Spider2024
Patti Mayonnaise
Dedicated 6,666th post to Irontyger
I believe in Joe Hendry.
Posts: 39,170
|
Post by Spider2024 on Feb 10, 2017 9:20:42 GMT -5
You can only imagine what Sasha Banks's mood would be... if she has to lose a match... at an airport.
|
|
|
Post by bibboid on Feb 24, 2017 14:18:11 GMT -5
A family of tomatoes were walking down the street. The little boy tomato kept lagging behind. The father tomato yelled back at him, "Ketchup!!"
|
|
Brood Lone Wolf Funker
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway. Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
Posts: 61,747
|
Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Feb 24, 2017 14:52:31 GMT -5
Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands {Spoiler}Because they are dead [\Spoiler]
|
|
ERON
Hank Scorpio
Posts: 6,773
|
Post by ERON on Feb 24, 2017 21:24:00 GMT -5
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
He doesn't want to be spotted.
|
|
|
Post by Sponsored by Groose Wipes on Feb 24, 2017 21:27:27 GMT -5
12,000 posts, and I didn't drew a single dime.
|
|
Mozenrath
FANatic
Foppery and Whim
Speedy Speed Boy
Posts: 121,020
|
Post by Mozenrath on Feb 24, 2017 21:35:31 GMT -5
What drink should you order at Tom's Diner?
Mountain dew dew dew dew dew dew, dew dew dew dew dew dew dew
|
|
|
Post by DASH 243✅ on Feb 24, 2017 21:44:39 GMT -5
i tried to catch fog once i mist
|
|
chazraps
Wade Wilson
Better have my money when I come-a collect!
Posts: 27,938
|
Post by chazraps on Feb 24, 2017 22:31:31 GMT -5
What drink should you order at Tom's Diner? Mountain dew dew dew dew dew dew, dew dew dew dew dew dew dew Legit the best joke I've heard in a while
|
|
chazraps
Wade Wilson
Better have my money when I come-a collect!
Posts: 27,938
|
Post by chazraps on Feb 24, 2017 22:32:57 GMT -5
What do you call the vampire who starred in 'Happy Days?'
Donny Mostferatu
|
|
Urethra Franklin
King Koopa
When Toronto sports teams lose, Alison Brie is sad
Posts: 11,088
|
Post by Urethra Franklin on Feb 25, 2017 0:35:38 GMT -5
Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?
Well, it's very nice.
|
|
|
Post by bibboid on Feb 25, 2017 0:57:45 GMT -5
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay they would be bagels.
|
|
|
Post by bitteroldman on Feb 25, 2017 17:16:07 GMT -5
Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Well, it's very nice. Stevie hasn't
|
|
|
Post by bitteroldman on Feb 25, 2017 17:17:45 GMT -5
Why did the pervert cross the road?
He was stuck in the chicken
|
|
|
Post by bibboid on Mar 10, 2017 2:25:54 GMT -5
How do you organize a party in space?
You planet.
|
|
|
Post by Father Dougal McGuire on Mar 10, 2017 2:56:57 GMT -5
Whats brown and rests on a piano stool? Beethoven's last movement.
What do you get when you mix Vince Russo with a easter lily? A blooming idiot.
|
|
|
Post by DASH 243✅ on Mar 10, 2017 18:16:12 GMT -5
Horse walks into a bar Bartender: why the long face? Horse: my alcoholism is destroying my family
|
|
The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
Posts: 11,548
|
Post by The Unconquered Sun on Mar 17, 2017 16:24:00 GMT -5
Why do chicken coup only have 2 doors? If they had 4 doors they would be chicken sedans!
|
|
|
Post by DASH 243✅ on Mar 18, 2017 10:32:03 GMT -5
What does a perverted frog say? Rubbit
|
|
|
Post by arrogantmodel on Mar 19, 2017 1:57:14 GMT -5
An old man is walking around a nursing home looking sad. A nurse comes up and asks him why he looks so down. The old man says, "My penis died."
The nurse says, "Oh. Well, I'm sorry to hear that." And they part ways.
The next day, the nurse sees the old man again, but this time, his penis is hanging out of his pants. So she walks up and says, "Ummm, excuse me, but I thought you told me that your penis died."
The old man says, "It did. Today's the viewing."
|
|
|
Post by bibboid on Mar 25, 2017 2:06:59 GMT -5
What does a theoretical physicist drink his beer out of?
An Einstein.
|
|