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Post by One-Armed Drummer of Defrebel on Aug 15, 2015 23:07:46 GMT -5
The logical conclusion of this is an interpromotional match between Bigfoot and Henry Harrison.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Aug 16, 2015 0:41:09 GMT -5
I have no idea what is going on, but I love it so much.
TNA can live for another 13 years if threads like this can continue to exist.
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Post by One-Armed Drummer of Defrebel on Aug 16, 2015 1:03:39 GMT -5
I've just realized that the salary you give written contracts is actually monthly and not yearly, hence why it only goes up to 300 thousand.
KIP STERN IS SET TO MAKE 3.6 MILLION DOLLARS
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Post by Demented on Aug 16, 2015 1:33:26 GMT -5
I've just realized that the salary you give written contracts is actually monthly and not yearly, hence why it only goes up to 300 thousand. KIP STERN IS SET TO MAKE 3.6 MILLION DOLLARS
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Post by Emmet Russell on Aug 16, 2015 6:14:37 GMT -5
What's the opposite of fanfiction? Because I feel like it can't be fanfiction if you hate the thing you're writing about.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Aug 16, 2015 8:15:03 GMT -5
"The three men proclaim themselves as the Kanji Kidz before doing the Schmoney Dance around Al Snow's corpse to end the show."
Best ending to a TNA show ever? I think so.
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Post by jagilki on Aug 16, 2015 9:18:59 GMT -5
Kenny Muta is a 50-something year old kid?
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Post by One-Armed Drummer of Defrebel on Aug 16, 2015 12:42:16 GMT -5
Kenny Muta is a 50-something year old kid? You just don't understand what it's like to have a youthful spirit, bro.
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Post by jagilki on Aug 18, 2015 23:11:27 GMT -5
So, I'm assuming this game completely melted Madlibs' computer?
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Post by One-Armed Drummer of Defrebel on Aug 19, 2015 0:04:39 GMT -5
So, I'm assuming this game completely melted Madlibs' computer? Nah Preparing for my new job.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2015 0:51:42 GMT -5
Is it sad that some of these sound like they could legit be TNA Spoilers?
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Post by 67 more on Aug 19, 2015 1:07:42 GMT -5
My copy is currently glitched out and all my staff are working on contracts with negative weeks left on. It won't let me renegotiate but its not firing them.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Aug 19, 2015 1:09:27 GMT -5
My copy is currently glitched out and all my staff are working on contracts with negative weeks left on. It won't let me renegotiate but its not firing them. Sounds like a perfectly functional TNA to me.
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Post by 67 more on Aug 19, 2015 1:12:22 GMT -5
My copy is currently glitched out and all my staff are working on contracts with negative weeks left on. It won't let me renegotiate but its not firing them. Sounds like a perfectly functional TNA to me. Shame I'm doing WWE.
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Post by One-Armed Drummer of Defrebel on Aug 19, 2015 1:40:02 GMT -5
Though Madlibs has been on a small EWR break that she will stop once she's gotten Dixie's old office cleaned out, her crackpot production team has been hard at work to show a more sensitive and passionate side of her superstars.
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Post by jagilki on Aug 19, 2015 13:38:45 GMT -5
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Post by jagilki on Aug 19, 2015 16:01:53 GMT -5
Though Madlibs has been on a small EWR break that she will stop once she's gotten Dixie's old office cleaned out, her crackpot production team has been hard at work to show a more sensitive and passionate side of her superstars. Great. Now I picture Mutoh on the beach eating pizza playing nintendo and smoking weed.
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Post by Emmet Russell on Aug 22, 2015 0:04:54 GMT -5
Got my game up and running again and decided to book one more show before heading off into the sunset and blowing up forever.
Reading my emails from the last show and half the roster was pissed at me, the networks were complaining about the poor ratings. The show was a disaster and my company is in the dumps. LOLTNA was needed in order to send myself out on a high note and something I could be proud of.
News and notes.
- I booked a shit ton of hardcore gimmick matches and none of them could air due to the graphic content and most of the workers refused to compete in the matches. Examples were: Abyss vs. Jade in a barefoot thumbtack match which Jade had to win in order to gain the love of Taryn Terrell, the girl she's been wanting to be with for 5 minutes prior to this segment and she's willing to go through tubes and tacks in order to get her. People love HLA, it's relevant, my ratings need it. Don't judge me. The TNA World Title was going to be defending in a barbed wire pits sixman challenge between Abyss and EC3 and Kurt Angle and Bram and Gail Kim and Billy Corgan, but alas, it's too 'risky'. Pussies. - Lashley went to a 30 minute draw in an arm wrestling match with Karen Jarrett. - Khoya fought toe-to-toe with Rebel in what's been called the greatest inter-gender, interracial boxing match of all time. - James Storm fought to a draw in a blindfold match with Grado, in which 50% of the match was Grado dancing and Storm tripping over ropes and referees. It ended when the lights went out and Khoya appeared ... and left. - Bram kidnapped Big John in the back. - Angle won the world title in a Ultimate X match where he took a crazy bump and lost his hair. Angelina Love interfered. Billy Corgan became a replacement referee in the middle of the match. After the match, he gave a piledriver to Angelina Love for being a BITCH! (Super Men Power!)
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Post by moondoggie on Aug 22, 2015 17:31:14 GMT -5
Since this is an experiment with TNA...doesn't that mean that he becomes the champion? No. But I know who does. hey jobbing to Khoya would lead anyone to turn to alcoholism
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