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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Aug 3, 2015 18:58:29 GMT -5
... who can't take a hint when he's told to shut up
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Aug 3, 2015 19:02:04 GMT -5
...who'll take 20 minutes to say what could be said in five.
Then again, that could describe anyone who opens RAW these days.
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Post by 1 Free Moon-Down with Burger on Aug 3, 2015 19:56:39 GMT -5
He's the kind of guy that would pat you on the back and then take a selfie with you to make sure everyone knows he gave you that pat.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 3, 2015 19:58:39 GMT -5
Picks Princess Toadstool in Super Mario Bros. 2, but doesn't glide.
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Post by MichaelMartini on Aug 3, 2015 20:13:04 GMT -5
...that picks her up from work early Takes her to breakfast, lunch, dinner, and breakfast
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Post by Deleted on Aug 3, 2015 20:21:20 GMT -5
That tries to take credit for someone else's joke by saying he was the catalyst for the joke.
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Post by badkarma on Aug 3, 2015 21:51:25 GMT -5
Triple H is the kind of guy that really loves the boys, just ask Chyna.
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Post by berlynwright on Aug 3, 2015 22:06:38 GMT -5
who would open his promos by saying here's the thing, and then goes on talk about 15 other things
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Squirrel Master
Hank Scorpio
"Then the Squirrel Master came out of left field and told me I'm his bitch!"
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Post by Squirrel Master on Aug 4, 2015 0:23:45 GMT -5
H is the type of guy who will take a dump in one stall then go to the next one to wipe and flush. Then he runs outta there giggling like an idiot.
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Aug 4, 2015 1:00:41 GMT -5
Wants to sell you a used car and says, "Bring the wife on down and we'll dicker."
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metylerca
King Koopa
Loves Him Some Backstreet Boys.
Don't be alarmed.
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Post by metylerca on Aug 4, 2015 2:29:50 GMT -5
Who will openly talk about his genitalia at dinner with your girlfriend.
Who will shake a soda can and hand it to a kid with leukemia.
Who leaves the milk carton *almost* empty, but leaves it in the fridge because it's not completely empty. He thinks he's being considerate, but really he isn't.
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Nosnorb
El Dandy
Nachos and Fraggle Rock are TIMELESS.
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Post by Nosnorb on Aug 4, 2015 2:39:48 GMT -5
Will make a feud involving Booker T absolutely not about racism.
Will say stuff about guys like Booker T not winning the big one, ask them to dance, bring up their time in jail and make comments about nappy hair and then win at Wrestlemania, then drop the title to Goldberg and then win it back.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 4, 2015 2:44:17 GMT -5
Is the kind of guy who comes up with his own nickname and tries to force all his friends to call him it.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Aug 4, 2015 3:09:21 GMT -5
...who takes your mom out for a nice seafood dinner and then never calls her again.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 4, 2015 8:19:54 GMT -5
Leaves his dirty clothes on the hamper, not in the hamper.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Aug 4, 2015 12:40:05 GMT -5
Who turns himself gay then has sex with your dad who isn't gay until he turns gay and then goes to one of those 'turn you not gay' camps and dumps him and then when he's crying says 'what's wrong with you?' and uses homophobia that he hates against him because you gotta protect your kids.
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Post by sportatorium on Aug 4, 2015 16:55:53 GMT -5
...who got over at others' expense in a profession predicated on getting oneself over at others' expense.
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mrbananagrabber
King Koopa
Paul Heyman's unofficial joke writer
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Aug 4, 2015 17:27:52 GMT -5
Who could wrestle a broomstick.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 4, 2015 17:30:43 GMT -5
The kind of guy who will NOT STOP spamming running grapples.
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Post by Starshine on Aug 4, 2015 18:21:02 GMT -5
He's the guy at the gym who'll notice you waiting to use the equipment he's on, finish up quickly, but then neglect to wipe his sweat off the seat.
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