Crappler El 0 M
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Jun 29, 2015 22:36:54 GMT -5
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Lancers
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Post by Lancers on Jun 29, 2015 22:39:58 GMT -5
Bram's contracts appear to expire about every hour. You'd think Gaburick would try to get him to sign something a little longer-term like a day.
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Jun 29, 2015 22:46:51 GMT -5
Bram's contracts appear to expire about every hour. You'd think Gaburick would try to get him to sign something a little longer-term like a day. Like, perhaps a multi-year deal?
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Post by hargh on Jun 29, 2015 22:47:07 GMT -5
So TNA plans to combat the GFW invasion with an army of Brams?
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Jun 29, 2015 22:47:29 GMT -5
Bram clone army confirmed.
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Lancers
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Post by Lancers on Jun 29, 2015 22:58:10 GMT -5
Bram's contracts appear to expire about every hour. You'd think Gaburick would try to get him to sign something a little longer-term like a day. Like, perhaps a multi-year deal? Clearly, Gaburick keeps putting in an out-clause on these deals if Bram keeps opting out every 40 minutes so they have to go back to the drawing board. Yes, I am clearly attempting to walk back on a misfired joke.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 29, 2015 23:04:37 GMT -5
Well that's good news, about Bram. I'm a little disappointed though, about Bram.
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Post by One-Armed Drummer of Defrebel on Jun 29, 2015 23:17:07 GMT -5
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Post by xCompackx on Jun 29, 2015 23:27:02 GMT -5
Are these contracts written on like, napkins or something? I swear I've read that Bram re-signed with TNA about 5 times in the past 3 months.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jun 30, 2015 0:13:51 GMT -5
Move over Meltzer.
Cast off Keller!
Shove it Scherer!
This is the sort of breaking news that the internet wrestling community truly needs.
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Jun 30, 2015 0:27:48 GMT -5
Oh snap! New update!
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Post by jagilki on Jun 30, 2015 1:07:06 GMT -5
The only wrestling news I'd twitter follow would be wrestletaint.
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Post by Emmet Russell on Jun 30, 2015 1:17:29 GMT -5
I'd watch a 24/7 news network just on Bram's TNA contracts, like when Randy Orton was giving health updates at random times during Raws back in 2002.
Mathews: "We have to interrupt this thrilling KO match between Jade and Awesome Kong to remind you that Bram is signing a new multi-year contract right now!" Pope: "That's tremendous news, daddy! I look forward to seeing what Bram can bring to the Impact roster going forward ..." Mathews: "Hold on a second Pope ... it appears Bram's contract has expired and Bob Ryder is currently chasing him down in the hallway with a fresh contract all ready to go. Bram is meant to be in action tonight but if he can't sign a contract in time, will be walk out of here and leave with the TNA World Title?" Pope: "awwwwww who knows, daddy. This is why Impact is the most must-see wrestling show minute-by-minute you'll ever see." Mathews: "BREAKING NEWS FOLKS ... IT APPEARS SOMEONE ELSE BUMPED INTO RYDER WHILE HE WAS LOOKING FOR BRAM AND SIGNED THE CONTRACT ..." Russo's music hits, whatever the f*** it is. Tenay: "OH SHIT ... IT'S VINCE RUSSO!"
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Post by Instant Classic on Jun 30, 2015 1:19:10 GMT -5
So did Bram sign a new deal?
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jagilki
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Post by jagilki on Jun 30, 2015 1:20:45 GMT -5
Is it just me, or going by the pic of Bram in black and white, should he have a Gandalf gimmick?
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Post by Racksman on Jun 30, 2015 1:22:06 GMT -5
Holy shit it's Stevie Richards
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Post by Chainsaw on Jun 30, 2015 12:55:13 GMT -5
My god, I just...hardest I've laughed in a long time! Just brilliant!
I am now subscribed to more TNA parody Twitter accounts than I am actual talent on Twitter.
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Post by Chainsaw on Jun 30, 2015 12:58:23 GMT -5
Oh snap! New update! Just look at how excited they are at this news!
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Post by Zombie Mod is not a ghoul. on Jun 30, 2015 13:02:01 GMT -5
this is just going to lead to a long term contract on a pole match between bram & kurt angle
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Post by Deleted on Jun 30, 2015 13:02:39 GMT -5
Oh snap! New update! So at least Bram will stay in TNA til September
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