Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Oct 6, 2015 14:19:39 GMT -5
Why am I just learning all these cool poop tricks now!?!
My childhood was obviously wasted on school and boring shit
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Post by James Fabiano on Oct 6, 2015 14:45:29 GMT -5
Yep...join the Hall of Shame with Herb and the "Cluck and get .50 off" campaigns! |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 6, 2015 14:51:35 GMT -5
Why am I just learning all these cool poop tricks now!?! My childhood was obviously wasted on boring shit Well, obviously. It was never green. |
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Lupin the Third
Patti Mayonnaise
I'm sorry.....I love you. *boot to the head*--3rd most culpable in the jixing of NXT, D'oh!
Join the Dark Order....
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Post by Lupin the Third on Oct 6, 2015 15:38:38 GMT -5
And your cereal turned my urine pink!! You'd need to eat six bowls for that to happen! Yeah, yeah. And a gallon of chocolate milk. |
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Post by Apricots And A Pear Tree on Oct 6, 2015 16:08:31 GMT -5
I had one for lunch. I have never been so excited to use the bathroom before.
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MiLB Fan
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by MiLB Fan on Oct 6, 2015 16:16:25 GMT -5
I know there's that whole "going green" movement, but this is a little ridiculous!
The news must be pretty awkward for any wrestler with a podcast, since Burger King seems to be a major sponsor of the ones I listen to. Imagine having to read copy for the new Halloween Whopper with THIS information in your head.
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Blindkarevik
Grimlock
Rock... Paper... Straight-edge!
I Like To <blank>
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Post by Blindkarevik on Oct 6, 2015 16:22:40 GMT -5
Totally happened to me... I took a moment to ponder the metaphor though.
It's not even Halloween yet and I already have Christmas coming out my ass.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 6, 2015 16:36:02 GMT -5
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Post by Beets by Schrute on Oct 6, 2015 19:31:08 GMT -5
Still sounds better than what Pretty Patties do to you.
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CH Punk
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Stuck in the Retro Zone
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Post by CH Punk on Oct 6, 2015 20:06:11 GMT -5
They need to bring these back for St. Patrick's Day. McDonald's has got the market cornered on green poop at St. Patrick's day with the Shamrock Shake. And I can't even get the burger here because Canada is pretty much one of the only countries that isn't getting the Halloween Whopper. |
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Post by James Fabiano on Oct 6, 2015 22:14:50 GMT -5
When I was a kid and ate blueberries every day, the same thing happened, FYI.
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Post by Pooh Carlson on Oct 6, 2015 22:59:09 GMT -5
Don't really have much interest in this, but years ago when Mountain Dew started doing different flavors, I had a 12 pack of one of the blue flavors, and my poo was green the next week. Freaked me out at first until I figured out what the deal was.
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LuchaBella
Team Rocket
No pants = heathen
Be careful with me.., it's not a threat, it's a warnin'
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Post by LuchaBella on Oct 7, 2015 2:09:42 GMT -5
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Professor Chaos
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Bringer of Destruction and Maker of Doom
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Post by Professor Chaos on Oct 7, 2015 2:28:13 GMT -5
Never had one of these but I've pooped green on occasion. Never made the correlation as to what food does the trick.
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Juice
El Dandy
Wrong? Oh he can tell ya about being wrong.
I'm the one who raised you from perdition.
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Post by Juice on Oct 7, 2015 7:23:43 GMT -5
Pooping green was the least disappointing thing about that overpriced dud of a burger.
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Post by moondoggie on Oct 7, 2015 11:00:56 GMT -5
Which is why i don't eat cupcakes with frosting. I ate a White Sox cupcake with black frosting and i ended up pooping what looked like crude oil and i was very frightful
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Toxik916
Hank Scorpio
Sacramento Proud
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Post by Toxik916 on Oct 7, 2015 11:43:58 GMT -5
I was at a kid's birthday party and they had some blue cupcakes that stained everyone's mouth because of the dye.
The next day it looked like I aborted a smurf in my toilet. It turned the water the same blue color like when you put the cleaning disks in the bowl. I freaked the f*** out until I realized it was the damn cupcakes.
It lasted for 3 days
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 7, 2015 12:17:14 GMT -5
Funny, I ate one and I didn't poop green.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Oct 7, 2015 13:01:56 GMT -5
Funny, I ate one and I didn't poop green. It takes time to digest... it'll come. |
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 7, 2015 13:30:56 GMT -5
Funny, I ate one and I didn't poop green. It takes time to digest... it'll come. It happened more than a week ago. I'm pretty sure it is digested by now. |
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