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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Sept 6, 2015 21:04:17 GMT -5
Consider it done bro! NO-ONE WILL SEE IT COMING, BRO!
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Post by Can you afford to pay me, Gah on Sept 7, 2015 7:51:01 GMT -5
Here I thought we where going to book a Meatloaf as champion. A bunch of cooked meat in a loaf pan.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 7, 2015 11:03:54 GMT -5
Here I thought we where going to book a Meatloaf as champion. A bunch of cooked meat in a loaf pan. Better champion than Khoya.
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FinalGwen
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by FinalGwen on Sept 7, 2015 12:35:53 GMT -5
Took his guitar and smashed it against the wall, smashed it against the floor, smashed it against the body of a varsity cheerleader, smashed it against the hood of a car, smashed it against the 1981 Harley Davidson, never drew a dime.
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It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Sept 7, 2015 22:00:55 GMT -5
I'd do anything for my love of wrestling...but I won't do that.
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Post by James Fabiano on Sept 8, 2015 12:18:06 GMT -5
He is still on a rampage, looking for who stole his f***ing paints.
(Now let's see who gets this reference)
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Post by James Fabiano on Sept 8, 2015 12:22:41 GMT -5
DID YOU KNOW: one of Michael Bay's first projects was the music video for "I'd Do Amything for Love?" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Innocence lost, right there.
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Post by Sephiroth on Sept 8, 2015 12:56:44 GMT -5
DID YOU KNOW: one of Michael Bay's first projects was the music video for "I'd Do Amything for Love?" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Innocence lost, right there. And also one of the first appearances of Angelina Jolie was in the video for Rock and Roll dreams
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Post by sunnytaker on Sept 14, 2015 14:46:32 GMT -5
i'd do anything for wrestling, but I won't do THAT!
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Sept 14, 2015 21:17:58 GMT -5
only if his tag team partner is Jack Black and they're billed as coming from Kickapoo, Missouri
*warning - language*
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Post by Welfare Willis on Sept 14, 2015 23:24:39 GMT -5
Bake at 425 Degrees for thirty minutes and serve the TNA world title as needed.
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Post by saintpat on Sept 15, 2015 0:25:12 GMT -5
You asked for it ...
Meat Loaf signs with TNA as the featured performer at Bound for Glory, where he does a short set after singing the national anthem.
Backstage, he leads a group of ninjas in kidnapping Samoa Joe, who is to challenge Eric Young for the title in the main event.
Meat Loaf takes Joe's place in the championship bout and goes all David Arquette to win a Two out of Three (Falls) Ain't Bad match to take the title.
Loaf shows up on Impact and delivers his famous, "Hot Patootie, Bless my Soul ... I am YOUR new TNA champion!!!" pipe bomb promo. When he finishes, his attention is drawn to the rafters above the ring, where Crow Sting in a black trench coat looks down and points to him with his trademark baseball bat.
Over the next several weeks, Loaf attempts to befriend Sting, convincing him that he had nothing to do with Joe getting kidnapped by ninjas and that he only took Joe's place because he didn't want the fans to be disappointed with no title match. Serenading Sting with power ballads, he wins him over.
Loaf says he will happily defend the title against his new best buddy at Turning Point, but wants it understood that it's just an athletic competition, may the best man win and afterwards they will still be friends.
At Turning Point, Loaf turns on Sting by pulling out his own Louisville Slugger and attacking him outside the ring, rendering a bloody beatdown before rolling Sting into the ring and pinning him as soon as the bell rings.
He grabs a mic and declares, "You threatened me with a bat. Well that, my 'friend,' was my Bat out of Hell" and laughs maniacally.
Meat celebrates his title win at the opening of the next episode of Impact. Dixie walks out to the ring and tells him that she signed him because she has always had a crush on him but his ultraviolent attack on Sting is going to ruin his reputation and turn people away from the company. She asks him to end his evil ways and elope with her.
"I'd Do Anything for Love," he tells her, laughing manically again, "But I Won't Do That." He ends the segment by putting her through a table.
Willow appears and calls out Loaf. A title match is announced for Victory Road.
Samoa Joe appears backstage. Mr. Anderson asks him, "Where have you been? What was up with those ninjas?" Joe just looks at him blankly. It is never mentioned again.
At the start of their main event match at the PPV, Willow takes a mic and opens his mouth to begin a promo, but is cut short when Loaf bashes him in the back of the head with his bat. He orders officials to ring the bell and puts his foot on the fallen Willow's chest as the ref counts three.
Then he takes the mic and says, "The first rule of Fight Club, Mr. Hardy, is you DO NOT talk about Fight Club."
Bobby Roode runs down to the ring and grabs a mic and challenges Loaf to a No DQ match at Lockdown.
Meat stares him down, says, "You Took the Words Right Out of My Mouth" and drops the mic.
Destination America cancels TNA.
The end.
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Post by Sephiroth on Sept 27, 2015 18:13:32 GMT -5
You asked for it ... Meat Loaf signs with TNA as the featured performer at Bound for Glory, where he does a short set after singing the national anthem. Backstage, he leads a group of ninjas in kidnapping Samoa Joe, who is to challenge Eric Young for the title in the main event. Meat Loaf takes Joe's place in the championship bout and goes all David Arquette to win a Two out of Three (Falls) Ain't Bad match to take the title. Loaf shows up on Impact and delivers his famous, "Hot Patootie, Bless my Soul ... I am YOUR new TNA champion!!!" pipe bomb promo. When he finishes, his attention is drawn to the rafters above the ring, where Crow Sting in a black trench coat carrying looks down and points to him with his trademark baseball bat. Over the next several weeks, Loaf attempts to befriend Sting, convincing him that he had nothing to do with Joe getting kidnapped by ninjas and that he only took Joe's place because he didn't want the fans to be disappointed with no title match. Serenading Sting with power ballads, he wins him over. Loaf says he will happily defend the title against his new best buddy at Turning Point, but wants it understood that it's just an athletic competition, may the best man win and afterwards they will still be friends. At Turning Point, Loaf turns on Sting by pulling out his own Louisville Slugger and attacking him outside the ring, rendering a bloody beatdown before rolling Sting into the ring and pinning him as soon as the bell rings. He grabs a mic and declares, "You threatened me with a bat. Well that, my 'friend,' was my Bat out of Hell" and laughs maniacally. Meat celebrates his title win at the opening of the next episode of Impact. Dixie walks out to the ring and tells him that she signed him because she has always had a crush on him but his ultraviolent attack on Sting is going to ruin his reputation and turn people away from the company. She asks him to end his evil ways and elope with her. "I'd Do Anything for Love," he tells her, laughing manically again, "But I Won't Do That." He ends the segment by putting her through a table. Willow appears and calls out Loaf. A title match is announced for Victory Road. Samoa Joe appears backstage. Mr. Anderson asks him, "Where have you been? What was up with those ninjas?" Joe just looks at him blankly. It is never mentioned again. At the start of their main event match at the PPV, Willow takes a mic and opens his mouth to begin a promo, but is cut short when Loaf bashes him in the back of the head with his bat. He orders officials to ring the bell and puts his foot on the fallen Willow's chest as the ref counts three. Then he takes the mic and says, "The first rule of Fight Club, Mr. Hardy, is you DO NOT talk about Fight Club." Bobby Roode runs down to the ring and grabs a mic and challenges Loaf to a No DQ match at Lockdown. Meat stares him down, says, "You Took the Words Right Out of My Mouth" and drops the mic. Destination America cancels TNA. The end. Wrestling fandom keeps trying to move on from TNA. But Objects in the Rearciew Mirror Appear Closer Than They Are.
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Post by moondoggie on Oct 5, 2015 8:53:43 GMT -5
TNAs title is already on Meatloaf as of last night
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Post by lildude8218 on Oct 7, 2015 0:30:07 GMT -5
TNAs title is already on Meatloaf as of last night no, he ate meatloaf off of the title. big difference.
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Post by FinalGwen on Oct 7, 2015 13:49:36 GMT -5
TNAs title is already on Meatloaf as of last night no, he ate meatloaf off of the title. big difference. Hey, two out of three ain't bad.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Oct 7, 2015 17:02:05 GMT -5
Hang on a second.
If that wasn't Meat Loaf winning the title at BFG, who was it?
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FinalGwen
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Post by FinalGwen on Oct 7, 2015 17:55:22 GMT -5
Hang on a second. If that wasn't Meat Loaf winning the title at BFG, who was it? I don't know who he is, but he's a real dead ringer for... Meat Loaf, I guess.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Oct 7, 2015 17:56:25 GMT -5
Hang on a second. If that wasn't Meat Loaf winning the title at BFG, who was it? I don't know who he is, but he's a real dead ringer for... Meat Loaf, I guess. Well in that case, life is a lemon and I want my money back.
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FinalGwen
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Post by FinalGwen on Oct 7, 2015 18:16:33 GMT -5
I don't know who he is, but he's a real dead ringer for... Meat Loaf, I guess. Well in that case, life is a lemon and I want my money back. With Matt Hardy winning a world championship in 2015, we can truly say that the future just ain't what it used to be.
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