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Post by Deleted on Jun 14, 2015 0:17:21 GMT -5
UPDATE: Beach thing is for-sure happening tomorrow. Not sure how long we'll be there (hopefully we leave at an early time). SmackDown is mostly written (missing promos primarily). Going to hedge my bets and run at 5. If I'm not there, God forbid, it's happening for sure Monday. Pic of Waffel right now: Grill and all?
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Post by MikeyMania on Jun 14, 2015 5:45:14 GMT -5
Bit of writer's block today it seems. Promos are in but neither is up to scratch.
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Post by Waffel113 on Jun 14, 2015 7:16:33 GMT -5
Pic of Waffel right now: Grill and all? But of course.
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Post by MikeyMania on Jun 14, 2015 7:23:31 GMT -5
You'd be hard pressed to find a time when Waffel didn't have a grill.
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Post by Waffel113 on Jun 14, 2015 14:59:32 GMT -5
Just under one hour until showtime. I still need this stuff: armbar - Seth Rollins, Britani Knight Fake Jesus - Damien Sandow, Christian cageking666 - Naomi Night MrBRulzOK - Eva Marie
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Post by Deleted on Jun 14, 2015 15:11:05 GMT -5
Oh shit I thought Showtime was tomorrow
TO THE PROMO MOBILE
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Post by Waffel113 on Jun 14, 2015 15:41:13 GMT -5
Under 20 minutes. Only update is that Cage's stuff is in. Still need this: armbar - Seth Rollins, Britani Knight MrBRulzOK - Eva Marie Fake Jesus - Christian, Damien Sandow
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Post by MikeyMania on Jun 14, 2015 15:42:01 GMT -5
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Post by Waffel113 on Jun 14, 2015 15:59:49 GMT -5
As SmackDown begins, we open on an empty ring. A ten bell salute plays as we pan up to the TitanTron. Hey young blood Doesn't it feel like our time is running out? I'm gonna change you like a remix Then I'll raise you like a phoenix Wearing our vintage misery No, I think it looked a little better on me I'm gonna change you like a remix Then I'll raise you like a phoenix
PUT ON YOUR WAR PAINT! PEW! PEW! PEW! PEW! PEW! PEW! PEW! PEW! PEW! PEW! PEW! PEW! PEW! PEW! PEW! PEW! PEW! PEW! Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Sunday Night SmackDown! This is Joey Styles, at my side are Bret Hart and Ashley Flair.We've got a few big matches tonight: We determine one of the two contender's for the Women's Championship at Money in the Bank when Eva Marie faces Britani Knight!We have two Money in the Bank qualifying matches tonight as well. First off, LANA's Damien Sandow faces Seth Rollins.And in the main event, Dean Ambrose once again clashes with Curtis Axel for the final SmackDown placement in the match!Don't forget, the second half of the Women's Championship tournament begins tonight, as Becky Lynch takes on Naomi Night.Plus, both Christian and Bryan Danielson will be in action tonight; they face Roman Reigns and Tyler Breeze!A big show tonight, to be sure. Let's kick it off!Randy Orton is backstage. Is the camera on? IS THE CAMERA-
Oh, it is? Good.
I've got a couple of things to get off my mind, and I'd like to think that I'm a big enough star around here to make people listen. First things first-I'm Randy Orton. I've been a star in this business since El Generico was a flippy little Mexican-Canadian, and I'll be here long after he breaks his neck doing some shitty plancha to entertain a house show crowd in Butt f***, Ohio. When Hulk Hogan was my age, he was having parades thrown in his honor and cashing checks from Ted Turner. But me? I'm a second generation star who should command respect, and yet I'm sitting here like some kind of shlub talking about where things went wrong. All of these rookies, these first generation scumbags, they come in here and act like I'm not a locker room leader-which I am, by the way!-and then they make a mockery of this business by treating me like a midcarder. I AM A LEADER! YOU WILL ADDRESS ME AS SIR! Back in my day we were scared of the veterans. Best believe Bob Holly and 'Taker put the fear of God in me if I ever got uppity. And we don't do that enough nowadays, if you ask me.
So, allow me to issue a challenge. An open challenge, for any SmackDown superstar who's able and willing to get into the ring with me a week from now. I'm angry, I'm hurt, and I'm spitting venom. I deserve to have a title around my waist right now, and I'm not gonna stop until I've ran through this entire SmackDown roster. If you doubt me, I dare you to step in the ring with me next week on SmackDown and see what happens.
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Post by Waffel113 on Jun 14, 2015 16:04:46 GMT -5
We cut backstage to Becky Lynch. Well, looks like Austin caught my little speech last week and decided to give me my due. I've been put into this tournament to take my championship back, and while I'm of the opinion that I should've been put in the finals because again, I never lost it to begin with, I'll take this as a consolation prize. And any opportunity to ruin Naomi's night is one I welcome.Axel walks in. Getting there, getting there. Now build on this. Why, exactly, do you like fighting Naomi so much?Isn't it obvious? Everybody has a sucker: Jordan's Bulls had Cleveland, Dean Ambrose has you-Hey, watch it!And I have Naomi Night! Just look at our history. I win the Women's Championship at WrestleMania, she tries to cash in Cash in the Vault, and I manage to fight her off! So she wastes her cash-in, gets another chance at Backlash, and I beat her for the second time in two months! She didn't beat me then, she hasn't beaten me now, and she isn't going to beat me in the future! I might as well reserve my plane tickets to Columbus now, because there's no way I'm not making the finals of this tournament!...don't get cocky. Ain't no guarantees in this business, and if you don't realize that now, you're never getting that title back.Axel heads off. What does he know? Guy gets one Intercontinental Championship and he thinks he's hot shit.
There aren't many certainties in this world, but one of them is Becky Lynch beating Naomi Night. And that's going to play out once again this evening.Lynch walks out. Tonight is the night when my stars will align and I get to show each and every person how fabulous Naomi Night is. I got my glasses on, my hair did and even my new boots.
Becky, honey, darling...I know who I am dealing with. Such a good little girl, would be a shame if anything were to happen to that fragile little face of yours. You may be ready to Lynch me, but the night is not your friend and once you feel my wrath, this whole universe will see who exactly Naomi Night is.
It's Time to Get Fabulous.The following Women's Championship Tournament match is scheduled for one fall!ReptiliaIntroducing first, accompanied by Curtis Axel, from Dublin, Ireland, Becky Lynch!New attitude, new music, and a new alliance with Curtis Axel for Becky Lynch. Will it all pay off tonight?Maybe, but her opponent tonight hasn't forgotten their last few encounters.Good Girls Go BadAnd her opponent, from Orlando, Florida, Naomi Night!Naomi failed her cash-in against Lynch and lost her rematch at Backlash. She has to be thinking about revenge.Is the third time the charm for Naomi Night?Women's Championship Tournament Becky Lynch vs. Naomi Night 10 Minutes (5:15)
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Post by Deleted on Jun 14, 2015 16:06:27 GMT -5
Naomi with a DDT
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Post by Waffel113 on Jun 14, 2015 16:07:51 GMT -5
Lynch with an Exploder!
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Post by MikeyMania on Jun 14, 2015 16:09:56 GMT -5
Lynch with an arm wringer.
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Post by Waffel113 on Jun 14, 2015 16:14:53 GMT -5
Naomi lines Lynch up and goes for the Night Fall, but Lynch ducks, leaving Naomi to crash into the turnbuckles! Night turns around, Lynch scoops her up and hits the Exploder! Cover!
1! 2! 3!
Here is your winner, Becky Lynch!
And Lynch is one step closer to reclaiming her title! But who will she face?
Seth Rollins is backstage.
So this is what it's like to be on the blue brand. Yeah, I'll be the first to admit, I needed a bit of a shake up. I hit a ceiling on RAW for how much I could do. But now I am here, and I'll do what ever it takes to get to the top of the food chain on this brand.
Tonight, I have a match against Damien Sandow. Yeah, I have to give a good first impression on this brand here. Damien, tonight it's going to be you laying down on the match for the one two three. It's nothing personal, it's merely business. And me winning you, that's best for business.
We go backstage to Damien Sandow.
It feels to me as though time is doomed to repeat itself again and again. Which is why I find myself ready to qualify for the Money in the Bank latter match, again, and about to beat Tyler Black, again. Sure, it's at a different Pay Per View, and Tyler Black has changed his name to Seth Rollins, but I'm about to do two things I've done before, but I've never done them at once.
Tyler, Seth, whatever you call yourself, you are a horrid and nihilistic man, without morals, uncouth and unscrupulous, and by God, I shall take great pleasure in once again taking away your championship dreams. The Money in the Bank ladder match is mine to win, I do not care who enters into it, only that it exists, and that I'm in it.
When I hold that briefcase high, then I'll know that it's all been worth it. Everything has been worth it. Because I'm a smart man, and I won't let that opportunity slip away from me. The Enlightenment will come to the WWE again, and I will be the face, the voice, the everything of this company!
And for that, you're welcome.
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Post by Waffel113 on Jun 14, 2015 16:20:01 GMT -5
The following contest is a Money in the Bank qualifying match, and is scheduled for one fall!Dies IraeIntroducing first, representing LANA and accompanied by Ric Flair, from his seasonal residence in Palo Alto, California, weighing in at 243 pounds, Damien Sandow!Like I said last week: with Castagnoli already in, if Sandow wins tonight, LANA is guaranteed the briefcase!That assumes he even wins tonight, Joey. Rollins is no slouch.The Second ComingAnd his opponent, from Davenport, Iowa, weighing in at 209 pounds, Seth Rollins!Rollins is something of an unknown commodity, even though he's been in WWE for a long time.That probably has a lot to do with how quiet he is.Money in the Bank Qualifier Damien Sandow vs. Seth Rollins 10 Minutes (5:30)
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Post by Waffel113 on Jun 14, 2015 16:22:49 GMT -5
Sandow with a cloverleaf.
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Post by MikeyMania on Jun 14, 2015 16:23:22 GMT -5
Sandow with an airplane spin.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 14, 2015 16:24:46 GMT -5
Sandow with a Unanimous Decision
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Post by Fake Jesus on Jun 14, 2015 16:27:29 GMT -5
Sandow with a powerbomb.
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Post by Waffel113 on Jun 14, 2015 16:29:53 GMT -5
Seth goes for the Skywalker, but Sandow rolls out of the way! As Rollins tries to recover, Damien takes him down and locks in the Fall of Byzantium! With nowhere to go, Rollins taps out!
Here is your winner, and advancing to the Money in the Bank Ladder Match, Damien Sandow!
YES! LANA's victory is guaranteed! Oh would you give it a rest?! We don't even have the full field yet!
We come back to SmackDown with Kevin Steen in the ring alongside Bayley with a mic in hand
Last week as you all saw I was in a number one contenders match for the WWE Hardcore Championship against Roman Reigns, and thanks to a certain greasy rat who happens to be a member of LANA, I lost that match. So Damien you cost me an opportunity at the Hardcore Title? Well that's just fine because as they say when one door closes another one opens up, because the mistake you made there and I can't believe you missed it, I'm now in MONEY IN THE BANK!!!
I now have a chance to do two things I've been waiting to do for a while. I get my chance to get my hands on the two LANA members I like the least, the two members I have a personal score to settle with Claudio who killed the Real Americans and Damien who's been a thorn in my side since the week after WrestleMania and it's no DQ's so we're going to have a hell of a time aren't we?
But the second one....
Kevin's demeanor noticeably changes from his usual intense self
Is a chance to achieve a dream I've had ever since I was just a kid scraping up the cash to go to wrestling school. Ever since I was just a kid watching WWE with my dad I knew that someday, I would be the WWE Champion, it's a dream I've had for as long as I can remember, And if I win money in the Bank then the future is in my hands I can at any time and any place of my choosing for the next year make that dream come true. And as a father I want my son to tune in and see his dad become the WWE Champion, I want him to see that no matter what you can achieve your dreams and get everything you've wanted, no matter what critics and detractors say about you, or what obstacles you face if you work hard enough and you give your everything your dream can become a reality.
But you see there's something about last week that bothers me. Our Hardcore champion Bryan Danielson was on commentary for that match and he made a comment that got to me. Because it's true it's very true nd that's what bothers me about this. I'm called Smackdown's hottest rising star, and the future of WWE, and yet I've had many opportunities to win titles and win shots at titles but I always seem to come up just short. Well in two weeks at Money in the Bank That all stops I will win that title shot and I will be the WWE Champion by this time next year!
KILL STEEN KILL!!!
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