Brood Lone Wolf Funker
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway.
Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Jul 27, 2015 7:59:22 GMT -5
Whatever happened to Meltman? With Stinky Diver |
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Post by Tea & Crumpets on Jul 27, 2015 8:56:48 GMT -5
Man I miss the FCW Freak Factory. Wide Barrett, Melting Man, Nick No-Belly-Button Rogers, that dude whose torso was really really short. Heck 2 of them actually made it in WWE- Rusev used to just be this unnaturally broad dude, and Big E was the World's Most Symmetrical Man.
Imagine a Nexus invasion but with all the FCW/NXT misfits, it'd be the Oddities for the new generation. Missed opportunity.
And I miss Percy Watson. All the others seemed like no-hopers but Percy had something.
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Allie Kitsune
Crow T. Robot
Always Feelin' Foxy.
Celestial Princess in Exile.
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Jul 27, 2015 9:34:45 GMT -5
Man I miss the FCW Freak Factory. Wide Barrett, Melting Man, Nick No-Belly-Button Rogers, that dude whose torso was really really short. Heck 2 of them actually made it in WWE- Rusev used to just be this unnaturally broad dude, and Big E was the World's Most Symmetrical Man. Imagine a Nexus invasion but with all the FCW/NXT misfits, it'd be the Oddities for the new generation. Missed opportunity. And I miss Percy Watson. All the others seemed like no-hopers but Percy had something. Whatever happened to that weird looking Jewish guy... Ethan Levin, was it? |
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Post by Tea & Crumpets on Jul 27, 2015 12:40:31 GMT -5
Man I miss the FCW Freak Factory. Wide Barrett, Melting Man, Nick No-Belly-Button Rogers, that dude whose torso was really really short. Heck 2 of them actually made it in WWE- Rusev used to just be this unnaturally broad dude, and Big E was the World's Most Symmetrical Man. Imagine a Nexus invasion but with all the FCW/NXT misfits, it'd be the Oddities for the new generation. Missed opportunity. And I miss Percy Watson. All the others seemed like no-hopers but Percy had something. Whatever happened to that weird looking Jewish guy... Ethan Levin, was it? Seemed to vanish like the rest. I believe he was Wide Barrett:  Heck for posterity here's the entire bunch of FCW weird guys: Buddy Stretcher, he of the least flattering tights ever:  Rusev during his "I am extremely wide and not much else" days:  CW Blanderson:  Kent Brink, with his weirdly narrow shoulders yet huge everything else leaving him weirdly cone-shaped:  Dante Dash, the TRUE Amazing Thighs:  Nick Rogers, who was grown in a vat hence his lack of bellybutton:  Super-Symmetrical Big E:  And of course, the legend himself, Meltman Buck Dixon:  And people think NXT now is good? That was the true golden age. |
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Allie Kitsune
Crow T. Robot
Always Feelin' Foxy.
Celestial Princess in Exile.
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Jul 27, 2015 14:03:14 GMT -5
Nobody ever asked why Levin ripped the flesh off of Disco Inferno's face and wore it as his own...
But what I want to know is...
...whatever happened to Sweet Papi Sanchez?
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Jul 27, 2015 16:24:38 GMT -5
 Wait there was a guy in FCW/NXT called Frank Furter? How come I never heard of this They should have paired him in a tag team with Riff Raff & had Magenta & Columbia as their Valets |
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mrbananagrabber
King Koopa
Paul Heyman's unofficial joke writer
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Jul 27, 2015 18:20:09 GMT -5
They're probably wrestling in small indies that no one gives a shit about/knows exist.. That's just Derrick Bateman. |
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Jul 27, 2015 18:31:03 GMT -5
They're probably wrestling in small indies that no one gives a shit about/knows exist.. That's just Derrick Bateman. You knew enough about TNA to make this joke in the first place.  |
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