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Post by Pushed to the Moon on Sept 3, 2015 16:45:24 GMT -5
I know he was just responding to an on screen question but I like to think he was sitting there and it just dawned on him that he thought Stephanie was hot.
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Sept 3, 2015 17:03:01 GMT -5
I'm still trying to figure out when Bret got his degree in "Savagery." I think it's a 50 or so year college degree everybody is automatically engaged in. He recently graduated as valedictorian with a major in "I'm too old to give a shit." I'm kind of disappointed that the Undertaker is so committed to his character that we'll probably never get to see him in full-on curmudgeon mode. Though I'd love for there to be an interview where the guy asks him a question, and he just kicks them in the dick and walks away.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Sept 3, 2015 17:04:02 GMT -5
4/10 boners.
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Sept 3, 2015 17:29:22 GMT -5
I found it odd that his list of people he stays in contact with went Austin, Punk, the freaking Bellas. Real subtle, Bret.
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Post by tigermaskxxxvii on Sept 3, 2015 17:51:14 GMT -5
I found it odd that his list of people he stays in contact with went Austin, Punk, the freaking Bellas. Real subtle, Bret. Bret meanders over to Brie and slowly leans his arm into a door frame so he can get real close to her: "So, you have a thing for white bread technical wrestlers, eh?"
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Sept 3, 2015 19:50:26 GMT -5
He's got that right. So that's why he doesn't rate Triple H highly, he hates him for banging Steph.
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Post by saintpat on Sept 3, 2015 20:14:18 GMT -5
I think it's a 50 or so year college degree everybody is automatically engaged in. He recently graduated as valedictorian with a major in "I'm too old to give a shit." I'm kind of disappointed that the Undertaker is so committed to his character that we'll probably never get to see him in full-on curmudgeon mode. I thought that was his character now.
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Post by Greer on Sept 3, 2015 20:41:59 GMT -5
I love Bret Hart.
The guy is just so genuine. He's gone through so much. His mother and father dying. His brother dying in a wrestling ring. The concussion and the stroke. He doesn't give a f*** and it's awesome.
"No Stu Impressions. I'm too tired"
"Please tell Vince, um, I missed it"
Just great.
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Sept 3, 2015 22:45:15 GMT -5
It's simultaneously lame and amazing that whenever a Bret Hart interview comes up, my first thought is, "Does he talk about boners though?"
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Post by Deleted on Sept 3, 2015 22:49:49 GMT -5
"Do I like Hulk Hogan-No I don't, I think he's a phony piece of shit."
"I could talk to Jake Roberts, but who wants to do that?"
"Martha Hart is making an ass of herself."
Bret Hart truly is the best. I love guys like him and Austin who have all the reason in the world to just give up on wrestling all together, but still stay engaged in what's happening and encourage the younger guys. To be Kevin Owens and hear Bret calling you the best wrestler in the world has to be such a crazy thing.
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Post by chazraps on Sept 3, 2015 22:54:03 GMT -5
I found it odd that his list of people he stays in contact with went Austin, Punk, the freaking Bellas. Real subtle, Bret. What if it turns out the Bellas are just really, really cool?
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Sept 3, 2015 23:01:52 GMT -5
I found it odd that his list of people he stays in contact with went Austin, Punk, the freaking Bellas. Real subtle, Bret. What if it turns out the Bellas are just really, really cool? Maybe they are, but Bret's on record as saying he grades women wrestlers on a boner scale, so...
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Post by Dr. Mantis Toboggan on Sept 4, 2015 0:50:04 GMT -5
According to someone that watched the original Periscope, the "Stephanie's hot" comment was in response to someone saying that Bret's wife, Stephanie Hart, is hot and he agreed.
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Post by Madagascar Fred on Sept 4, 2015 4:36:25 GMT -5
What was insane about the interview? It seems like almost every Bret Hart interview the past 10 years just being brutually honest and making at least one controversial statement that sounds worse without context this one being "Hogan is probably glad Piper is dead." Outside of that the most insane things is the recording being done vertically and not horizontally and Heineken?! f*** THAT SHIT! PABST BLUE RIBBON! did you read my op? insanely honest...read first, comprehend later
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Sept 4, 2015 4:54:11 GMT -5
"Do I like Hulk Hogan-No I don't, I think he's a phony piece of shit." "I could talk to Jake Roberts, but who wants to do that?" "Martha Hart is making an ass of herself." Bret Hart truly is the best. I love guys like him and Austin who have all the reason in the world to just give up on wrestling all together, but still stay engaged in what's happening and encourage the younger guys. To be Kevin Owens and hear Bret calling you the best wrestler in the world has to be such a crazy thing. Plus it actually means something, unlike a guy like Flair who'll like anything if you pay him, Bret actually means it when he likes a guy.
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Post by Mochi Lone Wolf on Sept 4, 2015 4:56:07 GMT -5
Bret's always been brutally honest. Almost to a fault I would say.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 4, 2015 10:34:36 GMT -5
What was insane about the interview? It seems like almost every Bret Hart interview the past 10 years just being brutually honest and making at least one controversial statement that sounds worse without context this one being "Hogan is probably glad Piper is dead." Outside of that the most insane things is the recording being done vertically and not horizontally and Heineken?! f*** THAT SHIT! PABST BLUE RIBBON! did you read my op? insanely honest...read first, comprehend later Still why wasn't titled insanely honest interview? Insane interview sounds like a title Buzzfeed would use
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Post by Manute Bol on Sept 4, 2015 10:49:05 GMT -5
"Unfortunately some of the best wrestlers from my generation are not around anymore, unless you wanna talk to Jake Roberts which is kinda like...who wants to do that?"
Amazing.
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Post by The Ichi on Sept 4, 2015 13:21:51 GMT -5
I wish people would leave Martha alone personally. I want a best of Owen Hart DVD as much as the next guy, but that was her husband. She has every right to have WWE by the balls on this thing.
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Post by ThankGodForSidJustice on Sept 4, 2015 13:43:35 GMT -5
Bret has always been funny but in an unintentional way which makes it even better. Like he's saying all these things that are either hilarious or ridiculous, but he's completely unaware as he's always saying it in a reserved dead pan voice.
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