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Post by abjordans on Dec 2, 2015 7:55:40 GMT -5
EC3 is one of the more obviously juiced individuals in the wrestling business. Almost to comical levels. He even has that caveman, Triple H looking face.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Dec 3, 2015 23:02:48 GMT -5
Ethan needs to seriously get off the juice.
While I'm impressed by his strength, there is practically no need for him to be that massive as a pro wrestler. Even if he can deadlift 600 lbs, he's not a "big man" or "powerhouse" type of wrestler.
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Post by gatordone on Dec 6, 2015 23:14:48 GMT -5
Too bad he can't lift TNA's ratings which are a lot lighter that 600lbs.
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Post by SAJ Forth on Dec 7, 2015 15:48:35 GMT -5
That is a lot, I'm just hoping he's not actually using enhancements.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2015 18:47:39 GMT -5
EC3 is one of the more obviously juiced individuals in the wrestling business. Almost to comical levels. He even has that caveman, Triple H looking face. I'm pretty sure half the TNA roster bathes in Clearisil, at this point.
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Post by Burst on Dec 7, 2015 19:04:16 GMT -5
I increasingly fear that if he keeps it up, and keeps lifting that much, he's going to wind up having a mother of all quad tears that puts Trips' and Nash's to shame.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2015 19:21:13 GMT -5
I increasingly fear that if he keeps it up, and keeps lifting that much, he's going to wind up having a mother of all quad tears that puts Trips' and Nash's to shame. I'm imagining TNA now trying to recreate Triple H's return with EC, and it being the saddest thing ever. Instead of MSG, it'll be in Dixes' basement. Motorhead won't be available, so it'll be a Lullaby Version of the Ace of Spades that'll be his entrance music. He'll stand on the second turn buckle and promptly spit out of a mouthful of 7-11 branded water before tearing his other quad stepping down.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2015 19:39:36 GMT -5
I increasingly fear that if he keeps it up, and keeps lifting that much, he's going to wind up having a mother of all quad tears that puts Trips' and Nash's to shame. I'm imagining TNA now trying to recreate Triple H's return with EC, and it being the saddest thing ever. Instead of MSG, it'll be in Dixes' basement. Motorhead won't be available, so it'll be a Lullaby Version of the Ace of Spades that'll be his entrance music. He'll stand on the second turn buckle and promptly spit out of a mouthful of 7-11 branded water before tearing his other quad stepping down. They won't be able to afford Beautiful Day, so they just show clips from Rattle & Hum.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2015 21:32:18 GMT -5
I'm imagining TNA now trying to recreate Triple H's return with EC, and it being the saddest thing ever. Instead of MSG, it'll be in Dixes' basement. Motorhead won't be available, so it'll be a Lullaby Version of the Ace of Spades that'll be his entrance music. He'll stand on the second turn buckle and promptly spit out of a mouthful of 7-11 branded water before tearing his other quad stepping down. They won't be able to afford Beautiful Day, so they just show clips from Rattle & Hum. His rehab would instead be set to "Breakfast at Tiffany's"
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Post by Mayonnaise on Dec 7, 2015 23:47:52 GMT -5
EC3 is one of the more obviously juiced individuals in the wrestling business. Almost to comical levels. He even has that caveman, Triple H looking face. I'm pretty sure half the TNA roster bathes in Clearisil, at this point. There was a stretch where if I wrestled for TNA I would have refused to wrestle with or after Aries and EY. Just nasty.
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Post by SAJ Forth on Dec 8, 2015 14:36:39 GMT -5
I increasingly fear that if he keeps it up, and keeps lifting that much, he's going to wind up having a mother of all quad tears that puts Trips' and Nash's to shame. I'm imagining TNA now trying to recreate Triple H's return with EC, and it being the saddest thing ever. Instead of MSG, it'll be in Dixes' basement. Motorhead won't be available, so it'll be a Lullaby Version of the Ace of Spades that'll be his entrance music. He'll stand on the second turn buckle and promptly spit out of a mouthful of 7-11 branded water before tearing his other quad stepping down. Both returns feature Angle.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Dec 11, 2015 1:10:44 GMT -5
EC3 is one of the more obviously juiced individuals in the wrestling business. Almost to comical levels. He even has that caveman, Triple H looking face. Yeah, I'm really not a proponent of the "Just look at him" method of determining whether a guy is on the gas or not... But man, just look at him.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Dec 11, 2015 20:08:41 GMT -5
EC3 is one of the more obviously juiced individuals in the wrestling business. Almost to comical levels. He even has that caveman, Triple H looking face. Yeah, I'm really not a proponent of the "Just look at him" method of determining whether a guy is on the gas or not... But man, just look at him.Ain't he a sight to see?
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Post by Hypnosis on Dec 13, 2015 14:41:10 GMT -5
I'm pretty sure half the TNA roster bathes in Clearisil, at this point. There was a stretch where if I wrestled for TNA I would have refused to wrestle with or after Aries and EY. Just nasty. That crotch in the face would have been stinky for sure.
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