Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Aug 16, 2015 4:39:54 GMT -5
Here's an idea, when you tell these stories? Have a point, it makes it so much more interesting for the listener. So many guys I work with to give that speech to. For some reason, we like to hire people who don't know how a story works. For instance, I once listened to at least a 20 minute story, that began with hiring guys to paint a hockey rink and ended with someone having tons of porn, cheap porn, tons of cheap porn. There was at least 50 unconnected plot points in that story as well.
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
Posts: 28,900
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Post by Sephiroth on Aug 16, 2015 11:36:51 GMT -5
"Help him up!" "My pleasure!" (Cracks knuckles)
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Aug 16, 2015 11:43:46 GMT -5
You can start by wiping that f***ing dumb-ass smile off your rosey, f***ing, cheeks! And you can give me a f***ing automobile: a f***ing Datsun, a f***ing Toyota, a f***ing Mustang, a f***ing Buick! Four f***ing wheels and a seat!
I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.
And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of f***ing nowhere with f***ing keys to a f***ing car that isn't f***ing there. And I really didn't care to f***ing walk, down a f***ing highway, and across a f***ing runway to get back here to have you smile in my f***ing face. I want a f***ing car RIGHT f***ING NOW!
May I see your rental agreement?
I threw it away.
Oh boy.
Oh boy, what?
You're f***ed!
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Post by willywonka666 on Aug 16, 2015 11:53:16 GMT -5
I enjoyed the film the first time I watched it. Second time depressed me
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