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Post by Gremlin on Nov 18, 2015 21:11:18 GMT -5
There once was a beauty named Brooke Her heiney so hot it could cook But Kong came along Too strong for a thong TNA is gobbledygook
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Nov 18, 2015 21:11:26 GMT -5
Okay that chokeslam was Hogan levels of bad.
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Post by jimmyjames on Nov 18, 2015 21:11:28 GMT -5
Don't lie, Josh. Everybody knows that nobody talks to you when you hang out. Or hangs out with him.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Nov 18, 2015 21:11:35 GMT -5
You know what makes this tournament fall so flat beside the dumb build to it?
The fact that a lot of the wrestling just...isn't very good. I mean, most of the matches are aight but I could probably count on one hand the amount of good matches I've seen. Not a great way to establish your world title tournament.
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Post by Injustice45 on Nov 18, 2015 21:12:28 GMT -5
Awesome Kong just flattened Brooke's booty; now she can understand Gail Kim's pain.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Nov 18, 2015 21:12:38 GMT -5
f***ING ABYSS IN THE MAIN EVENT?
Ok, you're up, WCWd
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Post by tenshi on Nov 18, 2015 21:12:53 GMT -5
Kong to Brooke: "Go home and be a family ass"
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Post by Welfare Willis on Nov 18, 2015 21:13:16 GMT -5
Bobby Roode vs Abyss... the kind of main event that makes you ask "Can we get another Divas contract signing"?
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Post by Hypnosis on Nov 18, 2015 21:14:29 GMT -5
Kong to Brooke: "Go home and be a family ass" Brooke's ass makes Sonic BOOM.
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Nov 18, 2015 21:17:31 GMT -5
I wonder if Josh would be the dumb ass to try and not say James Storm name when his match comes up.
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Nov 18, 2015 21:18:07 GMT -5
Isn't every Friday Black Friday for Dixie
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Post by Hypnosis on Nov 18, 2015 21:18:33 GMT -5
That "Harvest" has rats crawling around.
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Post by tenshi on Nov 18, 2015 21:18:42 GMT -5
Ghost Asylum: Where TNA's hopes and dreams of being taken seriously go to die.
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Post by jimmyjames on Nov 18, 2015 21:19:36 GMT -5
If you ask a novice about Impact Wrestling, they won't now what the heck you're talking about.
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Got fined anyway. Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Nov 18, 2015 21:20:01 GMT -5
Is Matt in the lobby of the Hilton
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Post by Indiana Miz on Nov 18, 2015 21:20:28 GMT -5
Why is everything so bright?
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Post by Gremlin on Nov 18, 2015 21:20:42 GMT -5
Matt Hardy surely was something When he became champ with gumption EC3 wasn't pleased So he got pretty cheesed And then he filed an injunction
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Post by tenshi on Nov 18, 2015 21:21:19 GMT -5
The only thing you sweep nowadays is catering, Matt Hardy. Get that straight.
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Nov 18, 2015 21:21:31 GMT -5
Isn't every Friday Black Friday for Dixie
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Post by Hypnosis on Nov 18, 2015 21:21:43 GMT -5
A taco, a burrito, and a Cinnamon Twist of Fat.
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