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Post by Chainsaw on Sept 19, 2015 14:01:32 GMT -5
Can TNA at least do this? If they know they are going to die, and they have one show left, can they at least give us a credible "finale"? Book the final show in Nashville, bring back everyone for one final bash. But no, TNA will be probably be syndicated on local crappy broadcast networks across the country..."Stay tuned for another episode of Judge Ross, followed by TNA Impact! TNA Champion DJ Z will be taking on Stevie Homeless in a 6 foot fence match! (The budget wouldn't allow for a cage) They gave Jim Ross his own court show?! SOLD (Destination) AMERICAN!
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Sept 19, 2015 14:35:11 GMT -5
DA is replacing Impact with a series hosted by Marcus Bagwell & Scotty Riggs?? *re-reads* Oh, American TALES. My bad. F*** it. Make these guys TNA's final tag team champs.
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Post by Red Impact on Sept 19, 2015 14:46:23 GMT -5
Maybe I'm just having a moment but...those percentages don't make sense to me. For each sport they add up to over 100% in each category except age- education, income, children all total >100%- yet at the top it says "18% of UFC fans earned 100-250k" which is the figure in the table, suggesting that the percentages refer to the fanbase as a whole. Which...doesn't make mathematical sense. What I would assume happened is they cumulatively added them all up in the income pile, so someone making 100,000 was counted for every level underneath it. That's the only wayit makes sense to me. Same for education. For children, it looks like they seperated no children and children, then for children added it up after that.
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Post by The Heenan Family on Sept 19, 2015 15:49:50 GMT -5
These souls, who for whatever reason are not at rest, are also not aware that they have passed on. They're not part of consciousness as we know it. They linger in a perpetual dream state, a nightmare from which they can not awake. Inside the spectral light is salvation, a window to the next plane. They must pass through this membrane where friends are waiting to guide them to new destinies.
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Post by Sephiroth on Sept 19, 2015 16:36:27 GMT -5
TNA is going to outlive the Rolling Stones
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Sept 19, 2015 16:44:42 GMT -5
These souls, who for whatever reason are not at rest, are also not aware that they have passed on. They're not part of consciousness as we know it. They linger in a perpetual dream state, a nightmare from which they can not awake. Inside the spectral light is salvation, a window to the next plane. They must pass through this membrane where friends are waiting to guide them to new destinies. Cross over children. All are welcome. All welcome. Go into the Light. There is peace and serenity in the Light.
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Post by Sephiroth on Sept 19, 2015 16:48:59 GMT -5
TNA has been stabbed, shot, hung, poisoned, disemboweled, drawn and quartered.
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Sept 19, 2015 16:57:08 GMT -5
These souls, who for whatever reason are not at rest, are also not aware that they have passed on. They're not part of consciousness as we know it. They linger in a perpetual dream state, a nightmare from which they can not awake. Inside the spectral light is salvation, a window to the next plane. They must pass through this membrane where friends are waiting to guide them to new destinies. Cross over children. All are welcome. All welcome. Go into the Light. There is peace and serenity in the Light. My head hurts from reading all this in a helium like voice.
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Post by Welfare Willis on Sept 20, 2015 0:29:36 GMT -5
TNA is going to outlive the Rolling Stones I refuse to believe Keith Richards can die. Also let me say I'll be glad it's gone if it means I don't have to suffer though another redneck hunting bigfoot or BBQ reality show advertisement.
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Post by Ryushinku on Sept 20, 2015 3:25:43 GMT -5
TNA has been stabbed, shot, hung, poisoned, disemboweled, drawn and quartered. Weren't they also TNA the Butch?
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Post by Sephiroth on Sept 20, 2015 11:54:10 GMT -5
TNA has been stabbed, shot, hung, poisoned, disemboweled, drawn and quartered. Weren't they also TNA the Butch? And just before Russo got released he said "Firing is but a future endeavor, time us but a window-I'll be back!"
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Post by alexwrightspackage on Sept 20, 2015 14:32:21 GMT -5
Can TNA at least do this? If they know they are going to die, and they have one show left, can they at least give us a credible "finale"? Book the final show in Nashville, bring back everyone for one final bash. But no, TNA will be probably be syndicated on local crappy broadcast networks across the country..."Stay tuned for another episode of Judge Ross, followed by TNA Impact! TNA Champion DJ Z will be taking on Stevie Homeless in a 6 foot fence match! (The budget wouldn't allow for a cage) As a final show, I was hoping for shades of Seinfeld's finale, with Dixie, Russo, Gaburick and Ryder standing trial in a kangaroo court, with former TNAers as witnesses. Manik will he the defense attorney, of course. They'd never do that, but if they ever did and even more, didn't take it seriously at all, it'd be a fun, gigantic, Wrestlecrap-esque recap of their 'best' moments. That would be my dream ending.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 20, 2015 14:53:37 GMT -5
Can TNA at least do this? If they know they are going to die, and they have one show left, can they at least give us a credible "finale"? Book the final show in Nashville, bring back everyone for one final bash. But no, TNA will be probably be syndicated on local crappy broadcast networks across the country..."Stay tuned for another episode of Judge Ross, followed by TNA Impact! TNA Champion DJ Z will be taking on Stevie Homeless in a 6 foot fence match! (The budget wouldn't allow for a cage) As a final show, I was hoping for shades of Seinfeld's finale, with Dixie, Russo, Gaburick and Ryder standing trial in a kangaroo court, with former TNAers as witnesses. Manik will he the defense attorney, of course. They'd never do that, but if they ever did and even more, didn't take it seriously at all, it'd be a fun, gigantic, Wrestlecrap-esque recap of their 'best' moments. That would be my dream ending. I want their finale after being absorbed by WWE to end with the revelation TNA's just been imagined by Eugene looking in a snow globe.
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Post by Hit Girl on Sept 20, 2015 16:03:17 GMT -5
The last episode should show a collection of tapes in a box with "TNA" on it, as the camera zooms out to reveal it is sitting on a shelf.
A door closes and you think it's WWE archives, but in fact, the door has a sign on it saying "WWE janitorial equipment"
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Post by Dean-o on Sept 21, 2015 10:32:38 GMT -5
Weren't they also TNA the Butch? And just before Russo got released he said "Firing is but a future endeavor, time us but a window-I'll be back!" Forgot the bro at the end
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Post by Chainsaw on Sept 21, 2015 11:36:16 GMT -5
The last episode should show a collection of tapes in a box with "TNA" on it, as the camera zooms out to reveal it is sitting on a shelf. A door closes and you think it's WWE archives, but in fact, the door has a sign on it saying "WWE janitorial equipment" Someone travels through time, kidnaps the TNA tapes, and travels back in time They take those tapes and replace them with the WWWF archival footage that Kevin Dunn's dad saved in a fire. Seeing that the tapes say "TNA", and not knowing what that is, Dennis Dunn decides to leave them rather than risk his life. Thus, Vince McMahon has no reason to have complete loyalty to Kevin Dunn and fires him after the debacle that is Wrestlemania 11. The wrestling business flourishes even more during the Attitude Era/Monday Night Wars, several new superstars are given the chance to elevate themselves, and pro wrestling remains a strong cultural presence through today. In a way, in the end...TNA actually saves wrestling from itself. The End.
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Post by King Devitt: Scrum Guzzler on Sept 22, 2015 5:01:07 GMT -5
Aaaahhahahahahahahaahahaha! "We think pro wrestling caters to low income viewers, so please don't put our ads on during those shows. But please keep them on ALL the shows where rednecks hunt imaginary monsters." right? I don't know why they just didn't keep ROH and TNA around and make the night "America's Wrestling Destination on Destination America." If they perceived pro wrestling as low income why even bring it on in the first place. I see a lot of LOLTNA stuff on this, but to me it's more LOLDA because the channels mindset clearly is as set in stone as Vince McMahon's storyline changes.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2015 5:16:12 GMT -5
Aaaahhahahahahahahaahahaha! "We think pro wrestling caters to low income viewers, so please don't put our ads on during those shows. But please keep them on ALL the shows where rednecks hunt imaginary monsters." right? I don't know why they just didn't keep ROH and TNA around and make the night "America's Wrestling Destination on Destination America." If they perceived pro wrestling as low income why even bring it on in the first place. I see a lot of LOLTNA stuff on this, but to me it's more LOLDA because the channels mindset clearly is as set in stone as Vince McMahon's storyline changes. Their mindset was to try and use TNA to boost the ratings of the channel as a whole, by both bringing up the average viewer count for the network and getting their viewers to watch their other shows, boosting the ad revenue for the rest of the network. It's just they vastly overestimated TNA's appeal and the quality of Bigfoot Barbecue Hunters or whatever. They've been idiots, sure, but TNA still failed to deliver what they were promising. And for that matter passed over better deals with other networks so Dixie could potentially have a reality show.
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Post by Welfare Willis on Sept 22, 2015 8:14:21 GMT -5
right? I don't know why they just didn't keep ROH and TNA around and make the night "America's Wrestling Destination on Destination America." If they perceived pro wrestling as low income why even bring it on in the first place. I see a lot of LOLTNA stuff on this, but to me it's more LOLDA because the channels mindset clearly is as set in stone as Vince McMahon's storyline changes. Their mindset was to try and use TNA to boost the ratings of the channel as a whole, by both bringing up the average viewer count for the network and getting their viewers to watch their other shows, boosting the ad revenue for the rest of the network. It's just they vastly overestimated TNA's appeal and the quality of Bigfoot Barbecue Hunters or whatever. They've been idiots, sure, but TNA still failed to deliver what they were promising. And for that matter passed over better deals with other networks so Dixie could potentially have a reality show. Which a Dixie Carter reality show says to me all we need to know about why she keeps TNA around.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Sept 22, 2015 10:16:29 GMT -5
The last episode should show a collection of tapes in a box with "TNA" on it, as the camera zooms out to reveal it is sitting on a shelf. A door closes and you think it's WWE archives, but in fact, the door has a sign on it saying "WWE janitorial equipment" No it should end like Raiders of the Lost Ark with a shot of a giant warehouse filled with boxes right? I don't know why they just didn't keep ROH and TNA around and make the night "America's Wrestling Destination on Destination America." If they perceived pro wrestling as low income why even bring it on in the first place. I see a lot of LOLTNA stuff on this, but to me it's more LOLDA because the channels mindset clearly is as set in stone as Vince McMahon's storyline changes. Their mindset was to try and use TNA to boost the ratings of the channel as a whole, by both bringing up the average viewer count for the network and getting their viewers to watch their other shows, boosting the ad revenue for the rest of the network. It's just they vastly overestimated TNA's appeal and the quality of Bigfoot Barbecue Hunters or whatever. They've been idiots, sure, but TNA still failed to deliver what they were promising. And for that matter passed over better deals with other networks so Dixie could potentially have a reality show. And the low income thing is what the Advertisers think not DA themselves.
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