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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Dec 17, 2015 22:23:41 GMT -5
They also want a gold plated unicorn and a seventy foot apple pie, but they figure one unreachable goal at a time.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Dec 18, 2015 1:41:39 GMT -5
I want an evening with Alison Brie, Aubrey Plaza & Anna Kendrick that involves Baby Oil, Inflatable Pools and a bottle of wine that starts all the trouble. It's as much of a chance as what TNA wants to happen
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Post by BigAl on Dec 18, 2015 3:45:31 GMT -5
Well she can always sign WWE rejects who claim they are "WWE SUPERSTARS" like Sinn Bodhi, and push him to the moon!
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Dec 18, 2015 6:38:19 GMT -5
Well she can always sign WWE rejects who claim they are "WWE SUPERSTARS" like Sinn Bodhi, and push him to the moon! I'd be down for a Kizarny/Hade Vansen feud in 2016 TNA.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Dec 18, 2015 6:51:02 GMT -5
Well she can always sign WWE rejects who claim they are "WWE SUPERSTARS" like Sinn Bodhi, and push him to the moon! I'd be down for a Kizarny/Hade Vansen feud in 2016 TNA. Step 1: Sign Kenzo Suzuki Step 2: put TNA World Championship on him Step 3: New golden age
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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2015 7:57:18 GMT -5
You know they could probably invest in guys like Chris Hero, Chuck Taylor, Chris Dickinson, Caleb Konley, Ethan Page, Timothy Thatcher maybe even Zack Sabre Jr. but i mean The Nasty Boys have allot of name value and Kurt Angle is in amazing shape.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Dec 18, 2015 8:37:35 GMT -5
I want an evening with Alison Brie, Aubrey Plaza & Anna Kendrick that involves Baby Oil, Inflatable Pools and a bottle of wine that starts all the trouble. It's as much of a chance as what TNA wants to happen This is TNA, you're gonna have to lower your expectations, the best they could do for you would be put Abyss and Rockstar Spud in that inflatable pool. Or as they call it the "Bob Ryder".
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Post by Push R Truth on Dec 18, 2015 8:39:20 GMT -5
TNA is going to open 2016 with Billy Gunn as their #1 draw
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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2015 8:52:11 GMT -5
TNA is going to open 2016 with Billy Gunn as their #1 draw Holy shit i forgot that was a possibility get ready VKM 2 with Billy Gunn CM Galloway and a host of people who amounted didly in WWE developmental.
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Dec 18, 2015 8:59:53 GMT -5
I want an evening with Alison Brie, Aubrey Plaza & Anna Kendrick that involves Baby Oil, Inflatable Pools and a bottle of wine that starts all the trouble. It's as much of a chance as what TNA wants to happen This is TNA, you're gonna have to lower your expectations, the best they could do for you would be put Abyss and Rockstar Spud in that inflatable pool. Or as they call it the "Bob Ryder". Sud deserves so much more than that, and what TNA gave him this past year in his face run. He had the fantastic feud with EC3, TNA's match of the year with the Hair vs Hair match, and they proceed to do f*** all with him after that. The logical step would have been for EC3 to win the title, Spud climb the ranks, get a title match, and Spud get his revenge by being the first one to beat EC3, and taking the title from him. Guy can be either a face or a heel. He's great as the weaselly loudmouth annoying heel, and he is fantastic as the underdog face. He deserves to be in a well ran WWE.
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Post by Hanzo on Dec 18, 2015 9:56:23 GMT -5
They also want a...seventy foot apple pie Why you wanna take Samoa Joe's midnight snack away from him?!
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Post by Hanzo on Dec 18, 2015 10:06:53 GMT -5
See, here's the thing: what did TNA do wrong (or didn't do right)?
Because if you think about it, there were people who said "If they just get this big name or that big name, they'll get ratings."
And they didn't. Their ratings were the same all the time.
They had big stars, TV, video games, action figures, and publicity. But they could never take off.
Let me just say this: The only time I really watched TNA was during the fourth quarter of 2009. I was telling people, "You've just GOT to watch this!" And that's the best kind of advertising: word of mouth. (Then as soon as 2010 started, everything went down the drain.)
What happened?
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Dec 18, 2015 10:37:44 GMT -5
See, here's the thing: what did TNA do wrong (or didn't do right)? Because if you think about it, there were people who said "If they just get this big name or that big name, they'll get ratings." And they didn't. Their ratings were the same all the time. They had big stars, TV, video games, action figures, and publicity. But they could never take off. Let me just say this: The only time I really watched TNA was during the fourth quarter of 2009. I was telling people, "You've just GOT to watch this!" And that's the best kind of advertising: word of mouth. (Then as soon as 2010 started, everything went down the drain.) What happened? They brought in Hogan and Bischoff and gave them a lot of power. TNA got stripped of everything that made them an alternative to WWE, and guys who didn't make their names in TNA were launched over TNA guys, and just all around stupid storylines. For crying out loud the top storyline in TNA for awhile was a feud over WWE Hall of Fame rings. And that goes to their biggest problem, no Vince McMahon. We can crack jokes about Vince being out of touch now, but he's the boss. What he says goes, he's the final say whether someone likes it or not, and he has a vision of what he wants to happen. You need that final say boss, that everyone knows is in charge. Dixie let the inmates run the asylum, especially when Hogan and Bischoff came in. There was no boss, and Hogan and Bischoff got to do what they wanted. With someone like Vince, they're not going to be able to do that shit. If Dixie had a backbone, Hogan would have been used in TNA like he was being used in WWE before the tape became public. He'd show up on a show every now and then, and his main goal would be to hype the product. Instead with no Vince, Hogan and Bischoff got to do whatever they wanted. So because of that TNA never really had an identity, or clear path they wanted to take that would help the company.
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Post by chrom on Dec 18, 2015 10:37:54 GMT -5
See, here's the thing: what did TNA do wrong (or didn't do right)? Because if you think about it, there were people who said "If they just get this big name or that big name, they'll get ratings." And they didn't. Their ratings were the same all the time. They had big stars, TV, video games, action figures, and publicity. But they could never take off. Let me just say this: The only time I really watched TNA was during the fourth quarter of 2009. I was telling people, "You've just GOT to watch this!" And that's the best kind of advertising: word of mouth. (Then as soon as 2010 started, everything went down the drain.) What happened? Dixie Carter, that's what happened. She's got it in her brainless head that she's the next big reality star and is using it as little more than a vanity project to launch her own reality show. You'll find plenty of stories about her and how she's treated those who've worked in TNA.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Dec 18, 2015 10:38:06 GMT -5
So we expect Dixie to announce what 5 big surprises minimum?
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Post by 543Y2J on Dec 18, 2015 10:47:24 GMT -5
Phoebe and Chandler are TNA, the ring is the contract, the cashier is the talent they want
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Post by Welfare Willis on Dec 18, 2015 10:54:30 GMT -5
So we expect Dixie to announce what 5 big surprises minimum? For TNA, the biggest surprise is they're still alive.
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Post by bob on Dec 18, 2015 10:56:50 GMT -5
and I want a million dollars
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Post by . on Dec 18, 2015 11:07:40 GMT -5
get ready for 4 former wwe guys and one washup
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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2015 14:20:21 GMT -5
Really TNA, you don't need to spend all that money. You really only need to hire one person: a great booker.
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