suave
Dennis Stamp
"I only got on my knees for God and maybe to lick a girl's pussy" -Teddy Hart
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Post by suave on Oct 5, 2015 23:51:19 GMT -5
Bray Wyatt: Chronic Masturbator.
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SAJ Forth
Wade Wilson
Jamaican WCF Crazy!
Half Man-Half Amazing
Posts: 27,214
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Post by SAJ Forth on Oct 6, 2015 16:13:39 GMT -5
Bray Wyatt: Chronic Masturbator. I know will only see him as this.
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TOO SWEET
Grimlock
Not a doctor, nor do I play one on tv.
Posts: 13,109
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Post by TOO SWEET on Oct 7, 2015 16:16:59 GMT -5
Thank you Superalbino for running WCW Nitro last week! Very well run show and I hope you enjoyed the GM'ing experience. Week Two Sunday 10/11, 1pm Eastern William Nicks Building in Prairie View, Texas WCW Heavyweight Championship Number One Contender Match: Alberto El Patron vs Tyler Breeze ( Waffel113 vs Dub H) (with Jay Lethal on commentary if Gus Richlen Was Wrong is free/available) Jay Lethal vs local talent ( Gus Richlen Was Wrong) United States Championship: Dalton Castle vs Heath Slater ( MrBRulzOK vs cageking666) (Heath Slater's Unique Opportunity reward) DJ Z vs Fandango ( lodirulz vs RKTaker) Jack Swagger vs Alexander Rusev ( Malibu Albino vs MrBRulzOK) Curtis Axel vs Mark Briscoe ( Jeff Mangum PI vs Gus Richlen Was Wrong) Bayley Beat the Clock Challenge (vs Local Talent) ( Triple H buried SnS) + An NWA World Heavyweight Championship Number One Contender is announced. The Beat the Clock Winner will get to choose the match gimmick for the Women's Championship ppv battle. I haven't sent out ppv PMs yet. I'll attempt to take care of that by/on Friday.
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
TOP ROPE CATCH A VIBE YEAH I SWERVE WHEN I DRIVE
Posts: 15,390
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Oct 7, 2015 18:25:37 GMT -5
Good news everyone!
My stepdad is out of the hospital and has been doing much better. There is a slight chance he has diabetes, which is bad, but nearly as life-threatening as we feared. He's been off sugar for the past week, which has been the only major thing.
Also, A DOUBLE L DOUBLE. GET HYPE.
(But mainly the first thing.)
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Waffel113
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Ain't no Rap Mobile with his Waffels
Posts: 19,020
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Post by Waffel113 on Oct 7, 2015 18:30:07 GMT -5
Good news everyone! My stepdad is out of the hospital and has been doing much better. There is a slight chance he has diabetes, which is bad, but nearly as life-threatening as we feared. He's been off sugar for the past week, which has been the only major thing. Also, A DOUBLE L DOUBLE. GET HYPE. (But mainly the first thing.) That's great to hear!
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
Posts: 26,719
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Oct 7, 2015 18:59:58 GMT -5
@TheDaltonCastle: This week, my delights, the Wonder of WCW, the Being of Bedazzlement, the Sultan of Sexy strikes gold for the first time. So sorry, Curty, but it's Dalton's time to SHINE! #AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWK!!!
@TheDaltonCastle: Mr. Slater may know how to rock, but this Sunday he's in for a shock. The Peacock swoops down for the gold. As for Heath, he'll be left out in the cold. #rhymingisfun
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Waffel113
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Ain't no Rap Mobile with his Waffels
Posts: 19,020
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Post by Waffel113 on Oct 9, 2015 11:03:28 GMT -5
Paging cageking666 to the MizTV PM. If it isn't done by half an hour to showtime, it's not running.
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Post by Giul T. on Oct 9, 2015 11:34:28 GMT -5
Paging cageking666 to the MizTV PM. If it isn't done by half an hour to showtime, it's not running. can i neat up miz instead? #Ratings?
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Waffel113
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Ain't no Rap Mobile with his Waffels
Posts: 19,020
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Post by Waffel113 on Oct 9, 2015 11:36:45 GMT -5
Paging cageking666 to the MizTV PM. If it isn't done by half an hour to showtime, it's not running. can i neat up miz instead? #Ratings? Tell ya what, if he doesn't answer by 1, we'll convert it to a solo deal. Good?
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Post by Giul T. on Oct 9, 2015 11:38:50 GMT -5
Oh sure that;s cool. I was playing up Miz's natural unlikeability,but that works
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Waffel113
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Ain't no Rap Mobile with his Waffels
Posts: 19,020
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Post by Waffel113 on Oct 9, 2015 13:08:31 GMT -5
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Post by Giul T. on Oct 9, 2015 13:29:29 GMT -5
hope you guys have a funtime. I'll bve at work.
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Jeff Mangum PI
Hank Scorpio
11 herbs and spices for the rest of eternity; Is Number Two. Number Two!
The 2nd Coming
Posts: 6,957
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Post by Jeff Mangum PI on Oct 9, 2015 13:48:06 GMT -5
Promo has been sent in.
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Waffel113
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Ain't no Rap Mobile with his Waffels
Posts: 19,020
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Post by Waffel113 on Oct 9, 2015 14:30:06 GMT -5
30 minutes until showtime. Still missing this: suave - Roman ReignsDub H - Angelico armbar - Sheamus
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Waffel113
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Ain't no Rap Mobile with his Waffels
Posts: 19,020
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Post by Waffel113 on Oct 9, 2015 14:59:43 GMT -5
You are now tuned in to the world's greatest… Tonight is the night Bright lights, hype crowd Yeah, we came to throw down Everybody get loud Tonight is the night A-list, can't miss When we burn it to the ground Everybody get downThe Night (2014 Remix) We pan through the crowd before resting at the announce table as pyro goes off. Ladies and gentlemen, two nights away from No Mercy, welcome to Friday Night Raw! I'm William Regal, joining me as always is Michael Cole.And we have a big show tonight, bookended by two Pick Your Poison matches featuring the two men involved in No Mercy's main event. Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose have chosen each other's opponents, and now they try to gain a mental edge going into their Number One Contender's Match.We also have several people involved with No Mercy in action: Samoa Joe faces Drew McIntyre, Sheamus faces Kevin Owens, Daniel Bryan takes on Angelico, and Damien Sandow will be in action against Kalisto!We'll also have a bit of a preview of our Tag Team Championship match when Lucky 13 takes on Matt Jackson of the Young Bucks!Jimmy Jacobs will be returning to the ring after jumping Becky Lynch last week. We'll see if she repays the favor with interest.All this and more tonight, let's get started!We go backstage to Paul Heyman and Roman Reigns, with the interviewer. He begins to speak, but Heyman cuts him off. Thank you, but I don't think we'll be needing your services.Heyman gestures at Reigns. Ladies and gentlemen, do you know what this is? No? Go on, take a guess. This is Roman Reigns. He's the future, not just my future, but the future of the entire WWE. If you built a superstar from the ground up, ladies and gentlemen, it would end up looking like Roman Reigns. He's got the skills and the look that makes him guaranteed to be the next top star of the WWE. Sure, he isn't blue collar. He looks better than you, he's fitter than you, lives in a better house than you do, has a hotter wife than you do, drives nicer cars than you do, and knows better people than you do. And oh, you jeer, and you boo, because you'd all drag everyone to hell if it meant no one had a better life than your miserable trailer park existence! How dare you hate a man just because he's successful, because he's good at what he does - it makes me sick. You all think someone else deserves Roman's spot, and I agree. Roman deserves better than you ungrateful fans! Maybe he should just up and take his talents to a company that's more respectful of him!
But you and I both know that isn't going to happen, because Roman Reigns enjoys it in the WWE. You might not see it through the exterior, but he likes hurting the people that work here. It gives him immense satisfaction because let's face it folks, he's just so much better than them.
But let's change subjects here for a minute, just what is Roman Reigns standing here for? Well, he's waiting to find out who his pick your poison opponent is. He wants to know just who the sick and stupid mind of Dean Ambrose has chosen to face him. Whoever it is I guarantee ya that Roman will beat 'em, but it's almost interesting to see the kind of guy Dean Ambrose thinks will get to Roman Reigns. We know who's going to get to Dean Ambrose, that's why we picked them to fight him, but telling you now would be spoilers, wouldn't it?
Let's just make one thing clear: Whatever poor sap Dean Ambrose tricked into fighting Roman Reigns is gonna have a very, very bad night, not because Roman cares about them, in fact, he couldn't care less about them, but because even an unfocused Roman Reigns is ten times as good as the next best guy, no matter what anyone thinks, says, or does! Roman's unstoppable and his opponent tonight will find that out, just like Dean Ambrose will find out this Sunday at WWE No Mercy. Because let's face facts, Ambrose: You were always the third wheel.
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Waffel113
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Ain't no Rap Mobile with his Waffels
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Post by Waffel113 on Oct 9, 2015 15:05:01 GMT -5
The following contest is a Pick Your Poison match, scheduled for one fall!The Truth ReignsIntroducing first, accompanied by Paul Heyman, from Pensacola, Florida, weighing in at 265 pounds, Roman Reigns!Reigns shocked everybody last week when he revealed that he was the newest client of Paul Heyman. This has to be a huge X-factor for him heading into the main event on Sunday.A masterful manager like Heyman provides more help than anybody thinks, and if you doubt that, just look at Brock Lesnar!And his opponent, selected by Dean Ambrose...The Second ComingAccompanied by Scarlett Bordeaux, from Davenport, Iowa, weighing in at 209 pounds, Seth Rollins!Whoa!A shrewd pick by Ambrose, no doubt about that.Seth Rollins and Scarlett Bordeaux stop at the end of the ramp and are handed microphones. How's it going, Roman? Long time, no see. I bet of all people you weren't expecting to be facing me tonight.
But out of the entire roster... Dean Ambrose felt I would be the best fit to battle you tonight and I hope that shows you something Roman. Dean Ambrose, the man acts like a lunatic. He acted like he hated my guts. He acted like he wanted me torn limb from limb. But when he needed someone to turn to . . . I was the first person he looked at.
Dean Ambrose doesn't care about the Shield or these fans or any of the wrestlers in the back. He only cares about himself.
As for proof: how's that tag team between him and Drew going? That's right, doesn't exist anymore. It was just Dean doing what Dean does best... clutching onto someone else to try to propel himself up the pecking order. Just like he did with you and me, Roman. People are naturally jealous of Seth's skills. His good looks. His great body. His big beautiful brain. Seth Rollins is the total package. Ambrose is just jealous.But Dean Ambrose, besides being jealous.... is also an idiot.
Because while I would typically have no problem beating down anybody for any reason, there is absolutely no incentive for me to fight this match tonight. First off, I'd be helping Dean and that's never going to happen. Second off, Roman... you've been caught in the eye of the Authority recently and while I'm not clued in to Triple H's exact plans, I know for a fact he'd rather you have the NWA World Heavyweight Championship than Dean Ambrose.Rollins enters the ring. So Roman, you get to be a special benefactor of a particularly foolish man as I am NOT going to fight you. I accepted Ambrose's offer to be the pick your poison opponent for you tonight but Dean, if you haven't learned yet I'm not particularly trustworthy! HAHAHA!Seth tosses the mic aside and lays down on the mat before signifying to the confused ref to ring the bell and start the match. Roman Reigns vs. Seth Rollins 5 Minutes (4:10. Vote if you want [but, really, don't.])
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Post by Fake Jesus on Oct 9, 2015 15:07:03 GMT -5
Reigns wins I suppose
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Post by cageking666 on Oct 9, 2015 15:08:59 GMT -5
Rollins with a Small Package Always wanted to make that pun
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Waffel113
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Ain't no Rap Mobile with his Waffels
Posts: 19,020
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Post by Waffel113 on Oct 9, 2015 15:10:01 GMT -5
A confused Reigns looks down at Rollins, who shouts at him to pin him. After a moment, Reigns does so.
1! 2! 3!
Here is your winner, Roman Reigns!
Probably not in the manner he expected, but Reigns comes away with the win. And with Seth doing what he did, Roman will be going into Sunday night completely fresh! That's huge for Reigns.
We head backstage to Samoa Joe.
You would think that where I've been a world title contender so many times in my career that I wouldn't need a warm-up match. You would think that where I've been there before, I wouldn't need to stay ready for it.
Well, you'd be wrong.
It should be obvious by now that I didn't get where I am by remaining idle until my opportunity comes. I have a title shot, and now I am going to prove why I have that shot. Who I face doesn't matter, whether it be Drew McIntyre or anyone else. I'm out to win and show that I still deserve my chances.
I'm looking at possibly winning my first world title in several years. Why would I risk getting hurt and losing my chance? Simple: I use this match as a way to show the world that I WILL be champion again. And while it may not be the NWA World Heavyweight Championship, it's good enough for me for now.
While the fans may chant that I'm gonna kill somebody, I'll just settle for making a statement.
And that statement is one that nobody's gonna be able to ignore.
We go somewhere else backstage, where we come across Drew McIntyre.
Tonight, I see the onus is on me to try and knock off a man who seems hellbent on claiming the WWE Heavyweight Championship. Samoa Joe, to put things very lightly, is no slouch. Hell, if we're being honest, he's one of the greatest to ever step in the ring! He's conquered Japan, conquered the indies, conquered everybody! But there's one thing he hasn't done yet. He hasn't conquered the WWE. And he hasn't conquered me.
You see Joe, I'm in a special position tonight. I have no plans for No Mercy, other than to back Dean up in the main event of course. I have nothing to lose tonight and everything to gain. Meanwhile, you're heading into the first title match of your WWE career against two of the best in the business! Or should I say limping? Because the last time I saw you in the ring, you couldn't beat Sandow in time, now could you? Let's say that Damien wins tonight against Kalisto. That means that Jeff and Damien have a win to their names going into No Mercy. And you? You lose to me, your momentum is cut off at the knees. All of a sudden, the monster, the legend that is Samoa Joe...is an underdog. Funny how that plays out, eh?
So, Joey, I'm not expecting anything less than your level best tonight. And you had better bring it, because that's what you're going to need to put me down for three tonight. And if you're doubting that I can do this, if you're thinking that I'm just blowing smoke, then fine. Don't take me seriously. Step into the ring with your mind on Sunday. Because hey, you have a title match to be looking forward to! No time to waste on lowly ol' Drew McIntyre! Right?
Drew chuckles.
People are saying that since Dean is in the main event, since I've gone quiet, that our cause is dead. But we aren't done. Not by a long shot. Let this be the reminder of that.
Drew walks out.
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Waffel113
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Ain't no Rap Mobile with his Waffels
Posts: 19,020
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Post by Waffel113 on Oct 9, 2015 15:15:11 GMT -5
The following contest is scheduled for one fall!What's that metronome I hear? Perhaps the end is drawing near, You never hear the shot that takes you down...
OUT OF TIME! SO SAY GOODBYE!Broken DreamsIntroducing first, from Ayr, Scotland, weighing in at 18 stone, Drew McIntyre!This is the first we've seen of Drew in the ring since he and Dean fell to The Young Bucks in the Tag Team Championship tournament some time ago.Could be that that loss was a much-needed reality check, but based on what he said a moment ago, I wouldn't count on it.Godzilla March/Mama Said Knock You OutAnd his opponent, from Huntington Beach, California, weighing in at 289 pounds, Samoa Joe!Joe one of two men who'll face Jeff Hardy for the WWE Heavyweight Championship in two nights at No Mercy. We'll see Damien Sandow in action later tonight.In the meantime, though, he faces a difficult test ahead of that title match. Drew is no slouch, even if he's been on the wrong side of the decision more often than not lately.Drew McIntyre vs. Samoa Joe 10 Minutes (4:25)
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