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Post by Gravedigger's Biscuits on Oct 1, 2015 12:11:19 GMT -5
UPDATE:
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Oct 1, 2015 12:13:34 GMT -5
Cena's time-off clock works differently to everyone else's, so expect his month off to mean he'll be back by tomorrow lunch time.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Oct 1, 2015 12:16:41 GMT -5
Cena's time-off clock works differently to everyone else's, so expect his month off to mean he'll be back by tomorrow lunch time. Somehow, he will arrive before he leaves, and have won the US title back again after not actually losing it in the first place.
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Post by PKO on Oct 1, 2015 12:17:06 GMT -5
Honeymoon.
Jk (sorry Nikki).
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2015 12:27:42 GMT -5
Well deserved, although he seems like someone who hates time off. It will be good to see who moves up the totum pole while he is gone, then is shot right back down when he comes back (probably Cesaro). Does this mean he is losing the US title.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Oct 1, 2015 12:30:04 GMT -5
"Go f*** yourself, San Diego"- Direct quote from US Champion John Cena.
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Post by riseofsetian1981 on Oct 1, 2015 12:31:08 GMT -5
If this is true I imagine it's for a movie. He's in the new Tina Fey and Amy Poehler comedy that's coming out, so maybe it's for advertisment. But we all know Cena isn't going anywhere or taking any time off.
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Post by riseofsetian1981 on Oct 1, 2015 12:31:37 GMT -5
Well deserved, although he seems like someone who hates time off. It will be good to see who moves up the totum pole while he is gone, then is shot right back down when he comes back (probably Cesaro). Does this mean he is losing the US title. It'll be Big Show, Kane, Sheamus, or Orton. No one special is moving up at all.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2015 12:32:12 GMT -5
If this is true I imagine it's for a movie. He's in the new Tina Fey and Amy Poehler comedy that's coming out, so maybe it's for advertisment. But we all know Cena isn't going anywhere or taking any time off. Is he? Is his part as big as in that Amy Schumer film? He seems to be doing alright for himself Hollywood-wise.
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Post by Chiral on Oct 1, 2015 12:35:35 GMT -5
Cena's still shown up on TV during his "time offs" so I wonder if he'll actually taking any noticeable time off.
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Post by Perfect Timing on Oct 1, 2015 12:41:37 GMT -5
Hopefully he comes back with another shirt can't stand what he's wearing now.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2015 13:21:04 GMT -5
He will come back just to be thrown in the main title picture because of ratings I bet.
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Oct 1, 2015 13:31:44 GMT -5
This is our chance to all get Neilson boxes and cause ratings to increase in his absence!
Seriously though, how fantastic would it be if ratings improved while he was gone? Vince wouldn't even know what reality was anymore.
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Post by Evil Homer on Oct 1, 2015 13:49:01 GMT -5
If this is true I imagine it's for a movie. He's in the new Tina Fey and Amy Poehler comedy that's coming out, so maybe it's for advertisment. But we all know Cena isn't going anywhere or taking any time off. this may be totally off topic , but that movie looks the biggest piece of shit to ever have been created
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Post by SAJ Forth on Oct 1, 2015 14:15:57 GMT -5
He'll take time off to eat Mark Wahlberg.
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Post by ________ has left the building on Oct 1, 2015 14:36:33 GMT -5
What people don't know is that the real John Cena is in a coma following a freak laundry accident and WWE replaced him with a modified clone. It's no coincidence that Cena suddenly started doing indy moves and highspots. They first did this with the Ultimate Warrior.
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Post by riseofsetian1981 on Oct 1, 2015 14:39:24 GMT -5
If this is true I imagine it's for a movie. He's in the new Tina Fey and Amy Poehler comedy that's coming out, so maybe it's for advertisment. But we all know Cena isn't going anywhere or taking any time off. Is he? Is his part as big as in that Amy Schumer film? He seems to be doing alright for himself Hollywood-wise. I remember reading he has a villainous role in the film. So I imagine it's a pretty big part.
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Post by Hit Girl on Oct 1, 2015 15:18:56 GMT -5
Nikki: "I'm looking forward to spending the whole month with John"
Cena: "Uh...."
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Oct 1, 2015 15:54:45 GMT -5
He'll take time off to eat Mark Wahlberg.
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Post by Gravedigger's Biscuits on Oct 1, 2015 21:18:02 GMT -5
Here's the latest, from Dave Meltzer himself:
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