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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Oct 3, 2015 20:46:29 GMT -5
Real lanterns spit that HOT FIYAH!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 3, 2015 20:47:03 GMT -5
Just because he's a crazed, potentially murderous hillbilly doesn't mean he can't keep up with technology. Shame on you all for stereotyping!
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Post by Speedy Cerviche on Oct 3, 2015 21:04:22 GMT -5
Blowing out an LED is far more impressive than blowing out a little flame.
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Post by Juice on Oct 3, 2015 21:26:26 GMT -5
Yeah, that thing tips over and spills or breaks and the fuel leaks, they have to clean that up and it would take awhile. All you would need is a spark and the ringside area would be on fire.The pyro WWE uses is as controlled as can be and they still have had mistakes. Plus it is easier to use an LED over flame for timing purposes too. This. Imagine if he tripped and that thing explodes. All because some people can't suspend disbelief of an LED lantern. Plus It's pro wrestling, nothing is supposed to make sense.
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Oct 3, 2015 21:27:44 GMT -5
All the pyro, even Kane's ringpost stuff, is away from the audience area. Bray walking down an aisle with kerosene where people have probably spilled an alcoholic beverage or two, and then dropping said kerosene-filled lantern into a puddle of said alcoholic beverage, would not go over well. Yeah, that alcohol isn't burn....even if you wanted to make it happen.
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Post by Captain & Diet on Oct 3, 2015 22:40:51 GMT -5
Global warming
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Post by sonofblaine on Oct 3, 2015 23:21:05 GMT -5
I agree its definitely a saftey and reliability issue. Doesn't looks as cook, but it's nothing we can really blame anyone for.
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Post by freeze Austin on Oct 3, 2015 23:30:00 GMT -5
The Wyatt's are all about environmentalism. I was even able to confirm via anonymous sources that Sister Abigail was a lifelong foot soldier of Dorothy Stowe's, and passed her passion for the environment and social activism on to Bray. He truly cares about what happens to the future generations and the type of world they're going to inherit. Only problem is Bray seems to have taken the message a little too far and allowed himself to become jaded and warped because of society's obsession with social media vanity while simultaneously failing to take action in regards to these serious issues that endanger us all. That's why they targeted Daniel Bryan early on and wanted to bring him into the fold, he was one of the few in WWE to ever advocate for putting the needs of the planet above his own personal wealth and ambition (not to mention their obvious shared fondness of beards), only he wanted to go about it in a much more civil manner, where you inspire others to change on an individual level through your own good deeds rather than forcing it upon them with an iron fist as Bray intends to.
See, that's more of a backstory than WWE's given this creepy group of swamp people in over 2 years, and that's all from an association with an inanimate object.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 3, 2015 23:43:07 GMT -5
Bray Wyatt and his beard and hair look so greasy he's a walking fire hazard.
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Post by Hit Girl on Oct 3, 2015 23:45:37 GMT -5
For all of October he should carry a plastic pumpkin.
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Post by Red Impact on Oct 3, 2015 23:50:58 GMT -5
It was changed when he was fight Randy. All that baby oil risked turning Randy into a fireball.
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Post by Ludwig Kaiser’s Walk on Oct 3, 2015 23:54:36 GMT -5
They tried it with a kerosene lantern in dark matches, but before Bray faced Khali, Nattie farted and the lantern exploded and killed Bray's sister, Abigail.
After that, Bray embraced technology and the environment and decided to go with the LED instead. It's too bad, because kerosene lanterns have been bitchin' since the 1850's! .
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Post by DASH 243✅ on Oct 3, 2015 23:55:27 GMT -5
a real lantern wouldn't look as cool if he just turned the knob to put it out. you cant blow those f***ers out.
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Post by Squirrel Master on Oct 4, 2015 0:43:27 GMT -5
Excellent question, Shelton! It's an Olde Brooklyn lantern, and Bray likes it because BROOKLYN.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Oct 4, 2015 2:55:50 GMT -5
I'm sure he's used a real lantern on at least one occasion, early on. Anybody else remember this?
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Oct 4, 2015 3:00:25 GMT -5
I'm sure he's used a real lantern on at least one occasion, early on. Anybody else remember this? I think the Ring of Fire match. Which is why I believe it's a fire code thing. edit: looking it up no that looks like an LED as well... it's still undoubtedly something to do with the fire code Pyro is stationary and away from the crowd. A Lantern is a moving fire source.
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Oct 4, 2015 3:14:00 GMT -5
I want them to replace the audience with actual fireflies.
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