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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Oct 12, 2015 11:17:51 GMT -5
My all-time favourite bit of newz, ever, was that the office was pissed off with Punk because they told him he'd job clean to Chavo for the belt, and he didn't bitch and moan and demand his belt back.
Not because he pissed and moaned about jobbing. Because he DIDN'T.
WHAT THE f***
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Post by . on Oct 12, 2015 15:07:17 GMT -5
I also remember an old newz report Goldust was goig to get breast implants
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Post by nickcave on Oct 12, 2015 15:38:29 GMT -5
This wasn't on here but I once read a "newz" report that the real reason Brodus Clay took time off after his pairing with Del Rio was not because of injury but because he lost his pet cat Purrdus Gray and Vince being the cat lover that he apparently was gave Brodus time off to grieve. I wish I could still find where I read that because it was so bizarre and hilarious.
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Post by Savage Gambino on Oct 12, 2015 15:44:33 GMT -5
I also remember an old newz report Goldust was goig to get breast implants This is another one that was confirmed true. Russo floated the idea, and Dustin, desperate to keep his job (and in a pretty bad place emotionally) agreed to do it. The only reason it didn't happen, IIRC, is because Goldust got the boot first.
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Post by Sam Punk on Oct 12, 2015 15:50:08 GMT -5
I also remember an old newz report Goldust was goig to get breast implants Wasn't this true? I believe Russo mentioned it in his book.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Oct 12, 2015 17:31:39 GMT -5
We're using Vince Russo as a citation of facts now??
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Post by ben:friendship frog on Oct 12, 2015 18:18:16 GMT -5
Vince (McMahon) mentioned the Goldust implants on the RAW where he bought WCW.
I remember reading Vince was pissed at Morrison because he didn't kick off with Batista for apparently sleeping with his ex, Melina. I can imagine that being true but it seems so bizarre.
Tony Atlas being paired with Mark Henry to improve his diet.
Triple H being upset because someone else was wearing 'his' colour.. Black.
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Post by The Blue Nova on Oct 12, 2015 18:26:42 GMT -5
Anyone remember something about Eugene and hardcore Holly teaming together being managed by a monkey lol
Vince wanting miz to wear trunks cause he thought mix had nice legs
Paul and Katie lea burchill Incest gimmick
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Post by . on Oct 12, 2015 18:29:15 GMT -5
Anyone remember something about Eugene and hardcore Holly teaming together being managed by a monkey lol Vince wanting miz to wear trunks cause he thought mix had nice legs Paul and Katie lea burchill Incest gimmick They wanted hardcore holly to have a gimmick where he was selected as part of a NASA mission. Space Core Holly. He would come down to the ring in a suit with a monkey that went with him in space.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Oct 12, 2015 18:32:29 GMT -5
Yoshi Tatsu kicking Sheamus's ass for screwing with his blender or something. I forget the exact story, but it was something like that.
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Post by Mondai Rogue on Oct 12, 2015 18:45:25 GMT -5
Yoshi Tatsu kicking Sheamus's ass for screwing with his blender or something. I forget the exact story, but it was something like that. It was his toaster I'm sure.
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Post by Sam Punk on Oct 12, 2015 19:02:29 GMT -5
One I remember was that Brock was originally supposed to be gay.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 12, 2015 19:20:22 GMT -5
Vince wanting miz to wear trunks cause he thought mix had nice legs That ones true, the source was The Miz himself.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Oct 12, 2015 21:32:02 GMT -5
Anyone remember something about Eugene and hardcore Holly teaming together being managed by a monkey lol Vince wanting miz to wear trunks cause he thought mix had nice legs Paul and Katie lea burchill Incest gimmick They wanted hardcore holly to have a gimmick where he was selected as part of a NASA mission. Space Core Holly. He would come down to the ring in a suit with a monkey that went with him in space. All the money for that gimmick
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Post by berlynwright on Oct 12, 2015 22:32:57 GMT -5
Cena going to form a Rapping tag team with MC Punk
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Post by Deleted on Oct 12, 2015 22:37:39 GMT -5
Vince (McMahon) mentioned the Goldust implants on the RAW where he bought WCW. I remember reading Vince was pissed at Morrison because he didn't kick off with Batista for apparently sleeping with his ex, Melina. I can imagine that being true but it seems so bizarre. Tony Atlas being paired with Mark Henry to improve his diet. Triple H being upset because someone else was wearing 'his' colour.. Black. I remember the story that HBK was pissed off at Umaga for wearing green aka DX Colours during the Tribute to the Troops 2007. Also I remember 2007 was filled with tons of NEWZ tidbits of a new "Kliq" forming with Orton, Jeff Hardy, Umaga, Matt Hardy, and MVP. And how Orton the locker room hero would stand up and stand for against the evils of Triple H.
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Post by MGH on Oct 12, 2015 22:41:35 GMT -5
I remember reading Vince was pissed at Morrison because he didn't kick off with Batista for apparently sleeping with his ex, Melina. I can imagine that being true but it seems so bizarre. Oh I totally believe this. Jericho tells a story in his 3rd book about Vince talking shit to Kofi Kingston on a plane and Jericho (drunkenly) telling Kofi that if he never stands up for himself Vince will never respect him. Kofi and Vince go back and forth verbally, actually end up rolling around in a minor scuffle on this landed plane, and after a bit Vince gets up, laughs, says something along the lines of "HA, NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT MAN", and walked away happy.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Oct 12, 2015 22:42:31 GMT -5
My favorite part is how in the last five pages, it suddenly turns into random rhymes of ONE MORE MATCH.
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Post by Adam Black on Oct 12, 2015 22:56:37 GMT -5
Not really NEWZ but "Ric Flair refuses surgery on blood clot on knee" *months later* "Flair to no-show on Raw due to Blood clot on knee" The hell was he expecting?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 12, 2015 23:14:41 GMT -5
I remember reading Vince was pissed at Morrison because he didn't kick off with Batista for apparently sleeping with his ex, Melina. I can imagine that being true but it seems so bizarre. Oh I totally believe this. Jericho tells a story in his 3rd book about Vince talking shit to Kofi Kingston on a plane and Jericho (drunkenly) telling Kofi that if he never stands up for himself Vince will never respect him. Kofi and Vince go back and forth verbally, actually end up rolling around in a minor scuffle on this landed plane, and after a bit Vince gets up, laughs, says something along the lines up "HA, NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT MAN", and walked away happy. How to get Vince McMahon's respect 1. Tell him to go f*** himself 2. Tell him his shit stinks bad 3. Tell him off and actually fight him. Vince McMahon is one weird dude.
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