Wrestling Observer LOLTNA Quotes
Jul 27, 2015 9:15:54 GMT -5
Mister Pigwell, nm, and 12 more like this
Post by berlynwright on Jul 27, 2015 9:15:54 GMT -5
Ok obviously this is ripped off from the famous Observer WCW Quotes, still it's applicable to TNA's status these days.
The ones below are from first quarter of 2009, i'll update more as i go through their old newsletters
The ones below are from first quarter of 2009, i'll update more as i go through their old newsletters
Show ended with Foley trying to get revenge on Angle by booking him in a handicap match against both members of LAX. Of course, Angle pinned Homicide to win. At the end of the show, the World Wildlife Fund gave a special announcement, saying officially that they have added TNA babyfaces who are over to the endangered species list.
They noted the Global Impact special from the Tokyo Dome will air in March. During the end of the promo, they lost video and cut away. Yes, to prove it was authentic and from Japan, they did worked technical difficulties.
Post match saw him (Kurt Angle) put Styles’ ankle in a chair and start Pillmanizing the ankle. Nobody came out to help and Angle beat on him, until he got tired of doing so. He vowed that next week, it would be the end of TNA. I guess he had just watched the show.
Abyss picked up the ring bell, but Steiner hit the bell with a pipe and I guess it went into Abyss’ head. Ref Slick Johnson called for the bell, but since the bell was in the ring, it never rang.
Matt Morgan is either going to be a future superstar or a bust, and he’s leaning toward the latter.
It appears many, if not all the people ordering the show off the Dish Network, had a sound to picture issue where it was described as being like watching an old Japanese Kung Fu movie
ODB kept making suggestive remarks about wanting to sleep with Magnus and he did the William Regal repulsed face, only did it so much worse it’s a crime to mention Regal in the same newsletter with him
Steiner was being interviewed by Lauren while doing curls. He kept asking Lauren to take her clothes off but she didn’t.
Abyss talked about opening up Christmas presents this year and wanting a Jonas Brothers CD, and then asked if he could be a teen idol like them.
Suicide (Christopher Daniels) came out on the zip line. I think he was supposed to attack Shelley, but Shelley got out of the way, and Suicide crashed into the ladder.
The 3/20 San Juan house show was canceled due to weak ticket sales. They really had no business booking an 18,000-seat arena in the first place.
They also told a story about Angle spending seven hours making out with a transvestite with implants who came on to him claiming he (she) was Kathy Ireland’s sister.
While Kevin Nash always acts like stuff rubs off his back, he was visibly furious at recent tapings at Eric Bischoff, for calling him Big Lazy in a recent interview.