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Post by Dub H on Sept 5, 2015 15:49:31 GMT -5
The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Already in the ring, from Sin City, weighing in at 291 pounds, Ryback!Ryback, a former Intercontinental Champion, one of the best pure power wrestlers we have today.He's going to be catching hell tonight, though, because his opponent is not in a good mood.FightAnd his opponent, from Marieville, Quebec, Canada, weighing in at 266 pounds, Kevin Owens!Owens came up just short of defeating Kazuchika Okada to win the NWA World Heavyweight Championship, but he's walking out here tonight without a title.I certainly hope Ryback has his affairs in order, because I wouldn't want to be facing him tonight.Kevin Owens vs. Ryback (Squash) 5 Minutes (TIME)
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Sept 5, 2015 15:51:12 GMT -5
Owens with the Reverse Neckbreaker, followed by shouting at the camera!
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Post by Giul T. on Sept 5, 2015 15:53:54 GMT -5
Kevin with a gator roll
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Post by Dub H on Sept 5, 2015 15:55:35 GMT -5
Ryback hits Kevin Owens with a meat hook,Kevin Owens roll to the corner of the ring before Rybakc can do anything else.
Ryback charges at Owens who quickly rolls out of the way,hitting the turnbuckle. Ryback turns around still dazzed and grabs Ryback...HE LIFTS RYBACK,POP-UP POWERBOMB!
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Kevin Owens gets up yelling as at the crowd and at Ryback as the bell rings,saying HE should be the champion. That he was robbed from his title.
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Post by Dub H on Sept 5, 2015 15:56:19 GMT -5
We go to the back with Leva Bates and Mia Yim. Leva's bouncing on the soles of her feet, shaking her limbs out and generally looking fired up. Mia grins at her enthusiasm, resting a hand on Leva's shoulder.
"Alright, Leva. Alicia Fox, Diva's Championship round robin match. You've got this. You're gonna be the champ. Tell me why."
Leva nods enthusiastically, cracking her neck with a smile.
"'cause we're here to kick butt, take names, and get paid, and the champion kicks more butt and gets paid more than anyone else! I'm awesome, Alicia Fox is...well, she's...she's really pretty? Not much more I can say..."
Mia nods, making a "go on" gesture with her hand.
"Okay...anything about her wrestling? Do you think she's good, bad, ugly, Jackie Gayda...?"
Leva shrugs her shoulders and makes an "I don't know" sound.
"I'm not sure? I guess I just haven't seen her wrestle much..."
Mia pauses, staring at Leva for a few seconds in surprise.
"You...what about the footage I sent you to study? The practice tapes? Didn't you watch any of those?"
Leva grins sheepishly at her partner.
"Uhm...see, Netflix just added a bunch of new stuff, and I forgot to check my e-mail, so...no?"
Mia shakes her head, groaning and facepalming.
"You... I...why do I even...alright, you, come with me. We don't have a lot of time, so I'm going to give you the short, short version. And then? I guess we need to go over the ground rules. Again. Until maybe you actually remember."
Mia grabs Leva by the arm, dragging her off as Leva yells out in despair.
"No! Don't take me away! I'll be good! I don't want to go on the cart!"
Mia lets out a disgusted noise as she hauls Leva off and we cut away.
Alicia Fox is pacing around backstage muttering to herself.
So, Dean Ambrose thinks he's too good for me? Despite everything I've told him coming true he still thinks that he can win on his own? Oh sure, team up with Drew McIntyre, not like that guy is known for being a choke artist! Fine then, Dean. If you want to ignore me than I'll just have to wait for you to come crawling back, because you will.
In the meantime, I think I'll put my focus on this tournament for the Diva's title. It's been a long time since I held that title but it won't be too much longer before it's back around my waist again. People say I've gotten crazier since then, that I've become more unhinged. I don't agree with that. I think I've simply gotten more aggressive and more aware of what it takes to win.
Leva Bates, your little "manic pixie dream girl" gimmick is cute, but cute doesn't win you matches. You don't have what it takes. Sure, you have Mia Yim standing in your corner, doing all the work for you, but even that won't be enough against me. See, I've got a magic touch and you're going to see it first hand tonight! See you out there.
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Post by Dub H on Sept 5, 2015 15:57:40 GMT -5
The following contest is part of the Diva's Championship Round Robin, and is scheduled for one fall!Battle Without Honor or HumanityIntroducing first, accompanied by Mia Yim, from Gotham City, Florida, Leva Bates!Bates impressive in her debut match a week ago, defeating Becky Lynch!Now we'll get to see if she can keep that momentum up.Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-PartyAnd her opponent, from Ponte Vedra Beach, Florida, Alicia Fox!Alicia, connected in some way to Dean Ambrose. With her help, he managed to advance to the final round of the NWA World Heavyweight Championship tournament.But now she'll have to focus on Leva Bates. Everybody wants that Diva's Championship, but only two of these six women are going to have a shot at it come October.Diva's Championship Round Robin Leva Bates (0) vs. Alicia Fox (0) 10 Minutes (6:06)
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Post by Giul T. on Sept 5, 2015 16:00:35 GMT -5
Alicia with a foxxxxxxy neck breaker
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Sept 5, 2015 16:01:54 GMT -5
Leva with the Severe Self-Interest bicep slicer!
Somewhere backstage, Dean Malenko nods in approval.
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Post by Malibu Albino on Sept 5, 2015 16:10:25 GMT -5
Fox with the Magic Touch!
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Post by cageking666 on Sept 5, 2015 16:10:17 GMT -5
....god damn i didn't realize Dub was running the show
I'll post The Cagey Promo post show
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Post by Dub H on Sept 5, 2015 16:10:59 GMT -5
Alicia keeps Leva on the ground,kicking her down,trying to control the pace. Mia keeps hitting the hands against the mat,trying to pump up Leva and to advice her.
Alicia fox hold her up to set up for the Axe Kick,but when Alicia Fox comes down witht he kick,Leva quickly steps out of the way,both divas glance at each other and both hit a super kick at 10:10.Both fall down to the ground
The Ref starts to count ..
8...9...
Mia is desperate,yelling for Leva to get up,but both divas barely manage to lift.
10!
The match ends in a double count as both divas take a few seconds,rolling out fo the ring.
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Post by Dub H on Sept 5, 2015 16:14:29 GMT -5
Electronic CountdownTakeoverChristian comes out in street clothes, and gets a nice pop from the crowd. His hand is bandaged up from the assault and battery he recieved at the hands of Cage at SummerSlam. He points out to all his peeps and clutches his head as he makes his way down. Christian gets in the ring and gets a mic. Welcome to this impromptu Peep Show. As you all know, This last week I've had my encounters with one Cage. For reasons that fly beyond me, He has decided to get in the way of the Instant Classic. But the last two encounters have taught me something. Rushing a guy that looks like Cage, is probably not the best Idea I've had...and Brian Cage, you're a coward.The crowd oooohs as Christian paces the ring, nodding behind his claim. First, you attacked me from behind and threw me into the stage set, not a match, not provoked, Hell I didn't even get to say a word before you started the beatdown. Then at Summerslam, I had you. You didn't expect me to give you a fight back, so when I took you into my crowd of Peeps, you starting getting desperate. You had to use a foreign object to turn the tide. I still remember that Steel Chair shot, and how I was still on ticking until that Discus Lariat. You know you can't beat me straight up one on one, because I have far more experience, and I'm willing to do things that you never even THOUGHT of and I wi-The image of Cage on the Titantron stops Christian's words in its tracks. You will what? Beg for one more match?
I ambushed you just simply because you are you. Mr. Lost Charisma, Mr. Ancient Blood. The only thing that confirmed my theory was Summerslam, and that was simply all calculated my dear Christian. See, you think you were getting shots in, but I just wanted you to feel good before I took you out like Old Yellar. I thought Summerslam would have taught you to just keep to yourself...but by the looks of it, I need to finish the job.
See you soon Cage flashes a smile as the Titantron fades out ----------------------------------------- Where Samoa Joe happens to be: After a couple of weeks' absence, I'm back in action.
But what a time to get back in: tonight, I have a chance to put myself in contention to be a champion again. It's something I've done many times before, and it's something I'm looking forward to doing again.
So tonight, I face Damien Sandow. Sandow, now, he's been halfway decent, but he hasn't yet defeated anyone whose career resume approaches what I've done. Beating Miz in a Street Fight is good and all, but Miz isn't exactly what I consider an Earth-shattering foe. Compared to most of those I've faced, anyway.
Sandow can bring all the long words and "intelligence" that he wants but the bottom line is that I am more determined than he'll ever be to be world champion, and when this match is said and done, I'll be the one who takes that step again.
Tonight, Joe's gonna knock Sandow out.We go backstage to Damien Sandow. Ladies and gentlemen, I have done just as I said I would, I've beaten that foul creature known as the Miz, not just beaten, but demolished! I have proven to the world that yes, I, Damien Sandow, am quite simply the greatest man to ever live, and well, you should all get in line behind me. It seems that the top brass of this corporation think likewise, for I have been given a shot at the top title in this company. At the next pay per view, it will be I, Damien Sandow, versus Jeff Hardy, a lowly man.
"But Damien", you say, "You aren't even the number 1 contender yet!" Yes, I am very aware of that fact, but winning my match tonight is just a formality, because everyone knows that I can and will beat Samoa Joe. Joe, you're kidding yourself if you think you can hang with Damien Sandow. What's your claim to fame? You mad some muscle-bound freak tap out? Bravo, bravo. You were a big deal in some other companies? That's great for you, Joe, but this isn't a high-school gym, and I'm not some eighteen year old ready for you to trounce. I don't care what you were in another promotion, this is the WWE, and I'm the smartest man in wrestling. You, with your lowly islander brain, cannot hope to compare with that. You savage.
After I best Samoa Joe tonight (which I will), there's the matter of Jeffrey Hardy to deal with. The current WWE champion, and a poor one, at that. You see, I cannot allow some washed-up halfwit druggie to represent our company, not when I'm around, anyway. Only the very best should even be considered for a championship shot, and Hardy's one of the very worst. It should not be too hard to best him, because he'll likely show up to the PPV high as a kite!
So, to recap. I'm a man who you can count on to be a good, honest, and pious champion. Unlike Samoa Joe, whose savage and bestial nature would make us seem more like a zoo, and Jeff Hardy, the living embodiment of all that is bad about humanity.
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Post by Dub H on Sept 5, 2015 16:16:41 GMT -5
The following WWE Heavyweight Championship #1 contender match is scheduled for one fall, and is our main event of the evening!HALLELUJAH!Hallelujah ChorusIntroducing first, from Palo Alto, California, weighing in at 247 pounds, Damien Sandow!Sandow finally got the best of The Miz at SummerSlam, and now has his sights set on championship gold!But he's got a difficult opponent in the way tonight if he wants a shot at Jeff Hardy.Godzilla March/Mama Said Knock You OutAnd his opponent, from Huntington Beach, California, weighing in at 289 pounds, Samoa Joe!Joe managed to make the machine Cage tap out in both men's first match in WWE, and now he wants the gold.But if Sandow can survive a Street Fight and come back today with no ill effects, he can hang with Samoa Joe.WWE Heavyweight Championship #1 Contender Match Damien Sandow vs. Samoa Joe 15 Minutes (5:30)
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Post by Giul T. on Sept 5, 2015 16:19:43 GMT -5
Samoa Joe with that sto from the corner that I love so very much.
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Post by Malibu Albino on Sept 5, 2015 16:20:20 GMT -5
Well didn't make it to vote for my match but I can atleast vote for the Main Event! Sandow with the Elbow of Disdain!
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Post by Dub H on Sept 5, 2015 16:25:01 GMT -5
Cage vs Cage shenanigans edited in before promos,check it,it is good stuff.
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Post by Dub H on Sept 5, 2015 16:26:45 GMT -5
Samoa Joe follows his Mamma Advice,Knocking Sandow out.
Samoa Mamma smiles proudly at her son
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Post by Fake Jesus on Sept 5, 2015 16:29:36 GMT -5
Sandow with a ddt
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Post by Fake Jesus on Sept 5, 2015 16:30:54 GMT -5
Considering this is a draw, I'm fine with a triple threat.
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Post by Dub H on Sept 5, 2015 16:43:57 GMT -5
Samoa Joe goes to life Sandow for a Suplex but Sandow refuses to go,staying in place,Samoa Joe tries to force it,managing to lift Sandow half way up before dropping him to the ground
"JOE IS GONNA KILL YOU.JOE IS GONNA KILL YOU"
Joe nods his head at the crowd,and goes tot he fallen Sandow,holding Sandow arm between his legs and both hands on his face.CROSSFRACE!Sandow yells in pain but refuses to tap,starting to drag himself to the ropes
As he gets close Joe lets go but quickly,changes applying an armbar to Sandow.Sandow does not give up,still managing to draw himself to the ropes!
Sandow catches his breath as Joe breaks the hold.Joe gets near Sandow again to grab him but Sandow swiftly trips Joe making him fall chin first into the top rope.Sandow grabs Joe head and furiously starts to mash it with his knees ,trying to maximize the damage before trowing him into the ground.
When Sandow goes for the Elbow Drop ,Joe manages to take Sandow down and go for a triangle choke hold!Sandows seems desperate as Joe has a firm grip,even so Sandow manage to push Joe forward a little,leaving his shoulders against the mat.Joe does not notice and keeps a tight hold.
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At the same time the ref counts 3 ,Sandow starts to tap,starting to lose his conscience to the choke.
Both man lay in the ground as the bell rings and Joe lets go of the hold.The referees discuss ringside before the announcer comes back to the ring
A winner cannot be agreed on this match and therefore it has ended in a draw
Both man look without belief,Sandow regaining most of his conscience,starting to argue with the referee as the show ends.
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