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Post by HMARK Center on Jul 4, 2015 9:49:52 GMT -5
Spud: You got that script I wrote? Grab that script. EC3: I've been meaning to speak to you about this. I can't read these words. They're not in the right order. Spud: It's good. EC3: I think you might be dyslexic bro. I'm not reading this. Spud: No, no, no, no! EC3: I think you might be dyslexic. Spud: Just read it once! EC3: Ok...you want me to read the script? Spud: Yes...and action! EC3: I'll read the words you wrote. "Hello fellow American. This you should vote me champion TNA. I leave title. Good. Thank you, thank you. If you vote me, I'm hot. What? Angles, they'll be better...son. The TNA title vote is the right thing to do Impact Zone, so do." This doesn't make any sense! Spud: Alright...then just say whatever you want.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Jul 4, 2015 15:28:15 GMT -5
Spud: You got that script I wrote? Grab that script. EC3: I've been meaning to speak to you about this. I can't read these words. They're not in the right order. Spud: It's good. EC3: I think you might be dyslexic bro. I'm not reading this. Spud: No, no, no, no! EC3: I think you might be dyslexic. Spud: Just read it once! EC3: Ok...you want me to read the script? Spud: Yes...and action! EC3: I'll read the words you wrote. "Hello fellow American. This you should vote me champion TNA. I leave title. Good. Thank you, thank you. If you vote me, I'm hot. What? Angles, they'll be better...son. The TNA title vote is the right thing to do Impact Zone, so do." This doesn't make any sense! Spud: Alright...then just say whatever you want. God I was WAITING For someone to rewrite this, and it's perfect. Thankyou!
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Jul 13, 2015 17:44:47 GMT -5
Jeff Hardy: what is this enticing bowl of white? Matt Hardy: That... That's cocaine, Jeff. I thought you were a drugs guy?
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Jul 14, 2015 0:46:53 GMT -5
Before TNA Bob & Janice made Dixie the Panda Energy janitor in a job title referred to as "Dixie work"
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Jul 17, 2015 10:08:17 GMT -5
Albert: "Lots of shady shit goes down in TNA, Brodus, okay? These it's like prison." Brodus: "Like people getting assraped?" Albert: "What? Oh, my God, dude. No, not like people getting assraped." Naomi: "People don't want to be there because they feel like.." Brodus: "They're getting assraped." Albert: "Nobody's getting assraped, Frank! God, man." Naomi: "Stop saying assraped."
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Jul 27, 2015 17:11:18 GMT -5
Vince: No, no, no, Dixie, see that's what happens is you job out all of your top guys until the fans don't give a shit about them any more and then they float up into the main event and turn into stars. Dixie: ...That doesn't sound right but I don't know enough about booking to dispute it.
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Post by 543Y2J on Jul 29, 2015 11:17:58 GMT -5
Dixie: I don't care anything about this hole - I'm passionless. Billy: What are you saying Dixie? Dixie: I officially retire from TNA TNA Roster: YAY!!!
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Post by Larryhausen on Jul 29, 2015 16:24:19 GMT -5
Dixie: I don't care anything about this hole - I'm passionless. Billy: What are you saying Dixie? Dixie: I officially retire from TNA TNA Roster: YAY!!! Alternatively: "Sew me into the ring!"
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