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Post by Main Eventer on Jul 17, 2015 18:52:16 GMT -5
Abyss getting superpowers from Hulk Hogan's WWE HOF ring.
Letting fans decide who the number one contender is for the TNA world title, then burying Desmond Wolfe because the fans wanted him as World champion instead of Abyss.
TNA not being able to pay anybody on time, but still trying to sign Del Rio and Rey to huge contracts.
Taking weeks to figure out that having a TNA title match on a live PPV is going to ruin the shows you taped before the PPV but airing after the PPV.
Doing literally nothing with every Gutcheck winner.
Keeping Jeff Hardy after he showed up drugged up for your PPV main event.
Letting Jeff Hardy compete in your PPV main event when he was drugged up.
Having Christy Hemme saying she wanted women to be respected in wrestling, having Billy Gunn be angry about that, and have Billy Gunn be the face of the feud.
Dixie: "If you want to leave you can." Homicide: "I want to leave." Dixie: "No you can't leave."
Hiring Vince Russo even though Spike TV didn't want you to.
Joe gets kidnapped by ninjas, Joe comes back without explanation.
Somehow f***ing up James Storm, Monty Brown, Samoa Joe, and D'Angelo Dinero even they were crazy over.
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Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by markymark on Jul 17, 2015 19:20:11 GMT -5
The many identities of Christopher Daniels. The appalling treatment of Daffney and Nikki Roxx. Actually the first had Don West hilarious commentary of "WHO IS THIS GUY IMPERSONATING DANIELS" officialfan.proboards.com/thread/260909/ok-seriously-impersonating-danielsAs for the topic. GUTCHECK(That Kris Lewie Match, hiring Tapa instead of Ivelisse) The Rise and Fall of Havok Open Fight Night Everytime Hogan said TNA IS RAISING BAR, BROTHER Hogan and his punch of doom, and how he was still being booked like he was in his prime.
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Post by Bear Skin Rug on Jul 17, 2015 23:00:30 GMT -5
That time Tommy Dreamer spit water all over himself.
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Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on Jul 18, 2015 11:00:37 GMT -5
Eric Young-Knockout Tag Team Champion
Tommy Dreamer. Twitter pants.
Abyss changing to a puke and dookie colored costume.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Jul 18, 2015 11:20:08 GMT -5
Venom Matt Morgan Tag Team Champion
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Don Corleone
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Post by SUPES on Jul 18, 2015 16:36:04 GMT -5
KEEP 'EM COMING~!
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Crow T. Robot
Pornomancer 555-BONE FDIC Bonsured
Game Center CX Kacho on!
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Post by Welfare Willis on Jul 18, 2015 19:59:47 GMT -5
Listening to Bryan and Vinny, anyone mention EV 2.0 and Hardcore Justice 2010 yet? How friggin' sad was that shit?
Vince killed ECW at December to Dismember 2006? Well Dixie Carter digged up the corpse, pissed on it, and took photos of it and put them on ppv for the world to see.
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Dennis Stamp
"I only got on my knees for God and maybe to lick a girl's pussy" -Teddy Hart
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Post by suave on Jul 18, 2015 21:57:45 GMT -5
The time they opened one of the NYC shows a few months ago with a monsters ball match. I think Abyss vs. Bram. I remember it was so sad, two guys doing hardcore shit with no psychology whatsoever, just kinda hitting each other with weapons while the crowd sat there.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 18, 2015 22:07:09 GMT -5
Eric Young-Knockout Tag Team Champion Tommy Dreamer. Twitter pants. Abyss changing to a puke and dookie colored costume. And when Abyss was apparently slathered with ketchup and mustard.
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Ozymandius
Got fined anyway. Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Jul 18, 2015 22:47:47 GMT -5
The continued usage of unprotected headshots The NY taping starting off with a giant brawl in the street The Lite Brite set Abyss sucking in a match that was done for him MVP saying the N word, and during the NY taping telling fans that the NYPD would use chokeholds on them Garrett and Wes existing in a TNA ring Chris Lewie's gut check Karl Anderson not being good enough for Gut Check keeping lady ass cape around Adam Pearce's gut check match Using Alpha Female to get Fail Sabin Over Fail Sabin Hernandez and his Super Mex leap that usually missed The X Division matches that were basically spammed finishers
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Jul 19, 2015 8:42:01 GMT -5
continually allowing a visibly broken down Kurt Angle to wrestle even as what little ability he has left diminishes to the point where Bobby Lashley blatantly has to slow the pace of the match to a crawl to carry Kurt through every spot.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jul 19, 2015 9:28:04 GMT -5
Please tell me this didn't happen
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Post by Deleted on Jul 19, 2015 11:11:25 GMT -5
-Kurt Angle giving chase to someone in a pickup truck at night, only for him to return the truck to the parking lot and it's daylight again. -The commercials that they aired after getting annihilated in the futile attempt at Monday Night Wars 2. I remember one had Dixie saying something like: "Shawn Michaels can't retire every week" or something similar. -Eric Young having to earn his way into a title match by winning a match and getting injured in that match before winning the TNA title shortly after Daniel Bryan did the same at Wrestlemania -CM Styles -the Nature Boy AJ Styles -Sting to Chavo after he gets the Fired briefcase: "You'll be fine, you're a Guerrero!" turns to EC3 and chastises him for using nepotism to get ahead. -Gunner and the bungee cord briefcase -AJ styles may or may not be Mickie James.
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Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Bye
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Post by . on Jul 20, 2015 21:10:46 GMT -5
Mem.
Hogan deciding the fans really wanted one more nasty boys tag title run
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Samurai Cop
...is no Barry Windham.
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Post by Dragonfly on Jul 20, 2015 22:16:08 GMT -5
Let's see if I can do 25:
1. LAX feuds with (and jobs to) Bullet Bob Armstrong. 2. Trytan. 3. Trinity and Traci Books fighting over who gets to be Dusty Rhodes' "assistant." 4. DDP feuding with Jeff Jarrett over things that happened in WCW. 5. The entire DDP/Raven/Erik Watts feud. 6. Erik Watts in general. 7. Goldilocks buying contracts for no real reason, then christening Alex Shelley "The Baby Bear." 8. Serotonin. 9. Giving Phi Delta Slam an actual, serious push. 10. The X Division does Jackass. 11. Shane Douglas' "newly Franchised Naturals." 12. David Young: Eternal loser. 13. The Kings of Wrestling. 14. Bobby Roode interviews the likes of James Mitchell and Bobby Heenan to be his manager; chooses Traci. 15. Hulk makes the X Division about weight limits, not no limits. 16. NASCAR commentator Jeff Hammond wrestles shirtless. 17. Jim Cornette takes the NWA title away from Jeff Jarrett; gives it back for no reason. 18. Elevation X. 19. James Storm/Chris Harris: Six Sides of Steel blindfold match. 20. 3Live Kru and Abyss crash the WWE's Royal Rumble ad taping; plays the victim. 21. The X Division attempts to ban AJ Styles because he's "too dominant." 22. Ken Shamrock's second run. 23. Basebrawl/Simon Diamond's feud with the Chicago White Sox. 24. "Prince of Punk" Shannon Moore steals AJ's plaque; makes him chase him around the Impact Zone. 25. Kid Kash and Dallas (Lance Hoyt) challenges AJ to a street fight, leaving him without a partner. AJ chooses Ron Killings because he "needed someone from the streets."
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Post by Deleted on Jul 21, 2015 0:08:38 GMT -5
-AJ styles may or may not be Mickie James. I love how in spite of all the grandiose f*** ups TNA has made we still make time for the most minute ones as well. I would pay good money for a DVD where someone just reads all this shit to all of TNA's finest.
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Fry's dog Seymour
Development through Destruction.
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Post by Mochi Lone Wolf on Jul 21, 2015 17:32:40 GMT -5
1. Abyss branding another human being, followed by Tenay and Taz not giving anything resembling a shit.
2. Mr. Anderson dressed as Sting facing "The Not-So-Great Muta" aka. "Eric Young." The most obnoxious personality in the history of pro wrestling facing the most unfunny comedy dork in all of wrestling in a woeful comedy match that was supposed to build up Sting and Anderson for the title.....somehow.
3. Tommy Dreamer kissing Fortune's ass and crying like a candy ass before getting his ass kicked by every member of Fortune. Including Ric Flair. Yeah, that's someone fans can live vicariously through.
4. Raven vs. Tommy Dreamer in a hardcore match where they bled right in front of Tommy Dreamer's visibly upset children. Best part, the match had a special guest referee: Mick Foley. 11 years after Beyond the Mat.
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Ragnal
Game Genie
Yanno what they say: All toasters toast El Dandy
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Post by Ragnal on Jul 21, 2015 23:32:22 GMT -5
The Raven/Larry Zsibysko "feud" that started after Raven lost the TNA title. What should have built up to a rematch between Jeff and Raven never happened because of THIS.
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Post by Reflecto on Jul 21, 2015 23:54:47 GMT -5
Please tell me this didn't happen It did. Even still, and especially with TNA on its last legs and WWE trying to destroy ROH, it leads to the same problem here. After this whole storyline, my biggest disappointment with wrestling: Dixie Carter froze one million dollars in 2006 to run VKM vs. DX. To add to the stupidity: IN the same VKM promo, VKM NEVER ONCE specified a time limit for the VKM vs. DX match to occur- but they DID make it a plot point that it DID NOT have to happen in a TNA ring for the million dollars to be paid out. Put those things together, and you realize: that VKM vs. DX million dollar challenge is technically STILL VALID in 2015...ESPECIALLY since both Road Dogg/BG James and Billy Gunn/Kip James are currently WWE employees (and again: The exact words of that promo made it clear that the VKM vs. DX match could occur in a WWE ring). Put those things together, and if WWE's trying to destroy ROH anyways, the perfect way WWE could step on the necks and end TNA for good would be appropriate to have a random house show or Raw match where the New Age Outlaws face Triple H and Shawn Michaels in a match, have it occur, then have Triple H call up Panda Energy or TNA and say "There, we answered your VKM/DX challenge. That'll be one million dollars please", with the firm knowledge that because of those facts, Dixie Carter would have to pay for it.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 22, 2015 2:55:31 GMT -5
Please tell me this didn't happen It did. Even still, and especially with TNA on its last legs and WWE trying to destroy ROH, it leads to the same problem here. After this whole storyline, my biggest disappointment with wrestling: Dixie Carter froze one million dollars in 2006 to run VKM vs. DX. To add to the stupidity: IN the same VKM promo, VKM NEVER ONCE specified a time limit for the VKM vs. DX match to occur- but they DID make it a plot point that it DID NOT have to happen in a TNA ring for the million dollars to be paid out. Put those things together, and you realize: that VKM vs. DX million dollar challenge is technically STILL VALID in 2015...ESPECIALLY since both Road Dogg/BG James and Billy Gunn/Kip James are currently WWE employees (and again: The exact words of that promo made it clear that the VKM vs. DX match could occur in a WWE ring). Put those things together, and if WWE's trying to destroy ROH anyways, the perfect way WWE could step on the necks and end TNA for good would be appropriate to have a random house show or Raw match where the New Age Outlaws face Triple H and Shawn Michaels in a match, have it occur, then have Triple H call up Panda Energy or TNA and say "There, we answered your VKM/DX challenge. That'll be one million dollars please", with the firm knowledge that because of those facts, Dixie Carter would have to pay for it. We need to get a campaign for WWE to see this.
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