Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
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Post by Sephiroth on Jun 29, 2015 11:30:56 GMT -5
Jarrett takes over, tebrands the company as GFW. His first act is to put on a skit for TNA's funeral, aka the Aces and Eights funeral. Who attends, what do they say? GO!
1. Jarrett gets up to the podium and makes a short speech reminiscing about the promotion. Abyss sits nearby and each word Jarrett says causes him to bawl uncontrollably until he jumps up and runs out-as he exits we see Nikki Roxx sitting in the back with a triumphant looking smile on her face. Jarrettmentions Dixie Carter couldn't be in attendance a d had sent a reresentatuve in her place-camera switches to show and empty seat with a card reading IOU on it.
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Hank Scorpio
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Post by Reflecto on Jun 29, 2015 11:41:19 GMT -5
*Jose Lothario comes out of nowhere, slams on casket**
Lothario: "NO! TAKE ME INSTEAD! TAKE ME!! I DON'T WANT TO BE THE MOST PATHETIC LOSER IN ALL OF PRO WRESTLING AGAIN!"
Dixie Carter: "...we're doing just fine, Sug, we just beat WWE out in the ratings..."
Jarrett: "You're supposed to be dead."
Carter: "But I just see the camera and it's so much fun..."
Jarrett: "Bob, Janice- can you hand us the gun with the silver bullet? Headshot remember..."
Manik/Josh Mathews: "No, Pa...we'll do it..." *Manik sobs as Josh puts the bullet in* "This hurts us more than it hurts you..."
*drops, the casket goes down*
Havok looks at the rose*
Havok: "Least I have chicken."
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suave
Dennis Stamp
"I only got on my knees for God and maybe to lick a girl's pussy" -Teddy Hart
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Post by suave on Jun 30, 2015 1:12:08 GMT -5
Have a Roast of TNA. Get all the talent (or ex talent, even better), give each person a few minutes of mic time, keep the booze flowing, and allow-no, encourage them to bitterly and hilariously shit all over TNA. Everyone who wants to bitch is welcome. Show is rated TV-MA. This is your shot to get it all off your chest. Bitterness is welcomed and encouraged.
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Post by One-Armed Drummer of Defrebel on Jun 30, 2015 2:29:08 GMT -5
Every one else had paid their respects and now it had come time for Abyss to do the same. Abyss walked up to the podium with tears in his eyes, sniffling in front of Jeremy Borash. The main reason for his tears was the closure of TNA, but something else had caught his eye..
"Chris, is there anything you'd like to s-.."
"JB...I come here to grieve for my fallen home...and you mock me.."
"I don't know what you're talking about."
"THE CASKET. THAT'S MY GIMMICK."
"Chris, have you ever been to a funer-.."
"WHEN I CARRIED THAT ROOKIE STINGER TO A CLASSIC IN '07, I DIDN'T DO IT TO BE MOCKED~!"
Abyss could take no more of this disrespect; violently flipping the casket before stumbling away in tears. When will this world learn?
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Post by dreamer75 on Jun 30, 2015 8:23:03 GMT -5
Have a Roast of TNA. Get all the talent (or ex talent, even better), give each person a few minutes of mic time, keep the booze flowing, and allow-no, encourage them to bitterly and hilariously shit all over TNA. Everyone who wants to bitch is welcome. Show is rated TV-MA. This is your shot to get it all off your chest. Bitterness is welcomed and encouraged. Put it on ppv and it will do better numbers than Angle/Joe |
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Post by Fauxnaki on Jun 30, 2015 13:46:40 GMT -5
TNAs first ever OAP bingo battle royal, starring hulk hogan! mick foley! jeff jarret! ric flair! and scott steiner hosted by dixie carter and the ravishing cheex. the number 24 comes up hulk hogan stands up and doesnt stop flexing and cutting a promo about his 24 inch pythons for the rest of the match, ric flair gets dq'd for excessive nudeness and blading he gets pissed attacks mick foley they tumble out the door both constantly blading with flair trying to take foleys clothes off. Scott steiner shouts "BINGO!" Dixie comes over to check and says "scott thats a boggle set.." steiner replies "that may be true but the numbers dont lie and they spell disaster for you at sacifice" suddenly IRS busts in the room and informs dixie the news that tna has been liquidated and the assests have been bought by global force wrestling. Jeff jarret gets up smiles and takes the contract from IRS and says "THIS WAS PLANNED ALL FROM THE START DIXIE YOU DUMB BROAD! and i wouldnt have been able to do it without my dear friend..." Vince Russo enters the scene high fives jarret and they walk off into the sunset laughing and slapping each other on the back while dixie is on the floor in tears.
Then abyss comes in and elbow drops thumb tacks on top of broken glass on top of C4 and the impact zone explodes.
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Push R Truth on Jun 30, 2015 15:24:37 GMT -5
The show ends with a shot of the production truck with Cheex standing high above it on scaffolding. He jumps off and just as he lands on the truck the feed is instantly cut.
The End.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 30, 2015 15:26:17 GMT -5
As long as it leads to Cheex sitting on the casket, I'm cool with it.
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Jun 30, 2015 17:40:51 GMT -5
The last scene is a big going-away cake, and then Tony Schiavone pops out of it in a grim reaper outfit yelling "THIS IS THE GREATEST NIGHT IN THE HISTORY OF OUR SPORT!!!!
Cue morose music, RIP on the screen, end show (series)
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
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Post by Sephiroth on Jun 30, 2015 18:54:08 GMT -5
The last scene is a big going-away cake, and then Tony Schiavone pops out of it in a grim reaper outfit yelling "THIS IS THE GREATEST NIGHT IN THE HISTORY OF OUR SPORT!!!! Cue morose music, RIP on the screen, end show (series) While windmilling? |
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ededdneddy
Hank Scorpio
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Post by ededdneddy on Jun 30, 2015 20:13:41 GMT -5
Have a Roast of TNA. Get all the talent (or ex talent, even better), give each person a few minutes of mic time, keep the booze flowing, and allow-no, encourage them to bitterly and hilariously shit all over TNA. Everyone who wants to bitch is welcome. Show is rated TV-MA. This is your shot to get it all off your chest. Bitterness is welcomed and encouraged. I would love to watch a Roast of TNA and every thing has to poke fun at Dixie as well |
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Post by Fauxnaki on Jul 1, 2015 11:05:45 GMT -5
Have a Roast of TNA. Get all the talent (or ex talent, even better), give each person a few minutes of mic time, keep the booze flowing, and allow-no, encourage them to bitterly and hilariously shit all over TNA. Everyone who wants to bitch is welcome. Show is rated TV-MA. This is your shot to get it all off your chest. Bitterness is welcomed and encouraged. I would love to watch a Roast of TNA and every thing has to poke fun at Dixie as well I'd pay top money for the roasting of dixie carter |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2015 9:56:01 GMT -5
*nWo theme*
JM: OMG! Its the New World Order! They are finally here!
Pope: James Storm! And....Bobby lashley...and Kenny King.....and Gunner...and CRIMSON!
Storm: We are the real nWo! And we are here to kill TNA! We were going to invite Hogan, hall and Nash...But they are too old and overpriced! And we still havent got the sad old man smell out of the lockerooms. Hahahaha Jeff Jarrett actually thought we would come out wearing his crappy shirts!
Dixie comes to the ring and behind here 2 security guards have Jerry McDevitt by the arms.
Dixie put a mic to Jerrys lips.
Jerry: My Client Vince McMahon demands you cease this! The nWo is a regestered trade mark of WWE! If you dont we will sue you into the ground!
Dixie: Sue me for what?
*Dixie nut shots Jerry and TNA goes off the air*
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Post by Chainsaw on Jul 3, 2015 15:50:10 GMT -5
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