Lt. Palumbo
Hank Scorpio
On again off again watcher of a wrestling TV show
Posts: 6,067
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Post by Lt. Palumbo on Oct 13, 2015 7:11:15 GMT -5
Why would you ever try to powerbomb Kidman?
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Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]
FANatic
Writer, Lover of all things Wrestling. Analytical, Critical, Lovable (hopefully). Lets all have fun!
Posts: 232,669
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Oct 13, 2015 7:13:26 GMT -5
BECAUSE MAYBE THIS ONE TIME HE WON'T COUNTER IT INTO A POWERFUL SHOWING OF- GOD DAMN IT, HOW COULD I HAVE EVER PREVENTED THIS!!??
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Allie Kitsune
Crow T. Robot
Always Feelin' Foxy.
Celestial Princess in Exile.
Posts: 45,788
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Oct 13, 2015 7:15:10 GMT -5
Because that's what they booked you to do and you want to keep your contract.
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Post by Ryushinku on Oct 13, 2015 7:40:24 GMT -5
Think how much of a goddamn hero you'll look if you pull it off, though.
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Post by Red Impact on Oct 13, 2015 7:42:56 GMT -5
Because this plan is too good to fail a 530th time.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to do a back body drop on Triple H.
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Post by Just call me D.j.m. on Oct 13, 2015 7:46:57 GMT -5
Because it's clearly time to go home.
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Oct 13, 2015 8:38:23 GMT -5
Why would you ever roll to the ropes after getting hit by Orton's snap powerslam?
Just stay lying down.
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mrbananagrabber
King Koopa
Paul Heyman's unofficial joke writer
Posts: 11,753
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Oct 13, 2015 8:43:02 GMT -5
Because I'm a monster heel, and my opponent is standing next to the ropes. I'm going to blindly run at him. I don't actually have a game plan or a move in mind, but I'm sure it'll work out OK.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 13, 2015 8:44:55 GMT -5
Because this plan is too good to fail a 530th time. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to do a back body drop on Triple H. HHH actually would take quite a few back body drops. Only early in the match though. Once you get further into a match, people start remembering their moves then it's all over.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Oct 13, 2015 8:47:22 GMT -5
I'm going to do a diving headbutt to Orton... I've never done one before but hey it'll look cool when I hit him!
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Oct 13, 2015 8:50:00 GMT -5
Why would you ever prevent Ric Flair from going to the top rope? He's got a 96% chance of hurting himself
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Madagascar Fred
El Dandy
TAFKA roidzilla and SUFFERIN' SUCCOTASH SON!
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Post by Madagascar Fred on Oct 13, 2015 8:51:52 GMT -5
Think how much of a goddamn hero you'll look if you pull it off, though. Dat glorious 1 count dere
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Post by MrElijah on Oct 13, 2015 9:02:59 GMT -5
Samoa Joe: *looks at an opponent who tried a high risk move* Why don't more wrestlers just move out of the way?
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway. Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Oct 13, 2015 9:06:52 GMT -5
Let me just jump at Randy Orton, what's the worse that could happen
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Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Oct 13, 2015 9:15:55 GMT -5
If you have a sweet new AA counter to try, what better way to bait him into going for it?
The guy is like Kurt Angle, he can't resist a finisher attempt.
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67 more
King Koopa
He's just a Sexy Kurt
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Post by 67 more on Oct 13, 2015 9:50:33 GMT -5
I'm going to knock Dean Ambrose out of the ri- DAMMIT!
At least now I can throw him back in the ring...DAMMIT!
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Post by Cvslfc123 on Oct 13, 2015 10:23:28 GMT -5
Whenever I wrestle Rey Mysterio I always feel very tired towards the end of the match and need to lie against the ropes and have a nap. It never happens with anyone else.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Oct 13, 2015 10:40:40 GMT -5
Hogan just popped up from my finisher and is shaking around the ring, and nothing I seem to do is effective. Oh I know, maybe a right hand will knock him down and ensure my advantage!
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Post by sunnytaker on Oct 13, 2015 11:19:15 GMT -5
"dammit shawn michaels is making a racket over there behind me, stomping the mat or something. maybe I should turn around and go up to him and ask him to please be quiet."
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Post by Cyno on Oct 13, 2015 11:22:51 GMT -5
I'm gonna Irish Whip this guy into the ropes and then prepare to take out by bending down and putting my hands at my ankles with my head directly in my whipped opponent's path. Nothing can possibly go wrong.
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