Woo
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Post by Woo on Aug 28, 2015 11:45:09 GMT -5
Cole: "It's a different kind of high tonight for Eddie Guerrero!"
JBL: "Waaah waaaaah waaaah. He's a no good druggie Maggle!"
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Post by Deleted on Aug 28, 2015 12:01:40 GMT -5
"OH MY GOD, it's...it's TITO ORTIZ! WHAT A MOMENT! We invite you to use the hashtag #November1Warning on social media, to discuss this MMA legend's surprise appearance!" King - "You're right JR, *seagull squark* Take a look at what I just tweeted; " vincemcmahon and @wwf always listens to their fans! #WWFAttitude." That is the greatest description for the sound Lawler makes that I've ever seen.
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Post by Main Eventer on Aug 28, 2015 13:58:15 GMT -5
Oh Cole has had his moments but, IMHO, his bad plus his corporate commentary outweighs his good. At least Cole bothers to make sure he knows the damn wrestlers names. JR was awful in that respect. Tremendous for soundbites, but he's so overrated. He has mixed up the members of The Ascension multiple times. And has confused Kofi Kingston and Xavier Woods.
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Post by Wolfman Rose on Aug 28, 2015 18:22:34 GMT -5
Oh yeah, Cole has never had a good call, and JR's commentary is perfect in every way. Cry more. There's absolutely no justification for that level of antagonism in this thread. Please don't make posts like that on FAN. Apologies Cornfed. I really need to stop coming on here when I'm not sleeping.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Aug 28, 2015 18:27:45 GMT -5
It's cool. Just be cool brudda.
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Post by Main Eventer on Aug 28, 2015 20:12:35 GMT -5
Cole: "Oh My Bart Gunn just knocked out Dr. Death if you wanna talk about this we invite you to us the hashtag BrawlForAll.
*JR cries into a jar of BBQ Sauce.
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Post by Spider2024 on Aug 28, 2015 20:17:48 GMT -5
"Fingerpoke! Oh my!"
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Post by Andy Martin on Aug 29, 2015 7:27:53 GMT -5
To be fair, JR would have ruined more recent moments with his struggling to string together a coherent sentence and his constant screaming(sorry, his 'passion') to try and cover for it.
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Post by Woo on Aug 29, 2015 7:30:53 GMT -5
Foley is fighting Rock for the title on Raw when DX and the Corporation go it. Suddenly the sound of glass shattering plays.
Cole: "Oh my! What a moment."
...Wait, Cole DID commentate on that!
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Post by Andy Martin on Aug 29, 2015 7:56:17 GMT -5
Foley is fighting Rock for the title on Raw when DX and the Corporation go it. Suddenly the sound of glass shattering plays. Cole: "Oh my! What a moment." ...Wait, Cole DID commentate on that! And his call was damn good.
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Post by Woo on Aug 29, 2015 8:25:29 GMT -5
Foley is fighting Rock for the title on Raw when DX and the Corporation go it. Suddenly the sound of glass shattering plays. Cole: "Oh my! What a moment." ...Wait, Cole DID commentate on that! And his call was damn good. Yep. His calls then and for Guerrero's victory were outstanding. I think Cole is very good whenever he hasn't got Vince in his ear or he's on autopilot sitting next to that moron JBL.
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Post by Andy Martin on Aug 29, 2015 8:30:22 GMT -5
And his call was damn good. Yep. His calls then and for Guerrero's victory were outstanding. I think Cole is very good whenever he hasn't got Vince in his ear or he's on autopilot sitting next to that moron JBL. I think he's good most of the time, but he can get lost in the shuffle with JBL constantly yelling things.
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Post by Woo on Aug 29, 2015 8:45:40 GMT -5
Yep. His calls then and for Guerrero's victory were outstanding. I think Cole is very good whenever he hasn't got Vince in his ear or he's on autopilot sitting next to that moron JBL. I think he's good most of the time, but he can get lost in the shuffle with JBL constantly yelling things. Yeah. Honestly I never had a problem with Cole when he was on Smackdown with Tazz meanwhile I hated JR because he refused to learn the names of anybodies moves around the same time period.
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Post by tms on Aug 29, 2015 9:03:02 GMT -5
Man, this is both depressing and hilarious to read. Cole's always been the blandest, lamest commentator I've ever seen. He was only tolerable when he had Tazz next to him to call him out for being such a dweeb.
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Post by tms on Aug 29, 2015 9:07:35 GMT -5
Cole: He, uh, ever since he won the crown, Savage tries pass himself as, y'know, a king. Ventura: Pass himself?! Did he beat Duggan? Cole: Well yeah-- Ventura: So he's the King, Cole. So shut up and bow! ------------------------------ Cole: Hogan wins! What a great moment! Heenan: Yeah. Makes me want to have a movement. I wish 80s Jesse could commentate with Cole. Man, he would absolutely EVISCERATE him.
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Aug 29, 2015 13:29:27 GMT -5
*Vic Grimes is nearly murdered after being thrown violently off of a scaffold* "VINTAGE NEW JACK! What a moment for "The Ravenous One" New Jack. "HAHA I LOVE IT MAGGLE! Vic Grimes is gonna have to clean up grime as a janitor after that match!"
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Post by BRV on Aug 29, 2015 19:17:57 GMT -5
One of Michael Cole's most gratingly awful traits is when he's supposed to act surprised and he turns into a stuttering, blathering fool. Instead of letting the shock of a moment handle itself, he interjects and rants and rambles. If he called Chris Jericho's debut on Monday Night Raw, it definitely would have been something along the lines of, "King! Th-th-th-th-th-THAT'S CHRIS JERICHO!"
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Post by suave on Aug 29, 2015 19:36:51 GMT -5
Oh yeah, Cole has never had a good call, and JR's commentary is perfect in every way. Cry more. For all the bad Cole's put out over his career, his call of Mankind's first title win still gives me goosebumps.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 29, 2015 19:51:18 GMT -5
JBL: "Let me tell you Maggle, this Taka Michinoku is fun to watch."
Cole: "You know I spoke to Taka earlier and he told me 私は猫のように自分自身を洗います."
JBL: "AH LOVE IT!"
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Cole: "Members of the WWE universe have started to call King Kong Bundy "The Wildcat.""
JBL: "Look at him eating that chair, he's just having fun Maggle!"
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Post by sokratesschmitt on Aug 31, 2015 11:37:08 GMT -5
WWE Universe, what do You think is inside the egg at Survivor Series? Vote now via WWE App! A: Egg-Man B: Ric Flair C: Playmate of the month D: Something way more spectacular!
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