SUPES
Don Corleone
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Post by SUPES on Jul 24, 2015 2:06:52 GMT -5
Than Dixie bringing the Hulkster back home?
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Post by Mayonnaise on Jul 24, 2015 2:19:53 GMT -5
I am sure she has Ron and Don Harris baking him the best white sheet cake they can from mix found at the local dollar store.
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Professor Chaos
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Bringer of Destruction and Maker of Doom
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Post by Professor Chaos on Jul 24, 2015 2:21:13 GMT -5
The Hulkster and Donald Trump join forces to take out Kenny King and Tigre Uno.
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Reflecto
Hank Scorpio
The Sorceress' Knight
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Post by Reflecto on Jul 24, 2015 4:46:58 GMT -5
Than Dixie bringing the Hulkster back home? It's all fun and games until you realize that "Wait- we just got Hulk Hogan!" would probably be enough to get Destination America to retain Impact for another year. |
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SUPES
Don Corleone
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Post by SUPES on Jul 24, 2015 10:11:34 GMT -5
Than Dixie bringing the Hulkster back home? It's all fun and games until you realize that "Wait- we just got Hulk Hogan!" would probably be enough to get Destination America to retain Impact for another year. Queue an MVP tweet pointing out the hypocrisy. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 24, 2015 16:12:36 GMT -5
He needs to be the final TNA Champion in a redemption story.
The greatest LOLTNA moment ever. Would be the cherry on top.
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Madagascar Fred
El Dandy
TAFKA roidzilla and SUFFERIN' SUCCOTASH SON!
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Post by Madagascar Fred on Jul 24, 2015 16:51:09 GMT -5
He needs to be the final TNA Champion in a redemption story. The greatest LOLTNA moment ever. Would be the cherry on top. Fingerpoke of doom 2015: ECIII vs HH |
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Chiral
Salacious Crumb
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Post by Chiral on Jul 24, 2015 21:17:32 GMT -5
I want the ending to be something that is a thoughtful send off to this company we've followed for so long.
I'm picturing a final match between two stars, I don't know, let's say Eric Young and Matt Hardy (it could be anyone, imagine whatever you want). A few minutes into the match, EY tosses Hardy with an Irish Whip, but...Matt stops, and looks horrified.The audience falls in a hushed, terrified silence. Why, after all these years, have they even been running after an Irish whip? Security runs down and tackles Matt, dragging him away. He screams at Young to find the truth. For a good five minutes, Young stands in the ring, contemplating his life.
He goes backstage and the camera follows him, and Dixie is waiting. Pissed. "Why'd you throw the match?" She says. "What match?" He stumbles around and finds the locker room. He pulls the sign off, seeing that the locker room is just a set. Continuing onward, Young finds a room with every big heel faction, and reminisces on all of them, smiling when he sees his own big heel faction. Maybe one day these friends can be reunited again.
He leaves the room and freezes. He sees a strange sign, one that says "WRITER'S ROOM." Dixie yells at him as he slowly walks towards it. "DON'T GO IN THERE." EY keeps walking as she screams that it'll all be over when he walks inside. He pushes onward, pulled by an unseen force, and opens the door. Dixie fades away, screaming one last time.
Inside the room, about twenty depressed looking writers sit hunched over typewriters, with a giant picture of Jeff Jarrett hanging over them. They are all chained to the ground, typing away. When their pages are finished, they fall out of the typewriters into a furnace. Eric moves behind one and his eyes widen when he sees his own name on the paper. He picks it up and reads it out loud. It's the plan for his match. After the Irish Whip, a short five minute match was supposed to occur. He was supposed to win. How did they know any of this? How can these man slaving away on their keys know the future? Suddenly the entirety of TNA flashes across the screen. Eric Young is closer now, but he's still confused.
Footsteps echo behind him. It's Don West, looking like a proud father.
"All these years, and you made it here. I've been giving hints for so long, and you're the only one to make it." He says. "You could be the one if you just figure out the truth."
Young's brow furrows, and for a long time he thinks.
"It was your catchphrase." He finally says. "You've got to be kidding me, that's what you'd always say. It was your biggest clue."
"Now," Don West says. "You have to be the one to end it. If TNA is 'kidding', give us the punchline we deserve."
Now Eric Young knows the truth. He has the power to end it with just a few words. But he's afraid.
"Do it." Don West says. "End this. Tell the world the truth."
"It's...it's all fake." He says, crumpling the paper in his fists. "IT'S FAKE! IT'S FAKE!" He yells.
He is now somewhere else in the Impact Zone. The entire roster is now surrounding him, clapping for him, as he descends into madness, screaming "IT'S FAKE!" The roster holds him up as they begin smashing everything around them. The final big heel faction of TNA destroys the Impact Zone, and wrestling itself, ending TNA for good.
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Post by jimmyjames on Jul 25, 2015 1:15:38 GMT -5
Final episode of Impact: MVP, the Harris Brothers, and Hogan all in the ring together
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Chainsaw
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A very BAD man.
It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Jul 28, 2015 23:16:56 GMT -5
I am sure she has Ron and Don Harris baking him the best white sheet cake they can from mix found at the local dollar store. I see everything that you did there. |
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It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Jul 28, 2015 23:18:18 GMT -5
Final episode of Impact: MVP, the Harris Brothers, and Hogan all in the ring together A screwdriver falls from the ceiling, landing perfectly in the middle between the 4 of them. Hard cut to black. |
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Jul 28, 2015 23:23:26 GMT -5
Final episode of Impact: MVP, the Harris Brothers, and Hogan all in the ring together A screwdriver falls from the ceiling, landing perfectly in the middle between the 4 of them. Hard cut to black. That Sopranos fade to black moment and you get no conclusive ending. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2015 23:45:53 GMT -5
Final episode of Impact: MVP, the Harris Brothers, and Hogan all in the ring together A screwdriver falls from the ceiling, landing perfectly in the middle between the 4 of them. Hard cut to black. How's it going to cut MVP if it lands in the middle? |
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Post by alexwrightspackage on Jul 29, 2015 0:35:17 GMT -5
The Hulkster and Donald Trump join forces to take out Kenny King and Tigre Uno. No way he would lower himself to show up at TNA. He's too busy with his political campaign after all. |
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mrbananagrabber
King Koopa
Paul Heyman's unofficial joke writer
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Jul 29, 2015 4:59:58 GMT -5
It needs to end like the Wrestler (Spoiler warning?)
Kurt climbs up on top of a steel cage, he smiles. As he moonsaults we fade to black.
The end.
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