Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Aug 4, 2015 22:09:19 GMT -5
Let's face facts, people. TNA Wrestling isn't doing so well. In fact, may have claimed that the company wouldn't make it to the end of the year. After being let go by Spike late last year, TNA thought they had found a new home in Destination America. They would be wrong, as by June the network apparently had enough, bringing in ROH Wrestling as a lead in for TNA. Many assumed ROH was being groomed to take over TNA's timeslot, and the company itself. Stars such as Mickie James, Magnus, and MVP left without hesitation. Lucha Underground secured the services of Hernandez (but then again, TNA didn't lose much there). Their top star Kurt Angle was sidelined with an injury that many feared would end his career once and for all. But there was hope. Once word leaked out about the series of tapings, as well as the reaction online, TNA Officials leapt into action. The tapings were already set; it would be a shame to waste them. Bound For Glory would be moved up to coincide with the end of their run on Destination America. Afterwards, TNA decided to host live events throughout the country, similar to top indies ROH, CZW, and Chikara. As for maintaining their fan base, YouTube would suffice until they could find a new network. Bound For Glory Results {Spoiler}TNA World Heavyweight Championship Match Ethan Carter III (C) defeated Drew Galloway with Special Enforcer Jeff Hardy.
The egotistical EC3 has been one of very few shining spots in TNA lately, continuing to stay undefeated since his debut in late 2013. It was his lack of interest in his Aunt Dixie's war with GFW that led to this match being made, as "Aunt D" would select the man that drove out GFW to challenge her nephew. Drew would not take it easy on EC3, nearly defeating him with the Future Shock at one point. Tyrus looked to save his employer, but Jeff and his brother Matt would send the gargantuan to the back. This would prove to be Drew's undoing, as his enemy Eli Drake would make his presence known by delivering a thunderous chair shot to Drew's back, leading to the One Percenter for the win.
TNA King of the Mountain Championship Bobby Roode (C) defeated Lashley
In a battle between two men who know each other well, Bobby Roode pulled out all the stops to ensure he walked out with the King of the Mountain Title. "The Destroyer" took it to The It Factor early, wearing him down with several suplexes and wrestling-style takedowns. It was an early attempt at the Spear that turned the tide, as Roode would dive out of the way, causing Lashley to drive his shoulder into the turnbuckle. Roode would methodically pick apart Lashley from there, looking to end the match and retain his title. Lashley had a moment of hope, delivering a desperation Spear, but the damage done to the shoulder would prevent him from capitalizing right away. Roode would finish the match with the Payoff, after which both men would shake hands as a sign of respect.
Jeff Jarrett's Last Stand Samoa Joe defeated Jeff Jarrett TNA Founder Jeff Jarrett appeared at Bound For Glory demanding one last shot, given that he came close to securing the victory for Team GFW before Drew Galloway forced Brian Myers to submit. Dixie would acquiesce, bringing back the Samoan Submission Machine to TNA. Try as he might, Jarrett was unable to withstand the power of Samoa Joe, falling to the Muscle Buster to send him out of TNA.
TNA X-Division Title Match Trevor Lee defeated Tigre Uno for the X Division Title
One of the few who would remain in TNA following the GFW Invasion, Trevor Lee would earn this title shot after defeating DJ Z and Tommaso Ciampa on Impact three nights ago. Uno would look to defend the honor of TNA against the former GFW Invader, but Trevor would prove that he belongs in TNA, never once looking too much in doubt. Uno would miss a Sabertooth Splash, allowing Trevor to connect with a punt to the skull before delivering the Orange Crush for the victory in his home state.
TNA Knockouts Title Match Awesome Kong vs Gail Kim (c) ended in a no contest after interference from The Dollhouse
Both women remembered Bound For Glory years ago, when Gail Kim walked out as Knockouts Champion. Kong was determined to not allow a repeat, immediately swarming the Knockouts Champ. Gail would use the tactics that first helped her beat Kong, using a hit-and-move style that weakened Kong enough for Gail to deliver Sole Food for two. Kong would retaliate with a vicious backfist that left Gail bleeding from the mouth, but the champ fought through the pain to continue the match. The crowd slowly came around on this match, actively cheering as the match passed 15 minutes. It looked as though Gail would lose after a vicious Awesome Bomb, but the match would be thrown out as all four members of the Dollhouse swarmed the ring, viciously attacking the two competitors. Rebel took care of Gail as Marti, Jade, and Taryn focused their attack on Kong. Kong would fight back, dispatching of Marti with a backfist before being caught from behind with a title shot from Jade. Taryn would take the title from Jade and parade around the ring, the camera catching Jade give a longing look at the belt.
TNA World Tag Team Title Match The Wolves defeated Brian Myers & Samuel Horror Another GFW holdout, Brian Myers would cash in his rematch clause for the TNA Tag Titles, stating that he had a partner ready to take on The Wolves. When the time came, Myers would reveal the debuting Samuel Horror as his partner of choice, throwing off Richards and Edwards. As the match continued, The Wolves seemed to recover from their shock, slowly turning the tide in their favor. Ultimately, The Wolves would prove to be too much, finishing the match after a vicious Northern Lights Suplex/Double Stomp combo. It is worth noting that Trevor Lee has a rematch as well.
Five Chances At Glory Opening Round Mahabali Shera defeated Eric Young
Following the defeat of GFW, Dixie Carter announced the newest prize: Five Chances At Glory. Five wrestlers would compete in an elimination match, where the winner would get three wishes. Mahabali Shera, fresh from breaking free of The Revolution, would go on to defeat Eric Young to qualify for the match.
Falls Count Anywhere Texas Deathmatch Bram defeated Abyss With the Revolution disbanded, Abyss found himself longing to return to "the bloodshed, the carnage, the beauty of destruction". And who better to answer than the London Madman, Bram? Not content with a simple hardcore match, the match was made to a Texas Deathmatch as well, the two determined to satisfy their bloodlust. Bram and Abyss would come close several times, with Abyss nearly scoring the victory after a Black Hole Slam on the concrete outside of the arena, but it would be Bram who got the last laugh, after James Storm cracked a beer bottle over Abyss's head before Bram delivered the Brighter Side of Suffering.
Five Chances At Glory Opening Round TJ Perkins defeated Aiden O'Shea Also free from The Revolution, Perkins would ditch the Manik title and compete under his own name. He would be successful, defeating Aiden O'Shea on the preshow. This would mark the end of their run on Destination America, but fear not! TNA is continuing...... somehow.
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Aug 5, 2015 0:56:19 GMT -5
TNA IMPACT on YOUTUBE!We're actually just running through the rest of the tapings, but shhhh! It's still new to the viewers/people who read the dirtsheets and want to see how weird it's gonna get, so let's start the show! Before we start, let's address rumors. Yes, AAA and TNA are in a war to see who's gonna end up the number two wrestling promotion. It doesn't matter, since Vince owns it anyway, but still! AAA are ahead, but they suck and we're gonna beat them. Go TNA! James Storm re-signed at the last minute. How'd we get him to do that? By promising him a fresh feud. And not with Abyss! Samoa Joe also re-signed, as WWE officials aren't too thrilled with his age. We'll gladly take him though. Hopefully we can do better this time around. Can't afford to lose you again big guy! We also signed Trevor Lee, Samuel Horror, and Brian Myers. We were gonna go with Chris Masters, but to quote the owner of Nasty 'Nati Wrestling, "I'm straight, bruh." So we got Cage instead. Screw you Lucha Underground! And finally, Terry Funk runs our developmental territory. I've had three people confess to me their fear, but screw it. IF HE WANTS A SHOW OF NOTHING BUT TEXAS DEATHMATCHES, BY GOD YOU'LL DO IT! I do draw the line at branding though. Last thing I need is Bill DeMott comparisons. I do need a better name than "Impact Wrestling" though, so send me your ideas! Please? Now onto the show!Trevor Lee vs. DJ Zema Ion Sure, TNA copies WCW a ton, but that also means we have some pretty damn good opening matches. This is no exception, as Trevor Lee comes out to defend his title against DJ Zema Ion. Unlike WWE, we'll use a full name! On an unrelated note, look out for Antonio Langston next week, by the way! As for the match, Trevor Lee puts on an amazing display. A lot of people looked at the long hair and beard and thought we hired Daniel Bryan, so there were a lot of "Yes!" chants throughout the match. Which is a damn shame, since Lee put on a clinic. Ion did well, but Lee pulled out the victory with a flying knee followed by an Orange Crush that looked pretty damn brutal. Still more "Yes!" chants followed, but Trevor's a pro and rolled with it. After the match, our Lord and Savior, Mr. Ethan Carter III came out alongside his bodyguard Tyrus. Mr. The Third was his charming self, proclaiming that one year ago he defeated arguably his toughest challenge in Ryota Hama in a match no one thought he could win. And on Sunday, he did the impossible once more, defeating the man many called "Mr. TNA" after saving this company from GFW. Well call him "Mr. Bound For Glory", because Ethan Carter III is still undefeated, baybay! Unfortunately we were robbed of a full acapella performance of his theme song (by Pentatonix of all people. Who knew TNA kept up with the times?) when Aunt Dixie showed up. She commended her nephew for winning but pointed out Eli Drake interfered, so Drew gets a rematch next week! Carter flips out as Tyrus holds him back, and Aunt D drops the second bomb: The Hardys vs. Carter and Tyrus, with the winner getting to choose their opponent for Genesis! I guess we'll just ignore the tapings that point out matches already announced, then. Carter fumes in the ring to close out the segment, and TNA is only out $2,000 for bringing in Pentatonix. Thank goodness they had a concert in Florida, otherwise we'd be screwed. From one angle to another, it's the Dollhouse! Curse you Billy Corgan for giving us this, but thank you Billy Corgan for giving us Mia Yim on a weekly basis. Taryn holds the stolen Knockouts title in her hands, excitedly gushing about how the title is back around her waist where it belongs. Marti brushes Taryn's hair while Jade and Rebel are on both sides of her, each doing their best imitation of Japanese schoolgirls. You know, with the giggling and the fingers curled up so it hangs on their mouths? Annoys me to no end. Taryn goes on to claim that she'll gladly defend her title against Kong and Gail, but it's not fair to have two of them and one of her. She suggests a one-on-one match between the two, and she'll fight the winner the following week. Jade polishes the title, looking at it with wonder while Marti hangs over Taryn's shoulder and I start to get Cinemax vibes. I suppose it's okay as long as they can wrestle? Whatever, I'm using that excuse for the Submission Sorority, I can use it here. Don't you judge me. Jessie Godderz vs. Aiden O'Shea Up next we have an actual match-ah crap Jessie Godderz is coming out. Where's the "Boo This Man" gif when you need it? His opponent is Aiden O'Shea, and considering one's on a winning streak and the other's on a losing streak, how else would this match go? I know we're TNA, but even we can't mess this up. The Adonis Crab gets the victory, and Al Snow and Pat Kenney begin working out on the treadmills backstage. Lord knows we need that Snow/Kenney push in 2015! TJ Perkins vs. Micah As we come back from commercial break a YouTube ad you skipped after five seconds, we see Micah in the ring while TJ Perkins is making his entrance. We get a cool picture-in-picture interview with Perkins, who says that for too long he had to do things he was uncomfortable with because he thought that's what you had to do to succeed. He saw Sanada go from a heralded protege of The Great Muta to shunned by his home country, and he knew he had to get free of Storm. He thanks Shera for helping him see the error of his ways, since we can't go an episode without mentioning the guy. Have you seen him dance? It's wonderful! You should dance too! As for the match, Perkins isn't the biggest, but he's able to run circles around Micah before impressively hoisting him up for the Detonation Kick. A kickout doesn't deter the Filipino Miracle (nickname pending; I hate you so much Josh Matthews), as he transitions to a Figure Four Sharpshooter he calls Submission Impossible. Zema Ion had that name for a finisher, but he's a DJ now, so he lost all rights to it. Perkins gets the submission victory, and the announcers claim that he's slowly moving up the rankings. The X-Division rankings of course, because like hell we'll give him a shot with the belt. We tried that with Chris Sabin already, and everyone's better off forgetting that happened. THE DESTROYER Lashley comes out next, immediately going into his spiel about Bound For Glory. He doesn't get more than a minute in before Bram comes out, wielding a Singapore Cane. Bram talks about how he took out Abyss once and for all (completely ignoring James Storm helping out), and how it gave him such a thrill, such a rush, that he has to feel that once again. And after talking with Dixie Carter, he'll be taking on Lashley next week in a Five Chances At Glory match next week. Lashley just stares as Bram points the Singapore Cane at him, proclaiming that Lashley will be the instrument he uses to create mayhem. How poetic. Five Chances At Glory Qualifying Match Low-Ki vs. Mr. Anderson So with MVP gone, it's just Kenny King and Low-Ki representing the Beat Down Clan at this point, since we're unsure if Joe's repping the BDC or not. Still, Low-Ki by himself is still a threat, as he all but kicks Anderson's teeth down his throat. Anderson puts on a rather impressive showing against Ki, but with King by his side, Anderson struggles to truly gain momentum. Anderson still gets Low-Ki up for the Lambeau Leap, but Ki slides behind him and delivers the stiffest kick this side of the continent. Anderson drops like a stone as Ki delivers the double foot stomp, damn near leaving footprints on Anderson's chest before getting the three and getting a chance at glory. King plays hype man as Low-Ki stands crouched, looking like he could go another round. Since one person speaking about it isn't enough, we have Bobby Roode talking about his match at Bound For Glory. Roode talked about how his match against Lashley was among the toughest of his career, but here he stands ass the King of the Mountain. And anyone who wants to take this title better step up-SUPERKICK! Sadly it isn't The Bucks, but James Storm as he walks onto the scene. He states that he had to dispose of Abyss once and for all at Bound For Glory, and with the other remnants of The Revolution lost, it's his mission to seize power and show the world his ways. Storm drops the belt on Roode and walks away as medics come to check on him. Before the main event (and another YouTube ad), Drew Galloway comes out with a snarl on his face. The camera catches a sign that reads "The Real World Champ", which is sadly inaccurate since PWI doesn't recognize us anymore. Well screw them too, no one even reads magazines anymore! As for Drew, he calls out Eli Drake right away, claiming that Drake robbed him of the TNA World title. This brings out Eli, who says that it's for the best. Drew needs a cause to fight against, otherwise he doesn't matter. Drew fought the BDC, he fought GFW, and now he can fight Drake. Being champion would have made Drew complacent, and ultimately a failure. Surprisingly Drew doesn't take this lightly, and a fight breaks out! The Wolves, Mr. Kenned-ANDERSON (DAMN YOU JOSH!), Rockstar Spud, and Robbie E separate the two as we go to our YouTube ad that you can't skip. Go ahead, click all you want. You have to wait 1:30. Main Event The Hardys vs. Ethan Carter III and Tyrus Hopefully you haven't clicked another video, because it's main event time! The Hardys come down to the ring doing their usual dance which drives the teenage girls absolutely wild. By contrast, EC3 and Tyrus come down to the ring to the sounds of "Trouble" by Pentatonix (another $1,000 down the drain, but it's being sold on iTunes as a single and we're splitting profits, so we'll get the money back!), which was absolutely worth the $3,000 we spent on them. At least, I think so, and I'm in charge! So there! As for the match, the story quickly becomes Ethan Carter III and Jeff Hardy, as both men tear into each other when they're in the ring. Tyrus gets to do his big man stuff, nearly squishing Matt like a grape. The Hardys would rally, nearly ending the unbeaten streak of EC3 after a Twist of Fate, but thankfully Tyrus was there to save the most precious streak in wrestling. A tag out to Tyrus would be a mistake though, as Tyrus found himself hit with the Twist of Fate/Swanton Bomb, giving Jeff the victory as Matt took out EC3 with a plancha. The Hardys would celebrate their victory as Mr. The Third clutched the TNA Title close to his chest, vowing revenge. Eh. I give the show a 7/10. It helps to mute the audio while playing something else. I don't know how you people deal with Josh and Dinero, I just play SouljaQuest on loop. We'd get horrible news later in the week, as Samoa Joe told us he has a drug problem. After assuring us it wasn't Jeff who sold him the drugs, we set him up at a nice rehab center and assured him he'll have a job when he's clean. Get well soon, big guy. We'll spin this as Joe showing up for one night only so we don't get negative press-and there's the Hardy jokes already. Crap. Sometimes it sucks being in charge.
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Aug 6, 2015 1:28:17 GMT -5
Okay, okay. Don't panic. You just lost another top star for who knows how long, but it'll be alright. You just need to relax. People love EC3. They're digging Five Chances At Glory. They love Mahabali Shera! You'll do fine. Just breathe. The hope is that if I say it enough, I'll start to believe it. Truth be told, I've been freaking out since it was announced. AAA overtook us for Number Two since the bad press hurt us, but once word got out we're sponsoring his rehab, things began to look better. I just hope no one else finds a love of the coco. Don't need another Victory Road 2011 happening on me. So, just breathe. It'll be fine. I hope. TNA IMPACT on YOUTUBE!TNA X-Division Title Match Trevor Lee (c) vs. Sonjay Dutt
So, bad news folks. Turns out Dixie heard the Yes chants last week. So now Trevor has been told to let his hair grow out as long as it can and his finisher has to be the Knee. Right, because that won't make us look like cheap knockoffs. I could tell Trevor was a little bummed about it, but thankfully he's been using the knee on the independent scene already. At least she's not making him dress up in red. Yet. Also, I miss The Guru. Sonjay can do the Sprinkler all he wants, I want the guy who would collect money from the audience. The match is wonderful, as we're slowly starting to find a nice rhythm to TNA. Trevor's moveset is just different enough to not draw too many comparisons, though the kicks in the corner started to get small "Yes" chants. Sonjay just can't get out of first gear, but he can bump like a champ, which makes the Kill Shot Knee look even deadlier than it is. Trevor successfully defends the belt again, and looks like a star while doing so. Now if only we could get the crowd to stop with those damn chants. The screen goes pink, which means it's time to thank and curse Billy Corgan in a single breath as the Dollhouse comes on once more. Hey, I'm only human, and they are beautiful. I'm gonna notice. The women are still in their Cinemax-inspired set, idly playing as Taryn addresses the camera. She mentions that Gail and Kong must not want this belt very much, which means that they realize that Taryn is the true champion. She applauds them for realizing that the belt belongs on her beautiful waist, before turning to Jade and asking for the title. Jade looks reluctant to give the belt up, but ends up handing it to Taryn before joining Rebel and Marti in..... whatever the hell they're doing. Taryn gives a loving stare to the face plate before declaring that as the new Knockouts Champion, she'll defend her belt next week in the Dollhouse Challenge. Great, now Corgan's gonna f*** off and have me write it. That bastard. Mahabali Shera vs. Crimson
Moving on from my contempt with working with him, it's time for a #DANCEPARTY!! Mahabali Shera is out here dancing in the crowd, getting several to join in as Crimson stands in the ring, fuming. Crimson gets frustrated enough to hop the barricade and approach Shera, only to be swarmed by the crowd and forced to dance as well! Crimson is beyond pissed as he shoves them off, grabbing Shera and tossing him to ringside. Crimson follows Shera inside, only to be caught right away with the Sky High! Crimson goes down for the three as Shera pops back up, continuing to dance. Remember when Crimson was the one with an undefeated streak? That was fun. Coming back from our YouTube ad, the ring is set up like a set as D'Angelo Dinero takes center stage. Welcoming us to the first episode of Pope's Confessional, daddy, Pope talks about how TNA officials are willing to give Pope a chance, and somewhere Magic knows Black Lives Matter swears eternal vengeance upon us. Nasty 'Nati Wrestling's coming for us, I swear it. They've already got a bigger fanbase online, which is sad since our shows are online. Come on y'all, show some love. As I get back on track, Dinero calls out Eric Young, the supposed "Most Dangerous Man in TNA". Young starts talking about how he drove Chris Melendez away and took out Kurt Angle, and how he's more than willing to wreak havoc on all of TNA. This brings out everyone's favorite underdog Rockstar Spud, who is forever dead to me after he took Austin Aries out of the company. Spud stnads up to Young, proclaiming that Young is simply a psychopath who doesn't care about anyone else. He brings up Young siding with GFW, how TNA was almost forced to shut down (whoa brother, kayfabe!), and how it sickens him seeing Young walk away like he still owns the place. Young challenges him to a loser leaves town match tonight, claiming that Spud may have gotten the better of Aries, but he won't be able to beat the most dangerous individual in the company. Spud gets the last laugh with a "Super Eric" line before walking out, a confident look on his face. Tag Team Match Horror Show vs. Micah and Aiden O'Shea
Let's be real, we have no tag teams. We have The Wolves and The Hardys, and the Hardy's have their own thing going on, so it's just The Wolves. Someone mentioned the sheer stupidity of having a division with one team, so everyone had to put together a possible team. After watching them at Bound For Glory, my choice was Horror and Myers, and it looks like I made the right choice. Credit to Micah and Aiden for making them look as well as they do, but Myers and Horror (now known as Horror Show, and I dig the name as well) put on an absolute clinic. A Gutwrench Powerbomb from Horror is followed by the Flying Elbow from Myers, which Dinero informs us on commentary is called "Cut, Print, Scene daddy." I call it effective, since the crowd seems into them after they pick up the victory. Take that Corgan, you rat bastard! Before we cut to another YouTube ad, it's a quick little update with Eli Drake. "The Physical Specimen" talks about how people can claim that Drew has a following, but Eli was the talent of The Rising. And in a few moments, Eli's gonna prove that once and for all. Eli Drake vs. Drew Galloway Back from the YouTube ad (Brad's Celebrity Championship Wrestling! Check it out!), we get a match born from the main event of Bound For Glory, as Drew Galloway takes on the man that cost him the TNA Title. Drake does the typical heel stalling, but Drew eventually hauls him in the ring and beats the stuffing out of him. Drake has to cheat to stay competitive, but Drew is a man possessed, not even going for the pin after a Future Shock. Drew would regret that move, as Drake would connect with a thumb to the eye before Brian Cage connects with a discus lariat that nearly takes Drew's head off. Eli and Cage put the boots to Drew before picking him up, delivering a Clothesline/German Suplex combo. Dammit Corgan, I had the best tag team! You dick! Five Chances At Glory Loser Leaves Town MatchRockstar Spud vs. Eric YoungIs there any way they could both lose and we get Aries back? Pretty please? Ah, it was worth a shot. Despite me wishing for the impossible, this match actually became match of the night so far. Spud and Young take turns beating the crap out of one another, determined to keep their jobs at the expense of the other. Young looks like he's gonna deliver the Career Killing Piledriver, but Spud counters with a back body drop before stomping directly on his face. Young tries to fight back, but Spud delivers the hilariously-named Spudellite DDT in the center of the ring for the victory, ending the TNA career of Eric Young. Rather than go quietly, Young throws a fit until TNA Security swarms the ring and forcibly ejects him from the premises. And somewhere, ODB sheds a single tear. Before we get to the main event, we get interviews with the three other men who qualified for Five Chances At Glory already, that being Mahabali Shera, TJ Perkins, and Low-Ki. Shera and Perkins mention how thrilled they would be to be granted whatever wish they desire, while Low-Ki merely stares before walking away. A bomb gets dropped on all three men when it is announced that next week will see a six-man tag involving the X-Division Champ Trevor Lee! The crowd chants "YES!" while I die a little inside, and the competitors slowly take the news well. Pretty decent segment, if I do say so myself. Five Chances At Glory Match Bram vs. Lashley One last YouTube ad before we get to the main event, as Bram and Lashley compete to be the final man included in the Five Chances At Glory match. Lashley still seems to favor his shoulder, which gives Bram the perfect target to attack. Bram busts out the London Dungeon after a nasty shoulder breaker, leaning back as far as he can, but Lashley manages to roll towards the ropes to force a break. A powerslam turns the tide of the match, as Lashley connects with several suplexes and a fireman's carry before signaling for the end. Getting into position, Lashley looks to deliver the Spear, but Bram counters into the Brighter Side Of Suffering on the way down! Lashley still connects with the Spear, leaving both men down until one drapes his hand over the other. New Senior Referee Tommy Young counts the three, awarding the decision to Bram in a fantastic match. To close out Impact, Jeff Hardy makes his way to the ring to cheers from the crowd, because like hell he's gonna get booed here. Jeff takes the mic and announces that all week, people have wondered what match he'll choose for Genesis. Who he'll take on. And after much deliberation- TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE! Our hero and savior Mr. Ethan Carter III comes out, calling last week's match a travesty. Sure, Hardy got the victory, but it took TWO of them to get the victory. On an even playing field, Jeff just doesn't have what it takes to get the job done without big brother Matt by his side. So go ahead, Jeff. Team up with big brother and try to win back the titles you lost by selfishly putting yourself in a reckless environment. Because one-on-one, he couldn't stand a chance, especially against the greatest TNA Champion. Jeff agrees that it was his injury that forced him and Matt to vacate the tag titles. And while he would love nothing more than to challenge The Wolves, Matt's already got a match for Genesis. Plus, after being forced to cater to Ethan's whims for weeks, he'd be a fool to pass up the perfect opportunity to punch his teeth down his throat! So at Genesis, Jeff Hardy and EC3 will compete for the TNA Heavyweight Title. And after confirming it with Dixie, their match will be a Ladder Match! The crowd cheers wildly as Mr. The Third loses his mind, ranting and raving about how this is unfair as Jeff stands tall in the ring, drawing Impact to a close. So now October's out of the way. We've been in talks with a few networks, and so far AXS, America One, WGN America, and Showtime of all people have agreed to meet for further discussions. I don't want to jinx it, but I'm daring to feel cautiously optimistic. It may be our third network in a year, but it has to be better than YouTube.
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Post by Reflecto on Aug 6, 2015 10:24:08 GMT -5
This diary is already awesome. It's almost making up for you doing nothing with that NXT diary there. Awesome stuff already.
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Aug 6, 2015 22:50:11 GMT -5
As I sit here with a bottle of Jack Daniels in one hand and a now-empty glass in the other, I can't help but think how optimistic I felt at the end of October. Sure, we got kicked off of Destination America, and Samoa Joe went to rehab, and Corgan's slowly driving me insane, but there were positives. We had four networks interested in us, we were slowly getting to be #2 again, and there were rumors that PWI might make it a World Title again. Sure, that last one may not be too impressive, but screw them for taking that "World" status away from us in the first place. Yep, we really had turned a corner. And then Dixie Freaking Carter decided to sit in on our meeting with Showtime. It seemed to go well, everything was fine, we were talking about a Saturday night slot, and then Dixie pipes up. "But y'all show Game of Thrones on Saturdays!" And they say Vince is behind the times. So Showtime backed out of the deal, and unfortunately AXS backed out as well. Turns out ROH got the boot from DA as well, so AXS swooped in right away. So now it's down to America One and WGN America. They both want to see some additional programming, so we're running Xplosion as a second show. The boys aren't too thrilled that we're doing back to back, but after I assured them we wouldn't be doing marathon tapings, they felt a little better. We're actually starting to build a real camaraderie here, since everyone's pushing to get back on television sooner rather than later. A few have been working GFW events and other small indies, but we really need to get to a point where they can comfortably live off their TNA salary. Oh, before I forget. The name's Hayden, and I've somehow found myself on the Creative team. Turns out suggesting the Myers/Horror pairing was easily one of the best decisions as of late, and Dixie promoted me from intern to Creative member. Corgan wasn't too thrilled with my promotion, but he gave us Mickie James getting knocked off a platform, so screw him. TNA IMPACT on YOUTUBESince I can't exactly fire Dinero or Matthews just yet, they're on hype duty tonight, discussing Jeff Hardy vs. Mr. Anderon, the six-man tag, and Drew Galloway vs. Ethan Carter III in a rematch from Bound For Glory (since Corgan forgot to book that last week). There, three matches announced and we didn't need a heel to come out here and talk for twenty minutes. That's how it's done Vince. Take notes. Or not, since Eli Drake and Brian Cage make their way to the ring. After introducing Cage as his "best friend, partner, and bouncer", Drake goes into his usual spiel about Galloway. Now that Cage is here, Drew can fight back against these odds, once more giving him purpose. This brings out Micah, who stands up for his former stablemate by claiming that Drew gave all of them an opportunity to be greater; Drake just didn't have what it took. Incensed, Drake challenges Micah to a match right now to prove that Eli Drake is the premier athlete in TNA today. Eli Drake w/ Brian Cage vs. MicahThis match isn't pretty, but it does tell a simple story: Micah may have the power, but the presence of Cage is enough to throw him off. Twice Micah looks like he may pull out the victory, but Cage is there to distract the ref just long enough for Drake to make the comeback. Towards the end, Micah looks to deliver the Running Samoan Drop, but Drake slides out behind him and shoves him into the ropes. As Micah comes back, Drake just BLASTS Micah with a forearm, causing a gusher in the ring as Drake looks on in shock. While it's not the intended finish, Drake makes the quick cover, getting the three count. Drake and Cage pose for the cameras while medics tend to Micah and his possible broken nose. Greeeeeeeat. While the ring crew tend to the blood on the canvas, we get an interview with X-Division Champ Trevor Lee. Trevor talks about the great X-Division champions of the past, namedropping Chris Sabin and Austin Aries before stating that he hopes his championship reign is looked on as fondly as those two. When asked if he's prepared for tonight's match, Trevor simply responds "Yes." before walking away. Great, now we have him using the catchphrase. I swear he deserves better than this. Before we go to our first Youtube ad, we get a video for a new debuting wrestler? WHAT THE HELL? WE JUST SAT THROUGH A FIVE HOUR MEETING TALKING ABOUT A FREEZE ON NEW HIRES! I WANTED ALBERTO EL PATRON, BUT NOOOOO! "IT'S NOT IN THE BUDGET!" *grumble grumble* I didn't pay too much attention, since rage took ahold of me and I broke a lamp. After Davey calmed me down, I found out it was for a new wrestler with the name "Samson". I swear it better not be biblical-inspired. Coming back from that Youtube ad, we have a tag team match that I don't remember scheduling. Still, it's Horror Show, so I can't be too upset. Those two got me where I'm at, so as long as they're involved, I'm happy. Robbie E comes out next, and instead of bringing out DJ Zema Ion, he says he found the perfect partner, someone who understands the importance of Gym, Tan, Wrestle. Cue Downstait, and my worst fears are realized when I see Zack Ryder in the Impact Zone. Robbie and Zack fist pump, the crowd cheers wildly, and I have to be physically restrained by The Wolves from punching Corgan in his stupid face. Tag Team MatchHorror Show vs. The Jersey Shore CrewAfter a few deep breaths with Davey, I finally calm down long enough to try and find the silver lining. Zack (or as Dinero calls him, " Brett Ryder") always had a strong connection to his fans. He's always been a solid hand inside the ring, and he commands a strong presence in the Tri-State area. If we were to run shows in that area, I'm sure we'd get fans showing up to meet their hometown boy. It's possible that this could work out tremendously for us if Ryder's booked right. And as long as we can use that admittedly sweet cover of "Radio", everything should be fine. Although, if Corgan's going to hire anybody he wants, I've got a few people in mind as well. Then we'll see who has the last freaking laugh. As for the match, I ended up watching a replay, as I was still pretty upset with the stunt Corgan pulled. Ryder and Robbie actually meshed pretty well for this being their first time teaming, taking the fight rather well to Horror Show. Myers and Ryder showed off tremendous chemistry, garnering a small "Major Brothers" chant that quickly died out. Robbie and Ryder nearly got the victory with a Rough Ryder/Chop Block, but Horror managed to make the save. A bicycle kick sent Ryder to the outside, leaving Robbie all alone inside the ring. Cut, Print, Scene, and Horror Show claim another victory. Jeff Hardy vs. Mr. Anderson
Both men come into the match with something to prove, as Anderson's coming off a close loss against Low-Ki for Five Chances At Glory, while Hardy's looking to build momentum heading into his TNA Title match at Genesis. This leads to a rather impressive match, as Anderson clearly has his work boots on for the first time in a damn long time, practically flying around the ring. Hardy is forced to step up, and as a result the duo put on an amazing match. Anderson nearly gets the win after countering the Twist of Fate into a Mic Check, but Hardy digs deep to kick out at two. Anderson tries to finish it with another Mic Check, but Hardy delivers a DDT that spikes Anderson on the mat. A Swanton Bomb later, and Hardy wins in a grueling match. The fans are loving it as Hardy and Anderson shake hands afterwards, and I may need to find something for Anderson to do.
Five Chances At Glory Preview Match Rockstar Spud, Bram, and Low Ki vs. Mahabali Shera, TJ Perkins, and Trevor Lee It's Mahabali Shera, so you know what that means: #DANCEPARTY!!!! The crowd gets into it, Perkins and Lee gets into it, even Spud gets into it, while Low Ki..... kicks Mahabali in the face. Well that was fun while it lasted. Ki and his team take control early in the match, working over everyone's favorite dancer. There's hope yet, as Perkins makes the tag, showing the world that he is indeed a capable wrestler. A Detonation Kick sends Spud into his corner, where Bram makes the tag. The match slowly begins to break down by this point, as Lee connects with a springboard dropkick as Bram looked to hit the Brighter Side of Suffering. All six men are in the ring, brawling wildly before Team Spud find themselves on the outside. Trevor Lee takes them down with a suicide dive, and Perkins follows suit with an Asai Moonsault. Shera's the last man standing in the ring, taking time to dance once more before bouncing off the ropes, looking to dive- and a kick to the skull sends him crashing to the mat. Low Ki scales the ropes, delivering a wicked double stomp to win the match for his team.
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As we come back, James Storm is seen in front of the camera, a dark look on his face. He talks about Bobby Roode avoiding him for the past two weeks, refusing to show up on the premises for fear of what Storm is capable of. But as long as Roode holds the King of the Mountain title, Storm won't rest until he stands at the broken body of Roode, title in his grasp. Roode can avoid him all he wants, but there's gonna be a day when they'll meet inside the ring. And when that day comes, only one of them will be able to walk away.
And in one of the most jarring transitions, the screeen gets a pink filter as the Dollhouse make their way to the ring. The Knockouts Title is securely wrapped around Taryn's waist as the four enter the ring, posing seductively as Taryn grabs the mic. She's been begging Kong and Gail to come out for weeks, but it seems like neither woman truly wants the KO Title as much as she does. Therefore, it's only right that someone who would do anything to hold the title be recognized as champion. So, Taryn is pleased to announce that she is the undisputed- Oh no. Kong's music hits as she storms down to the ring, making a beeline for Taryn. She gets swarmed by the rest of the Dollhouse, but manages to throw them off before a shot to the back by Taryn stuns her. The Dollhouse gain the advantage, but Gail Kim appears out of nowhere, managing to fend off the Dollhouse long enough for Kong to recover. Kong and Gail manage to fight off the Dollhouse before Kong grabs Taryn, looking to hit the Impant Buster. Thankfully, Jade and Marti manage to pull her to safety as Gail picks up her Knockout's Title, holding it high to cheers. Kong and Gail nod at one another, only for Kong to motion to the title as if to say, "this isn't over."
TNA Heavyweight Title Match Drew Galloway vs. Ethan Carter III (c) It's now time for the main event of the evening! Drew Galloway is the first man out, soaking in the cheers of the audience as he tries once again to claim the TNA Heavyweight Title. Our personal hero and wrestling savior, Ethan Carter III comes out next, followed closely by his bodyguard Tyrus as they make their way to the ring. Jeremy Borash gives the special introductions, only to be cut off by the music of Dixie Carter. Dixie mentions that she doesn't want to take up too much time, but with the main event being so important, she can't risk a repeat of Bound For Glory. Therefore, Tyrus is ejected from ringside, and anyone who interferes in this match will be fired! EC3 is visibly upset as Tyrus marches to the back, complaining about the injustice of it all.
Once the math goes underway, two things become immediately apparent: 1) This is possibly the best match we've put on as of late, and 2) Ethan Carter III can wrestle. Drew puts on an amazing performance, but the "You Can't Wrestle!" chants quickly die down as EC3 does his best to keep Drew down for three. Drew busts out several of his old finishing moves, including the Ego Trip and the Scot Drop, but Mr. The Third manages to get the shoulder up before the three. Drew tries to deliver the Future Shock, but EC3 counters by driving him into the turnbuckle. As Drew stumbles out, Carter lifts him up for an airplane spin, completing twelve rotations before spinning out into a TKO for two. As the match hits the twenty minute mark, both competitors are exhausted, almost having to use the ropes to stand. Drew connects with a running boot that leaves Carter stunned, following up with a German Suplex that almost gets the three. However, Carter's foot is on the ropes, saving the title and the undefeated streak. Drew tries to haul Carter up for the Future Shock, but EC3 deadweights him, forcing Drew to dig deep inside. Drew almost has him up, but Carter breaks the grasp before delivering a knee to the gut. Carter snaps off a perfect One Percenter that spikes Drew on his head before slowly making the cover, retaining his title in a hard fought contest. The crowd cheers wildly as EC3 makes it to his feet, exhausted and beaten, but still the champ.
Another 7/10 show I'd say, but one that strongly featured wrestling matches throughout. The decision was made to have the main event go long as a way to show America One and WGN that we can hook the crowd and deliver a solid show. I'm still not too thrilled about Zack Ryder and this "Samson" character, but if Corgan wants to play dirty, I can play dirty. I just need to make a quick pit stop before next week's tapings in order to make sure everything's perfect.
It's a good thing San Diego's so close to Reseda. I get to write it off as just visiting family and no one will ever know.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Aug 8, 2015 1:42:09 GMT -5
In a first for TNA, we're doing Xplosion tapings on a separate night from Impact, as America One and WGN America want to see a bit more of what we have to offer before offering a contract. Thankfully word got out to Bob Carter about Dixie's statement at the meeting with Showtime, so she's off doing busy work while we continue to negotiate. Word is ol' Bob was furious with Dixie, so everyone's been on their best behavior around her. Given that she's not here at the moment, the mood backstage is jovial, almost hopeful. They can sense we're close to a television deal, especially after the pep talk I gave before the show, and they're really working towards making this company the best it can be. Plus, Corgan isn't working Xplosion. So no unexpected surprises today! TNA XPLOSION!!First, we need a better name than "Xplosion". So that's a priority. Second, we're doing two one-hour tapings, so that way we have a little more content to show our prospective networks. Third, we got rid of the stupid mood lighting. It was stupid when they used to do it for Sin Cara matches, and it was stupid to do it for Xplosion. We got rid of that immediately.As for Xplosion itself, we needed something big for these two shows. First of which was the introduction of the Xplosion GM Freddy Knox, who promised that Xplosion would be more than just a second-rate show. It was to be the home of high-flying, hard-hitting action! And starting tonight, Xplosion will be the home of a new championship..... the Wrestler's Choice Championship. Whoever holds the title will be able to determine the stipulation of their title matches, and the inaugural champion will be decided in a huge battle royal! The crowd cheers wildly at this, while I hope that this idea doesn't backfire right away. The second are a fresh set of commentators, as Angelina Love joins Mike Tenay Sonjay Dutt vs. Tigre Uno The first match of the new Xplosion is one that is quickly becoming a staple of TNA, that being an X-Division Match. Sonjay Dutt comes down doing the Sprinkler once more, while Tigre Uno is looking to get back in the title hunt after losing his X-Division Title to Trevor Lee back at Bound For Glory. The desire to get his title back leads to several mistakes, including a suicide dive that ends with Tigre crashing and burning against the guardrail. Tigre tries to recover, but Sonjay smells blood in the water, taking Tigre down with an STO before scaling the ropes, coming down with a picture-perfect Hindu Press to get the three count. Sonjay continues to do the Sprinkler to the delight of the fans, while I still try to convince him to bring the Guru character back.Another hype video for "Samson". That's okay, you have your little pet projects Corgan. I have mine.As we come back, The Dollhouse are in the ring, all of them making their angriest faces as Taryn takes the microphone. She talks about how last week's Impact was a travesty, as the Knockouts Title was taken from them and given to that witch Gail Kim. Jade seems particularly upset as Taryn talks about the KO Title, before demanding Gail come out right now and give her back the title. Instead of Gail, it's Brooke who comes out and challenges Taryn to a match. Taryn looks to accept, but Jade holds up a hand, stating that she can take care of this. Taryn looks surprised, but allows it to happen as Brooke gets in the ring.Jade w/ The Dollhouse vs. Brooke If we're being nice, Brooke put up a strong fight tonight. If we're being truthful, Jade whoops Brooke's ass from pillar to post for practically the entire match. Taryn and the rest of the Dollhouse look shocked as Jade wrestles with an intensity we haven't seen, nearly getting the victory with a Northern Lights Suplex, but Brooke gets the shoulder up. Brooke tries to fight back, but a superkick sends Brooke down to the mat, and an impressive Corkscrew Moonsault called the Jade Kiss gets the victory. Taryn, Marti, and Rebel enter the ring, all impressed as Jade shoves Brooke out of the ring. The Dollhouse celebrate as Jade throws one last look over to Brooke, a smile on her face.Davey Richards w/ Eddie Edwards vs. Kenny King w/ Homicide To wrap up this episode, we have a special treat, as TNA Tag Champ Davey Richards goes solo against the Beatdown Clan's Kenny King. Both men bring back up to this, which serves to keep things on a playing field while the two put on a clinic. King even gets to look like a competent wrestler for once! On commentary, Angelina roots for Davey (gee, wonder why?) as King continues to push the advantage, looking to wear down Richards for the Coronation. King believes it's over, hoisting Richards onto his shoulders, only to be surprised by a crucifix bomb! King bounces off the mat as Richards hops to his feet, connecting with a stunning kick that sends King collapsing into the ropes. Richards tries to push the advantage, but Homicide pulls his stablemate to the outside, only to be taken out with a suicide dive! King and 'Cide both go down before Richards tosses King back into the ring, looking to finish things off with the Double Stomp. Homicide hops onto the apron, looking to distract Richards, but Eddie Edwards is there to pull him off the apron and deliver a rolling elbow.Inside the ring, Richards leaps off the ropes as King rolls out of the way. Rather than crashing and burning, Richards rolls through the move, only to be sent into the turnbuckle from a dropkick. King hoists him onto the turnbuckle, looking to deliver the Coronation once again, but Richards lands on his feet, delivering a knee into the gut before plating him with the DR Driver! Edwards prevents Homicide from interfering as Richards makes the cover, getting the win in an absolutely incredible main event!Richards and Edwards celebrate the victory as Homicide pulls King out of the ring, vowing revenge on the two as Xplosion fades out.TNA XPLOSION!
You guys will read the spoilers on FAN anyways, so I might as well give you the rundown for what happened. We're still trying to find a better name, so if you have any suggestions, please let me know. Corgan suggested "Revolution," so we're really desperate for names. C'mon y'all, help a brother out.
To start, Freddy Knox comes out once more, welcoming the crowd to another exciting episode of Xplosion. He mentions that tonight is all about gold, as we'll see X-Division Champion Trevor Lee defend his title, as well as the battle royal to determine the first TNA Wrestler's Choice Champion. However, the champ won't have time to rest on his laurels, as he will have his first defense at Genesis! Knox isn't forthcoming about the challenger, merely stating that he'll scour the globe to ensure that the Wrestler's Choice Title is held by the best! Knox thanks us for our time before passing by X-Division Champ Trevor Lee, exchanging a handshake before joining Mike Tenay for commentary.
X-Division Title Match Trevor Lee (c) vs. PJ Black The match looks like it could headline a GFW event, as both men are holdouts from the invasion a month ago. Black and Lee exchange a handshake, showing off sportsmanship before the bell rings. What follows is an absolutely tremendous match, especially since we're trying to build up the X-Division from the dead state it was in a few weeks ago. Black is looking for his second taste of TNA gold, having held the King of the Mountain Title before, while Lee continues to show why he may go down as one of the great X-Division Champions. The match resembles matches of old, with the competitors spending more time flying through the air than wrestling on the mat. Black is hungry for the victory, taking Lee down with a superplex before pointing towards the turnbuckle.
Black scales the ropes, leaping off with the 450 Splash, but Lee raises the knees just in time to drive the air out of Black's lungs. Lee slowly gets to his feet as Black still struggles to recover, never seeing the Kill Shot Knee until it's too late. Fun story, Davey and Zema Ion were watching this backstage with me, and immediately screamed "BOMA YE!" as Trevor delivered the knee. Zema even did Nakamura's pose afterwards, which got a good laugh from everyone. Trevor gets the victory, and I start to wonder if we can rebuild our relationship with New Japan.
Before the battle royal begins, we get an interview with Drew Galloway. Drew talks about how close he came to becoming the TNA Champion, how he was one second away from beating Ethan Carter III, and how that makes him hungrier than he was. But before he can challenge the champion, he has to finish his business with Eli Drake once and for all. Galloway states that he thought of Drake as a friend, as someone he could trust, but ever since Drake turned his back on him, Galloway can't ignore him any longer. He doesn't care if he has to go through Cage, one way or another, he will stand tall.
Wrestler's Choice Title Match BATTLE ROYAL Rather than have all ten men in the ring at once, we start with two men and get a new one every ninety seconds. The first man in is Eli Drake, who no doubt heard Galloway's words, walking to the ring with a snarl on his face. Robbie E is number two, fist pumping in excitement down the ramp. Drake and Robbie stay equal, both men trying to soften the other for elimination. Drake gets an assist as Brian Cage is number three, both men looking to eliminate the Jersey standout. Robbie finds himself hanging on for dear life before being rescued by Brett Ryder at number four. What follows loks like a tornado tag match, as Drake and Cage find themselves at odds with the Jersey Shore Crew. However, it's bad news for Robbie, as former Bro Mans partner Jessie Godderz comes out at number five. Godderz makes a beeline for Robbie, locking in the Adonis Crab while Cage and Drake work over Ryder. Cage delivers a thunderous powerbomb, all but taking Ryder out of the match as Drake joins Jessie in working over Robbie. The Jersey loudmouth is once again saved as his former partner Zema Ion is number six. Ion heads straight for Godderz, still remembering the vicious way Godderz ended the Bro Mans as he delivers a springboard dropkick. Robbie tries to help out Ryder, but the attack is too much, causing him to be eliminated.
Robbie E is eliminated
Ryder finds himself on the defensive once again, struggling to stay alive against the power of Cage and Drake. Tommaso Ciampa makes his appearance at number seven, tackling Cage immediately while Drake tries to eliminate Ryder. He's only able to get a leg over before a back elbow causes him to stumble backwards. A Rough Ryder gives him a much needed breather while Cage and Tommaso continue to trade blows. Godderz seems to have recovered from the initial attack, looking to wear down his former DJ, but the appearance of Al Snow at ringside draws his attention. Jessie takes time to hurl insults at his opponent for Genesis, only to turn around and be blasted with a Chuck Kick that sends him to the outside.
Jessie Godderz is eliminated.
Jessie is stunned on the outside before screaming in rage, pointing at Ion and Snow in a threatening manner before storming to the back, passing Crimson along the way. Crimson focuses on the weakened Ryder, peppering him with rights and lefts before hitting the Red Alert. From there, Ryder's out of it, getting tossed over.
Brett Ryder is eliminated.
Crimson turns his attention to a recovering Drake, connecting with a clothesline before being taken down by a crossbody from Zema Ion. Meanwhile, Ciampa and Cage continue to trade blows, coming dangerously close to the ropes. A right hand is blocked by Cage, who connects with a headbutt that stuns the Sicilian Psycopath. Cage rushes forward with a clothesline, but Tommaso grabs on, sending both men over the top!
Brian Cage and Tommaso Ciampa are eliminated
The field is cut down to four as Aiden O'Shea enters at number nine. O'Shea heads for Drake, only to be caught with a low blow as Drake struggles to stay in the match. Crimson and Zema are still going at it, with Zema trying to keep the big man down on the mat any way he can. A basement dropkick stuns him long enough for Zema to deliver a running double knee strike that I'm later told is called Bible Black. I'm also told that it is an anime that no one should ever watch ever. Weird.
Zema looks to finish things off with a 450 Splash, but Drake shakes the top rope, causing Zema to crotch himself. A right hand is all it takes to send him off the turnbuckles and onto the floor for elimination.
DJ Zema Ion is eliminated
As the clock reaches :20, Drake and Crimson turn their attention to Aiden O'Shea, pummeling him in the corner before another Red Alert. As the clock reaches :02, Drake and Crimson toss O'Shea out of the ring.
Aiden O'Shea is eliminated.
And then the lights die out.
The crowd is abuzz, waiting for something to happen until....
"Oh my God."
{Spoiler} The lights come back on as PRINCE DEVITT stands in the ring, staring at his two opponents. The crowd goes wild as the three have a staredown, neither man moving. Crimson is the first, rushing at Devitt only to be sidestepped. As Crimson bounces off the ropes, Devitt rushes in with a leaping elbow, sending the big man over the ropes. Crimson is eliminatedDevitt turns his attention to Drake, the first man in the battle royal. With a small nod, Devitt takes off his jacket, and that's when Drake strikes. Drake backs Devitt into the corner, throwing wild rights and lefts as Devitt covers up as best as he can. Drake catches him off-guard with a knee strike, driving the wind out of Devitt's body before throwing him over the ropes. Drake begins celebrating, not noticing Devitt hanging on as he skins the cat, landing back inside. Drake is perched on the turnbuckles, wildly gesturing to himself as Devitt rushes forward, using the ropes as a springboard before delivering a dropkick that sends Drake crashing to the floor outside! Eli Drake is eliminated
Drake is on the floor, absolutely stunned as Prince Devitt poses in the ring, having won the Wrestler's Choice Championship in his first match! The crowd is going crazy as Freddy Knox rises from his position on commentary, clapping his hands in appreciation. Knox enters the ring, shaking hands with Devitt before grabbing a mic. Knox congratulates Devitt on a hard-fought victory, mentioning that even though he came last, he fought tough competition to claim the title. And while Knox would love to award him the belt here and now, he's sure that there's someone else who would love this honor. "WOOOOOOO!!"The sounds of "Also Sprach Zarathustra" ring out as The Nature Boy himself, Ric Flair makes his way to the ring. The corwd cheers wildly as Flair bows towards them before climbing the steel steps and entering the ring. Flair shakes Devitt's hand and presents him with the Wrestler's Choice Championship before stepping back. Devitt raises the belt to cheers from the crowd as Xplosion draws to a close.
So yeah. We had to go big on our last show to ensure that we put on a worthy show for our potential networks. The decision to hire them wasn't an easy one, especially with the history behind Flair and his last stint. But we were able to get him for a steal, especially after agreeing to a few requests and dropping our lawsuit against him. Like we would survive before that case was settled.
As for Devitt, it was an easier sell, but just as hard. Thankfully for us, the Network hasn't been as popular as many thought it would be, as profits have been low since it's inception. Cuts had to be made, and poor Triple H had a choice: lose the Performance Center, or the NXT roster. He couldn't exactly get rid of a building, so he was forced to let them go in what many called "The biggest release in history." So with many of them looking for a job, and since we're in Florida as well, it coincided perfectly. We almost lost him to ROH, but Davey and Eddie reached out to him immediately and were able to convince him to sign a six month deal. Thankfully Devitt is still allowed to work in the States, as are a few other hirings. Looks like that deal with New Japan might be a possibility after all.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Aug 8, 2015 9:25:12 GMT -5
Crimson gets frustrated enough to hop the barricade and approach Shera, only to be swarmed by the crowd and forced to dance as well! Amazing. Shera might be the GOAT.
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Aug 13, 2015 3:00:13 GMT -5
TNA "Creative" Meeting, Wednesday, November 11, 3:00It's two hours until showtime. We have a tentative card, but I want to go over a few things with the boys before we have it finalized. All I gotta do is finish this meeting and I can give Ethan the rundown. Sure, Corgan is giving me dirty looks during his little speech, but whatever. And yet, I can't help but stare at Bob Carter in the corner, twiddling his thumbs. As if he's waiting for something. We manage to finalize the card for tonight, our first new show in a freaking month (not counting Xplosion). Sure, some guys gotta sit out, but we've got another show to showcase them on. Everything seems done, and that's when Bob clears his throat. Bob: "Actually folks, if you don't mind, I'd like to say something." You can hear a pin drop as everyone looks forward. Bob: "Now, it's been well over ten years since Panda Energy purchased this company. There's been good times and bad, and gosh darn it, I've had a hell of a time getting to know the people that work here. Which is why it's hard to say this, but Panda Energy is no longer associated with TNA Wrestling. We're selling the company.Now, before you folks start to worry, you're still employed. I've talked personally with the new owner, and he has assured me that he will honor all contracts and agreements. There's still some minor details we need to work out, so the deal isn't finalized just yet. But before the month is over, you will all have a new boss." I felt my jaw hit the floor and a sinking feeling in my gut. I didn't have an actual finalized contract. I was still looked at as an intern. Shit shit shit shit shit. Bob: "I know my daughter Dixie is still involved with the company, and the storylines that you're doing. And I know that she enjoys being in front of the crowd. But after that maniac Bully Ray broke her back, I knew I had to put my foot down. I'm sorry if this is forcing you to change your plans, but the Carters' will not be associated with TNA after this month." With a tip of his hat, Bob would walk out of the meeting room, leaving the rest of us stunned. I don't think any of us said a word for a solid minute, the five of us just sitting there in stunned silence before Lagana broke the silence. "Well, shit." Shit indeed. {Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler} So yeah. Next update will be sometime next week. Going to be away from the computer for a few days, but wanted to give you guys a nice little teaser.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Sept 6, 2015 17:13:53 GMT -5
It's three in the morning and I have a hell of a headache. Why? Let's take you back. About twelve hours ago, I found out that TNA Wrestling would finally be sold to a mysterious investor. Normally that would be cause for celebration, but I'm still under an intern contract. I don't know if I'll even have a job by this time next week, so I panicked. I tried looking for Dixie to try and fix that situation, but she was nowhere to be found. So, with the threat of termination looming over me, I decided to grab a drink with the Wolves and Brian Cage. We got to talking about PWG, the drinks kept flowing, and before I knew it I was completely hammered. I guess I put the moves on our waitress and hired her on the spot, after saying "Those sonsabitches are gonna fire me anyway, screw 'em!" So, that's a thing. Anyay, it's three, The Wolves are passed out in my living room, Cage is making something in my kitchen and there's a woman in my bed. I think it's the waitress.... at least, I'm sure it is. "What happened?"Cage: "You're gonna want to sit down. Corgan ran the show tonight. And Xplosion." Oh dear God no- BILLY CORGAN PRESENTS TNA WRESTLING YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!
WHAT'S UP THIS IS BILLY CORGAN AND THIS IS TNA! SCREW WWE, SCREW NXT, THIS IS WRESTLING YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!
- PJ Black vs. Tigre Uno: These flippy dudes are alright for the opening match. I mean, the crowd was cheering because of my genius, but these guys were alright. That tiger-dude was flying all over the place, bouncing up and down, I tell you, I'm glad I thought of all this. Black starting bleeding from a kick to the mouth about halfway through the match, but fought through the pain! EXTREME!! Uno tried to hit a crossbody, but Black caught him with a dropkick in mid-air! YEAH! A 450 Splash brought an end to all this. 5 Stars for being EXTREME!! - So we go backstage and Freddy Knox is backstage with Rockstar Spud. They're having a conversation about the dumb Five Chances At Glory match, and Spud says he wants a warm-up before he competes for that stupid prize thing. So Knox is like "sure dude" and puts him in a match with Crimson. Laaaaaaame.
- You know what's not lame though? That Tiger dude! And he's super angry about losing again. I would be too if I lost, but I never do, so it's all cool. DJ Zema makes the mistake of getting in his way, and the Tiger shoves him out of the way before storming off. YEAH! JAWS OF THE JAGUAR BABY!
Wait, he's not a Jaguar? WELL HE IS NOW! GIMMICK CHANGE!
- Crimson beat Spud after Bram interfered. Then Bram got ran of by Mr. Anderson, and I had the brilliant idea of making that the main event! YEAH!
- So then we had the Beatdown Clan come out for their tag team match. Their opponent? EVERYONE'S FAVORITE MAHABALI SHERA! DANCE PARTY!!!!!!!!!
Shera made his way through the crowd, dancing along the way before stopping at the ramp, revealing his tag team partner TJ Perkins. Not as exciting as MAHABOLLYWOOD SHERA, but it's alright. He danced too. Unfortunately the power of dance wasn't strong in Perkins, since he got planted with the Gringo Cutter for the three.
- Going to the Knockouts Division, we have Gail Kim vs. Marti Belle. The ref would eject Jade and Taryn from ringside, leaving Rebel to help out. Fat load of good she did, since Gail hit Eat Defeat for the win. Rebel tried to attack, but she too would Eat Defeat. That's a pun, folks. Man I'm funny.
- James Storm was giving an interview when Bobby Roode made his return! Title shot to the back of the head! Storm crumples to the floor as Roode stands over him, seething with anger. Wow, this could be good.
- Some dude named Tomasso got his butt handed to him by Low-Ki. That double stomp is brutal.
- We got an interview with Ethan Carter III, who swore that he would end Jeff Hardy's title hopes at Genesis. He used some big words, but that was pretty much what he meant.
- And in our main event that I booked because I'm brilliant, Mr. Anderson beat Bram in an absolute six star match. There was a big brawl to close the show, which is amazing because it builds drama! Which I did single-handedly because I'm way better than that stupid intern. Take notes, buddy.
After that was a fifteen minute intermission while people bought food and merchandise and stuff. And then.....
BILLY CORGAN PRESENTS XPLOSIONS AND FIREWORKS AND WRESTLING YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Huh, never worked this show. Ah well. It should be fine.
- So apparently we hired Ric Flair! Cool! And Flair came out to introduce his daughter Ashley. Who wrestles. Huh, I thought David was the one who wrestles. Weird.
- Well Ashley definitely can wrestle, since she beat the heck out of Marti Belle. Taryn looked upset after the loss while Ashley and Ric celebrated her first TNA win. Good for her.
- Now we have a video for MAHABALI SHERA! DANCE EVERYBODY! WOOOOOOO!
- Well if the Dollhouse were angry about Marti's loss, they certainly took it out on Kong from behind. Marti was forced to do a lot of the attack to make up for her recent loss, but Jade looked downright violent. Oh man. Brutal.
- Eli Drake beat Robbie E in a match inspired by the battle royal last week. Three stars bro.
- Freddy Knox came out and said that since Crimson beat Spud, he would get the first shot at a Wrestler's Choice Title, which would be tonight. Cool.
- We got an interview with Horror Show, who vowed to win the TNA Titles from The Wolves. Hey, where are those guys anyway?
- Tyrus beat DJ Zema Ion. Very few cared. Two stars.
- We got an interview with Jeff Hardy about his opponent EC3. Jeff talks about how he's held the TNA Title before, and he would love nothing more than to win the belt again and shut EC3 up once and for all.
- Because I can't find the Wolves or Cage anywhere, Mr. Anderson pulls double duty and takes on Jessie Godderz. Anderson wins after reversing the Adonis Crab into a roll up for the victory. Anderson was tired, so two and a half stars.
- And in the main event, Prince Devitt (who?) beat Crimson in a tables match. Crimson tried a superplex, but Devitt shoved him down onto the table. When it didn't break, he came off with a double stomp that ended up breaking the table. Four stars, I guess. It was pretty cool.
And that's the end of Billy Corgan's Super Awesome Wrestling Week. Someone tell the intern we don't need him anymore. I just saved TNA Wrestling.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Nov 11, 2015 17:44:09 GMT -5
All I wanted was a chance to get into wrestling. That's all I wanted. Hell, I remember watching TNA on FSN at 3:00 in the afternoon, back when it was new and exciting. And I figured that if I could work there, then that would be the pinnacle for me as a wrestling fan.
And yet that bastard Corgan is making me want to look for employment elsewhere.
After The Wolves split, Cage and I went to the nearest Ihop to try and make sense of what Corgan had booked. The biggest issue was Devitt defending his belt, since I had been promised that we would get that on the PPV. It's not just letting down Devitt and Crimson, I was also worried that America One and WGN would feel as though we couldn't deliver on what we promised. I'd have to talk with Fergal later today to see just what the hell happened.
But first, I needed to take care of the woman still sleeping in my bed.
"So, uh....."
"Alexia"
"Right, right. Alexia. Um.... what happened last night? I got a little drunk-"
Alexia: "A little? That's an understatement. I gave you five Long Islands and an AMF."
"AMF?"
Alexia: Adios Motherf***er.
Ah. Well that made sense.
"So-"
Alexia: "Hey, you're taking me to the show, right?"
The show?
Alexia: "You told me about your friends and the wrestling and all that, and I wanna see it. Can I?"
"Uh....."
Alexia: "Great! I'll get ready."
....... what the hell just happened?
Thankfully it's just a house show tonight. I'm surprised that we're doing one, given that we're still stuck on YouTube, but after being told that we might have to do a lot more, it makes sense. Alexia seemed a little bored seeing me do the pre-production, so she went ahead and joined the Knockouts for a bit. After wrapping up the meeting and going over the run sheet one final time, I found Alexia in the ring with Gail, going through a few motions. I had to admit, she looked pretty good in there. A little green, but definitely someone who could develop into something great given the time to develop.
Alexia: "Hey sweetie! Gail here is teaching me the basics."
Gail: "I figured she should get all the training she could get, given that she's gonna debut soon."
DEBUT?!
Alexai: "I'm so nervous. It's exciting knowing that it's only one month away."
Gail: "Don't worry. Just try to relax, breathe, and trust your opponent. You'll be fine."
Debut?! I barely met her yesterday, and now she's gonna eb on television? Whoever this new boss was, he would have my ass for sure.
Okay, breathe. Sure, the woman you slept with last night now has a contract, and Corgan booked the last two shows before the PPV, and there's gonna be a new boss, but.... no, I'm pretty screwed right now. At least things can't get too much worse.
"Abyss is injured?!"
F*** me. There goes one of the matches at Genesis.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Nov 11, 2015 20:05:07 GMT -5
Right. Backstory.
In their infinite wisdom, someone in the front office pitched Tigre Uno (why is he called The Jaguar now?) taking on Abyss in a Monster's Ball Match at Genesis. They planned this match out since JULY, and word is this would help elevate Tigre into a more legitimate threat. With his history down in Mexico, it seemed like a great idea. However, TNA being TNA, we let him wrestle for other promotions during this downtime. He hadn't been featured much, so it made sense.
And now I'm on the phone with someone from FWE while he explains to me what the hell happened.
It seems that Abyss was taking on Matt Hardy in a Street Fight when he blew out his knee during the Black Hole Slam. The match was called then and there, and paramedics rushed to the ring. They say he'll make a full recovery, but word is he won't return until AT LEAST 2017. A full sixteen months, if we're that lucky.
If there's one silver lining to any of this, it's that FWE is more than willing to make it up to us. They've sent some of their wrestlers to us in the past, like Tomasso and Sabian, and we've sent guys like Joey Ryan and PJ Black there recently. Aside from this, we've had a great relationship with them, and they want to continue that relationship.
Thankfully, they have just the individuals I'm looking for. Now it's just a matter of if they're willing to work with us.
Thankfully I was able to get a meeting with the three wrestlers I had in mind. If everything worked out like I'd hoped, then Genesis would really feel like a beginning. True, there would be some reshuffling, but ever since Abyss's injury made waves people were expecting change.
Still, it felt strange sitting across from wrestlers I grew up watching. Not to say they're old or that I'm extremely young, but to go from watching them on television to sitting across the table from them, it was a little overwhelming. I just had to play it cool.
"I understand your hesitation on working Genesis, but I can promise you that things have changed. This isn't the same TNA that it was two years ago, or even six months ago. We've started to find our footing again after a long time, and we're making some changes."
One: "I hear what you're saying, and I've managed to see some of the stuff you're doing lately. It's not bad, but that wasn't the problem we had. It was backstage."
Two: "After the way things went down last time, we're just not 100% ready to join, you know?"
"I completely understand. I've only been with the company for two months myself, but the atmosphere has changed drastically. Ever since our deal with Destination America ended, we've all been clawing and fighting to get back on television. TNA was on primetime a year ago, and now we're stuck on YouTube. I realize that doesn't exactly make things appealing to you, but it's because we're on YouTube that we've bonded together. I know that every one in the back deserves better than YouTube, they deserve the national spotlight. They deserve to be looked at the same way people looked at NXT until October.
I know you guys have had bad experiences. Hell, I'd understand if you said no. You're probably more likely to make a lot of money on the indies than if you tie yourselves to TNA. But I'm offering you national exposure. Worldwide exposure. Introducing you to fans that might not see your work otherwise. I know you have a show with PWG on Saturday, and that alone gives you more exposure. But would people in Australia or Ireland get a real chance to see it? Unless they're already fans, I'd say no. Trust me gentlemen, YouTube alone won't get you more exposure than television.
If it's contracts, I'll personally work those out myself. You'll still be able to work indies, you'd be allowed to finish out your remaining dates, hell, we'll work out a deal with PWG so you can appear on their DVD's if you want. This isn't the old guard anymore gentlemen. We know what you're worth, and we're willing to work out a deal that benefits everyone."
Two of them looked a little doubtful, still not sure if they would sign or not. Fortunately, the third individual was all smiles.
Three: "I'll admit, that's a hell of a sales pitch. Better than I've heard from TNA in the past. You let me finish up with PWG, and I'll be there Sunday."
Maybe it was the fact that their friend signed, but I sensed a change in the other two's expression.
One: "We'd have to finish up elsewhere as well. We do have a storyline in play."
"I understand. Like I said, we're more than willing to work with you."
Two: "It just seems a bit odd that you'd try to go for ROH guys. I mean, aren't we competition?"
"You are. ROH is probably our biggest competition here, especially since you're on television and we aren't. But AXS only reaches so many homes. We're trying to find a channel that will allow us into every home in America."
One: "And if you end up on a channel like AXS?"
"Then we'll work our asses off and make the bigger channels notice us."
At that, they both laughed.
One: "At least you're honest. I like that."
Two: "Like Paul said, let us work Saturday, and we'll be there. I don't know how we're gonna break it to Hunter."
"I'll personally take care of it myself. Let him know that we really don't mean harm."
Two: "He might not take it that way."
I had to admit, I agreed. What I was proposing was essentially a talent raid. Not a huge one, but they'd definitely feel it.
"I'll do what I can to make it up to him. I have a decent enough amount of pull in the office."
For how long, I'm not sure. But if I said that, they'd walk away immediately.
With smiles, we all shook hands as we parted ways. As soon as they left I immediately reveled in getting to meet three wrestlers I practically worshiped during my teen years. To meet them all like I just did, it was beyond my wildest dreams.
Composing myself, I grabbed my cell phone and made a call.
"Davey, it's Hayden. Listen, tell the office I found an opponent for Tigre Uno. And also mention the tag title match is now a four way."
I could practically see his confused face as he asked me who they were.
"You won't believe me when I tell you."
And I was right. He didn't. Not until he called them to confirm.
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Post by SAJ Forth on Dec 6, 2015 22:56:29 GMT -5
Great stuff here.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Dec 14, 2015 21:37:29 GMT -5
Going over the card one last time, I can't help but feel nervous. We're so close, so desperately close, and tonight could be just what we need to get back on television. I've talked to the wrestlers, I've worked out the endings to certain matches, and we've discussed how we're going to move things forward whether we get TV or not. This sort of planning seems to foreign for TNA, but what can I say? The times are changing. Alexia's here in the back with me, taking it all in. I've managed to convince her to push back her debut while she's still in training, so that's a plus. Thankfully no one has caught on that we're sort of a couple, or that she's even on the payroll. That should worry me, but I'm more than happy to keep it under wraps for now. Or at least until I meet this new boss. 4:58, 4:59...... 5:00. It's go time. TNA WRESTLING AND UNDER ARMOUR PRESENT GENESIS"I Hate You Billy Corgan" Irish Street Fight Aiden O'Shea vs. Pat Kenney Because I want Corgan's crap over and done with early, we have Aiden O'Shea taking on Pat Kenney in an Irish Street Fight. Why this match was made, I'll never know, but we might as well try to turn this into a positive. Thankfully Kenney's in a street fight, so any (read: all) weaknesses are hidden by chair shots. Lots of painful chair shots. Aiden pulls out a shillelagh, because "Irish", and does his damnedest to cave Kenney's skull in. It looks like the end after a lariat that damn near takes Kenney's head off, but Aiden's not done. Setting up a table, Aiden picks Kenney up and delivers a running Splash Mountain Powerbomb through the wood for the decisive three. Maybe not the best opener to start with, but the fans seem to enjoy it. Especially Aiden delivering that powerbomb. Woof.TNA X-Division Title Match Trevor Lee (c) vs. Rashad CameronBecause I don't hate the TNA fans (who look suspiciously like the Full Sail crowd....), we're throwing out the X-Division match right away. Realistically we've not done the best in building up challengers, since we've been trying to repair the damage literally everywhere else, but thankfully the fans aren't too critical of Cameron getting an automatic title shot. Hopefully in the future we fix things like this. Maybe even have actual storylines as well.As for the match, Cameron puts up a strong fight, stronger than many of Trevor's opponents in the past. A running powerslam gets a two, as does a top rope hurricanrana. The crowd starts to get behind Trevor, willing him to power through a chinlock and reverse it into a backdrop driver. Trevor tries going for the Kill Shot Knee, but Cameron manages to counter it into a Blue Thunder Bomb for two. Sensing the end is near, Cameron goes to the top, looking to finish things off with a moonsault. However, Trevor gets to his feet just in time, crotching Cameron on the top rope. Trevor climbs the turnbuckles, looking out into the crowd for a moment before connecting with an avalanche Orange Crush that gets him the victory. "I Still Hate You Billy Corgan" Hardcore Match Mahabali Shera vs. Tommy Dreamer Can you tell I hate this? Because having to go through with the matches that THEY PROMOTED ALL THE WAY BACK IN JULY AND HAVE TO GO THROUGH WITH FOR SOME F***ING REASON is kinda killing me. And by "kinda", I mean it's slowly chipping away at my soul. Hopefully I won't have to continue promoting crap like this much longer. But enough of my ranting. As I slowly sip on my whiskey and resign myself to watching the monitor, Dreamer makes his way down to the ring to a good amount of cheers. It's funny how the same crowd that cheers for Dreamer and chants "ECW" didn't do the same for Pat Kenney earlier. Guess they weren't Simon Diamond fans.And now IT'S THE MAHABALI SHERA #DANCEPARTY!! Shera immediately jumps into the crowd and begins to dance, looking to get the party started. The crowd's enjoying it, Shera's enjoying it, Dreamer's enjoying it as well.... and there's the cane shot, and now I'm enjoying it! It is a hardcore match, so Dreamer proceeds to beat Shera like he stole something. Dreamer takes him all through the crowd, connecting with cane shots every once in a while. As they get near the announce booth, Dreamer takes a wild swing, only for Shera to duck out of the way as the cane connects with Matthews! There is a God, and he is just! As Dinero and medical personnel check on Josh, Shera takes the advantage, ramming Dreamer into the barricade. Shera makes sure to give a few more shots before tossing him into the ring, taking a chair.What follows is an impressive mugging from Shera, including a spinebuster onto the chair that almost gets the three. Dreamer tries to rally back, connecting with the drop toehold into the steel chair, but Shera powers out. Then, in a move that I will never forgive Billy Corgan for, Bram and Crimson make a surprise appearance by attacking Shera. They set up a table, looking for the move that is definitely not the 3D, but reinforcements come in the form of TJ Perkins and Aiden O'Shea. Perkins manages to take Bram out of the equation with a springboard dropkick, while Aiden nearly takes Crimson's head off with a brutal lariat. Dreamer connects with a cane shot to Perkins, but misses wildly at Aiden before being scooped up and planted through the table by Shera! Shera gets the pin as Aiden stands guard, ensuring that no one interferes.Full Metal Mayhem Tigre Uno Extreme Jaguar vs. Mystery Opponent
I ended up being told all of this later, but apparently Uno's going by "Extreme Jaguar" now. Terrific. Anyway, the crowd was pretty receptive to the new look that Jaguar had, so I guess it worked out. Even better, the crowd went batshit crazy when the mystery opponent was announced as Paul London, who showed up in full spaceman attire. London proceeded to cut a small promo, putting forward his "Interstellar Traveler" persona before declaring that Jaguar truly was a star, and like all stars, he would indeed burn out tonight. Jaguar didn't take too kindly to the spaceman's proclamations, taking him down with a diving plancha to start the match. From there, the duo proceeded to put on a fantastic match. London continues to anger Jaguar with his antics, further taking punishment from the increasingly sadistic luchador. Jaguar delivers a chain-assisted Sole Food, as well as a Coast to Coast emphasized with a steel chair, but is unable to put away London. Jaguar looks to deliver a superkick, but London ducks underneath before connecting with a glove slap that momentarily stuns Jaguar. After realizing he was disrespected, Jaguar flew into a blind rage, leading him to making mistakes as he seeks vengeance. London gets bloodied after a rocker dropper onto a steel chair, but quickly returns the favor with a chair-assisted dropsault. The mask of Jaguar is torn as London continues to attack the wound, the Interstellar Traveler seemingly crazed at the sight of his blood. London tries to finish the match with the London Calling, but Jaguar gets his knees up at the last second. As London tries to get to his feet, Jaguar connects with a brutal chair shot that leaves London out cold, followed by the Sabertooth Splash for the victory. Afterwards, Jaguar continued to attack London with everything not nailed down, choking him with the edge of a steel chair before being pulled off by security. Jaguar would try to claw his way back to the ring until disappearing behind the curtain. TNA Knockouts Title Match Gail Kim (c) vs. Taryn w/ The Dollhouse Surprise, surprise, Taryn shows up with The Dollhouse in tow. Gail looks slightly nervous until backup comes in the form of Awesome Kong and Ashley Flair. With the threat of the Dollhouse slightly neutralized, Gail and Taryn have a pretty damn good match. Gail is still better inside the ring, but Taryn is vastly improving inside the ring. And she's more than willing to cheat, which does help matters. Case in point: Gail looks to have the victory after planting her with Eat Defeat, but Jade and Marti pull Taryn out of the ring to safety. Kong and Ashley look to get the action back inside the ring, but Taryn stands up to them, daring them to hit her. After seeing their hesitation, Taryn slaps Kong across the face, daring Kong to hit her. Instead, it's Gail connecting with a baseball slide that sends Taryn to the outside. Getting back into the ring, Gail looks to hit Eat Defeat again, but Taryn manages to avoid at every turn. Gail tries for the Sharpshooter, but Taryn manages to roll her up for two. Taryn tries to end things with a Diving Bulldog, but Gail counters into a vicious backbreaker. Gail tries for the Sharpshooter once again, but Tayrn kicks her off. Gail tries rushing forward, but Jade trips her up. Kong and Ashley immediately swarm the Dollhouse, leading to a brawl on the outside. The ref has a hard time trying to control the chaos, never noticing Jade slip into the ring with the Knockout's Title. Jade goes for Gail, but accidentally hits Taryn instead after Gail pulls her into the path. Gail tosses Jade to the outside as the ref gets order, making sure to count the pinfall. Gail, Kong, and Ashley celebrate inside the ring while The Dollhouse head to the back, Jade shooting daggers at Gail the entire time. Five Chances At Glory Elimination Match Low Ki vs. Bram vs. TJ Perkins vs. Rockstar Spud vs. Mahabali Shera Shera's still feeling the effects of his match against Dreamer, which means he's the prime target for Low Ki and Bram. Spud and Perkins do their best to try and help, but Bram attacks with a particular viciousness that seemingly no one can stop. Strangely enough, the only time he breaks is when someone attempts a pinfall or has a submission locked in; no one get's more than 2 1/4 before Bram attacks. Within minutes, Shera struggles to get to his feet, only to be planted with the Bright Side of Suffering. Rather than pin him, Bram kicks Shera to the outside before turning his attention into the ring. Low Ki has been struggling against the tandem of Perkins and Spud, who work together surprisingly well. A double dropkick takes Low Ki down, only for Bram to attack Spud from behind. They split off into Perkins vs. Low Ki and Spud vs. Bram, with Low Ki and Spud fighting from behind. Spud tries to go for the UnderDog, but Bram crotches him on the ropes before hitting him with a nasty forearm. From there, the Brighter Side of Suffering takes Spud out. Rockstar Spud is eliminated.Bram turns his attention to Perkins and Ki, taking them both down with a double clothesline. Bram tries to finish things quickly with a Bright Side of Suffering on Perkins, but a roundhouse kick from Low Ki has him out on his feet. Perkins hits a Northern Lights Suplex, followed by a double foot stomp from Low Ki for the pinfall. Bram is eliminated.Perkins and Low Ki square off, both men proceeding to have a blistering duel. Perkins shows off a wide array of moves that leave fans speechless, including a standing Blockbuster and a Blue Thunder Bomb that nearly gets the three. Perkins tries to go for his double chickenwing gutbuster, but Low Ki counters into a rollup that only gets two. As he pops up, Ki connects with a roundhouse kick, only to be taken down by a clothesline from the recovered Shera. Shera hits the Rydeen Bomb on Low Ki, but gets caught with a basement superkick by Perkins. Perkins goes to the top, only to be met by Shera. The two battle on the top rope before a right hand stuns Perkins, Shera getting him in position for a superplex. Low Ki connects with a hard forearm to Shera's back before positioning himself, lifting him in a powerbomb position. Perkins leaps off with double knees as Low Ki powerbombs him, both men making the cover for the three. Mahabali Shera is eliminated.Both men get to their feet, eyeing one another before rushing forward. The two proceed to pick up where they left off, looking to get the job done. Perkins manages to duck underneath a roundhouse kick before lifting Low Ki onto his shoulders, connecting with a Detonation Kick! With Ki down, Perkins scales the turnbuckles once more, positioning himself just right before leaping off for a 630 Splash! But Low Ki raises the knees! Perkins writhes in pain as Low Ki pounces, locking in the Dragon Sleeper. Perkins tries to fight through the pain, but Low Ki continues to add pressure until Perkins passes out. TJ Perkins is eliminated.The rest of the Beat Down Clan enter the ring to celebrate Low-Ki's victory as the ref checks on Perkins. As Perkins makes it to his knees, Low Ki approaches him as King and Homicide hold the ref at bay. Perkins looks prepared to fight, but Low Ki merely offers a hand. Looking a bit unsure, Perkins accepts the handshake before the Beat Down Clan leave, allowing Perkins to bask in the cheers of the crowd. "I 100% HATE BILLY CORGAN" ELEVATION X MATCH Jessie Godderz vs. Al Snow Do you really want a review of this? Do you really want me to sit here and explain in excruciating detail the match I was forced to put on because stupid ass Billy Corgan just had to have this match? Can't I just post a Looney Tunes clip and we'll all pretend like that was the match? Or Regular Show? ANYTHING BUT THE RESULTS FOR THIS STUPID MATCH!? Apparently not. Just great. Al Snow fell because he's Al F***ing Snow and it's the year of our Lord 2015. An Al Snow push wasn't feasible in 1998, what the hell are we gonna do in 2015? Give him the Head mannequin? Jessie knocks him off with a strong right hand, Snow falls, the fans didn't give a damn, and I can't help but wonder what kind of match we could've had instead. Four-Way Tag Team Match for the TNA Tag Team Titles The Wolves (c) vs. Horror Show vs. Beat Down Clan vs. The Wolves face their toughest challenge to date, going up against two top teams here and a mystery team. Horror Show come out looking determined, while the Beat Down Clan come out without Low Ki by their side, no doubt still feeling the effects of his match earlier. As all six men wait for the final team, the lights die out before a voice rings over the PA System. "TNA WRESTLING.... YOU HAVE OUR PERMISSION TO WORSHIP US..... NOW." The lights come back on, revealing Bad Influence, soaking in the thunderous applause from the fans. Daniels and Kazarian saunter down to the ring, loudly proclaiming "The Kings have returned home!" as they enter the ring, making the title motion around their waists. What follows is one of the better matches I've seen this year, as all eight men seemed determined to outwork each other. Davey and Horro had a hard hitting back and forth for a few minutes until Homicide came in with a double Gringo Cutter to take down both men. Myers looked to have things wrapped up after a diving elbow drop, but King came with a senton to stop the pinfall. Edwards connected with the Backpack Stunner before getting caught with a superkick, Daniels busted out the BME, and in a move that literally made me jump out of my seat, Kazarian busted out the old Flux Capacitor on Myers onto the rest of the wrestlers on the outside! The crowd went nuts as all eight men struggled to recover after the move. King and Edwards were the first to make it into the ring, neither man willing to give up. A capoeira kick stunned Eddie long enough for King to hoist him for the Coronation, only to be taken down by a Bicycle Kick from Horror. Tossing King to the outside, Horror locked in the Stretch Muffler on Edwards, using a free leg to viciously stomp on Edwards' head until the ref was forced to call for the bell. Horror tossed Edwards to the side before collecting the titles, raising them in the air as Davey checked on his fallen partner. Horror collected Myers on the outside as the two made their way up the ramp, proudly displaying their titles. Main Event TNA Heavyweight Title Match
"Our Hero" Ethan Carter III (c) vs. "The Charismatic Enigma" Jeff Hardy Before the match begins, Ethan gets on the mic and claims that as the only undefeated wrestler in the business today, he recognizes that he's a role model to children around the globe. It was through hard word, dedication, and perseverance that got Ethan to where he is today, having defeated Kurt Angle, Sting, and yes, Drew Galloway. He's the hero that TNA Wrestling needs, and in fact..... he is Our Hero. The crowd begins to boo wildly and I can't help but love it. Inside the ring, it's clear that both men have stepped it up. Hardy continues to excel playing the face-in-peril, and Carter continues to show a vicious side to him on offense. When the momentum shifts, both men continue to do well, as Hardy plays the risk-taking daredevil while Carter plays the sneaky coward. Neither men refuse to give up, with Carter getting his foot on the ropes after a Swanton and Hardy kicking out of the One Percent. Both men are struggling to their feet when Carter rushes forward, connecting with a forearm that sends Hardy reeling. Looking to continue the momentum, Carter rushes forward, only for Hardy to duck the incoming clothesline as Carter accidentally nails the ref. Hardy takes advantage of Carter's stunned reaction, spinning him around and delivering the Twist of Fate! Hardy makes the cover, but the ref is still recovering on the outside. After the crowd counts to ten, Hardy gets to his feet before noticing the ref's condition. Going to the outside, Hardy tries to rouse the ref, only for Tyrus to make his presence known with a massive shoulder tackle. Tyrus shoves Hardy inside, only for Matt to make an appearance by clocking Tyrus with a steel chair. The two fight to the back as Hardy tries to get to his feet, only for an unknown individual to come off the top rope with a flying leg drop that leaves Hardy incapacitated. Rolling to the outside, the man tosses the ref into the ring, where Carter has draped a hand over Hardy's body. The crowd fills the arena with boos as the three count is administered, knowing that Ethan Carter III has stolen the victory once again. And on the outside, the man formerly known as Fandango smiles brightly before exiting through the crowd. All in all, a very successful night, my punch notwithstanding. A few people questioned the decision to not only hire Fandango but to use him in such a high-profile match, but after seeing the plan they agreed to give it a shot. The crowd seemed to be receptive of it as well, especially since there weren't any Fandango chants. The goal is to reinvent him the same way that Ethan was reinvented, since he does have a lot of talent. It's just a matter of making this plan work. Ultimately, I was satisfied. I had laid the groundwork for a lot of storylines, reintroduced Bad Influence and Paul London, and had given Low Ki an opportunity to break out into the upper echelon. If I was going to be fired, which was a possibility, then at least I'd done some good. Ah well. I better check my email one last time. ......
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Post by Reflecto on Dec 14, 2015 22:04:51 GMT -5
Finally, an actual TV deal. Now, you have less excuses- get more episodes up regularly and keep this going.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Dec 14, 2015 23:33:08 GMT -5
It's natural to feel this nervous. I mean, three days ago you were sure you would be fired, and now you're getting ready to meet with WGN America. It would be strange if you weren't worried whatsoever.
I do have to admit, the look on Corgan's face when he realized that WGN had singled me out was priceless. I'm almost certain he was going to try and kill me, but after Genesis, everyone's working to make sure we're hardly around one another. I got the blessing from ol' Bob Carter himself to go on this trip, with him telling me that I have the full support of the Carter's behind me, even if they're pulling out of the company. It's a bit strange hearing this from him, but the more support I have behind me, the better.
Alexia decided to join me since she has friends in Chicago. It's pretty nice having her by my side as we both make our way in the wrestling world. Plus she's great in bed. Hey, I'm only human. Screw you for judging me based on that comment.
Alexia went off to look around the big city while I went to the WGN offices. Taking a deep breath, I went inside.
Holy shit I'm in way over my head. This isn't like when I met Bad Influence and Paul London. This is an entire company at stake. If I screw up, then it's on me. Everything Corgan's said about me behind my back, every criticism on FAN, everything. I'm only 24 years old. What the hell were they thinking putting me in charge?!?
Voice: "Are you Mr. Hayden?"
The woman's voice jogged me from my thoughts. I had to relax. Everything would be fine.
"Yes, I'm Mr. Hayden."
Voice: "We're ready for you sir."
Here goes nothing.
Mr. Henderson was the man in charge. Well, he explained that the CEO was a man by the name of Peter Liguori, but Henderson was in charge of new content. He was the guy that emailed me, set up the meeting, everything. And the best thing about him was that he cut through the bullshit and got right down to it.
The contract was simple. We'd have six months guaranteed on WGN America. After three months, we'd see if WGN would renew or if we'd have to go looking for another network. We'd be on Saturdays from 8:00-10:00 PM, similar to our original deal with Spike. Everything seemed great, until he dropped one more condition in the contract.
Henderson: "Also, we've looked over your talent, and we would like to see more of them involved. We've had several people look into wrestling, and we've compiled a list of talent we would like your company to hire."
... the f***?
Henderson: "We don't want to step on your toes, but we see a company like WWE, which boasts a wide array of talent, and we want to ensure that TNA Wrestling has the same amount of talent at their disposal. We've looked into the budget and have paid for the contracts of several wrestlers."
Several, he said. It was thirty-five. THIRTY-FIVE WRESTLERS I HAD TO TAKE CARE FOR. DAMMIT.
"I appreciate your interest in our company, but our roster is small to ensure that we can properly showcase our talent. Two hours is hardly enough time to ensure that everyone is properly featured as well as making sure that your investment pays off well. And unlike WWE, we cannot go three hours for Impact as well as putting on a pay-per-view every month."
Henderson: "So what do you suggest?"
Screw it. May as well go down swinging.
"We had to create a second show to ensure that our talent was featured properly. If we could get a second show to ensure that the talent you're bringing in would be featured properly, it would go a long way to helping both us and yourselves."
Henderson stepped outside to inform his boss about my proposal while I said a silent prayer. It was a miracle we were getting one show, and here I was trying to get a second one already. Henderson entered the room while I prepared myself for the worst.
Henderson: "Does Wednesdays work for you?"
"I'm sorry? I thought we agreed on Saturdays."
Henderson: "I should have clarified. I mean for your second show."
WHAT.
Henderson: "My boss agrees that putting thirty-five people on your roster does leave little time to properly showcase everyone. If we are to invest this much, we want to ensure that you have all the tools necessary to promote both your wrestlers and the ones we are bringing in. We do have certain nights already scheduled, but we can shuffle around some programming to give you Wednesday nights, should you wish."
"Y-y-y-yeah. Yes. We would love to work Wednesdays."
Henderson: "Terrific. We can give you 9:00-11:00. And, you have a great lead-in in Salem."
"That's terrific. Thank you sir."
Henderson: "Of course. You'll go on the air in December. While you don't need to immediately incorporate all of the wrestlers we've suggested, we would like to see a few highlighted on your first show."
"I think we can make that work."
Henderson: "Perfect. Well, if you ever have questions or problems, feel free to call me. We want this to be a working partnership."
"Of course sir. Thank you for your time."
One handshake later and I exited the office, struggling not to yell and scream and cheer. The grin on my face was more than enough for now as I called Alexia.
"Babe, get dressed. We're celebrating tonight."
And boy did we ever.
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Dec 15, 2015 23:33:54 GMT -5
It's November 28th, and boy have things changed.
First, let's meet a few of the new guys. Thanks to WGN paying for their contracts, we've secured the services of Colin Delaney, Little Guido, Matt Striker (as a wrestler, not a commentator for some reason), Chris Masters (which, eh), Bob Holly (because someone's a fan of old Smokey Mountain Wrestling I guess), and probably one of the bigger signings we could get in Colt Cabana. I was shocked when I heard about it on the Art of Wrestling podcast he did with 2 Cold Scorpio, but hey, we got him. There were a few grumblings about the new talent coming in, but after I told them about the second show, they were much more receptive to the idea. I've had a few of the new guys come up to me to pitch ideas already, so I've been very busy.
Also, WGN also helped us improve our developmental territory by putting up $50,000 into production. We've also begun a training camp to develop our future wrestlers. Alexia's been taking a few classes down there, and she's having a blast. Granted, I'm usually the training dummy when she's not in class, but it's worth it.
Our new show debuts tomorrow. We're using the Wednesday show for Impact while our Saturday show will introduce newer wrestlers. We still have Turning Point on the 20th, so we have quite a bit of work to do in the meantime.
Sadly, we did lose a few people. Taryn came up to me about a week ago and told me that she was pregnant. She didn't want to risk any harm to the baby, so she asked to be let out of her contract to focus on being a mother. Angelina Love asked for the same thing, given that she's pregnant with Davey's child. I've given them both a nice severance package, and hope that their kids have happy lives. We also fired Bram after his latest run-in with the law, and Lashley has decided to compete fully for Bellator. It sucks, but them's the brakes.
I just finished the preview for Impact, and after having WGN approve it, I put it online.
Not bad, not bad at all. We needed a strong show to hook audiences and show WGN that we mean business. And if everyone put on a strong effort, this could end up being the best show we did all year. Not like the competition is hard, but still.
Voice: "Mr. Hayden, Bob Carter would like to speak to you."
Oh crap. This was either going to be really good, or really bad.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Dec 16, 2015 1:07:55 GMT -5
Sitting in Bob's office, I had no idea what was happening. Maybe he just wanted to congratulate me? Introduce me to the new boss? As far as I knew, there was no danger of me getting fired. I had to go to counseling for my attack on Corgan, but that was it. I couldn't get fired for that, could I?
Bob Carter: "Son, I'm gonna level with you, especially since you and I both have a lot on our plate right now. As you know, we're just a few days from being done with TNA Wrestling. Truth be told I never intended to make it this far, so just getting here is an accomplishment.
When Dixie convinced me to invest my money into TNA, I was skeptical. We've had ups and downs ever since, but the only reason I held back from selling was because Dixie was passionate about this company. I'll admit that not all of her ideas were great ones, but she was willing to put her all into this. She's asked me not to sell all month, but I'm putting my foot down. She was injured once, and I can't let that happen again.
With that said, I've been looking to find an owner who's willing to put in as much effort and love as she did. I could've sold to Vince, and Lord knows he would've taken us, but rather than sell to the highest bidder, we wanted someone who truly loves this business. Someone we can trust.
Son, I think that person is you."
The f***?
"The f***?"
Crap, did I say that out loud?
Bob Carter: "We want to sell this company to you."
"But, I'm just a kid. I don't have much experience in this business, much less running a company."
Bob Carter: "Son, you got two television shows when we struggled to get one. You've been getting talent to come here despite the negative press we've been getting, you've worked your ass of behind the scenes, you were out there trying to get us deals, and you have a terrific relationship with the wrestlers. Truth be told, I'm confident in handing you the company."
"But I don't have nearly enough to buy TNA. Hell, I can barely pay my bills each month."
Bob Carter: "I understand. And that's why I called you in today. I know that TNA currently has $2.5 million in the bank. I'm willing to take $1.5 now, and $1 million over the next ten months. With the recent revenue you've pulled in, not to mention the sponsorship details you've managed to secure, I'm confident that you'll be able to afford that."
"And if I can't?"
Bob Carter: "You'll still have a job here, but we'll have to sell to someone else. This is a business, after all."
"But why just $2.5 million? You could easily get more."
Bob Carter: "Like I said before, we believe in you. I know you're just a kid, but you have a drive that few people have. I know I keep mentioning it, but to have the stones to ask for two shows instead of one... that's the kind of initiative that I like to see. You're willing to fight for this company because you believe in it, because you want to succeed. I can't think of anyone else more qualified for the job."
"Well, thank you sir. This is just a lot to process at the moment. I mean, I was an intern two months ago. To be owner... it's a lot to take in."
Bob Carter: "I understand completely. But you better process it quick son, because it's happening. Your new assistant Sophie will be in shortly with the paperwork to make it official. And son..."
At this, Bob leaned in his chair, looking me dead in the eye.
Bob Carter: "Treat this company well. I know that if anyone can do it, it's you."
We discussed the logistics of buying and selling the company, as well as my plans for the company when Sophie came in with the paperwork, and DAMN she is absolutely stunning. I had to force myself not to stare below her neck as she presented me with the papers. After Bob and I signed the contracts, Bob stood up and offered a hand.
Bob Carter: "Well congratulations son. You know own TNA Wrestling."
We shook hands once more before Bob gestured to Sophie.
Bob Carter: "As I mentioned earlier, this is your new assistant Sophie. She'll assist you with the day to day duties as well as keep track of your appointments. You've got a lot of work on your plate, so you'll be grateful to have her by your side."
Oh I was grateful alright.
Sophie: "Actually, I'd like to discuss the current roster right now. I understand that the card for Impact is set, but I'd really like to discuss our Saturday show Breakout."
Bob Carter: "Well son, it looks like you've already got your first assignment. I'll let myself out of your new office and let you two get to work."
And with that, Bob Carter took his leave as I stood there, just marveling at my good fortune. It was earlier this month that I was sure I'd be fired, and now I owned TNA. It was perfect.
Sophie: "Um, sir? We need to discuss Breakout."
Right, right. I had more responsibilities.
"Of course, of course. We're gonna need a fresh pot of coffee. I have big plans in store."
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Dec 21, 2015 19:17:12 GMT -5
It's been a long road to get to where we are right now. Truth be told I wasn't sure we'd get here in 2015, much less be the owner. Sophie and I had been burning the midnight oil the past couple of days making sure everything was in place for the next few weeks. And while I did go to bed at 6:00 AM on a good day, it was worth it. Sophie had a lot of good ideas for some of the talent, certainly better than Corgan. Speaking of which, he went on "indefinite leave" once he found out I became owner. He says it's due to the Smashing Pumpkins going on tour, which is technically true, but Sophie confided in me that he was cursing the entire time. Cute girl, that Sophie. Stop it, Hayden. You have a girl, and she's gorgeous. Yes, Sophie is stunning, but the last thing you need is getting involved with an employee. Who knows what kind of scandal that would bring. Just focus on the show tonight and everything should be fine. TNA WRESTLING ON WGN AMERICA!!
We've got a new set, and thank the good Lord almighty we've got new announcers to boot, as I fired Josh Matthews's ass with a smile on my face. Pope also got his walking papers, since I don't want to hear "daddy" every four words. It's weird when girls call their older husbands that, it's weird hearing it in awful Cinemax movies, it's weird now. Taking the helm is Todd Keneley, who some of you remember from TNA a few years back, and in a first, Nicole St. Hubbins. I was slightly skeptical at first, but after Sophie stuck up for her and I heard her in action, I decided to give her the job. As far as I know, we're the first company to have a permanent female announcer, so go us! "Trouble" hits the speakers as "Our Hero" walks out smiling at the crowd. EC3 makes sure to display his title proudly in the air before entering the ring, grabbing the mic. EC3 talks about how he once again defended his title like a true champion, reminding us all that he is indeed our hero. Carter talks about how his undefeated streak was preserved for the good of wrestling as a whole, now that we're spared the possibility of Jeff Hardy as a champion again. But it wouldn't have been possible without one man by his side. Someone he can count on, someone who's been through thick and thin with him, someone who understands what it means to be a winner. His cousin, Jason Carter IV! "Big Shot Pimpin'" plays over the speakers as the former Fandango makes his way out to boos from the crowd. After introducing himself, Carter begins to explain that family sticks together. That he couldn't allow a reprobate like Jeff Hardy to disrupt his cousin's momentous title reign. The Carters are a dynasty, just like the Clintons or the Waltons. And they will not be shown up by those deplorable miscreants like The Hardys! This brings out Matt and Jeff, both of whom are mad as hell. Matt says that they may have pulled a fast one, but all they did was delay the inevitable. Jeff will walk out of here tonight as the TNA Champion, and Jason Carter is about to get a rude awakening! With that, Matt rushes down to the ring, tackling John to the mat. EC3 tries to help his cousin, but Jeff is right there to assist. Tossing EC3 out of the ring, Jeff follows the TNA Champ, the two battling up the ramp and out of sight. Referee Dan Engler runs down to the ring, and we got a match. Matt Hardy vs. Jason Carter IVThe match starts with Carter scrambling for the ropes, desperate to get a breather against the veteran. Hardy continues to try and get revenge for his brother, but Carter plays the cowardly role to a tee, making sure to attack when Hardy isn't looking. This also serves as Carter's coming out party, giving him a chance to show off his expansive moveset. Seeing him in action, I can't help but wonder what would've happened if we let him be Dirty Curty, but perhaps we could pass that gimmick off to someone else. Back in the ring, Hardy looks to hit the Twist of Fate, but Carter shoves him off. Hardy stumbles into the ref, making sure not to come in direct contact with him. This allows Carter to capitalize, connecting with a low blow that he transitions into a roll up. The ref counts the three as Carter slides out of the ring, celebrating his victory. Fatal Four Way X-Division Title Match Trevor Lee (c) vs. Extreme Jaguar vs. PJ Black vs. Brian KendrickIn our first surprise of the night, Kendrick comes out in his "Leonardo Spanky" persona to cheers from the crowd. Thankfully Celine Dion is much cooler than Madonna and was willing to let us use "My Heart Will Go On", because it's absolutely wonderful. Jaguar continues to display his mean streak, tearing through Black before setting his sights on the champ. Trevor responds with intensity, leading to a blistering chop battle that leaves both men's chests red. Meanwhile, Spanky and Black have a more grounded battle, until Black surprises Spanky with a Pele Kick, followed by a Northern Lights Suplex that's broken up by Jaguar. Jaguar goes after Black with a bloodthirsty vengeance, tackling him to the outside. Meanwhile, Lee gets into position before blasting Spanky with the Kill Shot Knee to get the victory. Jaguar doesn't seem to notice or care, continuing to assault Black until security is forced to pull him off. Hey, is 3.0 playing security guards? BOOYA! Open Challenge for the TNA Wrestler's Choice Title Prince Devitt (c) vs. After his kickass entrance, Devitt takes the microphone and announces that he's waited long enough. He knows there are wrestlers in the back who would love to get their hands on gold, and he's more than ready for whoever steps through the curtain. A cheap knockoff of The Doors (because this is still TNA) plays as Johnny Mundo steps out onto the stage, making sure to pose in slow motion. Before you accuse me of raiding Lucha Underground, we actually came to a working agreement. I met with the head honchos, got to meet Robert Rodriguez, and we discussed sharing talent. Sure, Matt and Jeff ended up losing to Pentagon Jr. and Drago, but it's totally worth it. With the stipulation being a Tables match, Morrison and Devitt proceed to put on one of the better matches all night. For the first eight minutes neither man goes for a table, wearing each other down with a variety of moves. Once tables come into play, both men try to hit their signature moves. The Coup de Grace and the End of the World are both avoided, though both men suffer for their moves. Devitt has to deal with an apparent knee injury while Mundo clutches his ribs, but neither man is willing to give in. Finally, Devitt manages to connect with a Bloody Sunday off the apron and through the table for the hard fought victory. Last Man Standing Match Eli Drake vs. Drew Galloway Alright, I admit it. I f***ed up. I loaded this card because I wanted WGN to love it, but holy shit there's just so many matches. This is the fourth match in a row, and the second gimmick match so far. I know TNA has gotten WCW 2000-comparisons before, but this is really giving me that feeling. And it's not like I can really blame anyone since I'm owner now, so this is all on me. Just frickin' great. Because we have two hours and four more matches to go, this one gets really ugly really quick. Drew whoops Drake's ass from pillar to post, determined to end his one-time partner for good. Drew uses the kind of savagery he's known for in ICW to beat that ass like Eli owes him money, and I'm almost certain at one point that Drew had a smile on his face. That smile is quickly wiped off when Cage makes his presence known, just straight up murdering Drew. Eli is content to hit and run, using a chair to weaken Drew until Cage folds him in half with a brutal Awesome Bomb. Eli sets up the chair before demanding Cage do it again, which he does in spectacular fashion. Drew struggles to get to his feet, but can't make the 10 count, making Eli the winner. Cage and Eli decide to further inflict punishment, until Rockstar Spud comes racing down the aisle with a lead pipe in hand. Rather than get their shit wrecked, Cage and Eli slip out the ring, vowing revenge. Thank goodness we finally get a non-wrestling segment, as Kurt Angle makes a rare appearance. Hey, the crowd loves the guy, and I'm not dumb enough to just have him do nothing. It's short and sweet, as Angle states that he's still healing after neck surgery, but until he's cleared to compete, he will serve as the Acting General Manager! Angle goes on to state that after seeing Cage and Eli Drake abuse the rules, he's making a match for next week: Cage taking on Drew Galloway, and if Eli Drake interferes, he'll be fired! "Oh it's real! It's DAMN Real!" TNA Knockout's Title Match Gail Kim (c) vs. Awesome Kong WOOF. I don't know what the hell happened, but these two just couldn't recapture the old magic that had fans salivating years ago. They tried, they really did, but both ladies were off their game tonight. The fans tried to will the competitors into a good match, but very quickly it became apparent that they weren't clicking. I called an audible and had The Dollhouse interfere, though a few fans cheered at their presence. Jade made sure to take out Gail while the rest of the girls dealt with Kong before proudly displaying the title in the air. Unlike her predecessor, Jade throws the belt onto Gail's body before the Dollhouse makes their escape. TNA Tag Team Title Match Horror Show (c) vs. The Wolves I talked with all four men before the match, stressing the importance of making up for the last match. They ended up going above and beyond, arguably putting on the best match in all of professional wrestling this year. They blow Devitt and Mundo out of the water, with all four men meshing together perfectly. Myers shines brightest, really taking it to face-in-peril Edwards for a good portion of the match. A mistimed diving elbow is what swings momentum in the Wolves' favor, as Edwards gets the tag to Davey. American Strong Style runs rampant as Davey takes it to his opponents, eager to get back the tag titles. The Wolves manage to connect with the Superkick/German Suplex combination, but Myers breaks it up with a diving elbow drop. Edwards is quick to pounce, tackling Myers to the outside as Davey recovers from having the wind knocked out of him. Horror gets to his feet, only to be rocked with a discus forearm before Davey scoops him up onto his shoulders. Horror begins delivering elbows to the side of the head, stunning Davey long enough to allow Horror to connect with a Doctor Bomb. Myers, having thrown Edwards into the steel steps, leaps off the top rope with the Flying Elbow Drop to complete the newly-renamed Cult Classic as Horror Show retain the titles. Medical personnel come down to check on Edwards, who's clutching his leg in pain as Myers and Horror make their way up the ramp. Given that this was not in the cards, I'm freaking the hell out right now. Because we need a break while I check on Eddie's well-being, we go backstage, where the Beatdown Clan approach TJ Perkins. Homicide and Kenny King mean mug Perkins as Low Ki explains that TJ showed him something at Genesis. He showed a fire that few have, and that's a fire that belongs with the BDC. TJ tries to explain his past with stables, but Low Ki mentions that this isn't come cult led by a hillbilly redneck. This is a family. And with Five Chances At Glory, it means that the BDC will take this place over soon. It's up to TJ to decide if he'll be a winner, or a victim. TNA King of the Mountain Match Bobby Roode (c) vs. James Storm Speaking of hillbilly rednecks, the deranged Cowboy comes out to play, ambushing Roode during his entrance. Storm and Roode battle throughout the crowd, each man taking advantage of the weapons they have in play before Storm connects with a chair shot to the knee. With Roode just struggling to stand, Storm tosses him in the ring, officially starting the match. Storm continues to tear away at the knee until Roode can barely stand, determined to capture the title. Roode manages to avoid the Last Call before delivering a German Suplex, but can't pop up into a pin due to his knee. Determined to keep his belt, Roode tries hoisting Storm up for the Payoff, but his knee buckles once more. Taking advantage, Storm connects with a Last Call to the injured knee, dropping Roode to the ground before another Last Call to the face. Rather than make the pin, Storm locks in a half crab, cranking the hold until the ref calls for the bell. Once again the medical personnel come to check on Roode as Storm holds the KotM title proudly in his grasp. Cage Match for the TNA Heavyweight Title Ethan Carter III (c) vs. Jeff Hardy It's Jeff Hardy in a cage match, so the only question on people's minds is "When is he going to jump off the top?" Thankfully he avoids that for the first ten minutes, instead deciding to straight up brawl with EC3. Ethan struggles to regain his footing, especially with a game Jeff Hardy taking the fight to him, but he manages to use the cage as a weapon in his time of need. Hardy's facepaint is quickly replaced with a crimson mask as Ethan uses the cage wall, grating Hardy's face against it. Signalling for the end, Ethan tries to go for the One Percenter, but Hardy shoves him off. Ethan rebounds off the ropes, only to be caught with the Twist of Fate! Both men are down as the audience cheers wildly. Ethan is the first to make a move, using the ropes to get to his feet while Hardy begins to stir. EC3 begins climbing the cage, slowly inching his way to the top as Hardy finally gets to a vertical base. Hardy notices Ethan making the climb and rushes over, determined not to let him walk away with the title again. Hardy begins to climb the cage as well, finally meeting Ethan at the top. The two trade punches until Hardy blocks one of Ethan's, connecting with a series of rights that leave the champ reeling. Hardy connects with a strong right that leaves Carter stunned, allowing Hardy to begin climbing down. Sensing his title reign is in danger, Carter grabs Hardy by the hair, yanking him up as Carter starts to go down. Hardy breaks free and smashes Carter's face into the steel cage, causing Ethan to lose his grip and plummet to the ground below. The ref calls for the bell as Hardy's face drops, realizing that he handed his opponent the victory. Hardy drops to the ground, unable to process what happened as EC3 is announced as the winner. Jason Carter IV comes down to help his cousin as Hardy seems troubled, unable to process what's happening. Suddenly, Hardy springs forward, tackling both Carters to the ground. Hardy unleashes a barrage of punches to Jason, connecting with lefts and rights before grabbing a steel chair. Hardy assaults both Carters before raising the chair triumphantly as the show fades to black.
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Dec 24, 2015 1:45:56 GMT -5
I f***ing swear, dude. Every time we start to really gain momentum, something happens. First it was Joe going to rehab, then Abyss and Micah get injured, and now Eddie Edwards is out of action for six months. After their match, I wanted to do a Wolves/Horror Show feud, but now I need to put those plans on the backburner. My main concern was his health, but Eddie assured me he'd be fine. I sent him to Dr. Andrews just to be on the safe side, so hopefully we'll get him back soon. In the meantime, we've got Breakout. Thank goodness Sophie and Alexia helped me with this card. Not at the same time, mind you, since I'm not about to let my girl see who I'm staring at for a good portion of the day. I may be taken, but that doesn't mean I can't enjoy the view. Screw you for judging me. Three people went to the past, one of them used a time machine to get filthy rich while the other is hitting on some alternate reality version of Sophie. If I like to look at Sophie every now and then, I will. TNA BREAKOUT ON WGN AMERICA 1) First and foremost, we get the debut of one of my favorite British acts, The Bucky Boys! The Wee Man (not to be confused with the dude from Jackass) introduces his cousin Davey Boy and his cousin Stevie Boy, promising that The Boys are going to show "you bloody yanks" what they can do. Here we, here we, HERE WE F***ING GOOOOO!! (58%)2) That transitions into our first match, where The Bucky Boys take on a new addition to the tag ranks, The RockNES Monsters. Lars Only and Johnny Goodtime take it to the boys from the UK, going full rudo within a matter of minutes. A desperation tag brings in Davey Boy, who proceeds to wreck shit. An Aviator from Stevie Boy is followed by a Superfly Diving Splash from Davey Boy, giving them the victory. The crowd may not care just yet about these four, but they will. (48%)
3) We get another video for Mahabali Shera. What can I say, the fans love the guy. Or at the very least they're humoring him by doing the dance. Either way, they want him on television. (60%)4) We get another tag debut, as Adam Revolver and Ted McNaler, The Elite, give an interview from "Florida's most exclusive country club". The duo actually play the rich snob gimmick up, degrading the staff before informing us "commoners" that they're coming to give TNA a dose of sophistication and class. As long as they can back it up in the ring, I'm all for it. (57%)
5) It's a Knockout's Revolution, as new debuts Mio Shirai and Heidi Lovelace do battle. Heidi is still with CHIKARA for the time being, while I (along with some help from Low Ki) convinced Mio to postpone her retirement and come to America instead. I'm glad she agreed, because she puts on a damn good match. Lovelace tries her best, but a Purple Flash gives Mio the victory. Afterwards, the Dollhouse step on stage, applauding Mio's performance. Weird. (53%)6) We get some new blood in the X-Division as well, as Angelico makes his debut. Some dude who works for WGN saw his insane dives during a Lucha Underground marathon and all but begged me to hire him. Sonjay Dutt gives him a run for his money, but given that Angelico's got all the hype right now, the match is never in question. The Imploding 450 Splash pops the crowd huge and gets the victory. (58%)
7) We get another interview, this time with Aiden O'Shea, The fighting Irishman (cough cough) states that Genesis was the appropriate name, because we saw the genesis of Aiden O'Shea. No more is he going to sit on the sideline and watch as others pass him by. He's here to show the world exactly what he can do. Given that the entire thing lasted less than 30 seconds, it was good for what it was. (58%)8) It's time for another Knockout's Revolution, as Jessie Kaye eagerly awaits her opponent. It doesn't take long, as the wacky waving inflatable arm flailing arm tube men pop up as Bailey Rose makes her debut. It turns out that we did get the Full Sail crowd, since we get "Bailey's Gonna Hug You" chants within ten seconds. I can't help but wonder if they meant to sign Jessie McKay instead, but Kaye does a good job of giving Bayley enough offense. The HugPlex connects, and Bailey reconnects with her fans-HOLY SHIT WE GOT IZZY IN THE FRONT ROW. YES. (45%)
9) Following that feelgood moment that did not make me cry, despite what lies you may have heard, we get our first match without any debuts as Rashad Cameron takes on TJ Perkins. If Perkins is sweating the Beatdown Clan's offer he doesn't show it, continuing to wrestle circles around Cameron. Submission Impossible gets Perkins the victory, but he doesn't get time to breathe before the Beatdown Clan step onto the stage. Homicide and Kenny King clap slowly while Low Ki stands there, never taking his eyes of Perkins. King makes the sign of a watch ticking while Homicide points to Perkins, warning him not to make a stupid decision. (68%)
10) In case you missed it, we show replays of Jeff Hardy vs. Ethan Carter III from Impact. We show EC3's narrow victory before cutting to Hardy going HAM on everyone, with a note that GM Kurt Angle will have words with Hardy on Wednesday. (74%)
11) In our main event, it's Italy taking on Ireland, as James Maritato takes on Aiden O'Shea. The Sicilian Shooter proceeds to take Aiden to school, frustrating him with several wrestling holds before paintbrushing the back of his head. This wakes something within Aiden, as he proceeds to Hulk Up and throw Maritato around. Aiden goes for his Splash Mountain Powerbomb, but a man Todd Keneley calls Brandon Thomaselli hops onto the apron, distracting the ref. Meanwhile, Vito Thomaselli pulls Maritato out of position before nailing Aiden with a strong right. The ref turns back around to see Maritato go for the Arrivederci, only for Aiden to slip out before nailing a brutal Boomstick Lariat for the three. Aiden slips out of the ring as Brandon and Vito enter, riasing his hand triumphantly to close out the show. (54%)All in all, not a bad show. We ended up doing a 3.36, which is miles better than what we were getting on Destination America. Whatever, they have psychic Bigfoot running instead of us, so I hope they rot. I've started writing out Impact when I get awful news: Awesome Kong is retiring at the end of the month.Like I said. Once we start gaining momentum, something happens.
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Dec 24, 2015 2:52:19 GMT -5
To recap: In the space of a week, I lose Eddie Edwards for six months and Awesome Kong announces her retirement. Thankfully she's aggreed to finish out the PPV, but still. All I want is one week, one measly week where nothing goes wrong. Is that too much to ask?
We'd get some better news, as rumor has it that several ROH stars are coming to the end of their contracts. I won't name any names, but it would be amazing to get these guys. Hell, I'd settle for one of them. I should call ROH to try and set up a working relationship, but word has it that they're mad at me for having Bad Influence at Genesis. I can't confirm it, but word is that Cary Silkin himself was furious about the move. Nevermind that I spoke with the head booker before Genesis, since that amounts to jack shit apparently. I have half a mind to just raid them and let it be over with, but Sophie pointed out that I'm already stretched pretty thin roster-wise. I could hire three or four wrestlers, maybe five if I wanted to, but a full-scale raid would just hurt me in the long run. We could try getting a third show, but I'm already working 28-hour days with just two. Three shows would kill me.
It's 10:00 at night when Sophie drops the best idea I've heard:
Sophie: "Why not bring back the Super X Cup?"
Sonofabitch, I never thought of that. Why not build the Super X Cup back up? We haven't had a tournament in a while, the X-Division could use a boost... it could work.
"That could work. But I'm not sure a tournament at the moment would work out. We have two weeks until Turning Point, and I'm not sure we want to hotshot a tournament so soon."
Sophie: "Well, then how about we do the World X Cup? We can start it at the PPV and build it up throughout January. It helps us bring in talent, promote them, and we might find a keeper."
Two for two. Clever girl, that Sophie.
"I have to admit, I'm impressed. Good looks and brilliant? Your boyfriend is a lucky guy."
Sophie: "Oh. I um.... I broke up with him two weeks ago."
Say what now?
"That's terrible. What happened?"
Sophie: "Well, ever since the promotion, we've been working longer and longer hours. I tried making it up to him, but he gave me an ultimatum: him, or the job. This is something I've loved since I was eight, so I broke it off."
"That's... wow. I'm sorry that happened."
Sophie: "It's alright. Truthfully I haven't had much time to think about it since I'm busy with work. It's actually been a nice distraction."
"I uh... I'm sorry. If I'd have known, I wouldn't have kept you so late."
Sophie: "Are you kidding? Last month, I was fetching coffee and sending paperwork. You've let me help out with shows, you've taken my advice, and best of all you treat me like an equal instead of an employee. I'd much rather have that instead of someone who gives ultimatums."
"Well, when you put it like that... I'm glad I could help? I don't actually know what to say here...."
Sophie: "How about, 'Sophie, you deserve a raise.' That could work."
"Well that doesn't actually mean you'll get one, but you definitely do deserve a raise. Best I can do right now is take you out for dinner."
Sophie: "That actually sounds pretty good. We can discuss the World X Cup over Applebees."
"Actually, let's take a break from wrestling for a bit and go to a real restaurant. Talking about this all day and night is going to drive me crazy."
Sophie: "Alright, it's a date. Just let me file these and I'll be ready to go."
And I swear, I saw a smile on her face as she took off. I tried convincing myself that this was just two friends grabbing something to eat, but part of me felt excited. Alexia was spending the weekend with her sorority sisters, so I was free to- Goddammit Hayden, get a grip on yourself. You're just friends. F***ING REMEMBER THAT YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.
Sophie: "Ready to go?"
On second thought, damn she looks good. Just try to stay calm.
"Sure. Let's go."
I'm screwed. I am completely, and utterly, screwed.
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