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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2015 18:14:13 GMT -5
I'm a grown man who works at a fast food restaurant with a co worker who hates me no matter how nice I try to be. My closest friend is an illiterate moron; I can barely hold a conversation with the guy so we only do stupid stuff together. This town is atrocious. The people all smell like fish, too. I would leave, but I've got no car and I can't get my driver's license. There's one girl in my life. She's a super-smart foreigner with a crazy accent. We practice martial arts together. She beats the heck out of me all the time, but I think I kind of like it. I'm always trying to impress her. I bet she just thinks I'm stupid. I dunno man...I'm trying to keep my head up. I always keep a smile on my face. But it isn't easy. And I forgot to mention the worst part... {Spoiler}...I live in a pineapple under the sea.
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Post by bigjohnsons on Jul 3, 2015 18:18:14 GMT -5
I was actually gonna write something to cheer you up and I seen the spoiler Well played sir
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triplethreatmark
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Post by triplethreatmark on Jul 3, 2015 18:23:51 GMT -5
Kill Everybody.
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Post by Porky's Butthole on Jul 3, 2015 18:27:54 GMT -5
{Spoiler}I had it figured at 'smell like fish', but still, not bad. Here's a relatable video. Language warning.
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Perd
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Post by Perd on Jul 3, 2015 18:28:50 GMT -5
Aww, you porous thing.
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bob
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Post by bob on Jul 3, 2015 18:29:31 GMT -5
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Jul 3, 2015 18:30:02 GMT -5
Man just suck it up and keep it inside
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It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Jul 3, 2015 18:32:38 GMT -5
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Post by Sephiroth on Jul 3, 2015 18:33:08 GMT -5
Could be worse. You could have a bosswho was once a sword swinging psychopath and then became a billionaire with dreams of world conquest and now runs a fast food restaurant that prides itself on selling crusty food.
Oh wait...
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jul 3, 2015 18:41:44 GMT -5
Also, the boss that works at our rival restaurant across from us?
I think he might be crazy...
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fw91
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Post by fw91 on Jul 3, 2015 20:15:34 GMT -5
get naked and sell Real Estate.
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway. Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Jul 3, 2015 20:22:09 GMT -5
Be careful not to hurt your leg
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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2015 20:26:46 GMT -5
Be careful not to hurt your leg
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Post by Danimal on Jul 3, 2015 20:32:54 GMT -5
Move home and sponge off your mom.
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MrBRulzOK
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Something Witty Here.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jul 3, 2015 22:54:27 GMT -5
Well maybe if you stopped trying to kill your driving instructor then maybe things wouldn't be going so badly for you.
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The Legend of Groose
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BRO You just promo'd cringe! You're going lose demo!!!
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Post by The Legend of Groose on Jul 4, 2015 3:16:48 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jul 4, 2015 3:18:44 GMT -5
You beat me by one minute Good job Sir
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suave
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Post by suave on Jul 4, 2015 8:59:32 GMT -5
Is it sad that I knew the punchline before clicking the spoiler? Maybe I read this years ago and forgot I knew after a few words in. The internet has ruined my ability to enjoy things.
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Post by rapidfire187 on Jul 4, 2015 18:36:01 GMT -5
Is it sad that I knew the punchline before clicking the spoiler? Maybe I read this years ago and forgot I knew after a few words in. The internet has ruined my ability to enjoy things. I've seen it a few times. Still funny though. I just showed my younger sister.
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Crappler El 0 M
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Jul 4, 2015 18:58:16 GMT -5
I heard the closest thing to a potential love interest for you is a scuba diving squirrel.
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