Emmet Russell
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Post by Emmet Russell on Aug 25, 2015 21:37:34 GMT -5
 YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE THE ACTION HALF THE TIME! |
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Aug 25, 2015 21:43:13 GMT -5
It's the TNA Old Timey English Phone Booth Match!!
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Post by One-Armed Drummer of Defrebel on Aug 25, 2015 21:56:24 GMT -5
I still think that Cuffed in a Cage is probably the worst thing that TNA ever did to a cage match.
Let's take 12 or so guys, cram them in to one cage, and have them all scrambling to handcuff each other to the cage. Doesn't two dudes working while trying not to bump in to 10 other guys sound like a gripping, intense finale? Better yet, eliminate the two best teams in the match first so that it can be even more intense!
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Emmet Russell
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Post by Emmet Russell on Aug 25, 2015 21:59:10 GMT -5
I still think that Cuffed in a Cage is probably the worst thing that TNA ever did to a cage match. Let's take 12 or so guys, cram them in to one cage, and have them all scrambling to handcuff each other to the cage. Doesn't two dudes working while trying not to bump in to 10 other guys sound like a gripping, intense finale? Better yet, eliminate the two best teams in the match first so that it can be even more intense! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Wasn't Steiner in that match? If so, he made it a million times better. If only Steiner was in the red cage match, he'd have pulled out a FrankenSteiner from the top of the structure and literally blown the roof off the building. |
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Aug 25, 2015 22:03:06 GMT -5
I still think that Cuffed in a Cage is probably the worst thing that TNA ever did to a cage match. Let's take 12 or so guys, cram them in to one cage, and have them all scrambling to handcuff each other to the cage. Doesn't two dudes working while trying not to bump in to 10 other guys sound like a gripping, intense finale? Better yet, eliminate the two best teams in the match first so that it can be even more intense! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY What about the electricified cage match? where people climbed the stupid thing... or of course ARM WRESTLING IN A CAGE! |
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Post by One-Armed Drummer of Defrebel on Aug 25, 2015 22:05:01 GMT -5
I still think that Cuffed in a Cage is probably the worst thing that TNA ever did to a cage match. Let's take 12 or so guys, cram them in to one cage, and have them all scrambling to handcuff each other to the cage. Doesn't two dudes working while trying not to bump in to 10 other guys sound like a gripping, intense finale? Better yet, eliminate the two best teams in the match first so that it can be even more intense! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY What about the electricified cage match? where people climbed the stupid thing... or of course ARM WRESTLING IN A CAGE! The electrified cage may have been horrible, but it didn't have dudes in handcuffs flailing their arms about while Rellik lumbered around. Also, I forgot all about the f***ing Arm Wrestling match. Remember the reverse Knockouts cage match? |
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway.
Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Aug 25, 2015 22:12:58 GMT -5
Remember Crazzy Steve vs Kaz
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Emmet Russell
King Koopa
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Post by Emmet Russell on Aug 25, 2015 22:45:47 GMT -5
Remember Crazzy Steve vs Kaz How dare you remind me of that. |
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Aug 25, 2015 22:48:20 GMT -5
Remember the Dixie Land match, which was a cage match and then a ladder match?
Remember how boring the cage portion was because you knew anything that happened couldn't play into the finish at all?
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Aug 25, 2015 23:05:12 GMT -5
Tuxedo-Strap match between Sonjay Dutt and Jay Lethal. The objective was to strip the opponent but they couldn't do it because they were tied together
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Capt Lunatic
Unicron
Buttah in mah ass, lollipops in mah mouth
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Post by Capt Lunatic on Aug 25, 2015 23:05:21 GMT -5
I agree with OP. Just watching that match unfold was glorious trainwreck TV...on their biggest night no less.
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Post by "Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik on Aug 26, 2015 1:19:54 GMT -5
After this and that TripleMania cage match, I have to question why do companies keep booking these high flyers in giant cage matches that drastically limit their ability to do what they do best...
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Post by Deleted on Aug 26, 2015 1:43:07 GMT -5
After this and that TripleMania cage match, I have to question why do companies keep booking these high flyers in giant cage matches that drastically limit their ability to do what they do best... And with the giant cluttered cages, why has WWE never put a couple of high-flyers in the Punjabi Prison where they'd probably be awesome using the ropes and many walls to do all kinds of insane crap? |
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Post by cabbageboy on Aug 26, 2015 13:43:38 GMT -5
I thought the Kaz vs. Black Reign in the "Misty on a pole" match was pretty hilarious and terrible. Lockdown 2007 had a couple of horrid matches on it between the electrified cage match and the blindfold steel cage match.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Aug 26, 2015 13:50:33 GMT -5
I still think that Cuffed in a Cage is probably the worst thing that TNA ever did to a cage match. Let's take 12 or so guys, cram them in to one cage, and have them all scrambling to handcuff each other to the cage. Doesn't two dudes working while trying not to bump in to 10 other guys sound like a gripping, intense finale? Better yet, eliminate the two best teams in the match first so that it can be even more intense! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I feel like that style of match has been around since the territory days. I believe Foley has a story during a match in that style in his first book. |
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Aug 26, 2015 16:12:49 GMT -5
I still think that Cuffed in a Cage is probably the worst thing that TNA ever did to a cage match. Let's take 12 or so guys, cram them in to one cage, and have them all scrambling to handcuff each other to the cage. Doesn't two dudes working while trying not to bump in to 10 other guys sound like a gripping, intense finale? Better yet, eliminate the two best teams in the match first so that it can be even more intense! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I feel like that style of match has been around since the territory days. I believe Foley has a story during a match in that style in his first book. Yeah I think that was in World Class, a Thunderdome match I think it was called? And only ten guys, not twelve. |
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bob
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Post by bob on Aug 26, 2015 19:06:49 GMT -5
The fishmarket street fight between Shark Boy and someone I can't remember
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jagilki
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f*** Cancer
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Post by jagilki on Aug 26, 2015 19:19:39 GMT -5
Did they have a match with Bruce (Kwee Wee from WCW) vs. ? ? ? for.... uhm... to be "Queen" of TNA?
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Emmet Russell
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Post by Emmet Russell on Aug 26, 2015 20:00:13 GMT -5
I'm surprised they haven't done a reverse blindfold match yet where the ones who are blindfolded are the fans.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 26, 2015 20:29:25 GMT -5
I'm surprised they haven't done a reverse blindfold match yet where the ones who are blindfolded are the fans. No, no, a reverse blindfold match is when both guys have their eyes stapled open. |
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