TEW the LOL TNA Way

[jagilki]

Stealing off of One-Armed Drummer of Defrebel' great Khoyathulu Experiment thread, I've decided to go full bore on a LOL TNA TEW Game. I've re-started from what I've posted in that thread. I'm going to aim to keep the funny, but also aim to keep a job. However, if I get fired.... I'll just start all over like it never happened.

So. Before I get to any shows, Dixie sends me my goals.



At least this time she doesn't want me to push Anderson.

Tuesday, Week 1 August 2015 - TNA Explosion











Next up will be iMPACT. I'm aiming to be serious and not serious at the same time. I've already got a few surprises coming in the future. Keep a lookout.

And remember. "You no touch my country, you dance."

[One-Armed Drummer of Defrebel]

I enjoy the fact that getting Bigfoot over is of high priority.

[cageking666]

That Davey vs Edwards storyline will save TNA

[jagilki]

iMPACT (show's a little longer)























-edit- forgot the Angle/Hardy angle.

[jagilki]

Tonight's Show: Illogical Matches to get people Momentum

Before getting to the matches. I've made a handful of signings. They will be "debuting" at iMPACT. Stay tuned there. Not much has happened news ways. This particular episode of Xlosion is being used mostly to set up upercarders with some more momentum, as everybody has DIRE momentum to start. DIRE.

*Note, due to me not paying attention, somehow the part of "Khoya" was played by Kenny King tonight. Sadly nobody noticed.

[jagilki]

I'm screwing the pooch on booking

I goofed up writing the Kurt Angle/Lashley stuff so didn't screen cap it. What it boiled down to is a bunch of run ins during the match, DQ then a wild brawl with all involved.

[Reflecto]

If you don't pay off the typo in this picture and run with this, then you get none of the MON-AYZ.

Using the typo will continue to give you- SOME of the MONAYS.

[jagilki]

SHINE.

SHINE want to steal DJ Mikey T.

[jagilki]

I've been kind of feeling sickish today. So I was too apathetic to screen shot it. Matt Hardy tested positive for Steroids. I Gave him a last chance. He stormed out

[wahoowah11]

Aug 20, 2015 22:55:00 GMT -5 jagilki said:

I've been kind of feeling sickish today. So I was too apathetic to screen shot it. Matt Hardy tested positive for Steroids. I Gave him a last chance. He stormed out

There was steroids in the cake!!!! Kanespiracy