Perfect Timing
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Post by Perfect Timing on Nov 3, 2015 23:23:08 GMT -5
One thing I've learned from this thread is Carlton Banks has most definetely had more sex than most of us.
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Post by Cry Me a Wiggle on Nov 4, 2015 1:02:51 GMT -5
If I learned anything from her tenure as ECW GM, it's that she'll trade God to Raw for nothing in return. Christianity will then fold six months later and become NXT.
Jesus will be mentored by Miz.
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Nov 4, 2015 3:14:58 GMT -5
Taryn: "But my name Taryn" God: "It doesn't matter what your name is"
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Nov 4, 2015 3:19:54 GMT -5
I'm assuming she had to leave TNA to find him because clearly he was nowhere to be found in that promotion.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 4, 2015 3:25:04 GMT -5
Hopefully she can ask him what he needs with a starship.
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Post by Perfect Timing on Nov 4, 2015 4:05:54 GMT -5
Drew's dingleberrys left a lasting impression her and turned her to God.
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Post by . on Nov 4, 2015 7:31:34 GMT -5
I can see how a head injury would lead to that. Kind of like what happen to Eric Young but he went full Dixie instead of finding god. Austin Aries: "Everyone knows you don't go full Dixie man..." Eric Young: "What do you mean?" Austin Aries: "Check it out. Dustin Runnels, 'Goldust,' looked like Dixie, act like Dixie, not Dixie. Cross dressed, Kissed dudes. Effeminate, sho'. Not Dixie. You know Nick Dinsmore, 'Eugene.' Slow, yes. Dixie, maybe. Braces on his knees. But he charmed the pants off Vince McMahon and won the admiration of the crowd. That ain't Dixie. AJ Styles, Infantile and a tad gullible, yes. Dixie, no. You went full Dixie Carter, man. Never go full Dixie Carter. You don't buy that? Ask Abyss, Hulk hogan Lackey Run, Remember? Went full Dixie Carter, went home empty handed..."
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Nov 4, 2015 8:08:26 GMT -5
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Post by Demented on Nov 4, 2015 12:56:04 GMT -5
I always knew her magical cleavage was holy.
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Post by Injustice45 on Nov 4, 2015 14:41:51 GMT -5
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Post by tigermaskxxxvii on Nov 4, 2015 16:10:17 GMT -5
You can give your soul to Jesus, but your ass belongs to TNA*!
*Contingent on TNA not voiding your contract as result of inability or outright refusal to compensate you for your labor. Also, TNA might only own your ass on a part time basis. Causing you to contract out your ass to independent promotions or get a part time job at the Sun Glass Hut to supplement your income.
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Post by Emmet Russell on Nov 4, 2015 17:34:51 GMT -5
Maybe she saw my thread about Abyss, Hogan having sex and decided God was the right option.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 4, 2015 17:45:07 GMT -5
Three weeks later she checks into rehab.
It's a real life EWR game.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 4, 2015 19:35:55 GMT -5
I found Waldo
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Post by Deleted on Nov 4, 2015 19:41:06 GMT -5
One thing I've learned from this thread is Carlton Banks has most definetely had more sex than most of us. Somewhere out there there is probably a chick that was gangbanged by Carlton, Screech, Mr. Belding, and Vanilla Ice.
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Post by Welfare Willis on Nov 4, 2015 19:48:35 GMT -5
One thing I've learned from this thread is Carlton Banks has most definetely had more sex than most of us. Somewhere out there there is probably a chick that was gangbanged by Carlton, Screech, Mr. Belding, and Vanilla Ice. With that many nerds they're going to open a comic-con in her va-jay-jay.
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Post by lionheart21 on Nov 4, 2015 21:46:47 GMT -5
I thought working in TNA made you lose faith in God, not gain it.
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Post by Emmet Russell on Nov 5, 2015 7:39:59 GMT -5
Three weeks later she checks into rehab. It's a real life EWR game. Can't wait until she has a whirlwind romance with the long-lost son of Dixie Carter and marries into the family.
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Post by ________ has left the building on Nov 5, 2015 17:03:26 GMT -5
Three weeks later she checks into rehab. It's a real life EWR game. Can't wait until she has a whirlwind romance with the long-lost son of Dixie Carter and marries into the family. Russo swerve: EC3 is the product of an incestous relationship between Dixie and Ethan Carter the Second, Dixie's half brother. So he is Dixie's nephew/son.
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Post by Cyno on Nov 5, 2015 17:18:49 GMT -5
Didn't Jake the Snake have a Born-Again gimmick in WWF? One that eventually led to the Austin 3:16 promo?
I don't think this is a work, but it's not exactly unprecedented.
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