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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Jul 23, 2015 8:19:11 GMT -5
Inspired by this exchange between myself & "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay: Well, NXT is, lest we forget, developmental. Wheels are still moving in her head but it is a vast improvement and she's way more natural on camera now. Banging your knee on the coffee table is better than Dana Brooke. Explosive diarrhoea is better than Dana Brooke. We need more cheery shit around here! So, in sticking with Mister Pigwell's vow to make something good out of something bad in this section, LET'S GET IT ON! THINGS THAT ARE BETTER THAN DANA BROOOOOOOOOOOKE!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 23, 2015 8:26:51 GMT -5
Having your kneecaps slowly gouged out with a fishing knife, then broken into pieces with the remnants used to repeatedly stab you in the pupil of your eye while listening to Limp Bizkit's "rollin" sang acapella by Harley Race.
...or so I've heard.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Jul 23, 2015 8:35:46 GMT -5
The consequences of trying to soap up Brock Lesnar in the shower are better than Dana Brooke.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Jul 23, 2015 8:37:38 GMT -5
- Most wasting diseases - Your own funeral - Artificially inseminating a cow on Dixie Carter's farm, then getting fired because you expect to get paid - Biting the inside of your cheek - Matt Striker's colour commentary
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Post by Deleted on Jul 23, 2015 8:42:22 GMT -5
Being employed in TNA in 2015.
Just kidding. Let's not get crazy here.
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Jul 23, 2015 8:49:48 GMT -5
Watching one of Sunny's webcam shows is better than Dana Brooke.
Passing a kidney stone is better than Dana Brooke.
Steve-O's rap album is better than Dana Brooke.
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Post by mcstoklasa on Jul 23, 2015 9:04:58 GMT -5
Dana Brooke with explosive diarreah so Dana Brooke is unable to appear on television due to sickness.
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Jul 23, 2015 9:28:38 GMT -5
Her Theme Song
It's way better than she deserves...
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Post by Alice Syndrome on Jul 23, 2015 10:03:06 GMT -5
Being a trainee of Fabulous Moolah is better than Dana Brooke
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Jul 23, 2015 10:05:19 GMT -5
That 80s Show is better than Dana Brooke. Fox's commissioning policies are better than Dana Brooke. Being a trainee of Fabulous Moolah is better than Dana Brooke Shit got dark quickly.
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Post by The Tee Why on Jul 23, 2015 10:22:22 GMT -5
Not much!
<3 Dana
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Post by ededdneddy on Jul 23, 2015 10:59:51 GMT -5
That movie Foodfight is better than Dana Brooke
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Post by The Yes Man on Jul 23, 2015 11:04:59 GMT -5
Bryan Danielson vs Nigel McGuiness matches?
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Post by Prince Petty on Jul 23, 2015 11:07:48 GMT -5
Jose Lothario's used singlet.
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Post by One-Armed Drummer of Defrebel on Jul 23, 2015 11:14:28 GMT -5
Dana White
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Jul 23, 2015 11:48:38 GMT -5
The Dana Carvey movie "Master of Disguise"
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Jul 23, 2015 11:50:50 GMT -5
I don't particularly like her look. Her stong Mid-western accent is kind of grating. She's still green in the ring.
But I think she's getting better. I am interested to see if they ever decide to do a match with her and Devin Taylor
She's inexperienced and needs some time to truly find herself as a performer.
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Post by One-Armed Drummer of Defrebel on Jul 23, 2015 11:51:46 GMT -5
I don't particularly like her look. Her stong Mid-western accent is kind of grating. She's still green in the ring. But I think she's getting better. I am interested to see if they ever decide to do a match with her and Devin Taylor. DEVIN TAYLOR'S BETTER
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Jul 23, 2015 11:53:22 GMT -5
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jul 23, 2015 12:06:47 GMT -5
Having a cold.
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