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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jul 5, 2015 20:12:09 GMT -5
Gabara: The worst looking kaiju in the Godzilla universe.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jul 5, 2015 20:17:16 GMT -5
You got a piece of crap car, didn't you.....dummy burglar.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jul 5, 2015 20:18:03 GMT -5
Two bungling thieves......getting outsmarted and beaten up by a kid.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jul 5, 2015 20:19:48 GMT -5
You'd think these armed criminals would have a gun of some kind, but No......
If they did, here is how it would go.
Little Kid: I'm going to beat you with the help of Minya
*Criminal shoots him*
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jul 5, 2015 20:21:34 GMT -5
Hey.......that's not my money
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Post by prettynami on Jul 5, 2015 20:22:37 GMT -5
I don't know what is the worst part of Gabara his stupid face or his strange tail-less body. Or maybe its because he looks like a giant blue growth of warts......
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jul 5, 2015 20:22:42 GMT -5
I fell through a hole in the floor
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Post by prettynami on Jul 5, 2015 20:24:40 GMT -5
I like that in the end the moral of the story is to make poor helpless painters lives miserable. Cuz you gotta impress your bully, kids!
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jul 5, 2015 20:25:00 GMT -5
This whole scene with the kids making these two crooks look like idiots is embarrassing.
You want a film where a kid makes two crooks look like idiots that isn't embarrassing, watch Home Alone.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jul 5, 2015 20:26:18 GMT -5
Yeah Mom....you say it will never happen again....when it happens again.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jul 5, 2015 20:27:22 GMT -5
Kid: Minya was with me.
Reporter: Someone get this kid to a mental hospital.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jul 5, 2015 20:28:18 GMT -5
You would think the bully Gabara wouldn't mess with a kid who took down two criminals the night before.
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Post by prettynami on Jul 5, 2015 20:28:22 GMT -5
Did they ever answer in the movie... Does this take place in our universe or in the universe where Godzilla is an actual real life monster?
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jul 5, 2015 20:28:52 GMT -5
Ichiro, you are a bad kid now.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jul 5, 2015 20:29:35 GMT -5
Did they ever answer in the movie... Does this take place in our universe or in the universe where Godzilla is an actual real life monster? In the world where Godzilla is a real life monster. Ichiro isn't exactly smart to be looking up to monsters that destroy the city.
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Post by prettynami on Jul 5, 2015 20:30:35 GMT -5
I wonder if that would make Ichiro's rambling more or less insane... Haha.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jul 5, 2015 20:30:40 GMT -5
Time for Terror of MechaGodzilla
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Post by prettynami on Jul 5, 2015 20:31:29 GMT -5
The only Godzilla movie with boobies... Albeit not in this version... And not real... Keh.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jul 5, 2015 20:31:50 GMT -5
Harry Knowles saying El Rey Network like he is orgasming in his pants.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jul 5, 2015 20:33:12 GMT -5
Why are we seeing footage of other Godzilla films? Oh no, someone put in Godzilla's Revenge again!
NOOOO!!!!!
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