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Post by Toilet Paper Roll on Jul 22, 2015 20:45:52 GMT -5
Im a player so take my pig headed views for whats its worth, but no high five on the first date, no thanks.
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Post by Dave the Dave on Jul 22, 2015 23:03:24 GMT -5
I may be an exception, but I went on a date with a girl and didn't touch her at all.
And we've been dating for 4.5 years.
So even if the first date isn't great, you can recover.
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Jul 22, 2015 23:04:20 GMT -5
What the f*** is a first date?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 23, 2015 0:46:36 GMT -5
What the f*** is a first date? Its when a woman says "Stop crying, your an adult! Fine! Ill go out with you, but only for lunch and keep your hands where I can see them" But one girl I dated ended our first date with a handshake. We went on to have the kind of sloppy sex that married men go to couples therapy to complain about not getting.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 23, 2015 0:50:22 GMT -5
You're seriously my favorite poster
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Jul 23, 2015 1:05:26 GMT -5
What the f*** is a first date? Its when a woman says "Stop crying, your an adult! Fine! Ill go out with you, but only for lunch and keep your hands where I can see them" But one girl I dated ended our first date with a handshake. We went on to have the kind of sloppy sex that married men go to couples therapy to complain about not getting. I once went on this date with this girl. I put on my fancy jeans, you know, the clean ones without tears. I got to the car and realized I didn't have my phone. I thought, "What the f*** do I need that for?" plus I don't want any bulges that aren't me. So I went to the place and waited. Then waited. And waited. The hostess goes, "Can I seat you?" I said, "No, just waiting for my date". Finally I went, "Looks like she stood me up" So I went home and grabbed my phone to like 10 texts and 3 calls about where I was. I said, "I was there, where were you?" Anyway, I go back and she's seated like 5 feet away from where I was, she was a short girl and picked a booth, so I couldn't see her above the back of the seat. All the while I was waiting on her, since she was seated first, the waitresses are going, "Poor thing, your date stood you up!". Why they never put together the girl waiting for a guy who isn't there and the guy waiting on a girl who isn't there I'll never know. We hung out a few times, but even though we liked each other, it was obvious we weren't compatible.
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Post by "Magic" Mark Hurr on Jul 23, 2015 1:26:34 GMT -5
It's all about reading the person and body language that determines if the first date was successful. Not everyone responds the same when it comes to postive or negative experiences.
You could have screwed the first night and not heard from her again. Shit happens in different forms.
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Jul 23, 2015 2:02:49 GMT -5
It's all about reading the person and body language that determines if the first date was successful. Not to be an asshole, but I am, so it's gonna come out like that, but that's basically exactly what Bill Cosby said.
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Post by cageking666 on Jul 23, 2015 2:08:36 GMT -5
Only way to judge the success of a date is if there's a second one or not. Mine is not being knee'd in the groin at the end of it. Batting a solid .300 Clearly because you know that's her purse
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Post by Dragonfly on Jul 23, 2015 2:51:25 GMT -5
As someone who's happily married to an asexual that doesn't like to be touched, I can tell you firsthand that there's more to a successful date night than just getting physical contact.
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Jul 23, 2015 3:07:23 GMT -5
As someone who's happily married to an asexual that doesn't like to be touched, I can tell you firsthand that there's more to a successful date night than just getting physical contact. You married Al Bundy?
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Jul 23, 2015 6:37:28 GMT -5
What the f*** is a first date? Its when a woman says "Stop crying, your an adult! Fine! Ill go out with you, but only for lunch and keep your hands where I can see them" But one girl I dated ended our first date with a handshake. We went on to have the kind of sloppy sex that married men go to couples therapy to complain about not getting. Damn, I was thinking if there's a kind of physical contact that's worse than none on a date it's a handshake. But dropping that knowledge on me blows that line of thinking out of the water.
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Post by revolver86 on Jul 23, 2015 7:24:42 GMT -5
I like girls that are at least a little touchy, from the get go, in a non sexual way. Light touches of the hand and maybe shoulds. I have pretty bad anxiety and the touching puts me at ease. Be playful, have fun.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 23, 2015 7:28:21 GMT -5
Its when a woman says "Stop crying, your an adult! Fine! Ill go out with you, but only for lunch and keep your hands where I can see them" But one girl I dated ended our first date with a handshake. We went on to have the kind of sloppy sex that married men go to couples therapy to complain about not getting. Damn, I was thinking if there's a kind of physical contact that's worse than none on a date it's a handshake. But dropping that knowledge on me blows that line of thinking out of the water. I used to give her crap about it lol But I felt much better when I saw this:
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