SUPES
Don Corleone
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Post by SUPES on Jul 15, 2015 21:38:30 GMT -5
Alright everyone, here's your assignment: I need a list of every... single... negative piece of TNA memories possible. And yes, I'm aware of this - taimapedia.org/index.php?title=LOLTNA_HistoryList ANYTHING f***ing insipid about the company from its 13 year history. Could be legit maddening. Could be unintentionally hilarious. Could be macro or micro, infamous or obscure bullshit. From "failed to pull the trigger on this guy" to "here are these assholes trying to pull a power play on this company/person" to "look at what f***ing scumbugs these c***s are." This isn't something for the inevitable Death of TNA book. I'll leave that to RD and Chico. This is related to a special surprise I'll unfold when this shite vanity project federation officially bites the bullet.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jul 15, 2015 21:39:32 GMT -5
The opening segment of October 14, 2010 Impact that took 42 minutes.
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Jul 15, 2015 21:45:25 GMT -5
Tonight's Impact, the entire thing.
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway. Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Jul 15, 2015 21:47:39 GMT -5
Gunner amateur Psychologist
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Post by Mayonnaise on Jul 15, 2015 21:53:34 GMT -5
The Hernandez/LU/TNA contract saga and the horrible re-edit of the opening battle royal from tonight has to be up there for recent stuff.
Also Grado.
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jul 15, 2015 22:04:44 GMT -5
Samoa Joe: Whiny Babyface TNA World Champion
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Jul 15, 2015 22:08:56 GMT -5
Pretty much anything in the LOLTNA MSPaint thread.
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Post by One-Armed Drummer of Defrebel on Jul 15, 2015 22:09:24 GMT -5
The Cuffed in a Cage match still makes me ashamed to be a human being.
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway. Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Jul 15, 2015 22:11:03 GMT -5
Homicide not being able to leave that cage The electrified cage match
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Jul 15, 2015 22:16:29 GMT -5
Don Harris wearing a SS shirt. Every TNA in 2002 The Nasty Boys Tito Ortiz Brian Christopher cutting a promo, saying that his dad Jerry Lawler likes them young. The fact that lockdown was actually just Dusty f***ing around with Dixie that every match should be held inside a cage. Every Brooke Hogan segment
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markymark
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by markymark on Jul 15, 2015 22:17:17 GMT -5
Tuxedo Matches
Pole Matches
That segment when they Welcomed WWE stars which I believe it was in 2004/2005?
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Ragnal
Game Genie
Yanno what they say: All toasters toast El Dandy
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Post by Ragnal on Jul 15, 2015 22:20:20 GMT -5
Anytime Eric Young held a title When Eric Young won a title, then immediately was stripped of it for stupid reasons and never competed for it after that Eric Young being comic relief post-Team Canada
...Don't worry, I already see the pattern.
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Post by DSR on Jul 15, 2015 22:21:38 GMT -5
Jeff Hardy blitzed out of his mind at Victory Road.
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Post by cabbageboy on Jul 15, 2015 22:25:55 GMT -5
How about Eric Young as a serious heel leader of a faction? Or how about the horrible blindfold cage match between Harris and Storm from Lockdown 2007? Probably the worst match of Storm's career, and it was entirely due to the absurd stip. A few weeks later they had a classic on Impact, which sums up TNA in a nutshell. Debacle on PPV you're paying to see, great match on free TV.
The entire botched missed opportunity of RVD vs. Angle in 2010. Once RVD won the title the idea seemed to be to build to him vs. Angle once Angle beat the guys in the top 10. Instead we got a Jeff Hardy heel turn and Immortal.
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Post by Captain Patren Fenderbaum-X on Jul 15, 2015 22:30:05 GMT -5
Sting Vs Jeff Hardy.
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Deleted
Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Jul 15, 2015 22:32:57 GMT -5
"DIXIE.
IT'S A CONTRACT.
WITH WORDS ON IT.
SIGN IT. COME ON SIGN IT.
HURRY HURRY HURRY C'MONNNNNNNN"
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Post by häšhtå.gdālėÿ on Jul 15, 2015 22:44:57 GMT -5
Grado. EDIT: Since I was beaten to Grado by Ric... I present Sangriento. He was an "Amazing" Luchador that debuted immediatly following Sin Cara's highly publicized debut in WWE. (Though that had to just be a major coincidence, right? ) .... He was Amazing Red in one of the worst looking costumes I have ever seen.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 15, 2015 22:48:44 GMT -5
Screwjob angle conveniently a week after Bret Hart returned to WWE. The narrative bending that followed where Hebner contended that neither Vince or Bret screwed Bret, but Earl Hebner in fact screwed Bret.
The EV2.0 invasion that conveniently followed the Nexus debut, and predates the classic NXT Season 2 ending where everyone forgot who they were even fighting at certain points
The entire EV2.0 "reunion" that paid homage to a Philadelphia promotion they didn`t have the rights to call by name.
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Post by Sparvid on Jul 15, 2015 23:01:32 GMT -5
One thing not mentioned on LOLTNA: RVD gets beaten up by Abyss and has to vacate the World title since he won't be able to defend it. TNA announces a tournament for the vacated title. RVD returns in time to have a grudge match with Abyss at Bound for Glory, the same PPV where the World title tournament ends and the new champion is crowned.
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Injustice45
Fry's dog Seymour
Consider me the Athena/Yoshimitsu of Avatars and Signatures.
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Post by Injustice45 on Jul 15, 2015 23:04:23 GMT -5
TNA Lockbox Challenge
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