Hanzo
Dennis Stamp
"You want Cena to go to ECW?!"
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Post by Hanzo on Jun 30, 2015 17:24:11 GMT -5
Without him, we'll be so bored that we'll never watch WWE again!!
Man, 2010 heel Batista was awesome.
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JCBaggee
Hank Scorpio
Writer, streamer. I used to write for CBR but then they fired everyone who cared about their writers
Posts: 6,778
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Post by JCBaggee on Jun 30, 2015 17:26:34 GMT -5
Nobody quits like Batista.  I hope he comes back just so he can quit again. |
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Post by MAD TITAN on Jun 30, 2015 17:27:21 GMT -5
Hugging babies and kissing fat girls promo is my everything.
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
Posts: 28,884
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Post by Sephiroth on Jun 30, 2015 17:32:14 GMT -5
"GIMME MAH SPOTLIGHT!"
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Jun 30, 2015 17:48:35 GMT -5
Heel Batista is the greatest thing ever. He even inspired the greatest action figure of all time.  |
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Post by The Beast Disincarnate on Jun 30, 2015 17:59:03 GMT -5
He spat like a gallon of saliva in the process
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Perd
Patti Mayonnaise
Leslie needs to butt out for fear of receiving The Bunghole Buster
Posts: 31,940
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Post by Perd on Jun 30, 2015 17:59:25 GMT -5
I want Douchetista and Hollywood Rock to join forces and destroy everyone.
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SUPES
Don Corleone
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Post by SUPES on Jun 30, 2015 18:00:26 GMT -5
Nobody in the 2010s decade will top Kanye Batista for gimmicks. NOBODY.
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Post by xCompackx on Jun 30, 2015 18:03:49 GMT -5
Heel Batista is the greatest thing ever. He even inspired the greatest action figure of all time. Haha, our Walmart has that figure and it always makes me laugh whenever I see it. |
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JCBaggee
Hank Scorpio
Writer, streamer. I used to write for CBR but then they fired everyone who cared about their writers
Posts: 6,778
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Post by JCBaggee on Jun 30, 2015 18:10:40 GMT -5
Heel Batista is the greatest thing ever. He even inspired the greatest action figure of all time. Haha, our Walmart has that figure and it always makes me laugh whenever I see it. "Hunter, I can't find a Blue Cap." "Here, borrow one of my old ones." "NO HUNTER IT HAS TO BE BLUE!!" "DAMMIT DAVE!" |
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Jun 30, 2015 18:12:04 GMT -5
Douche mode Batista needs to be a thing for a whole run, not just when he quits giving a f*** and is on his way out.
Dude is clearly better when he's relaxed and leaving, he's got to find a way to bottle that up and run with it from day 1 of a return. Just incredible characterization.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jun 30, 2015 18:24:04 GMT -5
No joke, Douchetista might be my favorite heel character ever. From the outfits, to the too small douche glasses, he nailed everything (including Divas)
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Post by Mayonnaise on Jun 30, 2015 18:34:22 GMT -5
I thought I missed something coming out of last night.
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LuchaBella
Team Rocket
No pants = heathen
Be careful with me.., it's not a threat, it's a warnin'
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Post by LuchaBella on Jun 30, 2015 20:40:49 GMT -5
No joke, Douchetista might be my favorite heel character ever. From the outfits, to the too small douche glasses, he nailed everything (including Divas) And his too tight pants. How he can even get circulation in his legs is a mystery to me. Douchetista is the best. |
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rippo
Bubba Ho-Tep
Posts: 600
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Post by rippo on Jun 30, 2015 22:43:09 GMT -5
He is such an amazing heel and such a crappy face.
So of course WWE insist on keeping him a face.
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Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]
FANatic
Writer, Lover of all things Wrestling. Analytical, Critical, Lovable (hopefully). Lets all have fun!
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Jun 30, 2015 23:31:33 GMT -5
Without him, we'll be so bored that we'll never watch WWE again!!Man, 2010 heel Batista was awesome. Well he got the So Bored part right... |
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Post by OGBoardPoster2005 on Jun 30, 2015 23:37:36 GMT -5
I loved when he brought it back on Smackdown last year when he turned heel.
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Post by Milkman Norm on Jun 30, 2015 23:49:31 GMT -5
"Lets hear it for Batista!"
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Post by berlynwright on Jun 30, 2015 23:49:46 GMT -5
his promo against Cena before WM still gives me chills. Such an amazing heel promo
All you do is bark, bark, bark—that's what you do. THAT'S NOT WHAT I DO.
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Blindkarevik
Grimlock
Rock... Paper... Straight-edge!
I Like To <blank>
Posts: 14,343
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Post by Blindkarevik on Jul 1, 2015 0:19:20 GMT -5
Douchetista is the Bestista
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