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Post by Mister Pigwell on Jun 29, 2015 23:10:31 GMT -5
I just want you to know, I DO sanction your buffoonery.
You could die silently in your bed surrounded by loved ones.
You could ride off into the sunset.
You could put your cards on the table and walk away with what you have left.
No, not you. Not TNA. Not Dixie.
You're like a rat, a deranged teenager lit on fire and let loose in a dry field.
You're like a terminally ill cancer patient that would rather get high on meth then do chemo, and strip through Wal Mart shouting obscenities at people having an otherwise dull day.
You're like the Black Knight, missing all appendages and any dignity. Threatening to bite the ankles of anyone who says anything ill of you or crosses your path, just because you feel compelled to keep your farce up.
It takes a rare breed to go all-in the way you do, with utter disregard to sanity, morals, and pride.
Bless you, and your little country heart Dixie.
I for one, appreciate you.
Signed with sincere love, and forever yours, ~Willibald Feivel Cornfed
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Jun 29, 2015 23:13:00 GMT -5
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Post by SUPES on Jun 29, 2015 23:13:51 GMT -5
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jun 29, 2015 23:19:24 GMT -5
This is for you, TNA.
(And it of course has to be THIS version, I was surprised I even found it on YouTube. Loved this tape as a kid.)
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Post by One-Armed Drummer of Defrebel on Jun 29, 2015 23:21:01 GMT -5
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Post by JTG Fan on Jun 29, 2015 23:28:03 GMT -5
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Post by Savage Gambino on Jun 29, 2015 23:57:15 GMT -5
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Post by ________ has left the building on Jun 30, 2015 12:49:35 GMT -5
Just when you think TNA finally hit rock bottom, they go crashing through the floor and continue free falling.
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Post by 1 Free Moon-Down with Burger on Jun 30, 2015 12:50:59 GMT -5
Fun Fact: Guy holding the sign is a friend of mine. Made that sign specifically for that match. I love how that's become a TNA moment. |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 30, 2015 12:52:03 GMT -5
Fun Fact: Guy holding the sign is a friend of mine. Made that sign specifically for that match. I love how that's become a TNA moment. Please tell me he was being ironic. |
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Post by 1 Free Moon-Down with Burger on Jun 30, 2015 12:52:50 GMT -5
Fun Fact: Guy holding the sign is a friend of mine. Made that sign specifically for that match. I love how that's become a TNA moment. Please tell me he was being ironic. Oh of course. |
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Post by jagilki on Jun 30, 2015 13:08:21 GMT -5
You're like a terminally ill cancer patient that would rather get high on meth then do chemo, and strip through Wal Mart shouting obscenities at people having an otherwise dull day. I thought Kurt Angle was the one with a Tumor/Cancer, not Jeff Hardy. |
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Post by Sephiroth on Jul 1, 2015 7:44:15 GMT -5
When Bobby Roode posted on his twitter "its been one of those days" after that infamous conference call, I actually replied to it and wrote "Watch you're money, and you're alcohol!" |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 1, 2015 7:52:06 GMT -5
A usual thing one learns in life - often from parents - is that you're not supposed to make fun of or laugh at the unfortunate or mentally deranged.
......looking back on my life, my parents never actually said that to me. I figure it was implied, but..........they never said it.............
EDIT: Srsly, I'm really not trying to laugh at the collapse of a business where I'm certain decent people work, and if anything a stronger TNA makes WWE work harder (which they've been lax at since 2001), but Dixie Carter & Co. are making their downfall so absurdly entertaining that it's kinda hard not to.
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Jul 1, 2015 7:53:13 GMT -5
This is the same company that lets Tyrus walk around with a dick on his back and still employs Ken Anderson
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Post by Can you afford to pay me, Gah on Jul 1, 2015 8:44:43 GMT -5
This is the same company that lets Tyrus walk around with a dick on his back and still employs Ken Anderson Well they did also let Samoa Joe walk out with a dick painted on his face so are we that surprised? |
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Post by Andrew is Good on Jul 1, 2015 14:21:49 GMT -5
Holy christ, I just remembered Jackie Gayda was in TNA thanks to that gif. I remembered the whole stable that Jarrett had, but forgot about Jackie Gayda completely. Like, they had two threads awhile back of obscure TNA talent and well known former TNA talent that were in TNA. Nobody posted Jackie Gayda, if I remember correctly. |
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Jul 1, 2015 14:31:09 GMT -5
Holy christ, I just remembered Jackie Gayda was in TNA thanks to that gif. I remembered the whole stable that Jarrett had, but forgot about Jackie Gayda completely. Like, they had two threads awhile back of obscure TNA talent and well known former TNA talent that were in TNA. Nobody posted Jackie Gayda, if I remember correctly. How could you forget that she was being blackmailed with some videotape! only for her to leave before that angle ended.. |
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Post by Andrew is Good on Jul 1, 2015 14:34:26 GMT -5
Holy christ, I just remembered Jackie Gayda was in TNA thanks to that gif. I remembered the whole stable that Jarrett had, but forgot about Jackie Gayda completely. Like, they had two threads awhile back of obscure TNA talent and well known former TNA talent that were in TNA. Nobody posted Jackie Gayda, if I remember correctly. How could you forget that she was being blackmailed with some videotape! only for her to leave before that angle ended.. So is that's why she's smiling? Like, I watched TNA weekly, and from hearing that, I do vaguely remember that, very very vaguely. I remember Eric Young in a bikini contest with Traci Brooks and the crowd chanting "Shiny shirt" at Monty Brown, this has to be the most obscure thing ever. |
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Jul 1, 2015 14:42:14 GMT -5
per LOLTNA
Jackie Gayda joined Planet Jarrett after being blackmailed into it. After Gayda claimed to have discovered a huge secret about Jarrett, Alex Shelley brought Jeff Jarrett an allegedly incriminating piece of tape involving Gayda that Jarrett used to blackmail her. TNA Never Followed Up On This™ because Gayda took time off after becoming pregnant. She never returned to TNA. (Smart gal.)
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