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Post by One-Armed Drummer of Defrebel on Jul 24, 2015 22:33:43 GMT -5
Come up with TNA's next groundbreaking attempt at a wrestling match! I'll start.
The Double J Guitar on a Pole Deathmatch. The ring is surrounded with unsold Jeff Jarrett guitars, but the one special guitar that you need to win the match rests on a pole. In order to win the match, you must do the Jeff Jarrett Strut™ up to the pole and then take the guitar down. You must then play the opening of Smoke on the Water perfectly to become the winner. If your opponent stops you in the midst of your playing, you are sent to the penalty box.
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Post by Emmet Russell on Jul 24, 2015 22:41:56 GMT -5
TNA presents: Bob Ryder's Funhouse match.
Josh Matthews is the in-arena DJ, playing all your favourite Jeff Hardy songs over the loudspeaker while the 5 wrestlers in the ring - yes, an odd number, it's revolutionary - are armed with contracts to fight each other with. It's an elimination match, where you can only eliminate people by giving them a paper cut with the contract or getting on your knees and hailing the lord and saviour himself -- Bob Ryder.
When there's only one man - or woman - remaining, Ryder himself makes his grand entrance in a pope mobile big enough to fit down the entrance way. (It's a very small car.) He then takes your hand and leads you to "section number 2" of this epic new match ...
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Post by Von Wagner's Brownies on Jul 24, 2015 22:43:09 GMT -5
A reverse San Fransisco 49er match. You have 4 boxes containing stuff, one of the boxes has the TNA world title in it, in order to win you have to find the box that has the title, take the box and place it on a pole, then break the box and retrieve title. After that you have to pin your opponent and finally grab a ladder and place the title inside a box that's hanging from a wire in the middle of the ring to win the match.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to take some Advil.
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Post by One-Armed Drummer of Defrebel on Jul 24, 2015 22:51:02 GMT -5
The Tony Danza™ Memorial Ladder Match
15 wrestlers compete to retrieve a certificate above the ring to confirm that the winner is the boss. Throughout the match, Tony Danza himself will stand up from his seat and yell "WHO'S THE BOSS?!?!" at the wrestler that's closest to him. If the wrestler does not answer within 2 seconds, he is sent to a glass bubble called The Danza Dome for 1 minute.
The winner of the match advances to The Tony Danza™ Elevation X Boxing Match, where he will face off against Tony until one of them falls off.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 24, 2015 22:51:48 GMT -5
A reverse reverse battle royal. The whole roster starts in the ring, and the first seven to leave it then take part in a match where they have to throw each other into the ring. The last two not in it then compete in a falls count anywhere match where they're barred from entering the ring, and the match can only be won by incapacitating your opponent long enough to put them on top of you for a three count.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Jul 25, 2015 4:12:43 GMT -5
A reverse table match... first person to throw themselves through a table wins!
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Post by Father Dougal McGuire on Jul 25, 2015 4:18:04 GMT -5
Retirement battle royal!!! If you get eliminated you are out of the company,and the last person standing gets the honor of turning off the lights since it is the last show. The match will have the whole rouster, or anyone who shows up at this point. The whole thing will last 30 seconds.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 25, 2015 6:20:48 GMT -5
A reverse, Reverse, Reverse Battle Royal
Everyone starts fighting backstage and the first to get put through a table advances to ringside. The looser gets put in Dixies office guarded by Hostage taking bird for 2 mins!
When enough people are at ringside it turns into a reverse Lumber Jack match in which you win by being thrown into the ring. The one throwing you into teh ring is put in a penalty box with a laptop and their twitter.
To finally win, you must be the first one to pin an opponent 4 times and place a brief case on a pole, while escaping the red cage!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 25, 2015 17:13:27 GMT -5
Reverse Lethal Lockdown - two teams of five start, even two minutes one of the members of one of the teams has to leave, match can only end when it gets down to one-on-one.
Actually that one might not be that bad. Though it might as well be an elimination tag.
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Got fined anyway.
Possibly a Moose
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Jul 25, 2015 17:19:55 GMT -5
A Reverse Battle Royal King of the Mountain Feast or Fired Ultimate X Monster's Ball Elevated X Lock Box Challenge
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Post by bigjohnsons on Jul 25, 2015 17:19:53 GMT -5
Pin the Tail on Russo
1st person who inserts the pole into Russo wins !!!!
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Post by SUPES on Jul 25, 2015 17:41:21 GMT -5
None of you will be able to top mine. Waiting for the appropriate time to share it.
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Jul 25, 2015 17:49:30 GMT -5
A shark tank match.
In order to win you must dump chum into a shark tank, cut your opponent, and throw him into the shark tank with a Great White in there.
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Soultastic
El Dandy
Only an idiot can be completely happy.
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Post by Soultastic on Jul 25, 2015 19:47:04 GMT -5
A reverse Elimination Chamber match. 6 wrestlers. You are eliminatedwhen you are locked inside a chamber by an opponent. When there's only 2, they must fightto escape the chamber through a small hole on the ceiling and then press a buttom to raise the chamber.
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Something Witty Here.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jul 25, 2015 20:23:22 GMT -5
The Production Nightmare Match: Sick of hearing her employees all complaining about not being paid, the "brilliant" Dixie Carter has a solution: take one paycheck and hang it atop the Ultimate X Structure. Then to add to the excitement put them all in blindfolds while random fans surround the ring to smack them all the while. And instead of leather straps they each get a replica of Janice. Then trap both said fans and the production people in the six sides of steel at the same time. Also in order to win the match you first have to grab the paycheck then pin a person before you are eligible to hang the paycheck back up in order to win the match. Oh, and everybody who enters and loses is fired. Also anybody who is pinned is fired. And the winner... also fired.
Also Crazzy Steve is the special guest referee. Because why not?
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Jul 25, 2015 20:32:24 GMT -5
Book TNA next gimmick match? Isn't the gimmick in itself that they are having matches?
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
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Post by Push R Truth on Jul 25, 2015 20:38:14 GMT -5
3 minutes are spent trying to explain the special stipulations of the match
said stipulations are ignored 2 minutes into the match
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Post by BlackoutCreature on Jul 25, 2015 22:04:22 GMT -5
The Clam Digger Match. The winner of the match is the first one to find parking at the arena.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 25, 2015 22:12:02 GMT -5
Test Clean on a Drug Test Match.
Everyone loses.
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Post by One-Armed Drummer of Defrebel on Jul 25, 2015 22:14:21 GMT -5
None of you will be able to top mine. Waiting for the appropriate time to share it. The SUPES Invitational Match No one knows what the rules are and everyone's just figuring out the match as they go along because the ring announcer doesn't feel like explaining anything. |
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