PJ Black Must Be The Least Threatening Name ...

[Emmet Russell]

Pyjamas Black?

[OVO 40 hunched over like he 80]

VACANT is a more deserving champion than PJ.

[Deleted]

There's something about being associated with the letters PJ that just makes you sound like a six-year-old. Brock Lesnar could be called PJ Lesnar and I wouldn't be able to take him seriously.

[Captain Stud Muffin (BLM)]

Aug 22, 2015 8:22:12 GMT -5 Lizuka #BLM said:

There's something about being associated with the letters PJ that just makes you sound like a six-year-old. Brock Lesnar could be called PJ Lesnar and I wouldn't be able to take him seriously.

But...but... Direwolf though

I swear he has a picture of a street shark on the side of pants 

[2 time pro bowler Fred Dryer]

I don't know. In any context, "black" is threatening to a lot of people.

[Magnus the Magnificent]

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Let's not forget P.J. Polaco. The guy was just incredible.

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[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

Aug 22, 2015 8:45:16 GMT -5 Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) said:

Aug 22, 2015 8:22:12 GMT -5 Lizuka #BLM said:

There's something about being associated with the letters PJ that just makes you sound like a six-year-old. Brock Lesnar could be called PJ Lesnar and I wouldn't be able to take him seriously.

But...but... Direwolf though

I swear he has a picture of a street shark on the side of pants 

I had to pause the DVR of the show because I originally thought I saw the smiling internet troll on his tights.

[moondoggie]

[2coldMack is even more baffled]

I swear to god, Justin Gabriel's entire aesthetic looks like it was ripped off from a middle schooler's trapper keeper doodles.

[crabbymelt]

I love that guy but "darewolf" makes me wanna slap him in the face.

[One-Armed Drummer of Defrebel]

You got a problem with Pumping Jelly?

["Mr Wonderdick" Dick Dastardly]

Aug 22, 2015 22:35:08 GMT -5 crabbymelt said:

I love that guy but "darewolf" makes me wanna slap him in the face.

Dickwolf > Darewolf

[Brood Lone Wolf Funker]

Aug 22, 2015 9:34:23 GMT -5 2 time pro bowler Fred Dryer said:

I don't know. In any context, "black" is threatening to a lot of people.

Not to Dixie Carter

[Mozenrath]

Aug 22, 2015 22:40:14 GMT -5 One-Armed Drummer of Defrebel said:

You got a problem with Pumping Jelly?

I hear they make a blue pill for that.

[A Platypus Rave]

Darewolf is one of the dumbest nicknames in wrestling so... his name is just all kinds of terrible

Someone suggested he team with Weredevil... but that sounds a hundred times better

["Gentleman" AJ Powell]

Aug 22, 2015 22:40:14 GMT -5 One-Armed Drummer of Defrebel said:

You got a problem with Pumping Jelly?

I thought it was "Pooping Jesus"?

Oh, and Darewolf sounds like an edgy teen-emo band. Which sums Gabriel's look up pretty well.

[2coldMack is even more baffled]

Aug 23, 2015 17:35:31 GMT -5 A Platypus Rave said:

Darewolf is one of the dumbest nicknames in wrestling so... his name is just all kinds of terrible

Someone suggested he team with Weredevil... but that sounds a hundred times better

Yeah. Like, I know I've beaten this drum already in this thread, but it sounds like the "badass superhero" a 13 year old comes up with during math class.

[Welfare Willis]

Ashton Featherpillow?
Cecil Softhands?
Captain Leslie Cuddles?

[jimmyjames]

It's a threating name to Hulk Hogan.