, I'm not asking a lot for the person to collect it.
I made an offer, an offer to Kofi Kingston. Come out here. Listen to my talk. And then collect your money. Because I know, if you give me this chance and are willing to actually hear what I want to say... you're going to love it. So what's the deal, Kofi? Do we have a deal? Or am I bringing this cash back home with me to Long Island?Zack Ryder waits for an answer. New Day, New WayKofi Kingston starts the walk to the ring, wearing new tights that are a mix between light blue and normal blue. Some new theme music for Kofi Kingston. New Day, New Way. Do you think that might have anything to do with Zack Ryder's offer?I doubt it. From what my sources have been telling me, Kingston has been talking backstage and apparently doesn't take this offer very seriously. But for an easy five thousand dollars... I guess he's found a minute or two to spare.Kofi enters the ring and is handed a microphone. Well Ryder... I'm here. Just as you requested. And just as I needed to do to get this payday. So get to talking so I can get to getting that cash.Ryder nods. Okay Kofi, I want you to hear me out here. You've done a lot here in the WWE, right?Damn straight I have. Tag teams, stables, singles runs.Exactly. And it's been a mixed bag. Some stuff has led to some success, others nothing but failure.Your point being?My point being that I've been there! I did the whole Radio America thing with Jack Swagger. I've had romantic flings here in the company. I was a Hardcore Champion and a good one too. Yet at the end of the day, despite all the hard work, I somehow always slipped back to being a loser. A jobber. A nobody here. And it ain't fair.
Because I think back to my successes and try to figure out... what went wrong? What went right? Could I do it again? If so, how? And if I know you like I think I know you... you have those same thoughts. You're angry that you can't sustain your momentum and do what it takes to be able to be consistently, and that's the key word, considered a threat. You and I, we have that same experience. We have the same hopes and dreams. All we need is that chance to recreate that spark.
I look at the SES as that chance. A Straight Edge Society where everyone was considered family and looking out for each other. We can do that again. We could recreate that. We could make it even better. But it needs legitimacy. And that legitimacy comes from getting the band back together. With you on board, and Roman Reigns and Brie, this can happen. And we could turn it into the biggest successes any of the four of us have ever experienced.
So Kofi... what do you say?Kofi smirks. You know Ryder, I like the way you think...Kingston suddenly lunges forward and low blows Zack. Ryder crumbles to the mat. He starts to rise, holding his crotch, and gets hit with a Trouble in Paradise straight to the face. Kofi picks up the mic he dropped. But you're an idiot. I will never, until the day I die, ever work with Roman Reigns and Brie Bella again. That mongoloid had the nerve to accuse me of attacking CM Punk. That dumb bimbo refused to acknowledge me as the true leader of the group. And for all my hard work, what do I get? Superman punched the face. Not once, not twice. But time and time again, match after match. Every single time I wind up against Roman Reigns I eat that stupid fist and I can't eat right for a week!
I want success and I will find it. But it won't be with you. And it won't be through the SES. Kofi bends over and picks up the bundle of cash. Nice talking Zack. Good luck with your pipe dreams about pipe bombs.Kingston laughs and drops the mic. New Day, New Way plays as Kofi exits the ring. Well that didn't seem necessary. Zack, idiot obviously, worked hard to come up with that money and all he wanted was for Kofi to listen to him.Kofi listened. He just also chose to beat up Ryder. A deal is a deal, Hitman.What I'm getting at is that Kingston was going to get the money either way. The attack was unnecessary.Unnecessary? Maybe. But Kofi is a self confessed jerk who only looks out for himself. Zack knew what he was getting into.Kingston fans himself with the cash on the stage before walking backstage.
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Post by Waffel113 on Jun 7, 2015 16:44:51 GMT -5
*Earlier tonight* TJ Wilson is watching an obviously worn tape of Super J Cup 1994 in the dressing room. Tee Jay.TJ panics and scrambles to pause the tape. What the hell, Britani? You ever heard of knocking on the door?I'm sorry, I thought you were just here watching some matches and I didn't think it'd be so, so private to you. Well it is, okay? Sheesh, can't I have at least some time alone? Anyhow, you had something to say?I was going to ask you for something to help me prepare for my match against Jessie McKay, like some indy tapes or something. TJs face immediately lightens up. Oh, tapes of women's independent scene from the last couple of years? You came to the right place. Check my bags side, there is a pocket that's got a zipper on it. There are couple of tapes from various promotions. You should be able to find at least some matches of Jessie. Sweet, I knew I could trust you on this one.Yeah yeah, just return the tapes after you have watched them. And lock the door behind you.The scene fades to black. The following contest is a first round match in the Women's Championship Tournament, and is scheduled for one fall!No CommandsIntroducing first, accompanied by TJ Wilson, from Norwich, England, Britani Knight!Britani's been floating around the women's division for a long time, but this is one of the first times of her going after the Women's title that I can think of.Between Rollins and TJ, I think her priorities have been in the tag division.Oh don't you dare look back. Just keep your eyes on me." I said, "You're holding back." She said, "Shut up and dance with me!"
This woman is my destiny She said, "Ooh-ooh-hoo,"
Shut up and dance with me!"Shut Up And Dance!And her opponent, accompanied by Daniel Greystone, from Sydney, Australia, Jessie McKay!Greystone victorious against Great Revolutionary Tiger earlier tonight, and now we'll see if McKay can match his success.Easier said than done. People underestimate Knight at their own risk.Women's Championship Tournament Britani Knight vs. Jessie McKay 5 Minutes (5:50)
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Post by Waffel113 on Jun 7, 2015 16:46:16 GMT -5
Knight with a Knight Light.
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Post by MikeyMania on Jun 7, 2015 16:47:05 GMT -5
Knight with a modified version of a brain buster, dropping McKay across the knee. Hart and Ashley praise Britani for the move but Joey doesn't seem to be paying much attention.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 7, 2015 16:47:47 GMT -5
Britain with a DDT
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Post by Waffel113 on Jun 7, 2015 16:49:52 GMT -5
McKay goes for the Octopus Stretch, but Britani manages to catch her in mid-move. She gets her in position, Black Knight!
And that looks like it'll be it!
Knight covers!
1! 2! 3!
Here is your winner, Britani Knight!
A big win for Knight. Can she keep it up? She faces Eva Marie next week. We'll see if she can cool her hot streak.
Kevin Steen is backstage taping his wrists up for the main event
Tonight I get the opportunity to win a shot at Bryan Danielson for the Hardcore Title. But first I have to go through you Roman Reigns.
You have a personal stake in this one don't you? You want to fight the man who put an end to your mentor's career here in WWE, you want to embarrass him in front of the world at Money in the Bank to become the new Hardcore Champion. But to do that you'll have to go through one of the sickest men in WWE the man who ended the career of Jayson the Grimm.
And I don't mean the little "We agreed the loser would leave" stipulation way I mean I beat that motherf***er into retirement. The man who once and for all will destroy LANA, the hottest rising star on Smackdown and the future WWE World Champion Kevin Steen.
And to those of you coming here from the Draft, welcome but please remember Smackdown is my show. You're coming into my house and please do remember not to start a fight with me because I will end anyone of you who dares to try to take out Kevin Steen. No one whether they're new to this brand or they've been here since I've debuted is going to take my spot from me and live to tell about it.
Just watch what I do to LANA for proof.
KILL STEEN KILL!!!
We head backstage to Roman Reigns and Brie Bella mid conversation.
I'm not saying I feel bad for the guy, just sucks that he lost out on that money.
It is his own fault, Brie. Making a deal with Kofi is like making a deal with the devil. Zack was stupid for doing it in the first place and even dumber for starting this entire nonsense. Don't forget, he's trying to steal OUR group.
I know. Trust me, if he came to me I would've smacked right across the face. But still...
That's exactly what Kingston did. He just happened to also take the money. If Ryder wants his money back, he's a grown ass man and can fight for it himself. You're not planning on stepping in, are you?
Nah, screw that. I said I had sympathy for the guy but I'm not going to waste my time protecting that goof. If he wants to waste his time and money, that's his call.
Ah, are you guys talking about the Zack Ryder interaction with Kofi Kingston earlier?
Brie and Roman look across the room to the door where Tom Phillips is standing with a camera operator. We switch to that camera's view.
No one likes an eavesdropper, Tom.
Tom steps forward, closer to Brie and Roman.
Nevertheless, can I get an official word from you two regarding that?
No.
Come on. Your former teammate attacks a man trying to reform your stable and neither of you two have an opinion?
Opinion, yes. Desire to make an "official" statement, nah. If you want to talk about anything, let's talk about my match tonight.
Fair enough. In tonight's main event you face off against Kevin Steen with a number one contender shot on the line for Bryan Danielson's Hardcore Championship rewarded to the winner. Thoughts on that match?
Well, first off we're happy for this opportunity. Last week we made a proclamation to the locker room welcoming them to Smackdown but warning them that we had no plans of being pushed aside. One week later, we get to prove that by Roman getting a chance to fight for one of Smackdown's exclusive championships: The Hardcore Championship.
Roman nods.
This is an opportunity I don't plan on letting slip through my grasp. The moment I heard this match was announced I was beaming ear to ear as weird as they may sound.
Yeah, trust me, its weird to see this guy smile.
But it's true. I was smiling. I was damn happy.
Like I said last week and like Brie just alluded to, we are here to remain the top fixtures of Smackdown and be a strong part of the identity of this brand. That Hardcore Championship is perfect for something like that. It's a chance to prove my supremacy and, beyond that, be able to represent the Blue Brand every single time I step through the curtain. When I walk out there with the Hardcore Championship, people are going to know that it is a Smackdown title and that makes me one of the main representatives of the brand.
Don't forget, but a long time ago when both brands were fighting for the chance to bring me in... I chose Smackdown. And I chose Smackdown for a lot of reasons. Because of CM Punk and his guidance. Because of Brie Bella's wit and friendship. Because of Joey Matthews/Mercury, my trainer and mentor. And because this show has a lot of family ties. It was my blood, my Samoan family, that gave this show its very name! When the Rock wanted to lay the smack down on all those candy asses, he ushered in this show. Now, years later, I want the opportunity to take up the mantle and defend that show's prestige and honor.
And has the opportunity to happen. But only with two key victories.
Exactly. There's no point in talking about Danielson yet. He and I... well I think its safe to say that we have a lot of history. And despite our wars to settle the score, no score has ever been settled. He still thinks he is better than me and I still think I'm better than him. I've driven my fist through Regal's face and he's taken CM Punk out of the WWE... twice. Saying there is some bad blood between us is a bit of an understatement.
But to get that match, I need to defeat Kevin Steen tonight. And that's no easy challenge in its own right. Kevin Steen has started to take on the mantle as the local badass and been taking down some big names here in the WWE. And he does it with his simple mantra.
Kill Steen Kill
And some people may be afraid to hear that sort of call. "Geez, my opponent is trying to kill me." I'm not one of those people. You see Steen, I'm also a bit of an asskicker. I'm also a bit of a tough guy. You and I aren't fancy fighters, we're brawlers. But I don't lose my brawls. I'm taller than you. I'm stronger than you. And I'm more determined to win tonight than you. I don't know what you see and I don't know what drives you but I don't care because I know there is no one who knows my struggles, my battles, and all the obstacles I had to overcome to make it where I am today.
You don't intimidate me. You don't scare me. Because I will take your toughest shot and I will fire back with something twice as painful. Believe that!
Roman and Brie walk out.
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Post by Waffel113 on Jun 7, 2015 16:54:49 GMT -5
The following contest is a Number One Contender's Match for the Hardcore Championship, and is our main event of the evening!We're leaving together...The Final CountdownWell, Christian joined us last week, and now here comes the Hardcore Champion. Good evening, Bryan.I got here really quick. You think it would have taken at least a few lines of dialogue before I could make it to my seat, given that I was making an entrance rather than already being here at ringside.Romeo Echo India Golf November Sierra
REIGNSMarch of the RomanIntroducing first, accompanied by Brie Bella, from Pensacola, Florida, weighing in at 265 pounds, "The Shield" Roman Reigns!Reigns and Danielson clashed a few times last year. I know you finally want to get one over on Roman, champ.I cost Roman the World Heavyweight Championship. I retired CM Punk. I've got plenty over Roman Reigns and if he wins tonight, I'm happy to pick up from where we left off.KILL STEEN KILLFightAnd his opponent, accompanied by Bayley, from Marieville, Quebec, Canada, weighing in at 245 pounds, Kevin Steen!Steen knows a thing or two about hardcore. After all, he retired Jayson the Grimm in a No Holds Barred match at WrestleMania!The same WrestleMania that I won this Hardcore Championship. Kevin has had multiple chances to get his hands on a title since he came to WWE but when push comes to shove, Steen can't deliver.Hardcore Championship #1 Contender Match Kevin Steen vs. Roman Reigns (HINT: Roman Reigns wins) 5 Minutes (6:00)
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Post by MikeyMania on Jun 7, 2015 16:56:45 GMT -5
Reigns with a running dropkick.
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Post by Waffel113 on Jun 7, 2015 16:57:29 GMT -5
Reigns with a soup or man punch.
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