Monster Crap?

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

I was thinking of posting inductions to what I consider Monster Crap. It involves any movie that has any particular type of monster movie. It can go from Godzilla to King Kong to Vampire to Aliens.....to anything that is considered by the majority to be a monster. Now....I only created this list at home and I have all of the summaries of these selections at home. I will leave the idea of me posting selections of monster movies to you. Also, if accepted, I will begin polls on what you consider to be the worst monster movies of a specific type of all time....(ie World Godzilla Movie or Worst King Kong Movie). So what do you think?

[Count Creepyhead]

[G✇JI☈A]

I think it might be a good idea. There has been some pretty lame monsters in the past:


Zarkorr! The Invader


Zaat (Click on the Pick you see a clip from the film. Its awesomely bad ;D)


X From Outer Space (The monster's name is: Guilala)


The Tingler


Monster

all pics come from badmovies.org

[4TheGlory]

The Film "Venom". Disscussion over

[Johnny Danger (Godz)]

LMAO at "The Tingler"

[Red 'n' Black Reggie]

godzilla on monster island was fairly bad. it was to godzilla what rey mysterios title reign was to the WHC

[SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts]

I think it smells bad.

[shiranui]

megamark said:

godzilla on monster island was fairly bad.

Haven't seen that one, but Godzilla vs. Megalon was really, really bad (so bad it was painful to watch) and it appears that All Monsters Attack (aka Godzilla's Revenge, which I haven't seen either) is also quite awful.

And um... does Godzilla doing that goofy Japanese dance in my avatar count as monstercrap? Or how about the infamous flying scene in Godzilla vs. Hedorah? Or Americans basically ruining the old Godzilla films by editing them to death?

[Johnny Danger (Godz)]

shiranui said:

megamark said:

godzilla on monster island was fairly bad.

Haven't seen that one, but Godzilla vs. Megalon was really, really bad (so bad it was painful to watch) and it appears that All Monsters Attack (aka Godzilla's Revenge, which I haven't seen either) is also quite awful.

And um... does Godzilla doing that goofy Japanese dance in my avatar count as monstercrap? Or how about the infamous flying scene in Godzilla vs. Hedorah? Or Americans basically ruining the old Godzilla films by editing them to death?

Maybe you've seen it by its more commonly used title, Godzilla vs Gigan? I havent heard anyone say "Godzilla On Monster Island" in YEARS (thank god cause its a horrible title, like, 2 minutes of the movie takes place on Monster Island)

[shiranui]

godz said:

Maybe you've seen it by its more commonly used title, Godzilla vs Gigan?

Nope, haven't seen that film at all.

It's pretty hard to get your hands on kaiju films here in Finland, the best (online) DVD stores sell some Godzilla movies but the selections are always really limited. Well, maybe now that a few Godzilla films have been officially released here (the 1954 original and most of the VS series, all in one box, in Japanese... with occasionally lousy subtitles) there could be more on the way.

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

I didnt find Godzilla vs. Gigan to be horribly done. Sure the title was horendous....but it didnt seem to look as pathetic compared to others. I might include it later on after all of my other nominees are already up. But to me.....that movie is borderline between what is monstercrap and what isnt so its tough to tell.

However, Godzilla vs. Megalon (Sci-Fi's description of the film with it), Godzilla's Revenge, Godzilla the American Version, Terror of MechaGodzilla, and Godzila vs. The Smog Monster are all up on my list so far.

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

And um... does Godzilla doing that goofy Japanese dance in my avatar count as monstercrap? Or how about the infamous flying scene in Godzilla vs. Hedorah? Or Americans basically ruining the old Godzilla films by editing them to death?

No...its more towards an entire film rather than one scene, although I might include Godzilla's most infamous moves as a inductee just because some of them are so crappy they alone bare the name monstercrap.

[shiranui]

zillawrath said:

...and Godzila vs. The Smog Monster are all up on my list so far.

I watched Godzilla vs. Hedorah/The Smog Monster a few days ago, it was... weird.

On one hand, it seemed like it was supposed to be a darker and grittier movie than many of its predecessors (and actually succeeded at it at times). On the other hand, there was... let's see... a singing hippie chick (who was pretty hot, though), Kenny (I hate Kennys), people with fish heads, those wacky animations, Air Godzilla and especially the music which was simply awful most of the time. It just ended up being a downright bizarre film.

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

Plus the film was very hard to find when I got it. I had to buy it on eBay because no one else had it.

[Kevin Hamilton]

I was watching scifi late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For the monster on my screen began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise


It was some crap
it was monster crap
The monster crap
It was like a graveyard nap
it was the crap
wanted to give the director a slap
It was some monster crap


From my couch in my apartments east
To the master bedroom where the women feast
The girls all came from their humble abodes
To get a jolt from my electrodes


(the above verse didn't have much to do with our theme, jus thought I'd mention it)

The movie was crap
it was monster crap
The monster crap
It starred some soap opera sap
it was crap
The plot had a major gap
it was crap
it was monster crap

There are more verses to the song
but you get where the joke will go
it's more stale than Luger's I don't know
But for a cheap laugh, I guess it'll do
Whoever wrote the original, please please don't sue

It was crap
It was monster crap... rinse repeat.



Saw the title, went off on a tangent.. go back to your regularly scheduled thread.

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

that might be the theme song.

[shiranui]

jackrabbitslim said:

(Monster Crap Song)

Brilliant!

Someone has to record that.

[DUTHTY]

Took a monster crap this morning. You know the kind where you have to flush twice? Yeah.

[Johnny Danger (Godz)]

zillawrath said:

I didnt find Godzilla vs. Gigan to be horribly done. Sure the title was horendous....but it didnt seem to look as pathetic compared to others. I might include it later on after all of my other nominees are already up. But to me.....that movie is borderline between what is monstercrap and what isnt so its tough to tell.

However, Godzilla vs. Megalon (Sci-Fi's description of the film with it), Godzilla's Revenge, Godzilla the American Version, Terror of MechaGodzilla, and Godzila vs. The Smog Monster are all up on my list so far.

What do you have against Terror? A lot of Godzilla fans cite it as the best of the late original series (Not me, I didnt like it that much, so I'm curious why you dont either)

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

Titanosaurus was hugely a main problem with Terror of MechaGodzilla. It seemed that it was more focused towards Titanosaurus than it was MechaGodzilla and Godzilla combined. Also.....it is considered to be the reason why the early Godzilla series was ended as it was a failure.