MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Aug 2, 2015 9:21:14 GMT -5
Ah, I'm intrigued already. Interested to see what you have in mind with him.
Oh great... now it's that bum Fake Jesus's turn. Now we're gonna have to wait forever! Who knows when he'll show up?!
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TOO SWEET
Grimlock
Not a doctor, nor do I play one on tv.
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Post by TOO SWEET on Aug 2, 2015 9:23:33 GMT -5
Hmm, I just thought about how much notifications some of these people that have been tagged from the beginning of the draft are going to have by the end
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RKTaker
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by RKTaker on Aug 2, 2015 9:28:21 GMT -5
anyone else find it funny that fj just tagged himself
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Post by Fake Jesus on Aug 2, 2015 9:29:30 GMT -5
Ladies and gentlemen, I have the privilege of being the #3 pick. I have an utter plethora of options to choose from, I could return to the WWE the most over man in the company, Daniel Bryan, I could take the wrecking ball known as Luke Harper, on WCW, I could have the top face in the industry, John Cena, a guy who I finally found my feet writing for on the last day of the other E-fed I was in. I could take The Viper, Randy Orton, Rusev, or even the Undertaker.
I'm doing none of those things. You see, I already have a potential main eventer on WWE in the form of Damien Sandow, so I have to evaluate what I want from the rest of my guys, maybe a midcarder on WCW, or an indy guy. But there'll be plenty of those left.
I've always thought war was like politics, and what is wrestling, if not war? In parliamentary politics, smaller parties, parities with no hope of winning on their own, often times get to play king-maker to the larger parties. The guy who I'm taking, well, he'd a balding fat guy. He's never going to win a match on his own, but he can make stars.
I give you, my pick to the WWE, the one behind the one in twenty two and one, the advocate for the Beast, the man behind the rise of ECW, and the man who, no doubt about it, makes stars, PAUL HEYMAN!
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Post by Fake Jesus on Aug 2, 2015 9:31:00 GMT -5
TOO SWEET, you have three hours until 1:30 EST to get your pick in. WWE Roster Adam Rose - @babaganoush Brock Lesnar - Jonathan MichaelsChris Jericho Christian Daniel Bryan Darren Young Damien Sandow - Fake JesusDean Ambrose Erick Rowan - cageking666Goldust Hornswoggle Kalisto Kevin Owens - Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED!King Barrett Konnor Luke Harper The Miz Neville Roman Reigns Ryback Samoa Joe - Gus Richlen Was WrongSeth Rollins Sheamus Sin Cara Stardust Titus O'Neill Viktor Zack Ryder Alicia Fox Becky Lynch Brie Bella Nikki Bella Paige Rosa Mendes Tamina Devin Taylor Eden Stiles Hunter Hearst Helmsley (Triple H) - Owner, Fake Jesus, Waffel113Kyle Edwards John "Bradshaw" Layfield JoJo Michael Cole - Commentary, Fake Jesus, Waffel113Paul Heyman - Fake JesusScott Stanford Vince McMahon William Regal - Commentary, Fake Jesus, Waffel113WCW Roster Adam Mercer - suaveAlberto El Patron - Waffel113Big E Big Show Bo Dallas Bray Wyatt Cesaro Chris Hero - Waffel113Curtis Axel Diego Dolph Ziggler El Torito Fandango Fernando Heath Slater - cageking666Jack Swagger Jey Uso Jimmy Uso John Cena Kane Kofi Kingston Mark Henry R-Truth Randy Orton Rusev Tyler Breeze - Dub HThe Undertaker Xavier Woods Cameron Charlotte Emma Eva Marie Naomi Natalya Sasha Banks - Jonathan MichaelsSummer Rae Booker T Byron Saxton Corey Graves - Commentator, TOO SWEET, cageking666Jerry Lawler Lana Lillian Garcia Renee Young - Commentator, TOO SWEET, cageking666Rich Brennan Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley - President, TOO SWEET, cageking666Tom Phillips Zeb Colter
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RKTaker
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by RKTaker on Aug 2, 2015 9:31:47 GMT -5
interesting choice
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
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Something Witty Here.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Aug 2, 2015 9:32:43 GMT -5
And now it's Spartan's turn. We may as well be waiting an eternity for him to get here!
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lodirulz
Hank Scorpio
Live as the color red in a world of black and white.
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Post by lodirulz on Aug 2, 2015 9:33:21 GMT -5
To WCW:
Alberto El Patron
2x World Heavyweight Champion 2x WWE Champion Money in the Bank Holder Royal Rumble Winner AAA World Champion
Strengths: Can work the arm like a motherf***er..... but you, you already knew that.
Weaknesses: No Ricardo, which takes away from his hypeness.
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To WWE:
Adam Rose
2X FCW World Champion
Strengths: Has hunting experience, so he's not afraid to get aggressive when he needs to.
Ain't no party like an Adam Rose party.
Weaknesses: Even if it ends up being in spirit, he carries with him into this universe, The Curse of Rosa.
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RKTaker
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by RKTaker on Aug 2, 2015 9:35:55 GMT -5
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TOO SWEET
Grimlock
Not a doctor, nor do I play one on tv.
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Post by TOO SWEET on Aug 2, 2015 9:36:06 GMT -5
I'm curious if Jono/FJ are going to work together with Brock and Paul Heyman. I don't think they've done much collaboration stuff before, so that's interesting. ALSO: My pick. With pick number four in the draft, I'm also going with a WWE talent. Some may consider that selling out, I consider it... buying in. Pick #4: Seth Rollins EDIT: you tagged the wrong spartan fj I'm sixteen times the spartan that man is.
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Post by Fake Jesus on Aug 2, 2015 9:38:12 GMT -5
Dub H you have three hours until 1:40 EST to get your pick in. WWE Roster Adam Rose - @babaganoush Brock Lesnar - Jonathan MichaelsChris Jericho Christian Daniel Bryan Darren Young Damien Sandow - Fake JesusDean Ambrose Erick Rowan - cageking666Goldust Hornswoggle Kalisto Kevin Owens - Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED!King Barrett Konnor Luke Harper The Miz Neville Roman Reigns Ryback Samoa Joe - Gus Richlen Was WrongSeth Rollins - TOO SWEETSheamus Sin Cara Stardust Titus O'Neill Viktor Zack Ryder Alicia Fox Becky Lynch Brie Bella Nikki Bella Paige Rosa Mendes Tamina Devin Taylor Eden Stiles Hunter Hearst Helmsley (Triple H) - Owner, Fake Jesus, Waffel113Kyle Edwards John "Bradshaw" Layfield JoJo Michael Cole - Commentary, Fake Jesus, Waffel113Paul Heyman - Fake JesusScott Stanford Vince McMahon William Regal - Commentary, Fake Jesus, Waffel113WCW Roster Adam Mercer - suaveAlberto El Patron - Waffel113Big E Big Show Bo Dallas Bray Wyatt Cesaro Chris Hero - Waffel113Curtis Axel Diego Dolph Ziggler El Torito Fandango Fernando Heath Slater - cageking666Jack Swagger Jey Uso Jimmy Uso John Cena Kane Kofi Kingston Mark Henry R-Truth Randy Orton Rusev Tyler Breeze - Dub HThe Undertaker Xavier Woods Cameron Charlotte Emma Eva Marie Naomi Natalya Sasha Banks - Jonathan MichaelsSummer Rae Booker T Byron Saxton Corey Graves - Commentator, TOO SWEET, cageking666Jerry Lawler Lana Lillian Garcia Renee Young - Commentator, TOO SWEET, cageking666Rich Brennan Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley - President, TOO SWEET, cageking666Tom Phillips Zeb Colter
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lodirulz
Hank Scorpio
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Post by lodirulz on Aug 2, 2015 9:39:23 GMT -5
By the way, let's take a quick but still very proud moment to reflect on ADAM ROSE being not only a first round pick, but THE SECOND PICK IN THE WHOLE DRAFT.
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Post by Fake Jesus on Aug 2, 2015 9:39:23 GMT -5
I'm curious if Jono/FJ are going to work together with Brock and Paul Heyman. I don't think they've done much collaboration stuff before, so that's interesting. ALSO: My pick. With pick number four in the draft, I'm also going with a WWE talent. Some may consider that selling out, I consider it... buying in. Pick #4: Seth Rollins EDIT: you tagged the wrong spartan fj I'm sixteen times the spartan that man is. If Jono wants Heyman, I'm game. If he doesn't, I'll find other clients.
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Aug 2, 2015 9:41:48 GMT -5
By the way, let's take a quick but still very proud moment to reflect on ADAM ROSE being not only a first round pick, but THE SECOND PICK IN THE WHOLE DRAFT. Clearly Chaos is no lemon.
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lodirulz
Hank Scorpio
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Post by lodirulz on Aug 2, 2015 9:55:49 GMT -5
To WWE:
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN:His name, is PAUL HEYMAN,
And not only has he been voted PWI's Manager of The Year in 1992, but throughout his career, he has been the advocate for various world champions, such as Kurt Angle, The Big Show, and the man who beat The Undertaker at the grandest stage of them all, a man who is already in the WWE now, BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK, LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSNARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
.... Oh, and he also took Curtis Axel to a reign as Intercontinental Champion.
Strengths: One of the greatest minds outside of the ring since Bobby Heenan.
Don't even try to get into a promo battle with him.
Weaknesses: Is constantly called a walrus by marks who want wrestling to be edgy, but complain when something edgy is done in wrestling.
Paul, don't even try to wrestle anybody._________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ To WWE:
Seth Rollins
WWE World Heavyweight Champion WWE Tag Team Champion NXT World Champion Money in The Bank Holder ROH World Champion 2X ROH Tag Team Champion 2009 Survival of The Fittest Winner
Strengths: Can Pedigree a bitch.
Weaknesses: Can no longer Curb Stomp a bitch.
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Post by Malibu Albino on Aug 2, 2015 10:00:20 GMT -5
Some awesome choices so far really liking this first round.
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lodirulz
Hank Scorpio
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Post by lodirulz on Aug 2, 2015 10:07:13 GMT -5
For future stat sheets, I'm probably going to decrease the size of the font from a four to a three.
In the meantime, while we wait for Double H, I'm going to pump in smoke from a smoke machine into my war room, so that I look much more scary and intimidating.
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Post by cageking666 on Aug 2, 2015 10:52:41 GMT -5
I HAVE ARRIVED
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Waffel113
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Waffel113 on Aug 2, 2015 10:59:30 GMT -5
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Post by Malibu Albino on Aug 2, 2015 11:02:15 GMT -5
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