Things your dad complains about in the world of sports

[Vice honcho room temperature]

"How come pitchers don't come out of the bullpen anymore on a golf cart with a giant cap on it?"

And the more traditional old guy complaint about how they never call holding in the NFL

[DragonMasterP]

Whenever the Orioles/Ravens blow a lead in a game. Any game.

[Cyno]

*audible groan when a Giants receiver has butterfingers or tips the ball for an interception*

[Nickybojelais]

When a footballer gets sent off for breaking someone's leg after a high two footed tackle-

"You just cant touch anyone these days can you? That was a fair tackle when I used to play"

Although I'm turning into my dad because everytime a goalkeeper punches the ball away I complain about how goalkeepers don't catch the ball anymore!

[Deleted]

Jesus, can they have LONGER commercial breaks between innings?

[crabbymelt]

Where's the damn remote? I can't hear the commentary.

*Turns TV up loud enough to shake the house*

[Gremlin]

"All these damn instant replays! Why even have referees?"

[TOK Hehe'd Around & Found Out]

"Why don't they use the same strategy we did when I played in high school?"

[triplethreatmark]

"X player is getting paid millions of dollars to play. That's just absurd! The game is just a business now."

He says this every time we watch a soccer game together.

[ibdude]

"I hate when quarterbacks slide man. They used to not slide when I was growing up."

[Hit Girl]

Jose Mourinho

[karl100589]

Niall Quinn. A lot.

[unc40]

My father's biggest complaint about sports is that they play on the Sabbath.

[Deleted]

My dad doesn't really watch sports aside from some NASCAR and the occasional Washington Football Team game, but any time he hears about how much a player makes, he gets salty. Why do you care what other people make? I say get your money, homie.

[Push R Truth]

The true apocalypse will be Clemson vs Georgia in the College Football National Championship Game.

The Clemsoning Force vs the Georgia Being Georgia Object. The threads of the universe will unravel as reality is torn asunder when one team does the impossible and doesn't choke it away.

[Deleted]

The funniest one was one time when I was a kid in the early 90s I remember a guy on the Chiefs(might have been Derrick Thomas) sacked the QB and started doing a dance and my grandpa was all like "I'd just throw the ball at his nuts while he's dancing"

[Sam Punk]

"Why is it called a foul pole? If the ball hits it, it's a home run so it should be called the fair pole."

[Dragonfly]

Including wrestling in this:

- Any national commentator he perceives to be "against" the Steelers.
- Cubs manager Joe Maddon.
- Ray Lewis
- Robbie Incmikoski, Pirates field reporter for Root Sports Pittsburgh
- Ric Flair
- Any match that involves working a body part