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Post by One-Armed Drummer of Defrebel on Aug 27, 2015 21:07:49 GMT -5
PILLMAN'S GOT A GUN
WHAT A MOMENT THIS IS
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Post by Mozenrath on Aug 27, 2015 21:09:44 GMT -5
The thing is, tons of these moments were very much manufactured, but the self-referential way the WWE is now, it just comes across as silly. That's fine for sports or something with more left up to chance, but with a TV show, it is like if Al Bundy turned to the camera and yelled "THIS WILL BE IMPORTANT!" at a plot development.
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Post by Starshine on Aug 27, 2015 21:34:17 GMT -5
Vince - "We, in the WWF, think that you, the audience, are quite frankly, tired of having your 'intelligence insulted'. We also think that you're tired of the same old simplistic theory of 'Good Guys VS Bad Guys'. Surely the era of 'The super-hero urge you to say your prayers and take your vitamins' is definitely, passe." JR - "And don't forget fans, you too can voice your opinion by tweeting under the hashtag; #WWFAttitude. This is one helluva moment, King." King - "You're right JR, *seagull squark* Take a look at what I just tweeted; " vincemcmahon and @wwf always listens to their fans! #WWFAttitude." |
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Post by Zenengage on Aug 28, 2015 0:48:18 GMT -5
It's... Christian... What a historic moment....
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Post by Deleted on Aug 28, 2015 1:13:34 GMT -5
"The Ministry has just hung the Bossman from the top of the HIAC as it lifts up to the rafters...." 2.5 second pause... "Folks, the main event is up next, as Austin--" THIS ONE REALLY HAPPENED FOLKS. IT'S A LOL THREAD WHERE WE EXAGGERATE AND HAVE FUN BUT LET US ACKNOWLEDGE IT ALL TRULY DOES HAVE A HISTORICAL ORIGIN.  |
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Aug 28, 2015 1:26:36 GMT -5
It's... Christian... What a historic moment.... ...nah brah |
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Aug 28, 2015 2:28:46 GMT -5
Oh my! That's Pete Rose! What a WrestleMania Moment! Mr. Rose is a baseball legend, guys!
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Post by wallabylikeyou on Aug 28, 2015 2:51:09 GMT -5
"AUSTIN VS TAKER AT SUMMERSLAM I LOVE IT MAGGLE THAT UNDERTAKER ONLY GOT THIS TITLE OPPORTUNITY BY DRESSING UP AS HIS GOOF BROTHER EXPLAIN THAT MR. WAR CORRESPONDENT THIS MATCH IS IN SOME WAY LIKE FRANCE WINNING THE WORLD CUP AND THAT IS A SPORTS REFERENCE MAGGLE TAKER GOING TO THE TOP ROPE UH OH I THINK WE ABOUT TO HAVE OURSELVES A FLYING DEADMAN I LOVE IT MA...
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Post by "Magic" Mark Hurr on Aug 28, 2015 2:58:04 GMT -5
"Shawn Michaels is WWF champion! The boyhood dream has become the manhood moment!"
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Post by Cvslfc123 on Aug 28, 2015 4:55:46 GMT -5
Chris Jericho's debut
Michael Cole: Oh my god it's Chris Jericho! Chris Jericho is here. This is a vintage Raw moment! This will be trending worldwide!
JBL: CHRIS JERICHO MAGGLE! 4 TIME WCW CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION AND ONE TIME WORLD TELEVISION CHAMPION. BUT LOOK AT THAT STUPID HAIR DO, HE LOOKS LIKE HE HAS A CACTUS ON HIS HEAD! HE'LL NEVER MAKE IT HERE MAGGLE!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 28, 2015 5:44:42 GMT -5
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Post by MrElijah on Aug 28, 2015 5:46:13 GMT -5
Cole: He, uh, ever since he won the crown, Savage tries pass himself as, y'know, a king.
Ventura: Pass himself?! Did he beat Duggan?
Cole: Well yeah--
Ventura: So he's the King, Cole. So shut up and bow!
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Cole: Hogan wins! What a great moment!
Heenan: Yeah. Makes me want to have a movement.
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Post by Wolfman Rose on Aug 28, 2015 6:18:40 GMT -5
Oh yeah, Cole has never had a good call, and JR's commentary is perfect in every way. Cry more.
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Post by MrElijah on Aug 28, 2015 6:51:49 GMT -5
Oh yeah, Cole has never had a good call, and JR's commentary is perfect in every way. Cry more. Oh Cole has had his moments but, IMHO, his bad plus his corporate commentary outweighs his good. |
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Post by Wolfman Rose on Aug 28, 2015 8:05:13 GMT -5
Oh yeah, Cole has never had a good call, and JR's commentary is perfect in every way. Cry more. Oh Cole has had his moments but, IMHO, his bad plus his corporate commentary outweighs his good. At least Cole bothers to make sure he knows the damn wrestlers names. JR was awful in that respect. Tremendous for soundbites, but he's so overrated. |
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Aug 28, 2015 9:24:18 GMT -5
Should Savage and Miss Elizabeth reunite? Make sure to vote on the WWE app right now!
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Post by rippo on Aug 28, 2015 11:04:54 GMT -5
"I was talking to blah blah blah in the back and he told me he doesn't care what these fans think!"
I hate this damn quote and Cole uses it like three times a week.
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Post by Hot Noodle Truck on Aug 28, 2015 11:35:23 GMT -5
*Mankind is thrown off HIAC* "As God as my witness that was a great moment" *A wild big red monster appears* "I was talking to Paul Bearer backstage and he told me that was Kane, bah gawd what a moment for that family" *Jeff is reaching for the WWF championship* "Climb the Ladder, young man! Make yourself a memorable moment" *Austin wins at WM17* "Stone Cold Steve Austin has sold his soul to Satan himself to win the WWF title! Bah Gawd what a historic moment." What other great moments in wrestling history would be ruined by Michael Cole calling them a great moment instead of naturally coming up with a memorable quote? (Not necessarily by JR). Hearing those quotes in Coles voice gave me a headache and made me sad. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 28, 2015 11:42:30 GMT -5
Five Letters. Two Words. I Qui- WHAT A MOMENT!
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Aug 28, 2015 11:43:44 GMT -5
Oh yeah, Cole has never had a good call, and JR's commentary is perfect in every way. Cry more. There's absolutely no justification for that level of antagonism in this thread. Please don't make posts like that on FAN. |
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