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Post by Malibu Albino on Sept 27, 2015 0:16:51 GMT -5
An apt description of the Fat Chance promo for Thunder.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Sept 27, 2015 1:29:33 GMT -5
I'm gonna be honest: I'm feeling a bit burnt out of late. I may be lightening my load following the pay per view today in some fashion.
I'm gonna sleep on that for now though. I'll try and get some promo stuff done when I awake.
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Post by TOO SWEET on Sept 27, 2015 11:28:23 GMT -5
WCW Thunder is in 30 minutes, ppv starts at 3pm!
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Post by Waffel113 on Sept 27, 2015 11:30:15 GMT -5
WCW Thunder is in 30 minutes, ppv starts at 3pm! My promos will be to you before the end of Thunder. Scout's Honor.
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Post by TOO SWEET on Sept 27, 2015 12:00:36 GMT -5
The cameras quickly focus in on Byron Saxton and Jerry Lawler. Hello WCW Universe! Don't change your channels, you're at the right location. Welcome to WCW Thunder, the ppv pre-show and kickoff to WCW Fall Brawl scheduled for tonight. My name is Byron Saxton and I'm joined by the all time great, Jerry Lawler and we'll be calling these matches before Renee and Corey come on out in a little bit. First thing to address how's it feel to be in WCW, Jerry?It's odd. It's different. I can't say I'm really used to it just yet. I'm still amazed at everything has taken place to bring us to this point where American wrestling now has competition again. But Stephanie offered me a position here and there was no way I could turn down that offer so I've put the past in its place and while I'll always have enjoyed my time in the WWE.... I'm a WCW man now.Glad to hear. Well as we continue to grow excited for the matches scheduled later tonight let's not forget about our five match card of our own. Our first battle will be a triple threat match between Bo Dallas, Heath Slater, and Paul Wight. Stephanie has mentioned through WCW.com that there will be a special reward for the winner if they can not just win but impress her tonight. That last reward is what led to Tyler Breeze having a chance to become WCW Heavyweight Champion tonight so I'd expect the best from all three of these men. After that, DJ Z faces Gregory Iron. These two have exchanged words and DJ Z has mocked Gregory time and time again. We'll see how they fare. Then we'll see a special unannounced match as Big Ryck who we saw a vignette for last week will make his debut. He looked intimidating King, but we'll see if he actually can back up that look with his actions.I'm interested to see too. But I'm more interested in what follows that... PUPPIES! Oh, I love the divas Byron and we get to see four of them right before our eyes as it'll be an over the top battle royal. Eva Marie, Margarita, Sasha Banks, and Velvet Sky! Oh, I can't wait! And in our main event we'll see Mark and Jay Briscoe team up with AJ Styles against the trio of Bull Dempsey, Matt Hardy, and Tommy Dreamer. It's rednecks vs fat people or as I would call it... Jim Ross vs Jim Ross. Sorry JR, I'm just kidding! We got a heck of a show so let's get started!We head backstage to Heath Slater. So Tonight is the night of unique opportunity. The heads of WCW are finally taking H-Sizzle serious. Well, it's all better late than never. All i have to do is beat Paul Wight, aka a man who has not won a single match, and Bo Dallas, who's only match won was ALL the way back in the first week against someone with a handicap....and Gregory Iron.
The WCW universe will feel the start of a new age, as when I start a new page it will be a new chapter, no laughter. After tonight is done, i will be the one, who will shoot down everyone with my verbal gun.
Whatever this opportunity is...its what I need...it's what I want.
And like Freddie Mercury....I WANT IT NOW
Showtime Baby... The next match is scheduled for one fall with a 15 minute time limit!
Coming to the ring first . . .You just have to Bolieve!Don't stop BolievingWeighing 235 pounds, from Brooksville, Florida, BO DALLAS!Bo Dallas has been in the pack so far in his time here at WCW. Won a triple threat match against DJ Z and Gregory Iron. Lost a tag match with Cesaro as his partner at War Pacts last week. A mixed bag. Do you Bolieve, King?Jerry laughs. Ha! I Bolieve... that Bo Dallas has a long way to go if he wants to become a big star here.Bo Dallas walks to the ring, having a headset with a microphone on. Good evening ladies and gentleman. Welcome to WCW Thunder! Live from American Airlines Center, right here in Miami, Florida!Bo grins and gives the thumbs up to the crowd. Ah, but I'm not here just to warm you up by talking up the show! I'm here because I have a match coming up! It's your boy Bo Dallas against Paul Wight and Heath Slater. It's an unique opportunity match, which suits me because I'm the ultimate opBortunist. And in this match, I'll show you how even the biggest and baddest men and Heath Slater can fall if you just Bolieve in yourself!
Bolieving is easy. You just have to think Bositive thoughts and breath out your negativity. No need to be sour when you can feel the Bower! Here, let's do a simple exercise.
Close your eyes. Even you there in the Okada shirt. Now open them. Close them again. Lift your left hand. Now your right hand. Raise your chin up. You there, in the Balor shirt, your other chin as well. Good. Now, breathe in. Sloooooooooooowly. Real deep breaths. Breathe out. Breathe in the Bositivity. Breathe out the negativity. Breathe in more Bositivity. Breathe out more negativity, the rest of it all. Good. Lower your hands. Open your eyes. Keep your chin up, be proud of the Bositivity that radiates from you.
Good. Now watch how your Bositivity and my Bolieving can make you go through even the biggest of challenges. Bo takes off the headset and starts to begin his last preparations before the match. Well... he sounds confident. Perhaps that may be the secret to a win over Paul Wight and Heath Slater.Coming next, his opponent!I'M A LET YOU FINISH IN A MOMENT....OtisWeighing in at his weight in gold, from Hollyhood, California, HEATH SLATER!Heath drew some attention by beating Jinder Mahal recently and has been looking to capitalize off of that.Heath enters the ring. You see, I enjoyed the one man country rock band thing Heath used to do. But this? RAP? This falls over my head. I thought this was WCW, Wrasslin territory, Byron.It's a new WCW, King. New rules, new players, new champions, and a new attitude.Coming next, their opponent!WELL...IT'S THE BIG SHOW! BigWeighing 450 pounds, from Tampa, Florida, THE BIG SHOW! THE GIANT! PAUL WIGHT!What was that about new players, Saxton? Because I recognize this face. The Big Show was a force in WCW and the WWE ever since stepping foot in the business. He's just so big. So large. How can Heath and Bo be expected to survive a match like this. Big Show eats meals larger than these men for breakfast!Big Show enters the ring and stares down his two competitors. Unique Opportunity Match Bo Dallas vs Heath Slater vs Paul Wight 10 Minutes (1:10pm)
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Post by Waffel113 on Sept 27, 2015 12:05:23 GMT -5
Heath blindfolds Paul Wight and sends him to a random, mysterious location.
I guess you could say he's...Lost in the World.
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Post by cageking666 on Sept 27, 2015 12:05:02 GMT -5
HEATH WITH A SLACKER DDT ON BO
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Post by armbar on Sept 27, 2015 12:05:48 GMT -5
Bo with a Rolling ElBo
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Post by TOO SWEET on Sept 27, 2015 12:10:59 GMT -5
Bo Dallas and Heath Slater double clothesline Paul Wight over the top rope. Paul lands on his feet but stumbles backwards and crashes to the ground. Bo raises his arm in celebration only for Heath to roll him up! 1-2-3!
Heath Slater wins! What he won, we don't know but its a unique opportunity that will be heading his way in the near future.
We cut to a parking lot where Rusev and Lana are making their way into the arena.
This was filmed earlier tonight, catching the number one contender for the NWA World Heavyweight Championship arriving! He'll be facing Okada in tonight's main event and he has sounded ready for the fight of his life. But right now, it's time for DJ Z vs Zema Ion!
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Post by TOO SWEET on Sept 27, 2015 12:12:26 GMT -5
The next match is scheduled for one fall with a 15 minute time limit!
Coming to the ring first . . .I get knocked down! But I get up again! You're never gonna keep me down!TubthumpingGregory Iron makes his way out and highfives the crowd. Weighing 154 pounds, from Cleveland, Ohio, GREGORY IRON!Gregory Iron has survived so many challenges that life has thrown his way. DJ Z hasn't shown him anywhere near the respect Gregory deserves and has made it his mission to bring Iron down.You'd think it would be easy to bring this guy down. Lillian said 150 pounds but there's no way this guy is even 100 pounds soaking wet with two bricks in his pocket.Looks can be deceiving. Iron is an accomplished athlete who has... well, struggled to find his footing here in WCW so far.Coming next, his opponent!VERY LOUD AIRHORNRockstarWeighing 170 pounds, from The Philippines, DJ Z!Zema taunts on the stage. DJ Z... apparently wearing a rainbow chia pet on his head.His look may be a bit different than what traditionalists are used to but DJ Z brings that new school style and flow. It's a shame that his attitude is so terrible or the crowd might easily get behind DJ Z.DJ Z vs Gregory Iron 10 Minutes (1:22pm)
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Post by Waffel113 on Sept 27, 2015 12:13:13 GMT -5
This is disappointing.
Iron with the Disabler!
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Post by cageking666 on Sept 27, 2015 12:13:24 GMT -5
They both hit eachother with DDTs
Don't know it's possible
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Post by TOO SWEET on Sept 27, 2015 12:20:15 GMT -5
Iron with the Iron Deficiency! It's crippling!
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Post by TOO SWEET on Sept 27, 2015 12:22:34 GMT -5
Iron leaps off the top rope! Frog Splash! Cover... and the victory! The little nothing won? Color me surprised. Then again, that chia pet fella wasn't too impressive looking either.Gregory Iron scores a win over DJ Z and perhaps has put the man in his place. Speaking of people who need to be put in their place...We head backstage where Antonio Cesaro is standing with Alexa Bliss. Alexa is reviewing footage of Son Of Havoc's match against Fandango. OH! ALEXA! Her place is right here on my lap if you ask me!That's why no one did. Alexa Bliss is with her newest client, Antonio Cesaro. At Fall Brawl her other clients, her minions Blake and Murphy face off against Son of Havoc and a mystery partner. A lot of speculation around that one. Also been a lot of talk about our next match as Big Ryck debuts. Let's get back to ringside for that one.The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Already in the ring, from La Hoya, California, weighing in at 265 pounds, Marty "The Moth" Martinez!A moth? That's the least intimidating thing I've ever heard of!Somebody, been runnin' a long time...New God FlowAnd his opponent, from Vernon, California, weighing in at 316 pounds, BIG RYCK!Ryck teased that he was coming to WCW in a video last week, but I don't think anyone expected him this soon!I don't think Martinez is long for this match. Just look at him!Ryck carries a cigar in one hand and a mic in another. He takes a drag from the cigar before putting it out on the turnbuckle pad and entering the ring, getting up to Martinez and blowing smoke in his face. I'll make this short and sweet. I serve the highest bidder, and sooner or later, you'll all see who that man is. But right now? Now, you're blind. And in the kingdom of the blind...Ryck blasts Martinez with the microphone! ...The one-eyed man is king.
RING THE BELL!Ryck throws his mic away as the referee calls for the bell. Big Ryck vs. Marty Martinez (Vote if you want but this right here is domination) 5 Minutes (1:27pm)
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Post by Waffel113 on Sept 27, 2015 12:24:48 GMT -5
HOTTER THAN THE FLORIDA SUN
Ryck with the corner lariats!
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Post by TOO SWEET on Sept 27, 2015 12:27:21 GMT -5
Martinez barely has time to recover from Ryck's pre-match attack when the big man starts to rain down on him with a series of shots. Marty desperately tries to cover up, but Ryck continues to throw punches, before the referee finally forces him off.
A momentary reprieve for Marty, because I don't think Ryck's even close to done with him.
Marty stumbles up into the corner, just in time for Big Ryck to charge in with a huge lariat! Ryck picks him up and puts him on his shoulders, running powerslam! Cover!
1! 2!
Martinez kicks out!
I don't know how he kicked out there, but I think that may be his last gasp.
Ryck grabs Marty by the throat and drags him up. He hoists Martinez into the air, keeps him there for three...four...five seconds...
How long's he gonna keep him up there?
And finally drives him into the mat with a chokeslam!
Ryck calls that the Book of Revelation, and it's definitely the end of the world for Marty Martinez! And Ryck isn't done. Look at what he's doing now!
Ryck grabs Martinez's leg and wraps it around his neck for a stretch muffler! He starts wrenching way back, and Martinez quickly taps out!
Here is your winner, BIG RYCK!
Ryck reaches over the side of the ring and grabs a mic, all the while pulling a fresh cigar and a lighter out of his pocket. He lights the cigar and takes another pull before speaking.
What you just saw is the first of what will be many victims. Anyone who tries to mess with me, or my employer, just look at what I did to Marty here and think twice. You only have one chance to stay off of my bad side, and if I were you, I wouldn't waste it!
And just to make sure you get the message...
Ryck kneels down and puts his cigar out on Marty's back! Martinez cries out in pain as Ryck straightens up.
Consider that your only warning. Big Ryck is here, and he's bringing hell with him.
Ryck throws his mic out and exits the ring as we fade backstage to Charlotte Flair stretching with her father, Ric Flair, standing close by.
Charlotte Flair will be battling Bayley to attempt to become the first WCW Women's Champion. But up next, we'll determine the number one contender through a four woman over the top rope battle royal.
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Post by TOO SWEET on Sept 27, 2015 12:29:33 GMT -5
The next match is the over the top battle royal to determine a number one contender for the WCW Women's Championship!The camera pans around the ring where Margarita, Eva Marie, Velvet Sky, and Sasha Banks are in the ring. Oh Byron, this is one of the reasons I love my job. Look at this ring! Eva Marie, Velvet Sky, Sasha Banks! I feel like I'm in heaven! If I pass out, please get one of them to give me CPR!...I can see if Margarita will be available. Let's look beyond appearances, Jerry. Velvet Sky may be a little out of her league here because she is with three of the bests. Sasha Banks, the Boss, has proven herself time and time again on NXT and here in WCW as one of the top talent. Eva Marie, all red everything, has been struggling to adapt to our wrestling based priority for the women rather than looks. And Margarita has the clear size advantage. The other three are going to need to work together if they somehow want to get her off of her feet and over the top rope.OVER THE TOP ROPE BATTLE ROYAL Eva Marie vs Margarita vs Sasha Banks vs Velvet Sky 10 Minutes (1:39pm)(Vote for the end winner, not an order of elimination sort of thing)
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Post by TOO SWEET on Sept 27, 2015 12:30:18 GMT -5
Sasha with a Bossy backfist to Velvet's face.
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Post by cageking666 on Sept 27, 2015 12:33:06 GMT -5
Eva with a spear on everyone
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Post by Malibu Albino on Sept 27, 2015 12:34:10 GMT -5
Sasha with a Boss Toss which is just her tossing Margarita out of the ring.
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