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Post by Deleted on Oct 6, 2015 16:38:45 GMT -5
First review is in! Dear god, is she still making videos?
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 6, 2015 16:49:30 GMT -5
I dunno whether to decry her as a hack or applaud her moxy. She's basically taking what would be someone's shitty fan fiction and selling it as an official story. And likely make a ton of money doing so.
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Post by Raskovnik on Oct 6, 2015 17:29:52 GMT -5
Get in where you can get in. It's cynical but I can't blame her one bit. Make that money, dude.
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Goldenbane
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Post by Goldenbane on Oct 6, 2015 18:28:53 GMT -5
Meh, I'll still check it out. The originals didn't bother me and I really dug the background characters. (Seriously, it's funny how every single background character in the original books is FAR more interesting than the three leads...from the female vampire bride who took revenge on her husband and his friends who raped her...to the vampire who fought in the Civil War and in a sort of Vampire Civil War...to the three "villains" who had to run an entire vampire empire from Italy. All the background characters were full of potential for stand along stories)
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Post by Deleted on Oct 6, 2015 18:51:32 GMT -5
You know, I finally watched the Twilight movies like a year ago because my friends 20 year old girlfriend kept bugging me about it. They weren't cinematic masterpieces by any means, but not nearly as terrible as I was expecting either. I also developed a huge crush on Alice. I felt bad having judged this franchise so harshly.
However, this is without a doubt the most blatant, cash-grabbing, take advantage of your fans, disgusting thing I've ever seen someone do artistically. What a f***ing hack.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Oct 6, 2015 19:12:33 GMT -5
Get in where you can get in. It's cynical but I can't blame her one bit. Make that money, dude. Oh, I don't blame her at all. Gotta pimp that book until the wheels come off completely.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Oct 6, 2015 19:15:53 GMT -5
First review is in! Dear god, is she still making videos? Sure. Here she is telling us to stop hating Fifty Shades of Grey
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Heartbreaker
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Post by Heartbreaker on Oct 6, 2015 21:23:20 GMT -5
"Shit, all the teenage girls grew up and I need more money... I know, I'll write a gender flipped version! The pre-teens will love it!"
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Post by mcmahonfan85 on Oct 6, 2015 21:45:06 GMT -5
Dear god, is she still making videos? Sure. Here she is telling us to stop hating Fifty Shades of Grey ITS FICTION!!! LEAVE 50 SHADES OF GRAY ALONE!!! LEAVE IT ALONE!!! I'M SERIOUS!!!
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Post by wildojinx on Oct 6, 2015 23:40:44 GMT -5
So Rule 63: The Novel?
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Post by Hit Girl on Oct 7, 2015 0:07:18 GMT -5
Reversing the characters won't improve things.
If anything it just sets a bad example the other way.
Now it's about a female vampire who abuses her male human boyfriend.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Oct 7, 2015 0:23:13 GMT -5
Reversing the characters won't improve things. If anything it just sets a bad example the other way. Now it's about a female vampire who abuses her male human boyfriend.Which makes it sexier.
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Oct 7, 2015 1:00:37 GMT -5
I demand a genderflipped 50 Shades of Grey next. I demand a sci fi version of it where the guy is actually an alien planning an invasion, 50 Shades of Greys.
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Post by kidglov3s on Oct 7, 2015 1:15:12 GMT -5
I demand a genderflipped 50 Shades of Grey next. I demand a sci fi version of it where the guy is actually an alien planning an invasion, 50 Shades of Greys. This one fits the bill "Ann Collins (Barbara Eden), a painter, and her husband David Collins (George Grizzard) are expecting a baby. What confuses the couple is that David has had a vasectomy, and Ann is not supposed to be pregnant. Even though David suspects that Ann has been unfaithful to him, he stays with her. Because Ann has had pregnancy troubles in the past that has put her health at risk, David wants Ann to get an abortion, but every time the two try to go to get the procedure done, Ann experiences extreme labor pains and can never go through with the procedure. Throughout the course of her pregnancy, Ann has strange cravings for black coffee, raw meat, and massive amounts of salt. She also exhibits personality and physical changes, including wanting to read books constantly, enduring freezing temperatures, developing acutely sensitive hearing, taking long and strenuous walks in the mountains, an inability to listen to other people, and healing her injuries within minutes. David wants Bob (David Doyle), a hypnotist, to see if he can obtain any information about why Ann is acting so strangely. Ann does not say a word, even when she is hypnotized. One day when Ann comes home from one of her walks in the mountains, she finds David, Bob, and Phyllis (Joyce Van Patten), Ann's friend, waiting for her. She quickly drinks boiling hot coffee to catch her breath, and David notices that the coffee makes her drunk. Bob tries hypnotizing Ann again, and an extraterrestrial being starts speaking through her. The being says that his father banished him to this warm planet (Earth) and that he wants to go back to his home where it is “cool”. He says that Ann was impregnated while she was in the mountains painting. After the alien stops talking through Ann, she finally falls to sleep. During the night, Ann sneaks out to an abandoned house in the woods, where she gives birth. She walks into the woods, where many other women are also walking with their alien babies. David looks at one of Ann’s paintings, depicting the alien being's home planet. The painting starts to smoke. David looks out the window and screams Ann’s name, as he watches a space ship take Ann to the alien’s home planet." I watched that having no idea what to expect and it was quite a mindf***.
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Post by Dub H on Oct 7, 2015 2:13:12 GMT -5
Reversing the characters won't improve things. If anything it just sets a bad example the other way. Now it's about a female vampire who abuses her male human boyfriend. Its okay,to the people that bitch about it,man can't suffer abuse the same way as woman.It will just be Masochistic Fantasy for men
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Post by cageking666 on Oct 7, 2015 2:41:56 GMT -5
There's at least a good reason for a female vampire to glitter...
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Post by Speedy Cerviche on Oct 7, 2015 3:14:28 GMT -5
So did she just do a find/replace on the original word file or something?
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Post by Hit Girl on Oct 7, 2015 4:09:28 GMT -5
So did she just do a find/replace on the original word file or something? Basically yes. Like her other aborted book "Midnight Sun" which told the "story" of the first book but from Edward's point of view, which mainly consisted of vast tracts of the book being repeated word for word.
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Oct 7, 2015 4:22:02 GMT -5
Huh, she's actually trying to polish a turd.
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Oct 7, 2015 5:43:37 GMT -5
I want a gender flipped WWE with the same wrestlers playing their respective roles so we get John Cena wearing drag to become Jane Cena.
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