Your Death Row Last Meal?

[RedSmile]

teknoteam2000 said:

Here's a lost of some last meals from a Texas prison.

www.thememoryhole.org/deaths/texas-final-meals.htm

Boy, that page will show you how many chances you get to screw up.

[wcwite]

A bottle of Jack Daniels.

[thezombie]

There is some hilarious crap there

No alcohol apparently

The jar of pickles, Coffee ones are funny

Lots of nones there

[Confused Mark Wahlberg]

285 Offender Information Powell James 999001 10/01/2002 One pot of coffee

A pot of coffee? Now he won't be able to sleep at ni--

Oh.

[thezombie]

3 Cans of Big Red?

WTF is that?

[teknoteam2000]

thezombie said:

3 Cans of Big Red?

WTF is that?

Big red is a soda popular in the south, it's a lemon/orange flavored cream soda.

[thezombie]

Chocolate birthday cake with "2/23/90" written on top, seven pink candles, one coconut, kiwi fruit juice, pineapple juice, one mango, grapes, lettuce, cottage cheese, peaches, one banana, one delicious apple, chef salad without meat and with thousand island dressing, fruit salad, cheese, and tomato slices

[teknoteam2000]

thezombie said:

Chocolate birthday cake with "2/23/90" written on top, seven pink candles, one coconut, kiwi fruit juice, pineapple juice, one mango, grapes, lettuce, cottage cheese, peaches, one banana, one delicious apple, chef salad without meat and with thousand island dressing, fruit salad, cheese, and tomato slices

I was wondering about that one too, I hope that wasn't when he did what crime he did.

[thezombie]

209 Offender Information Barnes, Jr. Odell 998 03/01/2000 Justice, Equality, World Peace

62 Offender Information Harris Danny 649 07/30/1993 God's saving grace, love, truth, peace and freedom

These are making me hungry

MMMMMMM, Starwberry shakes...

What are....1/2 pound of chitterlings,??

You can get cigs and lighters apparently

[teknoteam2000]

thezombie said:

209 Offender Information Barnes, Jr. Odell 998 03/01/2000 Justice, Equality, World Peace

62 Offender Information Harris Danny 649 07/30/1993 God's saving grace, love, truth, peace and freedom

These are making me hungry

MMMMMMM, Starwberry shakes...

What are....1/2 pound of chitterlings,??

Chitterlins or "Chitlins" are pig intestines usually fried and served with hot sauce.

[thezombie]

160 Offender Information Nobles Jonathan 885 10/07/1998 Eucharist - Sacrament.

Sacrament?

Looks like no alcohol or tobacco

152 Offender Information Muniz Pedro 575 05/19/1998 Shrimp and salad. Shrimp not available. Served cheeseburger, french fries and cola.

WTF just give the dude some damn shrimp

[teknoteam2000]

123 Offender Information Madden Robert 822 05/28/1997 Asked that final meal be provided to a homeless person

This was nice at least, granted he did something awful but at least he thought of someone else in the end.

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I'd have...

- An extra large pizza with Sausage, Pepperoni, Jalepenos, Bacon, Ricotta Cheese, Cheddar Cheese, Garlic, Scotch Bonnets, and Ham
- Tobasco Sauce to go with the Pizza
- Strawberry Banana Milkshake
- A Dutch Apple pie

[thezombie]

DAMMNIT these people are gonna die just give them some damn cigs.

I can understand alcohol but not some tobacco

[mcclanahan]

teknoteam2000 said:

123 Offender Information Madden Robert 822 05/28/1997 Asked that final meal be provided to a homeless person

This was nice at least, granted he did something awful but at least he thought of someone else in the end.

how do you know he did something awful, maybe he just killed the pedophile next door, or maybe he was set up and framed or they got the wrong guy or something, or maybe he was covering for his baby brother so that the killing spree wouldn't end

[thezombie]

66 Offender Information Cantu Ruben 804 08/24/1993 Barbecue chicken, refried beans, brown rice, sweet tea and bubble gum (bubble gum is not permitted under TDCJ regulations)

The hell is wrong with gum?

[teknoteam2000]

thezombie said:

DAMMNIT these people are gonna die just give them some damn cigs.

I can understand alcohol but not some tobacco

They're smuggled in prison all the time anyway along with toilet hooch so it's no major deal, plus it might help relax them a little bit. I know I'd be chainsmoking and probably pounding some drinks back if I knew I was about to be executed.

[teknoteam2000]

mcclanahan said:

teknoteam2000 said:

123 Offender Information Madden Robert 822 05/28/1997 Asked that final meal be provided to a homeless person

This was nice at least, granted he did something awful but at least he thought of someone else in the end.

how do you know he did something awful, maybe he just killed the pedophile next door, or maybe he was set up and framed or they got the wrong guy or something, or maybe he was covering for his baby brother so that the killing spree wouldn't end

On his report it said he shot/stabbed a father and son (and slit one of their throats), bound them and left them in a creek

[thezombie]

I can't believe it but I just read all of those.

[mcclanahan]

teknoteam2000 said:

mcclanahan said:

how do you know he did something awful, maybe he just killed the pedophile next door, or maybe he was set up and framed or they got the wrong guy or something, or maybe he was covering for his baby brother so that the killing spree wouldn't end

On his report it said he shot/stabbed a father and son (and slit one of their throats), bound them and left them in a creek

he was framed by John Lennon's ghost, or maybe he owed someone money and thought this would be a less painful death, or maybe the father and son were both pedophiles and deserved it, or maybe they were shopping at wal-mart and he was the cashier and they had him bag each item individually then complained because they couldn't get some of the stuff with a link card then went and told the manager that he should be fired for not doing his job right even though he did everything he could to help them