the2ndevil
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Post by the2ndevil on Dec 9, 2015 2:42:19 GMT -5
Baby, It's Cold Outside.
How the date rapist's anthem came to be associated with Christmas, I have no idea.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Dec 9, 2015 3:13:25 GMT -5
Most of them, to be honest, but especially ones that dial in on the religious shit.
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Mozenrath
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 9, 2015 3:23:56 GMT -5
Hallelujah covers. It's not a Christmas song, anyway, but everyone and their cousin Josephine has covered that f***ing song.
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Post by mrtuesday on Dec 9, 2015 9:43:09 GMT -5
"My Favorite Things"
It's not even about Christmas. Sure it mentions things like mittens and sleigh bells. But it has nothing to do with Christmas.
Might as well have "You Can Fly" from Disney's Peter Pan as a Christmas song, since it mentions sleigh bells, snow, and reindeer.
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Johnny
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Post by Johnny on Dec 9, 2015 11:22:37 GMT -5
Worst chorus in the history of Christmas and/or choruses.
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metylerca
King Koopa
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Don't be alarmed.
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Post by metylerca on Dec 9, 2015 12:33:23 GMT -5
Anything Mariah Carey
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Post by Deleted on Dec 9, 2015 12:43:20 GMT -5
"We Wish You a Merry Christmas" doesn't get enough flack. It's like "The Star-Spangled Banner" where everybody only knows a small part of it and run with that part, because there's a whole part devoted to demanding figgy pudding. No wonder Dr. Doofenschmirtz went nuts.
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Post by Milkman Norm on Dec 9, 2015 12:44:26 GMT -5
Mary Did You Know is pretty bad.
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Post by I'm Team Bayley and Indi on Dec 9, 2015 12:48:10 GMT -5
it's already been mentioned but Do They Know It's Christmas? is mine, Bono's line is arguably my least favourite line in any song ever (not just Christmas)
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lionheart21
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Post by lionheart21 on Dec 9, 2015 15:36:04 GMT -5
Christmas Shoes, hands down.
Not only is it a song with an absolute disgusting story (a kid who, while doing a nice thing for his mom, is doing so under the implication that his mom could potentially die on Christmas Eve), but it also has a personal effect on me, since my dad had lost his father to pneumonia caused by his battle with lung cancer around this time of year when he was only 10 years old, and its something that he's never truly gotten over, and this song only makes matters worse for him.
Listening to Patton Oswalt absolutely ripping apart this piece of garbage is a Christmas tradition of mine.
LANGUAGE WARNING
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Post by James Fabiano on Dec 9, 2015 16:44:49 GMT -5
"My Favorite Things" It's not even about Christmas. Sure it mentions things like mittens and sleigh bells. But it has nothing to do with Christmas. Might as well have "You Can Fly" from Disney's Peter Pan as a Christmas song, since it mentions sleigh bells, snow, and reindeer. No even worse...in their holiday rotation, one of my malls plays...LET IT GO.
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Post by DoubleDare on Dec 9, 2015 17:05:02 GMT -5
The Hanukkah song, I'm feel bad for Jewish people that this is the only Hanukkah song that gets played on the radio.
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Post by ritt works hard fo da chickens on Dec 9, 2015 18:29:05 GMT -5
The Chipmunks Christmas song. It's so bad, like worse then other chipmunk songs and when the one chipmunk says hula hoop, hairs on my neck bristle. I think I know how dogs feel when people blow those dog whistles. And it is particularly bad because my sister LOVES it.
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the2ndevil
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Post by the2ndevil on Dec 9, 2015 18:55:19 GMT -5
"My Favorite Things" It's not even about Christmas. Sure it mentions things like mittens and sleigh bells. But it has nothing to do with Christmas. Might as well have "You Can Fly" from Disney's Peter Pan as a Christmas song, since it mentions sleigh bells, snow, and reindeer. No even worse...in their holiday rotation, one of my malls plays...LET IT GO. Walmart Radio has recently been playing an a capella cover of it that is shockingly better than I ever expected.
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Post by Nickybojelais on Dec 9, 2015 19:33:40 GMT -5
Wonderful Christmas time - Paul McCartney
Everytime I hear it I think to myself "How could somebody involved with the Beatles come up with this?"
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Post by James Fabiano on Dec 9, 2015 23:17:54 GMT -5
Wonderful Christmas time - Paul McCartney Everytime I hear it I think to myself "How could somebody involved with the Beatles come up with this?" Unless.....he really wasn't involved with the Beatles! /Here's another clue for you all... //The Walrus was Paul.
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Post by Milkman Norm on Dec 9, 2015 23:45:04 GMT -5
Wonderful Christmas time - Paul McCartney Everytime I hear it I think to myself "How could somebody involved with the Beatles come up with this?" in about 10 minutes.
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ashcampbell
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Post by ashcampbell on Dec 10, 2015 4:03:24 GMT -5
Train - Shake Up Christmas. The most godawful piece of garbage song ever. A Coke commercial stretched out way too long and released as a single. Train is probably the worst band ever, and Pat Monahan is the worst songwriter of all time.
Anything by Colbie Callait, both covers and 'originals'.
Whoever it is that takes old Christmas songs and "remixes" them. Why? Just play the original song.
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Paco
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Post by Paco on Dec 10, 2015 4:42:39 GMT -5
another one for "Santa Baby"
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 10, 2015 4:50:19 GMT -5
Train - Shake Up Christmas. The most godawful piece of garbage song ever. A Coke commercial stretched out way too long and released as a single. Train is probably the worst band ever, and Pat Monahan is the worst songwriter of all time. Anything by Colbie Callait, both covers and 'originals'. Whoever it is that takes old Christmas songs and "remixes" them. Why? Just play the original song. The remix option probably saves them a lot of money.
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