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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Jul 16, 2015 20:36:38 GMT -5
-Konnan arm wrestles an elderly Bullet Bob Armstrong... IN A STEEL CAGE
-Bubba the Sponge
-Tomko has great momentum going so naturally they turn him into Kurt Angle's stooge
-Stomper
-Chris Candido dies from an injury he suffered in a TNA match; TNA gives Sunny a ham
-Monty Brown is ascending to possibly being the company's #1 face; he instead becomes Jeff Jarrett's stooge
-TNA hires Pacman Jones, a criminal and all around piece of shit human being, and he isn't even legally cleared to wrestle. he still somehow wins a tag team title.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 16, 2015 20:46:26 GMT -5
Jaqueline and Gail Kim (I think) were having a street fight that went into a bathroom, going into a commercial break the text on the screen read "UP NEXT: THE ESTROGEN WARS CONTINUE"
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Post by Sephiroth on Jul 16, 2015 22:27:34 GMT -5
Willow.
Jeff Hardy ceases being Willow because Kurt asked him nicely.
Black Reign. And something something Killer spelled backwards.
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jul 16, 2015 22:31:36 GMT -5
The "Silent Night, Bloody Night" Match.
At least I got Bryan and Vinny laughing uncontrollably out of it.
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Post by Welfare Willis on Jul 16, 2015 22:43:44 GMT -5
-Chris Candido dies from an injury he suffered in a TNA match; TNA gives Sunny a ham Mannnnnnnnn, f*** TNA.
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Post by corndog on Jul 16, 2015 23:54:47 GMT -5
The name TNA, for starters.... Hulk Hogan's last wrestling match to date being a tag match at a non-televised TNA house show, while his last TNA TV appearance was the company owner literally begging him not to leave. Ric Flair's last match also being at a non-televised TNA house show. How are those bad ideas, unless you want to illustrate that it's a good thing both of them left? Seriously, they were both an absolute embarrassment in the ring for TNA. Flair's only good match in TNA was against Jay Lethal. Also, for some reason this reminds me of another awful TNA moment. Hogan giving Abyss his WWE HOF ring and Abyss believing it could give him superpowers. Actually Abyss did a lot of stupid things. So my contribution, -Abyss's entire TNA run. -Every match Hogan worked in TNA
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Jul 17, 2015 4:43:32 GMT -5
TNA's game being delayed multiple times since 2005 and then being skewered by everyone when actually released. (I had fun with it) That game is a tremendous amount of fun... if you didn't pay full whack for it. I got one amazing weekend out of playing that game with a couple of friends and then I literally forgot about it until now.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Jul 17, 2015 4:44:15 GMT -5
TNA's game being delayed multiple times since 2005 and then being skewered by everyone when actually released. (I had fun with it) That game is a tremendous amount of fun... if you didn't pay full whack for it. I got one amazing weekend out of playing that game with a couple of friends and then I literally forgot about it until now. I never played it, but it did become the spiritual precursor to WWE All Stars, which I did play and thought was really fun.
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Jul 17, 2015 5:13:36 GMT -5
at a time when other sports companies and even WWE are starting to take concussions more seriously and taking steps to limit their likelihood, TNA has Rob Terry take an unprotected chairshot to the head.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Jul 17, 2015 7:16:59 GMT -5
at a time when other sports companies and even WWE are starting to take concussions more seriously and taking steps to limit their likelihood, TNA has Rob Terry take an unprotected chairshot to the head. And better yet, not even sell it. And on the 'stupid' rather than 'negligent' end, the guy who hits him (Homicide?) plays to the crowd even though Terry didn't even take a bump.
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Post by Welfare Willis on Jul 17, 2015 9:12:00 GMT -5
Dixie's meeting with talent and airing it on tv.
After the cancellation and ROH landing on DA, Dixie's meeting with wrestlers and Billy Corgan going off on da Meltz. This was all taped for her reality show project.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Jul 17, 2015 9:13:53 GMT -5
at a time when other sports companies and even WWE are starting to take concussions more seriously and taking steps to limit their likelihood, TNA has Rob Terry take an unprotected chairshot to the head. then they did the angle which I'm sure I'm not explaining well enough but... some wrestler got a concussion and Matt Morgan was the advocate against wrestling with concussions... Matt Morgan who for months was kicking peoples heads into the post.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Jul 17, 2015 11:21:32 GMT -5
TNA's game being delayed multiple times since 2005 and then being skewered by everyone when actually released. (I had fun with it) That game is a tremendous amount of fun... if you didn't pay full whack for it. I got one amazing weekend out of playing that game with a couple of friends and then I literally forgot about it until now. If I remember correctly AJ and Joe did the motion capture for everyone, so every wrestler move the same in the game, damn even back then TNA was cheap.
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Post by The Ichi on Jul 17, 2015 13:41:30 GMT -5
Hiring The Nasty Boys in 2010. A pair of guys that were fat and out of shape in 1990.
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Post by Push R Truth on Jul 17, 2015 13:44:27 GMT -5
World Champion Jeff Jarret anytime after 2003
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Jul 17, 2015 13:45:17 GMT -5
Hiring The Nasty Boys in 2010. A pair of guys that were fat and out of shape in 1990. To be fair Saggs looked to be in decent shape... then again that was standing next to Knobbs who looked like he found any weight Saggs lost +20 lbs
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Post by Mayonnaise on Jul 17, 2015 13:47:47 GMT -5
As of 6 hours ago, releasing a "Best of Hulk Hogan" DVD.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 17, 2015 14:17:10 GMT -5
As of 6 hours ago, releasing a "Best of Hulk Hogan" DVD. ...seriously? welp They also released another Jeff Hardy DVD...which I would get if it wasn't freaking $25.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jul 17, 2015 14:37:04 GMT -5
at a time when other sports companies and even WWE are starting to take concussions more seriously and taking steps to limit their likelihood, TNA has Rob Terry take an unprotected chairshot to the head. then they did the angle which I'm sure I'm not explaining well enough but... some wrestler got a concussion and Matt Morgan was the advocate against wrestling with concussions... Matt Morgan who for months was kicking peoples heads into the post. It was Mr. Anderson who got the concussion because he was hit with a steel chair by a heel Jeff Hardy, who we later find out was high when he did it. And they even tried to dance around the issue by having Matt Morgan be okay with giving concussions, but not okay with guys having concussions and still being forced to wrestle. Yes, this was Matt Morgan's defense because even Eric Bischoff called him out on that part. Oh and at the same time, that whole Matt Morgan being concerned by concussions was going on, they had Eric Young become a comedy face character because a fall off the top rope onto the floor where he hit his head, turned him stupid. God....I have covered this company way too long. I swear, I really should be one of the co-writers on the Death of TNA.
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Post by doinkmark on Jul 17, 2015 16:00:41 GMT -5
The name TNA, for starters.... Hulk Hogan's last wrestling match to date being a tag match at a non-televised TNA house show, while his last TNA TV appearance was the company owner literally begging him not to leave. Ric Flair's last match also being at a non-televised TNA house show. How are those bad ideas, unless you want to illustrate that it's a good thing both of them left? Seriously, they were both an absolute embarrassment in the ring for TNA. Flair's only good match in TNA was against Jay Lethal. Also, for some reason this reminds me of another awful TNA moment. Hogan giving Abyss his WWE HOF ring and Abyss believing it could give him superpowers. Actually Abyss did a lot of stupid things. So my contribution, -Abyss's entire TNA run. -Every match Hogan worked in TNA They were bad ideas because Flair and Hogan's last matches could have perhaps drawn TV or PPV buys as well as packed an arena. Doing them at house shows though literally guaranteed less potential revenue. Even WCW at least aired Hogan/Goldberg on Nitro while flushing PPV buys down the toilet. Plus, you can't tell me a Hogan match wouldn't have been a better TNA exit than Dixie clinging to his leg. He's one of the biggest wrestlers ever. Should we promote his last match ever for our next TV episode, or literally beg him not to leave our company? Hmm, I wonder....I'd make a similar defense for Flair, but I honestly don't remember how he exited TNA on TV.
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